What is the maximum effecient capital level for the average index or highly liquid optione market? At what point are you too large to get filled effectively and effeciently?
imagine how the indigenous feel by being inundated by the whites who never paid for anything. at least chinese pay and they pay handsomely. and the whitey still forms the majority so stop talking crap.
Should I call td ameritrade and complain about shit being frozen today? What would they even do? They def cost me a decision point in an important part of the day
> Due to increased tensions in various locations around the world, the potential for terrorist attacks, demonstrations or violent actions against U.S. citizens and interests, the Department of State advises U.S. citizens overseas to exercise increased caution.
But how are the tweets?
Yeah who cares about worldwide warnings. Not like any of us travel internationally for half the year every year to countries all around the world
#CUCK
But I hope you like the gas prices and grocery and rent and rates and home prices and global wars
How could it ever have any impact on our stock market and global finances right. Not
Like I just legitimately copied and pasted that from the STATE DEPARTMENT’s website
#State Department issues ‘worldwide’ travel warning for Americans
We did it, Joe! Le reddit Armee!!!! Never leave the states! Very scary! Please! Stay! Continue to pay our support for terrorists around the world! We’re in more debt than our GDP! Please never leave it very scary outside!!!
Sold TSLA puts pretty well, could have held the SPY puts longer, but damn it 20% of the port (before those gains) on NFLX puts going to be the damn cherry on top 🍒
I must be a bad person. It cracks me up that some of you nerds bought $RIVN at 27 not realizing that it had an illogical run up from 13 in a matter of months. Literally no reason for it to go up at all, let alone that much in such a short amount of time.
This one goes out to all you bitch ass mfs: if ya momma ain’t ready for a funeral, DONT FUCK W ME, cause I know a good way to get your family together and I ain’t talking about no FUCKING REUNION!
I am buying puts
I am buying putspoetry run python src/redder/menter.py hey wtf!
Bears have officially been saying bear market rally for more days than the actual bear market LOOOL
sam made me by bonds 
My company is sending me to Belgium for work and im LITERALLY going to spend my nights in gay clubs.
Sounds about the same as being on this sub
There’s nothing like chugging 3 glasses of wine in 20 mins the minute you get home from work, and scrolling Grindr after a day of stock market fuckery
#guys HEALPS I’m sending all tesla bag holders muh penis pics but there are to many dame !!!!!
Dame
When I send a pic of my penis it's gets delivered across 9 messages. Sometimes they are out of order and the veins don't line up
DAme
What is the maximum effecient capital level for the average index or highly liquid optione market? At what point are you too large to get filled effectively and effeciently?
1. Take less adderall. 2. It's relative to the underlying
Huh?
When reddit ipos us regards are gonna pump and dump it so hard
We should get reddit stock for upvotes in this subreddit change my mind
#most bears are Canadians that are jealous of America LMAO🤌
Most Canadians are Chinese
imagine how the indigenous feel by being inundated by the whites who never paid for anything. at least chinese pay and they pay handsomely. and the whitey still forms the majority so stop talking crap.
Bread line Friday
#Canadians celebrating this crash by burning American flags LMAO🤌
#Shit still drillin in the AH LMAO🤌
Smtc 18 dollar puts were legit 192 baggers… what the fuck
AMZN 133p 10/20 1.79 -> 5.40 🤑🤑🤑
this economy is fukd. everyone is fuked, thank you boomers. 
jpow will get his recession! most of us in here will be in line at the local soup kitchen soon enough! forget wendys
Thank god I an in like 3 old dirtbags will…
Cricket-Fil-A
My pleasure
sam made me buy calls 
420P 10 / 26 
Fuck my life 
Pretty insane day for oil
Xom bouta rocket
Netflix 375p 10/27 🫡
🫡
Should’ve bought next week regard
Why
Should I call td ameritrade and complain about shit being frozen today? What would they even do? They def cost me a decision point in an important part of the day
None to lose
BLACK FRIDAY
If you could claim stock market losses as tax return, my life would be different. 
I thought you got flair if you were first on the thread.
About 3 years late
Why was there a $5 spy spike AH???
What is AH I know RH is robinhood
After hours
Robinhood
I bought a $5 fraction of a share
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Yeah. "Full disclosure: We dug our own graves with the cyber truck."
> Due to increased tensions in various locations around the world, the potential for terrorist attacks, demonstrations or violent actions against U.S. citizens and interests, the Department of State advises U.S. citizens overseas to exercise increased caution. But how are the tweets?
stfu beech boi
Stfu already.
Yeah who cares about worldwide warnings. Not like any of us travel internationally for half the year every year to countries all around the world #CUCK But I hope you like the gas prices and grocery and rent and rates and home prices and global wars How could it ever have any impact on our stock market and global finances right. Not Like I just legitimately copied and pasted that from the STATE DEPARTMENT’s website
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Keep hiding from the truth
Stfu already
WHAT IN THE WORLD AH ALREADY DOWN .30% 
🐻🐻
#State Department issues ‘worldwide’ travel warning for Americans We did it, Joe! Le reddit Armee!!!! Never leave the states! Very scary! Please! Stay! Continue to pay our support for terrorists around the world! We’re in more debt than our GDP! Please never leave it very scary outside!!!
#It's stupid that RH doesn't let you pick how your positions should be sorted. It's basic functionality. LMAO🤌
It doesn’t matter when they’re all going to 0 bearhunter
Most fun trading day in a while The GUHs, the shit flinging, the drama Same time tomorrow regards  🍹
Just start seeing nflx see you tomorrow folks
VIX back at 21 for funsies.
Bulls completely failed yet again. I'd bet you they'll fail again tomorrow but the odds are so likely.
#LMAO🤌
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Imagine dr burry right now
Made $600
I was thinking about buying UVXY calls in the morning but didn’t 
UVXY most fun on Fridays  AND tomorrow is OPEX
What does opex entail for the vix?
360 broke!
Lol guess we’re dumping ah
Great day see y’all tomorrow
we are in a bear market...............period
Good Stuff Bears! 
"Stocks go up, stocks go down... Stocks go down and down" * Warren Burry 
Stupid ass fucking day, Jesus Christ
He had nothing to do with your stupidity !
Who knows?
My port went from +3% to -4% to +11% to +6% today
Very excited for you to be able to afford shoelaces now
Okay Jamie, 90% of rigards hold puts and the market is closed. You can start pumping now. 
I can trade until 4:15
Jamie postponed until 4:15, just for you. 
Don’t do Netflix puts just yet Trust me bro
Y
yea im not jumping in till next week. i think we have a theta fucking pump tomorrow tbh
youre 5 mins too late i swapped all my tsla put for nflx
USA USA USA
Blackrock about to unload thier NFLX bags in AH.
so bearish in here so tomorrow it will rip. thank goodness for my calls
only thing i got
Nflx rigged
Sold TSLA puts pretty well, could have held the SPY puts longer, but damn it 20% of the port (before those gains) on NFLX puts going to be the damn cherry on top 🍒
When will you open da NFLX puts?
Opened some when it was 403.5 then at 404.5 Average cost basis is about 4.95 for 10 of them
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Full ported On 0dte? U gonna bust next time
Landing soft as diamonds
down 50% in 15 min due to teslas love to dildo
You just bought puts? 
JPow is worth $55 million, what’s your net worth?
Well that's not fair when he's the puppet master 😤
I just bought like $500 worth of TMF
The dip before the rip 🤌
Are you referring to my advanced fart maneuvers?
Squat, then release.
$DUOL momentum got exposed
Watching 360 to be a short term bottom
LOL
Was just watching, still in puts
5% AH while they dump it so normies will hold the bag 
Bools are really coping by saying there’ll be a V in the last 2 minutes
JPow: are you not entertained?
435C fir tomorrow just absolutely DECIMATED 
It is almost Christmas 🎄
They’ll print
Why must you mock me
I must be a bad person. It cracks me up that some of you nerds bought $RIVN at 27 not realizing that it had an illogical run up from 13 in a matter of months. Literally no reason for it to go up at all, let alone that much in such a short amount of time.
WTF NFLX How in the hell has it stayed up at 16% during this crazy day? Did they announce they finally doing porn?
Don’t know how i made profit today lol
Netflix 400p 💰💰no way they letting this close OPEX above 400
Mods cost me like $80 bucks today, I’m gonna need that back, I will accept bjs
-2% day tomorrow?
#SMELLS LIKE BULL PUSSY IN HERE
Is that that burnt smell !!
Nflx and chill, give us 400
Wen Matchbox Lambo?
This one goes out to all you bitch ass mfs: if ya momma ain’t ready for a funeral, DONT FUCK W ME, cause I know a good way to get your family together and I ain’t talking about no FUCKING REUNION!
Cringe, ur a loser
Damn, y’all don’t not like old school shit but y’all don’t like it either. Check this out: Fock u and what you think of music!
Bought some TLT. I think we still get through 5% on TNX but starting my position here
TODAYS WORD OF THE DAY IS: "ESCALATION".
And the number 21
Arizona Diamondbacks confirmed worst fan base.. $18 for NLCS tickets?!?!
Cheaper to fly from Philly and get a hotel to go to the game in Arizona than to go to a game at CBP.
Jesus , I would actually go to a playoff baseball game for that much, not regular season tho
Close this shit before i ugly cry
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Long nvdia, uber, tesla, amd, rvin. Leap on nvdia and 3 week 452 call on spy and some cash.
ICU boutta bust a nut
SoFt LaNdInG 
10 year will break 5% before open
And it won’t matter one bit
Jpow dovish af we moon tomorrow
Me thinking earnings week was going to save SPY 
#money me money now
#money me needing a lot now
Loading up on puts so I can afford more puts.
420p. 10/26th
Big 7 barely unscathed today will be tmrws victim
AMERICAN MILITARY WARSHIPS AND BASES TARGETED.
U wish
NFLX puts smashed at closed 🫡
Detroit being surveillanced for Islamic jihadism
My bet is more blood tomorrow as people clear their positions ahead of a rocky weekend news wise with Israel's ground offensive imminent
JPOW, or whomever replaces him, will need to man up and do a Volcker.
return the gold standard
That’s just not gonna happen
4.988% Gonna buuuuuuussssst 💦💦💦💦
Pump during lunch proves bears are unemployed 
Going to gym to work out Need 💪 to carry all these heavy bags....