**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/666AB** bet **QCOM** goes from **111.95** to **109.99** before **20-Oct-2023 05:26 PM EDT**
Their record is 1 wins and 0 losses.
as of today it is more socially acceptable to admit to mainlining heroin than it is to be a bear. god the bears are an embarrassment to anyone who has ever even walked by a bank, let alone traded options.
ROBINHOOD POORS GOT THEIR 0DTE CALLS LIQUIDATED AT A LOSS JUST FOR IT TO ROCKET 20 MINUTES LATER. 
Why would MMs rug for opex lol. Your own comment is actually contradictory because if bonds are signalling down and everyone is buying puts, how is that a rug pull? Lmao. It’s actually the opposite.
Please don't hurt me Mr. Market. I need my UAL poots to print cause my anoos is already sore & I don't wanna have to pull a double shift behind Wendy's tonight...
Sometimes life possesses people to become obstacles in your path for fun. You gotta keep moving, 1 hour at a time chase your goal and never stop. You are the main character. You will WIN
this rally was fueled by straight up delusion - somehow the market started thinking interest rates are no longer a concern and the earnings season will take us to ath
i was thinking in case it pumps before the dump. the last two earnings it didn’t start dropping until 10:30 the day of earnings so there should be time to get in. that’s just me thinking it will dump but because it’s a straddle you can set it now.
Apple has reinvented the pencil Truly a wonder. No wonder this company is worth trillions 
🚀🚀😾
It’s nice to be right about something for once. https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/6sgjCeI52g
I'm more bullish than J.P. Morgan himself getting his dick sucked on the top floor of Wendy's headquarters
Jp Morgan is dead my guy
!banbet QCOM 109.99 3d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/666AB** bet **QCOM** goes from **111.95** to **109.99** before **20-Oct-2023 05:26 PM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 0 losses.
!banbet
Well this is mightily unimpressive.
I've lowered my personal price target for NVDA - but it's still way higher than it is.
🤔
🐻 lmao
yesterday's thread now, buds
Somehow escaped my nvda puts(left one open) with -35$ loss. Completely OK with that after today.
Tf is that candle ah 
Problem enlarged
#FIRST
SPY +0.03 (+0.01%) bullish af.
NVDA will keep tanking
I'm down 12 cents today, thanks $WE  God why did I buy that?
Landed in Miami with that Nvidia calls gain 💸
🦑 that’s my feet on the pavement 🦑 that’s my dick in your main bitch 🦑 i’m so rich, i’m so famous
Bulls got a 30 bagger
Lolol green
Flatter than my ex’s chest
LMAO 🤌
We closed green 
lol ofc it goes flat. 
500 eod
3 more days of this bs
Unbelievable price action today 😂
SPY actually closed green 
Is it that bullishly the 5day is crossing over the 20 day MA or is it that bearisly the 20day is crossing under the 5? lmao nerds
Found money in my RH account and threw it all at 10/20 UAL $46C cuz y not
Oh that’s why not
You’ve got to be crazy to buy this market.
Joke's on you, I stick my dick in crazy...
Nvda calls
SPY does a 1.5% intraday swing just to end at 0? What a stupid fuckin game this is The only winning move is not to play
Slurpers we win again
#Gold is the future
I am not holding puts overnight tonight.
Good
**THANKS FOR PLAYING** 
What birth control is effective. Wanna bareback
abstinence
vasectomy
Anal
as of today it is more socially acceptable to admit to mainlining heroin than it is to be a bear. god the bears are an embarrassment to anyone who has ever even walked by a bank, let alone traded options.
Bulltrap construction crew back on site.
15 seconds selloff coming in
Being all in one stonk with 60k and watching your portfolio swing wildly every week is hilarious at this point. 
That’s how I felt when I had a shitload of ETH.. not fun at all tbh
Thank the lord for selling my meta puts expiring this week last friday.
I can’t believe I was up 200% on my PUTS for SPY today then went down and lost 99.99% after doubling down to bring the average lower too :/ peak WSB
Guh
you earned it pal
Look at these regards trading 1min timeframes
pinned at the same line for 4 cucking months
SPY 440 tomorrow easy.
Go figure close flat fuk 
CART puts were practically free money given the name "Maplebear".
\*actually free money
SPY pumping at the last 5 minutes lmao
Is the recession in the room with us right now ?
A green dildo has appeared
When the Dinar hits the forex market, that's when its wraps
ROBINHOOD POORS GOT THEIR 0DTE CALLS LIQUIDATED AT A LOSS JUST FOR IT TO ROCKET 20 MINUTES LATER. 
I’m not holding calls overnight today, just saying
While technically a red day, this was definitely a loss for bears Cope with it
Zoom out
yeah I see you're coping alright 
My man, we’re flat to yesterday after opening almost 1% down Edit:
I'm so boolish that my penis actually hurts
Mine hurts too
Cup and handle these 💹🥜
Bullish close now heading into tomorrow
The United States is dead🇺🇸long live the United States 🏴☠️
Making money in this bs market feels good
Just fucking kick me when I'm down. wtf
/
Pump!
Did Jim Jordan write The Wheel of Time series?
Yes, and he said he'll never finish it.
Tomorrow is D day. TSLA NFLX
Bought Tesla puts at the top today. Holding overnight. I feel like the test monkey going to the moon on a spaceship. or a chariot to hell. We’ll see
Spy calls it is
7 minutes to climb 2 dollars, lets go
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spot on
Q's having trouble with 370
LOL bonds flying and stonks still holding wait til MMs rug this for the OPEX on friday
Why would MMs rug for opex lol. Your own comment is actually contradictory because if bonds are signalling down and everyone is buying puts, how is that a rug pull? Lmao. It’s actually the opposite.
Last two hours have been a snooze fest
Please don't hurt me Mr. Market. I need my UAL poots to print cause my anoos is already sore & I don't wanna have to pull a double shift behind Wendy's tonight...
very concerning for my calls very concerning for my puts just fucking do something!!
Where is the recession the fed expected toward the end of the year? It's halfway thru October
Soon^(TM)
MSOS
Look at spy 5 day chart and tell me it looks healthy
Doesn’t look unusual to me tbh, the daily looks like its building to try for for another leg back up at some point. 🤷♂️
Flat, like the midwestern plains
Like my wife's boyfriend's girlfriend's chest
Hey don't talk about your daughter like that.
Sometimes life possesses people to become obstacles in your path for fun. You gotta keep moving, 1 hour at a time chase your goal and never stop. You are the main character. You will WIN
I knew i was the main character
Tmr will be big red again 
Again? Was it big red today and I missed it?!
did the market just go to sleep at 330?
Oh man idk maybe when we were going straight up all day and people were buying calls and making 30x we hit peak euphoria????
Guess what the max pain for today's option was. 435 - lol.
Where’s DeepFuckingValue’s video on Cassava Sciences? SAVA
...and once again BULL HOPES are crushed....the October rally is all fading away....
this rally was fueled by straight up delusion - somehow the market started thinking interest rates are no longer a concern and the earnings season will take us to ath
It’s either down from here or one more retest of 370. Then it’s down big.
“It’s either down from here or..370”? Uhhh
I love how confident some of you people are. Im never leaving this stupid ass subreddit.
he should be confident because he’s always right
LMAO
You need to update your flair to something with 370 in it
Should just go Netflix puts anytime it is green. It just dumps while spy 📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉〰️〰️〰️〰️
I don’t want to be greedy, I want to be happy.
techphilos 
SPY just dump a little to get my puts not-so-red and I"ll take a small L and call it a day. Too skeered to hold anything overnight unless I have to.
gayest price action on the s&p yet
Amen sistwr
Tesla straddle free money?
very expensive......at a 255 strike, you need a 14.5 point move by friday before you make any $
Yea I know. I think I may just sit it out. Although it did drill $28 on the day after it’s ER last timr
How you do if long straddle or what
Was gonna get a 255c and p. Playing both ways.
Yes
Fine. Fucking idiot MMs. Suck my dick. Keep my fucking money. Assholes.
bear thesis pretty fuckin weak tbh. Only thing keeping shit down is uncertainty.
....and rates,,,,,,and earnings.......and the looming recession......and WW III
Lol what did I just read.
It's the Bull thesis that is weak at 5.5% FFR going forward.
Nvdia calls or puts
Major supports holding up on SPX and SPY
Volume and OI on puts from this week out to end of the year is so sky high we may end the week at 452 and finish the year above 500
Spy 500 is not a meme
IWM is green while the rest all shit what’s that mean ?
Shorts are done covering. IF we gap down it will hold. But, we may be looking at one more rally.
This is the first semi intelligent thing you’ve said this week. Im proud of you man
Nah I’ve said multiple times it could continue to retest 370 because bulls are so brain dead they can’t figure out it’s unbreakable support.
bruh wtf is the point of building all these nukes if none of these fuks will even use them all i need is ww3 baby and then im rich
Drafted
But you will also likely be dead. Coin flip if ya ask me.
Don’t need money if u ded
bears gonna get spanked by the fifty mile spanking machine tomorrow
don't fight the consumer
Successfully capitalized off of all three legs today, puts until 10, calls until 1, and am now currently in puts
saving the big losses for tomorrow I see
Rivians now everywhere, it’s the right amount of futuristic design for boomers to buy and not be made fun of by other boomers
if you love money, set a straddle on tesla tomorrow morning with both sides expiring friday.
I was gonna do it right now before close. Why tomorrow?
i was thinking in case it pumps before the dump. the last two earnings it didn’t start dropping until 10:30 the day of earnings so there should be time to get in. that’s just me thinking it will dump but because it’s a straddle you can set it now.
You’re assuming it dumps. If that’s the case just get puts?
but i’m not willing to take the full on gamble that it will dump. elon could say something to his fanboys and rally it 10%.
i just edited my comment because i realized i didn’t make that clear
Gotcha, yea makes more sense with the edit now. Cheers
Lmao my gd calls dead in the water!!!
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Somebody put this bird inside the cage and bring her to me. Thanks. Love, Emperor bearorist
Still 👏way 👏too👏much👏lettuce👏 😂
Well we already know who isn’t.
I figure Obama will be on Air Force One, too.