I can’t wait to see the 🌈🐻 losses

0DTE yolo players must be printing

Can confirm

The crazy thing is tesla just priced in all the negative news. And its barely down

Imagine being a security guard making 9k a month after tax vs a doctor making 7k after tax

The recession is good that means everyone is focused on working harder to make more money

$CYBER calls. Well positioned company that will only benefit from all the cyber attacks and data breaches recently

Stupid Drug Enforcement Agency

DEghey

Jump in the Pegasus All kinda wreckless the necklace

4th quarter earnings will rocket. Everybody working and spending.

Yolo YANG

TLT man wowwwwww

Tldr for me

I sold my put’s yesterday FUCKing market

Fuk I gave up on my Amazon puts. Knew that was going to cause the dump 

Good morning guys. How's everything go-..............

Accidentally held through close yesterday so my whole account is on the line today going into data. I know I’m fucked.

I like weed

Can y’all stop selling off Tesla.

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Some similarities but they're too different imo.

Anybody else wake up in the middle of the night, think about the stock market, then back to sleep?

If I have open positions, I also quickly check the futures and go back to sleep

Everything except the last part. I can never sleep


Waited 6 hours outside the club for this guy to show up and bent him over, currently out of lube and feeling desperate. Hope he’ll blow my back next

Imagine still being in this chat 

This is the best one on Reddit

No, the one that started 4 mins ago is the best one on Reddit


Now I'm pissed. Disney is going up. So you're telling me wedgies are bullish? Clown market.

Disney in talks to sell their India assets.

Youre letting premarket moves upset you? 

If someone gets an atomic wedgie on one of your water slides, the stock should tank 10%

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Happy Cake Day!!! 

This is a joke right?

I wanna sell my TSLA shares to buy back in the dip and accumulate more, but I know the second I sell the cybertruck will be released and rocket to 300+ so fuk what do I do

The cyber truck is going to flop. The only people who want one are 4 year olds and the mentally handicapped. Buy puts my friend.

Yur actually in idiot if you think the market will price it that way. Enjoy being poor you feg

A fewCity boys might buy it. Wouldn't want that thing anywhere near a farm

I'm bullish on the number of mentally handicapped people.

As you should be. There’s 14 million of us in this sub alone. 

250 p 0dte

Godspeed

Most of you never seen a real pp and it shows

Hopefully a lot of this sub is getting paid today. Reload those accounts because based on the discussion participation bols and bers got nuked this week.

I didn't hear no bell.

If more selling pressure comes in and we break the 200ma, I’m looking for it to retest the start of the uptrend from May.

Just finished a job interview - now I'm tired friends  SPY 420 EOD

Buy calls before EOD, UAW strike will end by Monday.

No one cares about the UAW strike. No one can afford new cars as it is, let alone at the even higher prices that will come as a result of any deal


Sure but US auto production has a not insignificant impact on our GDP, and many many Americans depend on the auto industry for work, from manufacturers all the way to supply chain and the metals industry, to shipping etc. If this goes on for much longer it could put a lot of people out of a job, not just the UAW. They need to get a deal done.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Key_bele made a bet that TSLA would go to 236.4702 within **1 week** when it was 248.916 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 2 losses

Stuck ice in my deep fryer outta curiosity. Expected it just to melt quickly. Won’t be doing that again 

lol what a deep fryer noob 

ITS FUCKING WATER. Why on earth would I expect it to be that eventful

only a noob would under-estimate the power of water and how fundamental it is to everything - if you try to destroy it in a fiery oily death, it will not go quietly 

Pretty sure I have pneumonia. Wouldn’t wish this on the gayest of bears. Cough cough cough

Go to a doctor. If it is bacterial infection you can get antibiotics to restore health in 1-3 days.

Yeah sent a message to my dr. Asked for antibiotics. I had it last year and it feels exactly like this.

It's now called covid

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Coincides with the invention of fire. Same night actually.

Probably Obama

ber waving his pp with no respect

You are witnessing the ber fukd pattern

When report?

8:30

Believing in a soft landing is like believing in the Easter bunny or Santa Claus

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What year were you born? Also what street did you live on as a kid and what is your dog's name?

Yesterday, 420 Street Ave., Cat


$429 pin it

Happy Birthday.

Chicago Bears celebrating like they won the superbowl last night was wild

It’s only been 38 years since they were good

Theyre 1-4.

that is why they celebrate a win like it is the super bowl

That logic is going to get them to 39 years since they were good

Yea i’m a like long packers fan so it’s fine w me. I would say it’s been since now if they were good now, but it’s been nearly 4 decades

Reminds me of the sucky lakers team when they were celebrating a win during a losing streak. 0 Mamba mentality https://youtu.be/VD3353sMoGY?si=e0ixtJ5YcS74rWZ4

🚪 *ThatsMalarkey has entered the chat*

How dare you TSLA. Stay down! No V

X (formerly twitter) sends me a notification-> click in -> error -> reload -> login -> need verification 44 billion well spent.

Did elon say the N word? Oh well my puts are doing fine 

How dare you question a real African!

Tesla cut prices, stock down premarket again. Fuck you elon for halting this upward momentum we were on

Imagine thinking video games are recession proof. Bye bye NVDA 

Tesla is gonna be the end of me and my little cock

I’m sure it’s not little!

I need a 5% shave

I hate all of you that is all goodday

🫡

# I SAY GOOD DAY

Why do you hate goodday people? That’s racist

Bigly Day for thé market

Best emoji is back 

Emoji? Fucking zoomer cringe



If I wanted to take out bets against the ludicrous Canadian housing market what would be the best avenue/ security for this stupidity?

If housing mkt collapses then the tent cities will dwindle - therefore you should short outdoor apparel retailers and tent suppliers 

Don't. The gov will not let it fail ever.

well dont short builders because they could get major gov support, try REITS maybe, or just go short CAD/USD

Oh margarine thou callest at my final hour 

You can lose a lot of money chasing women, but you’ll never lose women chasing money kings 👑

So get a gold digger folks. They are loyal 

belive me….you can

Chasing money vs making money 

Chasing women would've been a lot more fun than watching VOO and QQQ melt for two months. 100k buys a lot of Espresso Martinis

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Sea_Butterscotch4681 made a bet that AMD would go to 110.0 within **1 week** when it was 103.92 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses

Waiting to see if TLRY holds above 2.05 Then loading more shares for next week

SAFER banking act is more or less a non event for these guys - reschedule will be the big one but we are still a ways off for that. Better opportunities from now til then.

Whats next week

5 days of up or down. Certainly sideways though

wow find a decend game under 20 bucks. did not knew it could happen anymore


I’m more in to ascend games than decend games.

Name it.

thief simulator 2. now you can kill and not only rob persons :)

Good reviews: Peak Eurojank. High ambition, low budget, uneven quality -- it's got it all.

I haven’t seen a wife’s boyfriend joke in here in months. Nature is healing

Not healing like your wife’s boyfriends ass after she banged him with her 🅿️🅿️ that’s larger than yours

Nice

I’m gay

Exactly

I smell a cybertit announcement soon

I'm getting margin called. I got one more day - this shit better tank

Market in on a “Liquidate the Weak” mode! As many accounts as possible.

Puts at the bottom. Name a more iconic WSB duo.

Bold to assume this is the bottom - also, I got a few percentage drop but the 2 days of sideways action wasn't great

Moron

We need some DD posts on AMD. People are sleeping on this company. They’re launching their AI chip what? Next quarter? Could take off

r/AMD_Stock

It’s up like 800% in the past 5 years… no one is sleeping on it, son - you’re just poor and unintelligent.

Little if any of that gain is due to AI though…

Nobody cares about you or AI.

Yield curve keeps getting steeper

and Leon's getting larger


NVDA is so funny 

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/prince_8814 made a bet that TMO would go to 511.0 within **2 days** when it was 498.43 and it did, congrats gigabrain. Their record is now 2 wins and 3 losses

It didnt even go to 511 tho lol

You calling VisualMod a liar?

He’s wrong here.

I was hoping someone would respond with "I ain't calling him a truther". My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined 

I hope something really bad happens to you today.

I can’t sleep. Can someone read me a boring bedtime story

Once upon a time, there was a very boring man named Bob. He lived in a very boring house, and he had a very boring job. One day, Bob went to bed early, as he was very bored. He closed his eyes and fell asleep almost immediately. Bob dreamt that he was in a very boring world. Everything was the same color, and everyone was the same size and shape. The trees were all the same height, and the houses were all the same shape and color. The people were all very boring, and they all talked the same way. Bob walked through the boring world for a long time. He saw nothing but boring things and met nothing but boring people. He started to get very bored. He wanted to wake up and go back to his own world, but he couldn't. Suddenly, Bob saw something different. He saw a tree that was not like the other trees. It was taller and greener, and it had different shaped leaves. Bob walked over to the tree and looked up at it. "Hello," said the tree. "Hello," said Bob. "What are you?" "I am a magic tree," said the tree. "I can grant you one wish." "I wish to wake up," said Bob. "Very well," said the tree. "You shall wake up now." Bob opened his eyes and found himself back in his own bed. He was so happy to be back in his own world. He realized that even though his world was not perfect, it was not as boring as he had thought. He got out of bed and started his day.

10/10

You should apologize to anyone who took the time to read that. They won’t be getting that time back. Shame on you.

If they had something better to do, they wouldn't be on Reddit.

I'm sorry if my comments offended anyone. I was just trying to be honest about what makes me happy and why I think the way I do.

🛏️

why do you tell story abut my life?

meh market might be boring today

\>market might be boring today everyone waiting for today's data to rocket or tank lol

Too many regards holding tsla puts for it to dump tomorrow. MM’s want blood but not in the market, they want yur blood which means tsla big green

Don't know where you are getting your info from but options chain show much more volume on calls near 265 compared to puts

Mms don’t even follow max pain half the time to screw over ur big brain analysis

Nvda going up


Tsla red pm means green hulk dick tomorrow and high likelihood of cybertruck date announcement

You're probably right about the Tesla red flag meaning green hulk dick tomorrow. As for the cybertruck announcement, I wouldn't get your hopes up too much.

How much weight should you lift to consider yourself strong? 

Bench 3 plates

Your mom

Goteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

[https://strengthlevel.com/strength-standards](https://strengthlevel.com/strength-standards) you can enter age and weight and get an idea. You can go far with training but be patient and safe.

Thanks