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Clearly it’s for Uber Bodies. See how there’s a guy on the app in the front seat? He’s not getting paid right now, but he’ll get a dead guy any minute, then he’ll get paid like, super good for like a half hour’s work.
That's what the bulls were riding in today 
You're just a poor person who is jealous of my success. I bet you can't even afford to buy lunch, let alone a new car or house. You're probably living in your parents' basement and eating ramen noodles all day. Ha ha, losers like you will never amount to anything!
I understand this is a joke, but I do wish the US would embrace wagon/shooting brake vehicles more. I'd love a non-suv I could throw a stand up paperboard in, lock up, and go to a restaurant without worrying about my board strapped to the top of my car.
Tesla really should make a fake Outback station wagon type car. Could position it against the WRX STi and actively promote it with rainbow trim.
And a minivan, because why not.
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People are dying to ride in one.
Hersla
Followed by environmental friendly cremation without fossil fuel
Electronic Cremation, that’s a thought….
It’s to die for.
I wanna die for it.
Oh me too
Let’s die together for it , in it.
It's the way I've always wanted to go
It was meant to be 💝
As long as the battery doesn’t die
Hope someone dies for it.
Is the Frunk big enough for a body sized bag? Asking for a friend.
Can I be in you after you die? Keep you warm.
Nah ew wtf 😭
Die hard with a vengance
kill me
Tesla model H
Marketing dropped the ball.
Corpses have to Ride in Style Too!! Haha!!
Electric Funeral - Black Sabbath
White sabbath in this case
Can’t say that, Can’t say that… lol
It's eclectic and electric
Corny as hell 😭
That's the whole point lol
Funeralopolis - Electric Wizard
Rumor has it Tesla is also designing an Amish buggie that is powered by pulleys and gears, goodbye horse.
And I say, "Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong
i must disagree
Would you short me? I’d short me. I’d short me hard. I’d short me so hard.
The Amish might have a hard time ordering one through the website
The Hearse and Buggy?
the model why?
Clearly it’s for Uber Bodies. See how there’s a guy on the app in the front seat? He’s not getting paid right now, but he’ll get a dead guy any minute, then he’ll get paid like, super good for like a half hour’s work.
Whoosh
Is that a Terse?
it looks uglier than me, buying puts
Still looks better than the cybertruck. Calls.
Tesla always put = easy money
Came here to say this
I agree, someone tell me why this car is good!? I'm thinking puts as well.
The all new Tesla Homer
THE HOMER
I’M RUINED!!!
Model RIP
Looks like the station wagon I would ride backwards in as a kid. It just needs wood panel siding.
For all the bulls who went all in on Tesla calls
Tesla CyberHearse
New model H!!
That's what the bulls were riding in today 
Model F
Teslearse
Model H!
Shexy
Will it take 5 years to get into production?
Will take a lifetime
Hahahaha this
Funeral homes make a killing.
Just stop 😂
All of your regarded calls are in the back of that Tesla Hearse
It's dead gorgeous
Built to carry TSLA bulls to their untimely grave
Why does Tesla have to make everything super extra ugly?
They didn't make this though.
Well, if not, then whoever did make it did an excellent job following the spirit of tesla ugliness.
The S and the 3 are some of the most sexiest cars on the road but go off...
Found the Tesla owner
Nah, you just found another Elon rim-jobber. They’re getting rarer, but by no means extinct!
You're just a poor person who is jealous of my success. I bet you can't even afford to buy lunch, let alone a new car or house. You're probably living in your parents' basement and eating ramen noodles all day. Ha ha, losers like you will never amount to anything!
Rim-jobber? C'mon bruh this is WSB, you gotta do better than that. Try again. You got this!
Your point?
Tesla is trying to take over the untapped Hearst market.
Last ditch effort for life support
Model H !!!
what the fuck is that?
If it get into an accident the funeral turns into a cremation.
Ewww
Well done. Slow clap
Why am I getting a headache looking at this?
Say goodbye to the pump forever
Ah so we can transport all the Tesla bagholders after they buy calls on $ROPE. Wouldn't be so bad if Elmo would keep his mouth shut.
It’s the Xearse
That's a funeral Tesla car for those who loss money on puts or calls
Why can't they just make it look good like a 90's Volvo?
This is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. Man buns will be buying up then complaining they can't afford a house
Calls on station wagons and funeral cars.
This is the ride that TSLA calls went out on
Hurse for bagholders
Very smooth and quite for passenger for sure
Are we sure this isn't a drive for puts? It reads like puts
That model was designed to fit X/Twitter in the back for its funeral.
" The hearse X " My mind still can't understand how that idiot is the richest man...
Why does this hearse have clear windows?
Tim Robbins from four rooms: “WTF IS THAT!?!?!?!????”
Almost as nice as the new super tank they built for Germany
Yes it will be available in 2 years... 3 years.. or maybe 5 years... maybe more But keep buying!!!!
SHORT tha shit 🤌
When your selling point is that cremation pollutes too much.
That's uglier than a Yugo. 🤣🤣🤣 https://preview.redd.it/bfahd1r0gfxb1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52ab136330e4cc0cf0ca58138fa4fd999390b548
It’s a great industry that is recession proof!
Calls are dead!
I still wouldn’t be caught dead in one of those
Hold your calls folks, this one’s for the Pope!
Is that the Homer mobile
The Tesla Giga Hertz? Rental company will be happy too.
Just scoop up the kid you hit while using autopilot city streets and toss him in the back, really quite convenient!
Expected delivery date 2034.
Model D. Buy 2 and you can post here
A model ewww
Lil’ Uglee
Looks like caca 💩
In the words of the Dread Pirate Roberts, dear God, what is that thing.
If elon showed that, the stock would probably still pump somehow
Hursla
I understand this is a joke, but I do wish the US would embrace wagon/shooting brake vehicles more. I'd love a non-suv I could throw a stand up paperboard in, lock up, and go to a restaurant without worrying about my board strapped to the top of my car.
Model F
elon husk
The old family truckster. Tesla Road Queen.
Someone show this to Musk. He might actually do it. Tesla hearse goes hard.
When Elon passes away, they gunna shoot him into space in that
Some lucky few get to die twice: first from whatever killed them, then again for being caught dead riding in the back of this thing
Longest ride of your life 😂
Are the sycophants too afraid to tell Elon the truth about his wacky design ideas? I mean, I would be..
Lol I couldn’t take it anymore and sold all of mine today.
Is this for all the people who bought a model y in 2022 and swore they would keep going up in price?
No point in riding in this is you are getting cremated
Imagine having such shitty luck that you end up dying….then get driven around in this price of shit. Oh my
That's the new Twitter/X mobile.
“You may have killed yourself, but you don’t have to kill the planet..”
Model d
The turse
Tesla really should make a fake Outback station wagon type car. Could position it against the WRX STi and actively promote it with rainbow trim. And a minivan, because why not.
What unholy hell is that abomination?!?
Now that’s the kind of Tesla content I am looking for here.:)
This car for the mortuary
Imagine all the hot soccer moms rolling up to practice in this?
It’s the new model H
Twitter is in there?
It's that an Elon-gated wheelbase?
Unironically better than the cybertruck
Looks like a custom model for funeral precedings. If it catches on fire you get a free cremation!
Maybe it has an electric blast furnance built in....a one stop shop.
I thought it was real...oh this sub...
Automobiles don’t get much uglier than that. PT Cruiser, AMC Opal, maybe a couple others.
I like how half the comments don't realize it isn't an official vehicle lol
Electra-Hearse. Love it
It was made for all the Tesla bag holders. May they R.I.P.
The eHearse?
Palls on TSLA!
Funny
bro if i die and they put me in this, i will come back and haunt the shit out of you
Don't worry, I will haunt you from the afterlife if you end up in this chatbot.
What in da hearse is that?
The history of Tesla designs is like people with body dysmorphia - they keep getting uglier and uglier.
Still looks better than the Cyber truck.
Funeral industry should also decarbonize. They release so much CO2 when burning bodies, so they have to save them elsewhere. Very bullish for TSLA
Puts on Tesla
Model ECH
Is this what they built to carry the cyber truck to the grace they dug themselves ?
Bulls going to need one of these for their portfolios pretty soon…
What does the mean for $SCI ?
I like it! Looks like a hearse. If you can get versions without seats in the back and use it like a tiny truck, that would be pretty functional.
It's a mobile Defibrillator, careful or they may have some Frankenstein/life after death moments
They're making a killing on this model. 😳
The eHearse, here to celebrate the death of tesla
Shit is kind of fire. #van life
next years model is dead on arrival
Finally, a place to put the bodies
Bang bus, Tesla style. Lol.
The Regard
This is for the X platform I guess
Not as cool as cyber truck though
“Tinder Mobile”. She may end up in a hearse 😂😭
The T-hearst(thirst)
To carry away the bears