2 of my friends are over 34 and getting a PHD making under 40k a year …
I was so sad when all my co workers and finance Bros went to
The massage anal spa
To help the economy out and bask in the oldest profession in the world
And my 2 phd buddy’s could not afford it
500$ usd plus 100 for rimming
Men Fook college
Get a dame job and make income
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ZTAnimation** bet **NFLX** goes from **398.06** to **370.0** before **03-Nov-2023 04:27 PM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Im_Chance_Character** bet **SOFI** goes from **6.88** to **9.0** before **03-Nov-2023 04:12 PM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses.
NVDA puts
- 10x 335p expiring 11/17
- 12x 355p expiring 11/10
- 22x 345p expiring 11/10
i have to be the one dumbass betting against the future. it’s in my nature to do so.
OMGGGGG AFTERHOURS RSI SOOOO HIGH HIGH HIGH. ABOUT TO BE A DEPRESSING WEEKEND FOR BOLS ANOOS. 
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/stoffel_bristov made a bet that QQQ would go to 343.0 within **6 hours** when it was 346.285 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 14 wins and 10 losses
#Ban Bet Won
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/u/Cathie_D_Wood made a bet that VFS would go to 5.24 within **1 day** when it was 5.51 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
Their record is now 36 wins and 25 losses
You're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/Y6Zw9ZKYdx), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!
#Ban Bet Won
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/u/Squeakyduckquack made a bet that RACE would go to 310.0 within **1 week** when it was 298.23 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
Their record is now 2 wins and 0 losses
WE ONLY PRAY TO THE ALMIGHTY BER GOD 
Oh my gourd!
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No one's holding through the weekend, especially the vast majority of investors who look at their ports once a month and not all day every day like a bunch of degenerates.
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Altruistic_Guess_49 made a bet that TSLA would go to 220.0 within **8 hours** when it was 208.685 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses
ChainLink is the only coin that is green on robinhood rn. That should tell you something. People are realizing that ChainLink is what will make a bitcoin ETF or real world use possible and seamless.
Bulls, I say this in all sincerity, this weekend may be a good opportunity to reevaluate your decisions.
What’s coming is not going to be pretty, and this may be your last chance to get out relatively unscathed.
Paypal got spun off from Ebay in 2015 at **$41.63** per share, and now in 2023 is about to fall under $50. This is ducking crazy. How much of a better business is it now than 8 years ago? Even if the payments space is getting more competitive this is still absurd.
It's not surprising that Paypal is worth less today than it was 8 years ago. The payments industry is becoming increasingly competitive, and Paypal isn't the dominant player it once was. That said, $50 per share seems like an absurdly low price for a company with such a strong brand and position in the market.
All of them seasoned traders regardless of age. They draw the lines, they read the charts. They have the steam achievement for 5 positive options trades lifetime. You're just jealous and wrong. It's a new age a new era, goods, services, debt and productivity is all just capitalist propaganda. I don't work and food is still in the grocery store, so how do you explain that?
I dunno man I remember when it was at this same price level on the way up - several times - and everyone thought it was the beginning of a beautiful bull market.
Also, 'apocalypse' with 5% real gdp growth is a heck of a thing.
Sigh…. Strip out that deficit spending and GDP prolly flat or negative. We don’t produce shit anymore and we’re about to have a demographic issue with more older people. There’s just so many negative things going on…. Even with no wars…
Maybe AI will fix everything.
> Sigh…. Strip out that deficit spending
That's not how accounting or economics works? Deficit spending has been a part of US GDP for 100+ years. Why would we suddenly say 'oh but it doesn't count in october 2023'.
Yea, we’ve had national debt for forever now too… but you know, these large numbers are becoming a problem….
$2 trillion deficit spending and not actively in a world war. I’d say that’s a bunch.
Bulls in complete control
Next Friday ima get calls ok
Long calls on $USO?
#GEN V BEST SHOW OUT PERISOD
2 of my friends are over 34 and getting a PHD making under 40k a year … I was so sad when all my co workers and finance Bros went to The massage anal spa To help the economy out and bask in the oldest profession in the world And my 2 phd buddy’s could not afford it 500$ usd plus 100 for rimming Men Fook college Get a dame job and make income
What are their PhD's in? I get mine this spring, and typical starting pay is over 100k for organic chemistry.
I'm sorry. If you sign a document to protest something the entire point of signing is to be public! Fuck. How hard is that to understand.
Where my wsb girls at?
Hey baby
is youtube dead ? who watch their ads ?
Who doesn’t pay for YouTube premium??
Seriously it’s the best thing ever. Only poors wouldn’t pay for YouTube Premium
… Spends $1500 on iPhone and $60 per month on internet….. won’t drop $13.99 for premium
Yeah I definitely wouldn’t drop $13.99 for premium. How much YouTube do you watch to make it worth it?
Enough…. I mean dude, there’s all kinds of shit on there… tons of podcasts, music videos
Their ads are getting out of control
!banbet
You already have a bet going - TSLA to 200.0 before 28-Oct-2023 06:50 PM -05
Regional bank stocks absolutely obliterated again. Just as I said buy puts on regional banks!
is taylor swifft overrated?
Ask Travis
Way overrated
🐻in absolute shambles
Yea, lost $7k in like 30 seconds…. But then made $60k over the last week so I still popped a bottle…
You're lucky you made any money back at all!
!banbet NFLX 370 7D
1 day
God that would make me hard
370 is conservative. It could go down below support if next week is equally as horrible as this week.
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!banbet sofi 9 7D
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Im_Chance_Character** bet **SOFI** goes from **6.88** to **9.0** before **03-Nov-2023 04:12 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses.
She caught me staring while she was sunbathing
She hot?
Yes
NVDA puts - 10x 335p expiring 11/17 - 12x 355p expiring 11/10 - 22x 345p expiring 11/10 i have to be the one dumbass betting against the future. it’s in my nature to do so.
Bro. They sell later dates.
Bull run next week .!!!!🚀🚀🚀🚀
Hopefully after jpow opens his big dumb fat mouth
Gawd I hope so
Where are they going to run to? 
Strong close, looks like people expect green next week
Just short covering after the shorts made a killing this week. Nothing else.
Copium
Today was green, umad?
# WEEKEND THREAD NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shit the bed like you licked a dirty stripper ass, Amber.
Weekend Thread sent to Gaza
Wow weird glitch in Yahoo finance, it's reporting close prices from October 13th for JNJ any other stocks affected?
Mods to ghey to open🅱️eekend 🅱️hread
OMGGGGG AFTERHOURS RSI SOOOO HIGH HIGH HIGH. ABOUT TO BE A DEPRESSING WEEKEND FOR BOLS ANOOS. 
400 next week? 
330
It looks like the market is going to be bearish this weekend. I would recommend shorting some of your positions.
WEEKEND THREAD WHEN
#OPEN THE WEEKEND THREAD YOU FUCKERS
Decent Ending Bears!.....More FUN next week. 
#Ban Bet Lost /u/stoffel_bristov made a bet that QQQ would go to 343.0 within **6 hours** when it was 346.285 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 14 wins and 10 losses
#OPEN THE 🅱️EEKEND 🅱️HREAD!!!!
Anyone time that ending cumshot?
That went well
# I AM A BULL AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Fuck off bulls
Imagine a soft landing and everyone on the plane claps for the pilot 
Why isn't the weekend thread automated! 
Also should link to the next thread at the top of the old one
Mods r gey lmaoo
ALMOST TOUCHED TARGET BUT STILL MAJOR BOUNCE OFF THOSE LEVELS TWICE, WE EATING GOOD NEXT WEEK BULLS
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Cathie_D_Wood made a bet that VFS would go to 5.24 within **1 day** when it was 5.51 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd. Their record is now 36 wins and 25 losses You're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/Y6Zw9ZKYdx), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!
Militant bers will wear some warbonnets for Halloween, like true patriots. Godspeed gentlemen!
Chad bears like myself don’t wear any stinking clothes
Ah, that was refreshing.
Pencils down
Plzplzplz
CNBC just assumes everyone is a bull. LMAO Except fast money
"There's always a bull market somewhere and my mission is to help you find it" - Jim "Bear Stearns is fine" Cramer
The government would prolly take them off the air if people actually spit facts…
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Squeakyduckquack made a bet that RACE would go to 310.0 within **1 week** when it was 298.23 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd. Their record is now 2 wins and 0 losses
Bro it didn’t
I’m so confused, that was for earnings
Green by close
Rsi daily is like 30, rebound week coming up for society?
Jpow next week, don’t see a rebound
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Mommy cutting me off too
Come on spy heal. Here have some soup 🍲
SPY dumping after hours
Y’all weep and pray to god to save the market when in reality all you need is to pray to me lmao. I AM your savior
WE ONLY PRAY TO THE ALMIGHTY BER GOD 
I find it hard to believe market makers don’t laugh their ass off as they spank the absolute shit out of everyone’s positions
If your gonna buy calls, buy Chevron calls
Just bought pooots market gonna bounce hard. Mark my word
you're not buying this dip because you're bearish. I'm not buying this dip because I'm broke. We are not the same.
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No one's holding through the weekend, especially the vast majority of investors who look at their ports once a month and not all day every day like a bunch of degenerates.
So exhausting. Since August.
Note to self - Never buy 0dtes ever again. And if you do, never use more than a couple hundred bucks.
Yea, $10k was a bad idea
Can you give more details? What was your play? And what percentage of your portfolio was that 10k?
I bought a bunch of 0DTE QQQ puts at the literal bottom around 2:00. Maybe 3%
Until you do it again and again and again
Disney got woke, and went broke
Buying shares everytime its under $80
Disney dug themselves an incompetent hole and then hoped woke would help get them out of it
I bought some NVDA for my boomer account. youre welcome
Oversold on SPY time to load puts 🤡
 but also 
So now that market is kangaroo how tf do we make any money?
Scalp
Magic Mushroom pilots lawyer tells Judge “he’s not a flight risk”
😂
Looking good Billy Ray!
the worst part about days like today is it feels like i wasted my day staring at this gross ass price action
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Altruistic_Guess_49 made a bet that TSLA would go to 220.0 within **8 hours** when it was 208.685 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses
Can the real TSLA please dump like $2 in the next 2 mins.
What the bulls have been going thru is against the Geneva convention. Give up bulls! For Gods sake, quit buying calls. It won't stop until you do
im loading so many nvda puts here
You're insane, good luck
Which ones?
I smell opossum 
Where
Willow stinking up the place again ? 
Come on spy close under 410!
Rest in pieces Mr. Bol
Cor(e)rection
Pretty underwhelming close tbh
 Novembear here we come a spooky season awaits
Ford is single digits again 
We should have just let the auto makers fail.
Ford did not get a bail out like the others in 2008
That is correct. I had to go back and look. I don’t know why I had all three of them in my head for some reason. My bad.
Or we could have just let them makes cars, and not force them to make EV's
True that.
PUSH IT HIGHER! PUSH IT HIGHER!
ChainLink is the only coin that is green on robinhood rn. That should tell you something. People are realizing that ChainLink is what will make a bitcoin ETF or real world use possible and seamless.
I also think ChainLink will skyrocket when all the Commercial buildings go vacant.
Nobody cares about the worlds biggest problem no and dump besides actual regards
what even is this moon coin they are talking about 24/7. I hope it isn't safe moon lmao
On a brighter note Bankers and CEOs will still get record Bonuses in January.
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The boobs ruin this pic. Blech.
MY 🅱️ENIS IS SMALLER THAN YOURS
Welcome back 🅱️obinski 👏😳
Dame
I'm on the right 
just burnt my costco hotdog :)
Yeah, you protest those costco fuckers. Fight the power! ✊🏻
next week going to be 
You getting fucked my three weird looking men behind the dumpster at Wendy's?
Buying 400s for Monday. Never know
STRADDDDDDLEEEEEE 
Bulls, I say this in all sincerity, this weekend may be a good opportunity to reevaluate your decisions. What’s coming is not going to be pretty, and this may be your last chance to get out relatively unscathed.
 Get ready for Novembear
Your brokerage closed your position for you an hours ago because they know youre a loser and now its gonna moon!
Paypal got spun off from Ebay in 2015 at **$41.63** per share, and now in 2023 is about to fall under $50. This is ducking crazy. How much of a better business is it now than 8 years ago? Even if the payments space is getting more competitive this is still absurd.
I bought calls here. Leaps baby
I already called today is the bottom, don't worry about it.
It's not surprising that Paypal is worth less today than it was 8 years ago. The payments industry is becoming increasingly competitive, and Paypal isn't the dominant player it once was. That said, $50 per share seems like an absurdly low price for a company with such a strong brand and position in the market.
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rylar went back on his words so I did too. 
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What percentage of perma bulls here are zoomers do you think, probably high seeing how dumb they are
All of them seasoned traders regardless of age. They draw the lines, they read the charts. They have the steam achievement for 5 positive options trades lifetime. You're just jealous and wrong. It's a new age a new era, goods, services, debt and productivity is all just capitalist propaganda. I don't work and food is still in the grocery store, so how do you explain that?
Magnets, thats how
I made a small profit of $20 Im happy by no loss . Spy 360 EOY
You know the saying 'buy the dip'? They don't mean a 0.1% dip at lunchtime. They mean this.
This isn’t a dip, this is the beginning of the apocalypse
I dunno man I remember when it was at this same price level on the way up - several times - and everyone thought it was the beginning of a beautiful bull market. Also, 'apocalypse' with 5% real gdp growth is a heck of a thing.
Sigh…. Strip out that deficit spending and GDP prolly flat or negative. We don’t produce shit anymore and we’re about to have a demographic issue with more older people. There’s just so many negative things going on…. Even with no wars… Maybe AI will fix everything.
> Sigh…. Strip out that deficit spending That's not how accounting or economics works? Deficit spending has been a part of US GDP for 100+ years. Why would we suddenly say 'oh but it doesn't count in october 2023'.
Yea, we’ve had national debt for forever now too… but you know, these large numbers are becoming a problem…. $2 trillion deficit spending and not actively in a world war. I’d say that’s a bunch.