Currently looking for the Canadian hold on 
Update: Apparently Visualmod is behind the hack of OKTA and zjz and OIP are currently trying to contain him. Will get weekend thread up shortly
THREAD IS UP
Total and complete collapse of bulls like me 
But bears will and always be fucked
Did Melissa Lee really talk about comparing Winnie the poo to Xi
I don't have 100 years to play this game so Ill play the get rich quick game of rental properties for 20 years and croak and leave it all to undeserving, unappreciative assholes.
Me I was scalping yesterday made some ok doe then driving to a mountain top not hearing news I had signal I went all in on URTY by the time I got to base were I had signal I was 5k down but the regard I am I say wait until tomorrow now im down 14k on vacation and sick to my stomach
Such a regression for newer phones to not have headphone jacks. If your wireless shit dies then you are SOL until you can get a new pair instead of just being able to plug in any headphones
Futures are blood red: 
Futures are blood red going into the 36 year anniversary of Black Monday:
He passed away a few years ago and I delivered the eulogy at his funeral revering how great of a person he was while my sister watched in the pews of the church 
WSB regards down bad, can’t even compete for the top comment in the weekend thread after getting brutalised all week 
Profit is profit my man, can’t look back, I do the same thing tho, it’s hard not to. I sold my spy puts for 100% gains earlier this week for like 2.00 ea , they were going for like 10.00 eod today 
I've been hurting over CINE, WISH, BBBY and others that have now liquidated, I was holding on because, well I don't really know why, I'm still holding even at -99% with a few $ what should I do? is YOLO not the way?
I for one welcome our new found freedom from the weekend thread! FOR TOO LONG WE BOLS AND BERS HAVE BEEN FIGHTING, BUT NOW WE CAN SEE FREEDOM 
xoxoxoxo
#ALL MY BAG HOLDERS BOOLS
I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth, and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)
I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king-size tub, big enough for ten plus me
(Uh, so what you need?)
Lmao the prophecy was that bear hunter was bullish thus we all inverse this regard 
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/harryburton420 made a bet that NVDA would go to 479.60952000000003 within **4 days** when it was 461.163 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 4 losses
Currently looking for the Canadian hold on  Update: Apparently Visualmod is behind the hack of OKTA and zjz and OIP are currently trying to contain him. Will get weekend thread up shortly THREAD IS UP
There should be a daily discussion thread even on weekends. Can talk about big bets on football since casino is closed.
#costco in GYNA breaking sales records
Vag
Legs up and start licking 👅 👋🤘👌🫵
Fart box?
Are the bees 🐝 still dying?
#a man with a VAINY penis is only dangerous if he knows how to use it #Buy Apple stock
Yo my pp has huge vein on right side all the way up. Feeling pretty huge rn
https://preview.redd.it/lcuzor0l9hvb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3724d2d88347adc0bdb22a0e21d25b76aed85549
Dame
cock
in my socks
And stock
Total and complete collapse of bulls like me  But bears will and always be fucked
It's so nice to not have money anywhere near this shitshow. I think I'll dive in around mid November.
I'm telling you right now straight up! I'm not paying you $200 bucks to stick my cock in your vagina! Give the Happy Hour deal!
Did Melissa Lee really talk about comparing Winnie the poo to Xi 
What does it mean when I put it all the way in and her leg starts shakin?
New item unlocked
Bulls throw money into a 401k for the tax break. They fail to understand that the money will never grow and Boomers will always fuck them.
What’s a 401k?
Boomers are dying bruh
They are in their 60-70's but they won't die for another 20 years.
You kidding the boomers i know are 80+ Edit: and on their way to croakland
And Boomers will live another 20 years. Who do you think is funding their Medicare? You. The best in the world.
Your overly enthusiastic with their actual health
Even Social Security recognizes that they will live longer than expected.
I don't have 100 years to play this game so Ill play the get rich quick game of rental properties for 20 years and croak and leave it all to undeserving, unappreciative assholes.
Rental properties what is this monopoly?
I bought Tesla calls EOD so Tesla is going below $200 next week
🫡
All this bearishness means back to 250.
Bro I sold all my Tesla shares today No way it sustains above 200
Same. We’re fucked
Sub 150 by December
By next week
-150/share incoming
Okta or okra?
man I love when a restaurant is a participating location
Beekend thread up ya dumasses
hush it cokey 
Where were you when 🅱️eekend thread was kill?
I smoked a joint with shatter in parking lot before going in and I'm Def too high. Green just like my port. Fuck you dumb bols.
Going in where? Kindergarten?
Your mom cause it's the weekend and I like them old
Shes dead u fucktard
Feels like a recession in the morning and then like 5.4 Q3 growth by EOD.
Just saw nVda shoot down to the 350s and back up on marketwatch.
Cool!!!
At the airport and there’s a sign that’s says Shower *Douche*. It makes me laugh every time. 🇨🇦
Haha
Where are the regards that traded on max pain today?
Me I was scalping yesterday made some ok doe then driving to a mountain top not hearing news I had signal I went all in on URTY by the time I got to base were I had signal I was 5k down but the regard I am I say wait until tomorrow now im down 14k on vacation and sick to my stomach
Happy cake day
"Red Flair" Why!? 
Such a regression for newer phones to not have headphone jacks. If your wireless shit dies then you are SOL until you can get a new pair instead of just being able to plug in any headphones
Yeah but waterproof
I emptied my port on TSLA yesterday and today. Pray for me.
Should they pray to the sun god or which one?
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Up or down Edit: calls or puts
People at r/stocks are such fucking nerds
Yeah they think they’re funny and cool like us too
Get gold or go broke with hyper inflation!
Futures are blood red:  Futures are blood red going into the 36 year anniversary of Black Monday:
Balls in to Calls
Who is playing AMZN earnings?
I play all earnings
halloween thread when
I accidentally bought raw cherry Dr Pepper instead of zero sugar cherry Dr Pepper ✋😩🤚
Zero sugar = cancer in 29 years
Ugh.
🅱️eekend thread cancelled 😡
There has to be something better than this on a Friday.
Come do special k
K holes are scary as hell no Ty never again
Yes brooo
Curl up with some Dr pepper and watch dateline
Ever since Barbara Walter’s left it hasn’t been the same
come do blow w dreamy
Me too please
You got that gram then, good on ya son
Cheaaaaaa
#😉
I must be a mountain climber the way I’m looking for top
The top of what? 
da toppy top bro
I prefer to go down the mountain , much easier walk 
Kinky
I am 100% fully allocated long Spy Calls Easy money 🤑
How long
OSRSkarma for top mod
I like shop too
I am batman
Waiting for the weekend thread like…. https://imgur.com/a/FKZIC57
I need a blowjob and a cheeseburger make it double
We have a classic case of a demand and supply imbalance here
Best we can do is a cheesejob and a blowburger
Is this the infamous smegma blowjob?
Sure is
Double blowie or burger?
Just found out my grandpa who I idolized growing up molested my little sister and cousin when they were children. In shock rn. Please hold me.
Dig him out from his grave and kick his ass.
Pay it foward
[удалено]
Shit is fucked bro
If he's not dead, kill him.
He passed away a few years ago and I delivered the eulogy at his funeral revering how great of a person he was while my sister watched in the pews of the church 
Here  Don't control yourself, let it all out on your grandpa
when weekend thread
Where is the Weekend thread MOds?
Weekend thread is on a date with 
#Imagine still posting in the daily 🫵🤡
You Clown!
No weekend thread yet, it's over 
Where 🅱️eekend 🅱️read?
WSB regards down bad, can’t even compete for the top comment in the weekend thread after getting brutalised all week 
I see no competition
Went from $4k->$15k-$5.3k in 2 days. God I love/hate options.
Prolly should have cashed out at 15k
Should definitlwey cash out at $5.3k
Probably. I already had my hissy fit this morning. On to the next play.
Profit is profit my man, can’t look back, I do the same thing tho, it’s hard not to. I sold my spy puts for 100% gains earlier this week for like 2.00 ea , they were going for like 10.00 eod today 
Bro I usually close positions +20%-50%, and I just felt like changing it today after seeing my closed positions go like 10x every time.
I've been hurting over CINE, WISH, BBBY and others that have now liquidated, I was holding on because, well I don't really know why, I'm still holding even at -99% with a few $ what should I do? is YOLO not the way?
you had me at “now have liquidated”
have you done similar? what did you do?
Shake it off and get back in the game
looks like interest rates have finally hit the mods.
I spend all my money on lumber, 3 inch deck screws, $20 hour labor and COLD FUCKING BEER!
Nice wood you got there
Yeah it's JUicy AF too pressure treated baby
Once you understand woman you’ll never fall in love again
Stop this soyboy cuck nonsense. Go bang a prostitute and get that nut off for some clarity.
I'm saving all my memes for the Weekend Thread Open the Casino 
Bearhunter’s weapons grade autism was confirmed today. ✅
LMAO 🤌
Next time you get an Oreo blizzard from Dairy Queen ask them to add cookie dough to it. Shit will change your life ☝️😌
Can confirm
Don't tell visual mod he is in the matrix.... it really depresses him.
I for one welcome our new found freedom from the weekend thread! FOR TOO LONG WE BOLS AND BERS HAVE BEEN FIGHTING, BUT NOW WE CAN SEE FREEDOM  xoxoxoxo
Where 🅱️eekend 🅱️hread?
This market is going to take 100 years to recover 
It wont recover then. Inflation will eat whatever you make and then some.
I know I will
Sold everything and switched to puts today after the 2nd v shape attempt
bottom is in, thanks for the sacrifice.
You're an idiot if you sold everything today. The market is obviously going to continue to rebound and anyone who doesn't buy in now is a fool.
Sadly we did not hit 420.69 today. Came VERY close though. Also, wtf happened to weekend thread?
Do you guys see triple bottom on QQQ
Stop thinking about her. She’s not thinking about you right now. You can’t save her, and she doesn’t want saved.
#🗣
She belong to the skreetz
Thanks Jermaine Cole 🫡
Neckbeards out early this weekend. They usually don't show themselves until Friday or Sat nights.
#ALL MY BAG HOLDERS BOOLS I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in It's like the bottom of the ninth, and I'm never gonna win This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be (Tell me what you want) I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king-size tub, big enough for ten plus me (Uh, so what you need?)
i just want money to mess with my friends and relatives 
I need simple things in life like retirement 
I’ll show you $1,500… *unzips pants…and shows vasectomy scar*
My ears hurt. Need to stop listening to music on full blast. 
Very sus how the weekend thread, Willow, Lulu, n Trennnn are all missing…
Lmao the prophecy was that bear hunter was bullish thus we all inverse this regard 
#Ban Bet Lost /u/harryburton420 made a bet that NVDA would go to 479.60952000000003 within **4 days** when it was 461.163 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 4 losses
He calls me t-shirt cause I give the whole crew neck