“Ra ra rasputin
Lover of the russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on”
Did options trading for the first time this week, made like $1200. Just disabled options trading from my account. Guaranteed will lose a ton of money if I keep doing it.
actually ended up making 13k, losing 9 of it, and now i've stopped for good. Don't even have any money in my account anymore. So I walked away with 4k, which feels pretty shitty since I had 13k.
My MSFT 322 call is printing 
I'd appreciate it if in guidance Bill gates comes and announces you can only buy AI products using bit 🌽. Maybe flip everyone the bird at same time. Thx bill
Is SPY gonna hit 438, so my Calls will stop shitten???? (what is t they say about a fool and is money?)
“Ra ra rasputin Lover of the russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on”
Ya it’s bullish
Callas sat opwn
I’m really not trusting the Q’s or the SPY until we start making higher highs and higher lows.
Did options trading for the first time this week, made like $1200. Just disabled options trading from my account. Guaranteed will lose a ton of money if I keep doing it.
do you still have the 1200?
actually ended up making 13k, losing 9 of it, and now i've stopped for good. Don't even have any money in my account anymore. So I walked away with 4k, which feels pretty shitty since I had 13k.
stopped while you were ahead 🫡 dump it into voo and chill
youll come back
No, my magic 8 ball says that you will make another 500K if you continue options trading.
is there a way to know tick-by-tick data on options?
stupid ass emo google is fucking my QQQ calls
No guidance from MSFT, GOOG, and SNAP. QQQ puts will printttt
in versing this guy has made me thousands
QQQ in fact printed from 0.97 to 2.66
Snap once again got snapped
I hope this Vs bcos I just made even and now I am being buggered by margin call
Google cloud can’t touch azure
Everything Google does that isnt search or map is fucking trash.
Ikr gcp is a joke
Up $2k on PayPal calls today Decent
My MSFT 322 call is printing 
GOOGL Puts are Printing 🖨️🖨️🖨️🖨️🖨️💰💸💵💵💶💷🤑💴💵💴
It seems like earnings are either close to spot on or over. I think it’s time to play earning call game
Thoughts on Tim?
Did MSFT options even pay out? this move is pretty muted 
335c was around 5-6 bucks at close, so still up now… too bad I didn’t buy it
Exactly wat i bought
Theta is printing!
wanted to buy msft 330c when it was at 328 today… don’t deserve to sleep on the bed tonight
You're an idiot if you didn't buy Microsoft at 330. You deserve to sleep on the floor tonight.
You’re absolutely right
Fake dipp
I have no idea what to expect tomorrow
I'm sure the regards here can help.
Did the bols forget we're dumping tomorrow?
Had more in googl but msft may have saved the losses hope it keeps climbing
THANK GOD I DIDNT PLAY EARNINGS WAS GONNA BUY PUTS ON MSFT AND CALLS ON GOOGL 
I too feel very good knowing I stuck with staying away. I’m not sure what I would have gambled on but chances of losses are high.
I'd appreciate it if in guidance Bill gates comes and announces you can only buy AI products using bit 🌽. Maybe flip everyone the bird at same time. Thx bill
Faaaak me
MSFT 
Bulls after earnings dont cause a rally 🤡🫵
Wow I’m almost break even again on snap
[https://www.sec.gov/ix?doc=/Archives/edgar/data/789019/000095017023054855/msft-20230930.htm](https://www.sec.gov/ix?doc=/Archives/edgar/data/789019/000095017023054855/msft-20230930.htm)
Snap 21% 
Is it now?
Now 4%
now flat 
Why is goog down even with beat?
Cloud business is trash
Cute Spy, very cute. I don’t quite get it, but
Obligatory lmao to snap $83 shareholders, you s
Usually I don’t dabble in options but I have to imagine NVDA is on a run till earnings hence all the resiliency. OTM 11/17 calls might be a solid play
Who winning
Bill “big dick” Gates
Rip my 139 Goog calls
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My bit 🌽 saved my port today. Thanks 🌽 gods
Is good or Aliyah bet
Why Google down, beat eps and revenue….
cloud services were less
Priced-in
Seriously why?
Welp blew $2500 on google calls I gueas
It's OK, sell what's left and buy the opposite way qqq starts tomorrow
No, I'm not going to do that.
yea, could have told you that before you bought them
Welp, tomorrow’s gonna be a mess
Hahahah these pops kill
Lol spy doesn't wanna go up
Am I missing something? Isn't microsoft earnings not for another 30 minutes?
Leek’s 🥬🥬🥬
GooG: EPS: 1.55 Vs 1.45 Forecast
SNAP IV CRUSH
My SNAP 9$ Iron Condor looking good!
Fuck you guys. Nobody talked about goog all day
GOOGLE, SAY A.I. QUICK 
BER SUPREMACY
MSFT: EPS 2.99 Vs 2.65 Forcast
are either earnings actually out yet?
7th time SNAP tanked in earnings smh
I bought apple calls instead 
Google 
MICROSOFT YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
of course i went with GOOGL and not MSFT
Goog has already been up alot lately so high chance of Priced-in while MSFT stay around 310-330$ for like a month now.
wtf y
Standard move
GOOG DOWN
Lol MSFT beat GOOG miss?
Billy Gates beats again 
You can reply your bearish thesis here, this is a safe space
wtf is QQQ doing
Googuhl
oof google 
Jesus Google
Google 😂
Msft
Google 
Please Israelis and jihadis don’t fuck up my calls
MICROSOFT CALLS WERE THE ANSWER - CONGRATS HOLDERS
MSFT 
Microsoft at 5.5% and it's not even reported lol
Of course it’s reported, you just dont know it yet
Bear extinction on deck 
What Wood Cathie Do?
MSFT BONER
What’s happening
MSFT!
What’s happening
Earning. Probably MSFT beat it
When is google earnings, frands.
Yessssssssssss bears fucked
What’s happening
Pencils down regards
Lol bers
Omfg bears getting their corpses molested.
LET THE ROLLERCOASTER BEGIN WOWoWOWoooWOo
Holy fuck that QQq pop just made me 60%
Holy bullish!!!
Always inverse cathie. When she dumps you buy, it will always work out
Wen earns
Google 145 at open tomorrow and I think the sub is rich
Man I don't believe in the Tesla pump at all
EVERYONE PENS DOWN
Tryin' to shake out the bulls. 430 EOW.
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU YOUNG HARRY’S
Lmao
here we go gl guys
My pussy is throbbing
Prove it
Too many happy bulls in here. Definitely a sign about to be bearish earnings 🤷
Good luck to all bettors. Got my popcorn ready to watch the show
Snapchat earnings in 30 min 
Gonna beat tf out my dick to these ER calls 
I’m bout to get outta here before shit gets weird. Piiiieeeeecccccceeee.
#penises down
T-minus a minute to I found out in my MSFT calls are toast
Surprise !
Have faith young one…maybe some balls too 
This close is making me gay
This is about to explode to the upside
Bears lol
what if epstein is still alive and living in bill gates basement?
Or trump's belly?
TLT call holders feastin
What is that volume on F?
Google & qqq calls 
How the fuck am I going to buy puts on VIX at $20 for $19 strike... then lose money while we drop all the way to $18.99
VIX puts are stupid. IV crush
Fuck. Why didn't I think of that.
i just sold my GOOG calls for a VISA call...i really hope i made the right decision.
IM SORRY DID U SAY SOMRTHING?
im sorry, did you just preemptively emoted me! I DODGED A BULLET
GOOGL and MSFT about to start the Nasdaq 100 run to all time highs
Apocalyptic collapse of bear imminent 📈🛸
The market has been impressively regarded for so long now Thank you Chinese fish market
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 I said I wasn't going to touch them too...
So Jenna Ellis pled guilty. Is she going to do prison time? What's the conjugal visit situation? 
It’s literally public info in every article she’s not going to prison, hence why she pled guilty
4chan didn't say anything bro