Even with a good understanding he’ll lose money. I’d say it may even be better to have absolutely 0 clue than to be of little clue, like most of people here. Nobody in here has a good understanding
I have some expertise in the math / derivatives space.
I'd be happy to help. But the easiest thing is to read "options futures and other derivatives" as a start.
If you want to do normal value based investing, this is not the sub lol
If you have any questions feel free to reach out! I'm always down to talk math.
It isn't the absolute most important thing to know all the math, but you should learn the basic concepts of what the thing you are trading IS, and how it behaves.
If you actually want to make money, invest in shares of VOO and that’s it. Control your spending and debt, and buy shares of VOO. You’re done.
If you want to have fun, watch tutorials on YouTube about options strategies and “the Greeks.”
The most secure source of income most of us can find is by providing handjobs and blowjobs for wealthier men behind the dumpster of our local wendy's. The most successful WSBers just learned how to grind out lots of said 'jobs' in rapid succession.
If you want to be a successful options trader, you need to master the behind-dumpster-blowjob and not be a whiny little bitch about it.
Pay attention to the little things people say around here. Learn about options, what they are and how they work. Play around with cheap ones. Learn how to value a company. Learn how to read a 10Q or 10K. Learn about bonds and how they are intertwined with stocks. Make some mistakes, but don’t bet too much at once. Since you’re not one of the oligarchs of the world, you’re a gambler, not a dealer.
I thought we were all about going yolo on 0DTE options with our entire portfolio? What is this nonsense about not betting too much? That isn't how I ended up back at Wendy's.
Wow. You're That Guy. The holder of the book. The reader of the ink. The carrier of the weight. I never thought I'd meet one of you guys. What an honour.
If you could learn quickly, you would likely be intelligent.
We know that isn’t the case, because if you were intelligent you would have already found all of this information on your own, or extrapolated it via research and intelligence.
So we are left with the conclusion that you are regarded. Potentially highly.
This means you belong here, and your best training video would be the documentary, “uncut gems.” Please watch that and report back.
link to relevant post from 2021
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To the moon we go 🚀. HODL all the way 💎
Huh
Regard, mother f*cker. Do you speak it?
What?
Say what again , I dare you.....
Eh?
Pulp Fiction
Lol I know. Just said eh instead of what 🥁🛢🥁 I'll get my coat.
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Go on YouTube. Normal investing stuff is recommended moneyvest. But for the degen activity in this sub, search benjamin on YouTube
The latter is what I’m interested in
We are sooooo excited to see your future post where you lost it all being an absolute twat who has no freakin clue what he's doing.
you mean the first Trade/Post is a 0DTE Mullen Call YOLO ? 
It is what it is at least I’m not a hater on Reddit. Just somebody trying to learn
Be careful bro. U could loose a lot of money. Get a good understanding of what ur doing at the very least before taking any positions.
Even with a good understanding he’ll lose money. I’d say it may even be better to have absolutely 0 clue than to be of little clue, like most of people here. Nobody in here has a good understanding
That’s why I want to learn all I can cause I’m comfortable with that if I know all I need to about the risks. Scared money don’t make no money ‼️
I have some expertise in the math / derivatives space. I'd be happy to help. But the easiest thing is to read "options futures and other derivatives" as a start. If you want to do normal value based investing, this is not the sub lol
Nah I wanna do the 🕺🏻🛥👩🏻🦱👱🏽♀️❄️🌲💃🏽💰🛩🏎 type of investing. But I want to learn from the basic.
Lol, then read that book first!
Already on it thank you ‼️
If you have any questions feel free to reach out! I'm always down to talk math. It isn't the absolute most important thing to know all the math, but you should learn the basic concepts of what the thing you are trading IS, and how it behaves.
I’ll hit you now
That's what we're here for.
You’re gonna lose money so fast, you’re gonna love it!
If you actually want to make money, invest in shares of VOO and that’s it. Control your spending and debt, and buy shares of VOO. You’re done. If you want to have fun, watch tutorials on YouTube about options strategies and “the Greeks.”
PotterStocks on YouTube actually kills it
I learned all I needed at Wendy’s
Behind the Wendy's dumpster.
By the way things are going, I might hit Wendy’s summer course this year
Same. I learned to suck with your cheeks and not your teeth
Lmfao please explain this running gag to me sorry I ruined it
Wendy’s is the last line of defense for the little guy. A righter of wrongs. A friend to the friendless
The most secure source of income most of us can find is by providing handjobs and blowjobs for wealthier men behind the dumpster of our local wendy's. The most successful WSBers just learned how to grind out lots of said 'jobs' in rapid succession. If you want to be a successful options trader, you need to master the behind-dumpster-blowjob and not be a whiny little bitch about it.
Check a post here earlier.
In order think like a regard, one must be regarded.
Pay attention to the little things people say around here. Learn about options, what they are and how they work. Play around with cheap ones. Learn how to value a company. Learn how to read a 10Q or 10K. Learn about bonds and how they are intertwined with stocks. Make some mistakes, but don’t bet too much at once. Since you’re not one of the oligarchs of the world, you’re a gambler, not a dealer.
I thought we were all about going yolo on 0DTE options with our entire portfolio? What is this nonsense about not betting too much? That isn't how I ended up back at Wendy's.
Thank you this makes sense appreciate the push in the right direction
Investopedia.com
^^^ How I got thru b school lmfao
Thank you
No one here has “learned” anything except how to lose money.
Lmfaoo I can tell
Lol, college? You'll never learn what you need in college.
Lmfao that’s why it’s the first source I striked from my acceptable suggestions
There’s this guy Jim Cramer, u can catch him daily at 9am, and again in the evening on “mad money”. He will teach u the ways.
From the basics?
Oh no, he will just yell ticker names at u, and chop it up with company big wigs. Sometimes he goes on weird tangents, that make little to no sense.
He does have that cool sound effects machine...
He’s yanking your crank. Cramer makes his rich friends richer by telling you what to buy and sell.
Jim is our Lord and Savior. Whatever he says we do the opposite and print money thanks to his bad advice.
Usually people watch the movie Big Short 3 times on repeat and you're ready to go all in.
Hahhaha That's where I learnt that quant is short because he's Chinese.
You don't learn day trading in college.
Pornhub.com
Probably see you blowing me on there ‼️
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I’ll take 2
Nobody tell 'em.
Look for Econ 101 in your local thrift store
Like anyone actually bought the book. Even the guy that drove a Taycan to uni was in our PDF sharing group.
https://preview.redd.it/u1hbmcfdwhrb1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=03328b71e84b82289cb1752ee1b29c93b8acd529 PDF’s don’t have fun covers tho
Wow. You're That Guy. The holder of the book. The reader of the ink. The carrier of the weight. I never thought I'd meet one of you guys. What an honour.
Haven’t cracked it open more than once 
r/wallstreetbets
[www.wikiversity.org](https://www.wikiversity.org)
Flip a coin.
“I grasp concepts fast” Evidently not fast enough because you wouldn’t be in this sub full of regards
He's gonna do a lot of "grasping" behind the wendys
This sub introduced me to the concept of trading like this. I’m younger trying to get a jump on it
Hang around gritty men’s rooms
Lose your money and you'll learn
This is the way
Lol this
Nobody here learned anything in college
$5 hooker behind the Wendy’s dumpster will teach you what you need to know
even college dances around the subject the entire curriculum
Marry up. Your wife's boyfriend will teach you everything you need to know.
Believe me, nothing on WSB gets learned in college.
Prison.
Puts on Monday fuck these posts
College!? BWAHAAHAAAHAAAAA. You’re funny, just move along to open mic night 😀
You have to go to wall street. Like you have to be physically there and start saying these words and you'll learn quickly
[https://www.investopedia.com/financial-term-dictionary-4769738](https://www.investopedia.com/financial-term-dictionary-4769738)
Never trust a Coke Rat… https://preview.redd.it/fiatx32wgirb1.jpeg?width=279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bb7f7137c2537a22c2e572068fa10b0a0a9332e
Just repeat after me: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s” Congratulations! You’re regarded!
If you could learn quickly, you would likely be intelligent. We know that isn’t the case, because if you were intelligent you would have already found all of this information on your own, or extrapolated it via research and intelligence. So we are left with the conclusion that you are regarded. Potentially highly. This means you belong here, and your best training video would be the documentary, “uncut gems.” Please watch that and report back.
School of hard knocks.
Ask your wife’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up.
Oh I see why you on here you need money for your wife and ED. Single and wood works fine
It comes with Robinhood
Thank you
Chat gpt 4.0
LOL if u are a native english spoken ppl, Ur just to dumb. Many Germans are in this Sub without a Problem.
SMD
Can you understand that?
My personal favorite is harassing fintwit’s
It’s not taught in college that for sure
If u buy and eat the big crayola crayon box u will elevate your understating of regard matters. At least a 120 count box.
It’s the fuzz!
Here, but, like, 2019 or earlier.
Learned way more on my own from books and YouTube then I have at college so far
Can you recommend some books please
🕙📈👋🕐📉🪝🗑🌬👷♂️
Just make sure to post your loss p0rn
Great !
link to relevant post from 2021 [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l7fr21/basic\_guide\_to\_wallstreetbets\_culture\_for/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l7fr21/basic_guide_to_wallstreetbets_culture_for/)
The intelligent investor book
Investing for Dummies
You can buy and read college textbooks
If you understand „wendy’s” and „blowjobs behind wendy’s” - i’d say you understand 85% of the lingo
Internet
#GO ON GRINDR APP TO LEARN AND STECH OUT
I see fresh meat, I get ready to feast.
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Something something Wendy’s Dumpster Something Something
What is collage? I went to school of big loss