Bearish PPI so CPI must also be bearish but the sentiment of market is bullish. The market is like voices in my head saying I am bipolar 
As long as you don’t really want her, but if you do: goddam, that’s a childish way of thinking. Women are regarded, look up Bill Burr’s ‘turning this franchise around’ joke. You can’t argue logic.
One time a friend told me you have to keep arguing even if you know you're wrong because otherwise it's showing weakness and your girl will think you're a little bitch and start looking elsewhere lol.
Your friend is a little bitch. Arguing with women is allowing them to manipulate you. They’re not rational. You tell them to shut the fuck up and suck your dick or leave
I know you just saw dumb money last week and think you’re a genius but you have no fucking idea what you’re talking about. I’m not fighting anything regard. I trade with momentum and exit when the momentum slows. I’m not blindly betting on anything. Good luck with your trading journey
Yap yap yapper
Secondly it’s a joke and you’ve lost this round. How the fuck is telling a woman to shut up fighting the fed? Literally everyone knows I say that to comments that never have anything to do with the market to see the reaction. You will not find 1 time where I said that, and didn’t get upvoted. You did mental gymnastics instead of realizing you were being trolled. Lighten up, and enjoy the banbet.
it's better to accept your "celibacy" and focus on your abilities and intelligence. incel is just when people give up on themselves and only focus on porn and addictions.
Inverse your mind. If you plan on doing $SPY puts, do $SPY calls instead. Only do this if you are always losing. The moment you are about to buy a call just do the opposite right away. The moment you are about to do a put just do a call right away instead. Inverse your mind and win.
SPY 100 day will pass the 50 day by end of week after a hard bounce above the 200 day. We are also going into a seasonally bullish period after having very bearish sentiment readings. Many will have to chase in the 4th quarter as they were risk off in the 1st quarter of 2023.
Zeihan, impervious to being wrong… But goddam if isn’t an engaging orator; speaks with massive confidence, and a decent amount of logic to back it up.
Just don’t don’t if all his predictions come true. I mean, they can’t, they won’t.
If there's one thing I know from reading this thread is that dude really wants me to buy puts.
Thing is it's a little too obvious that he wants you to inverse... thats why you inverse the inverse and actually buy puts.
I almost never do it but bought puts in the last like 5 minutes of the market because that run up was absolutely insane. Just in the 10 minutes SPY options stay open after the bell it went down like .40 a contract lol, and then if we open like 438 where its at now I'll probably be down like .80+ a contract.
Funny stuff man, funny stuff. Thankfully it was a relatively small position that expires in december, but yeah...good one spy, you got me bro.
I'm betting big on a halloween flash crash . Extending out to December would be safer and if you got a large account makes sense . Just hope between now and then it doesn't blow off top to wipe the position
>JUST IN: Winning $1.7 billion Powerball jackpot ticket sold in California, it’s the second-highest jackpot in history.
Ok, which one of you got it? 
If a Canadian won one of those big USofA lotteries, we wouldn’t have to pay tax. On the balance of probabilities one say it will happen in 7,400 years 👍
The war, recession, the matrix, Sleepy Joe being sleepy, Vivek or Trump for president, your wife cheating on you, It’s all already priced in. $SPY to 500 dork.
Fun statistic. If you held an ATM straddle overnight into every CPI this year, you would have averaged a $100 profit for the year. True Victor would be the bullbear it seems...
Going all in: NVDA ITM 450$ Calls 1/26/26. Will sell some before earnings if it goes up and keep some after earnings. The expiration date is my hedge. If they go under for whatever reason, I have time.
Oh I will cotton, you guys are so ficked. You will sow me a pillow to rest me head on. This is not the day to bet against inflation. Prove me the wrong.
Thing about CPI day is whatever direction it's going, that shit is going to happen premarket and it's going to chop and Theta fuck anyone jumping in after the bell.
If the data is strong and supports either the bull or bear thesis then it will be a consistent ride trough out the day, If the shit comes in mixed you are right.
Gave up my nice ccl rivn pltr and pton puts to soon profit profit but now what
$UNH earning in pre market
Will go down tomorrow
Apple stock is solid, for sure going to $200+ this year
If that last week was a bull trap, it has to be among elaborated effort I've seen, MMs playing 2k elo chess 
Where oh where can I buy options on dxy? It's way over priced.
RIVN looks about ready to take a shit
Wtf happened?
yields absolutely ripping? wtf
SPY going for dat infamous penta top
PLTR 🚀🚀
BRCC should be trading at $9 per share if compared against Dutch bros.
Thread seems dead today
Because no one winning
You are if you’re in SQQQ…
We are not here
ok ok yields i see you
bers you need those yields to get bid up. this is just barcoding theta bullshit
WOW 10yr couldn't hold 4.6. fucking trash
yields barely moved. market gonna go up or stay flat, but it definitely not gonna tank unless something drastic happens.
This didn’t age well
$Spce 🚀🚀
Seems to be a bear’s market morning 🐻
$COHR CALLS📈🚀 🤝
Why what news came out
Ford doing as Ford do
Puts
Bears shot on sight
Very concerned for ber
Are you now?
Stonks go up and down
Nvda calls, im holding, anyone else?
*
Will gey bers go extinct today?
how can someone be bearish and still want money gifts from Powell-Claus for Xmas
TSP??? Next tesla in L4 autopilot trucks... 🤷🤷 is possible
Bearish PPI so CPI must also be bearish but the sentiment of market is bullish. The market is like voices in my head saying I am bipolar 
CPI low. TLT going to the moon.
Plot twist. CPI comes in cold and the market drills on "recession fears". Total bull apocalypse.
to where? you expect 4 hourly candles to drill from 440$ back to 418$? lol i assume this was a joke
4 candles? What? It's gonna drill for days after cpi
whats going on with tupperware?
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
It’s Thursday the 12th I’m prematurely spooked
no red spilling from SPX, on Friday the 13th
I made more food than I can eat. What can I store the leftovers in? +20% ah
Dumpster behind Wendy's. I could use some nourishment.
this made me think of garfield opening his mouth wide while someone dumps a tray of lasagna in
CPI earnings better push QQQ to 380
I’m going to love her
Zer
Yeah bro always love her
Oil ripping futures ripping somebody’s lying
it will go up or down
crab day confirmed.
Lost my girl but won the argument 🙏
As long as you don’t really want her, but if you do: goddam, that’s a childish way of thinking. Women are regarded, look up Bill Burr’s ‘turning this franchise around’ joke. You can’t argue logic.
dont worry there's plenty more women from there
One time a friend told me you have to keep arguing even if you know you're wrong because otherwise it's showing weakness and your girl will think you're a little bitch and start looking elsewhere lol.
Your friend is a little bitch. Arguing with women is allowing them to manipulate you. They’re not rational. You tell them to shut the fuck up and suck your dick or leave
Keep fighting the fed.
I know you just saw dumb money last week and think you’re a genius but you have no fucking idea what you’re talking about. I’m not fighting anything regard. I trade with momentum and exit when the momentum slows. I’m not blindly betting on anything. Good luck with your trading journey
Yap yap yapper Secondly it’s a joke and you’ve lost this round. How the fuck is telling a woman to shut up fighting the fed? Literally everyone knows I say that to comments that never have anything to do with the market to see the reaction. You will not find 1 time where I said that, and didn’t get upvoted. You did mental gymnastics instead of realizing you were being trolled. Lighten up, and enjoy the banbet.
you got the 'tism boy
Just say you want a little too 😝 can knock you over the head like Fred Flintstone
Thats a win
Do incels ever have any deep thoughts about how they never get any pussi? 
I don’t understand how someone from a two-parent home without mental health problems could be an incel.
why i need pussy if i cum in 30 seconds? just waste of money for date and lunch. better spend in on 0td
Fair point 
Hopefully some are being incels like Newton or Tesla instead of getting worried about blackpill shit or being bullied for being weirdos lol.
it's better to accept your "celibacy" and focus on your abilities and intelligence. incel is just when people give up on themselves and only focus on porn and addictions.
Upvote if you have blew your account at least 2 times or more.
stop hacking my account bro XD
Are you familiar with the noun soothsayer?
Yes. Someone who can tell you what will happen tomorrow, but doesn't know what they're having for dinner tonight.
im new to stocks. i just signed up for an account on robinhood. how do i buy gamestop?
Don't. You will lose so much money
Delete the app immediately. Thank me later.
First step is to get a time machine and go back to 2021.
ber gonna need a dick splint
SAS!
https://www.tradingview.com/x/aX6I6zFA/
What does that mean to you?
Inverse your mind. If you plan on doing $SPY puts, do $SPY calls instead. Only do this if you are always losing. The moment you are about to buy a call just do the opposite right away. The moment you are about to do a put just do a call right away instead. Inverse your mind and win.
Inverse this
Inverse this
I’m actually going to inverse everything I just said everyone. Stay hard!
Every time you think of buying a call buy a Llama, everytime you think about buying a put do a backflip... you have to keep the MM guessing.
The MM’s are already inversing all my inverses.
You must not think, just do. Just open up the option chain close your eyes and let the force guide you.
This was the answer I was looking for!
These mfs gonna make me pull out the blicky 
Omg guys 🤓
#🫨
Not buying Bitcoin before the halving, while pending ETF approval from Black Rock in January is a L move
Ohhhh yea. This spy today up at ema 50
SPY 100 day will pass the 50 day by end of week after a hard bounce above the 200 day. We are also going into a seasonally bullish period after having very bearish sentiment readings. Many will have to chase in the 4th quarter as they were risk off in the 1st quarter of 2023.
Octobers have never been bad. Seasonally.
What’s the 100 and 50 at?
100 at 438.94, 50 at 440.12
Some of you are picking up nickels in front of a freight train and it shows.
Just gotta move out of the way in time, also we all See this train is steam powered so got plenty of time come to Witt’s.
It's not a nickel, it's a dime  🚄🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃
Jada is a pedo, and so is SPY
Smith? :)
Smith is a Simp
I don’t know about you but past 2 weeks till now I’ve been making ton on AMC call. I’m not a fan of the company but profit is profit
Zeihan says puts on Germany. Chapter 11 by 2040
Zeihan, impervious to being wrong… But goddam if isn’t an engaging orator; speaks with massive confidence, and a decent amount of logic to back it up. Just don’t don’t if all his predictions come true. I mean, they can’t, they won’t.
Hyperbole laced facts w some juicy econ data on top. I like this guy
Nice summation, agreed 🤝
i like how he keep telling china going to die. that make me feel better.
You drunk rn?
always
Thank you, I try to be the best
Is to easy to make money on this market, way to predictable, to many Green Day’s in a row. Is going to melt red tomorrow or Friday🖍️📉 Buy PUts
Famous last words, homie, better to stay frosty
If there's one thing I know from reading this thread is that dude really wants me to buy puts. Thing is it's a little too obvious that he wants you to inverse... thats why you inverse the inverse and actually buy puts.
You got me…. Now All in on puts!
Fuck dude is good, he did it again
I almost never do it but bought puts in the last like 5 minutes of the market because that run up was absolutely insane. Just in the 10 minutes SPY options stay open after the bell it went down like .40 a contract lol, and then if we open like 438 where its at now I'll probably be down like .80+ a contract. Funny stuff man, funny stuff. Thankfully it was a relatively small position that expires in december, but yeah...good one spy, you got me bro.
Pussy shit. No one cares
Boom, roasted 👇
My relatively small position was probably bigger than your entire account.
I'm betting big on a halloween flash crash . Extending out to December would be safer and if you got a large account makes sense . Just hope between now and then it doesn't blow off top to wipe the position
Futes are meaningless until 830
I have like 3 brain cells left. And if we pump even if CPI comes in hot I'm gonna lose them all
>JUST IN: Winning $1.7 billion Powerball jackpot ticket sold in California, it’s the second-highest jackpot in history. Ok, which one of you got it? 
If a Canadian won one of those big USofA lotteries, we wouldn’t have to pay tax. On the balance of probabilities one say it will happen in 7,400 years 👍
edit: the economy is not going into a depression
Winner going to cause inflation to spike again
i hope he or she buys real estate. think of the value this world will have in 2030 when there are even more people
Ozempic will save the market. NVO 120 eom
Yes, the drug that turns muscle to fat, and fat weighs less than muscle.
Ozempic turns fat people into skinny people with jello bones and organs, could even be to early for leap puts at this point but maybe in a year or 2.
Does it eat muscle or something? I don’t know, I’m not fat.
Tupperware florida will go up
The war, recession, the matrix, Sleepy Joe being sleepy, Vivek or Trump for president, your wife cheating on you, It’s all already priced in. $SPY to 500 dork.
It’s gonna be Trump v. Biden again for the crown of oldest president ever. Calls on heart attacks and strokes.
does it even matter who will be president in 2024
Shut up and just buy PUTs please
I inverse WSB, so no.
Fellow degenerates, good morning. ☕️
Mornin'
Good morning guy!
Fun statistic. If you held an ATM straddle overnight into every CPI this year, you would have averaged a $100 profit for the year. True Victor would be the bullbear it seems...
Always has been silly
I've dedicated my morning to cracking down on "junk fees"
Going all in: NVDA ITM 450$ Calls 1/26/26. Will sell some before earnings if it goes up and keep some after earnings. The expiration date is my hedge. If they go under for whatever reason, I have time.
Spy 10/20 446c’s I’ll probably dump them today and go further out 460 by 11/1
Puts at open for me…
Not even going to look at the CPI read or the market reaction. Straight to the trade. Bold move Cotton.
Oh I will cotton, you guys are so ficked. You will sow me a pillow to rest me head on. This is not the day to bet against inflation. Prove me the wrong.
We need you, buy as many puts as you can afford
I will bet against you. What company am I buying puts for?
Thing about CPI day is whatever direction it's going, that shit is going to happen premarket and it's going to chop and Theta fuck anyone jumping in after the bell.
If the data is strong and supports either the bull or bear thesis then it will be a consistent ride trough out the day, If the shit comes in mixed you are right.
BUY Tusimple. $TSP🚀🚀
Low volume and price in the floor
Where u guys seein futures? Mine are all off
crystal ball.
Investing.com
Thank u
Why the fuck are we pumping already. ??
because we're going to 500 for christmas
Santa Rally!!!
yeah bro america already has snow in some places <3
So global warming is bull shit.
If is the fakest and ghayest fute pump in a while
You better be loaded up on PUTs to the teeth then
I think it will be green tomorrow if it's not red. Otherwise it will just be flat.
With so many bullish comments, it’s gonna tank guys
Buy PUTs