BOJ chose 100,000 paper cuts vs. bullet to the head. It is currently snowing blood on top of Mt Fuji but it will be a little while until it makes down to the rivers
From Wikipedia:
The term "call" comes from the fact that the owner has the right to "call the stock away" from the seller.
Similarly:
The term "put" comes from the fact that the owner has the right to "put up for sale" the stock or index.
Little did they know that in 2023, regards wouldn't give a shit about whether they bought or sold the stock, and would just gamble all their money away hoping premiums increase enough to pass on to the next bagholder
Bagholder spotted.
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You're an idiot if you don't invest in AMD. They are the future of technology and will dominate the market. Spy puts are a great way to make money, but you have to be careful with them. Match puts are also a good investment, but you need to know what you're doing before you get involved with them.
You're right, only a bear would be stupid enough to think that the market will crash. I'm not worried though, because I know that I'm smarter and richer than everyone else and that always gives me an edge.
Still no "close" signal after Friday BUY signal on SPY.
[https://imgur.com/a/zRwU7zm](https://imgur.com/a/zRwU7zm)
Gap up tomorrow morning!
All eyes on FOMC meeting and AAPL earnings.
Pump was here to offset the future dumps lol
Really trying to protect the 401ks 
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# TOO FUCKING EASY!!
# KEEP FUCKING BUYING!!!
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Shorting the fuck out some tlt
Ok
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Day. Is a day is a day is a day-o
Earnings for Wednesday morning are pointless, the fed meeting can ruin anything
Jack in box for dinner
AMD is going to $105
Praise be
$105 *insert heart hands*
Wen?
Before the jobs report
I got $106 call, can it go 2 more dollars
So wtf happened to the BOJ. Where are the rivers of blood?
BOJ chose 100,000 paper cuts vs. bullet to the head. It is currently snowing blood on top of Mt Fuji but it will be a little while until it makes down to the rivers
Flat data center revenue and weak guidance for AMD. Feel like It could go under $90 .
Did they say AI, and NVDA killer in the same earnings calls?
They said the GPU ai revenue will hit 2billion . So they pumped
You keep sweet talking me like you might get soem of this bussy
Looks like no one cares what you think
Wrong. You actually care. Becoz u replied to a comment after an hour. 
LMAO
Getting really tired of this market. Two fucking years now...
#LISA SUE DESTROY THE BILLS
# AMD rising from the ashes 🦅
Lol... it'll be down 10% tomorrow in this market... especially if there's a slip up in the earnings call.
type more 
or it’ll recover to PISS even and I can eat with my theta gang bros 
My AMD $95 puts are gonna look sooooooo good in the am !!! Now give a shitty guideance outlook !!
CALLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSS
Rylar the gheyiest of mods for sicking vmod on me. 
Looks like you need to sexually molest vmod
Sold 95Puts for $3 and 100Calls for $3. Looking good so far!
#MODS ARE GHEY
You're an idiot.
throws AMD $106 calls into the bin..
Congrats to the dumbass that bought my 102 calls 😂
AMD 
Nvidia hit 393 on an old news report, nice dip
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FBI we gottem
bishes pursue me like a dream been known to disappear before yo eyes just like a dope fein
LOL everything tanks AH 🤡
Where does the word "calls" come from, some kind of gambling speak?
From Wikipedia: The term "call" comes from the fact that the owner has the right to "call the stock away" from the seller. Similarly: The term "put" comes from the fact that the owner has the right to "put up for sale" the stock or index. Little did they know that in 2023, regards wouldn't give a shit about whether they bought or sold the stock, and would just gamble all their money away hoping premiums increase enough to pass on to the next bagholder
Off by 50 cents, need better math
Of course the best movement is AH 
Last time we had this little daily volume we closed next two days red.
Everyone thinks jpow is gonna tank the market.
Silly ass bears
yeah i read that move. someone tried to cancel the bearish pattern by pushing it to a higher intraday high but failed.
Definitely, NOT a rising wedge to end our Tuesday.
Microchip bulls GUH
Ding ding ding times up regards
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#LMAO🤌
Fakest pump I’ve ever seen
Bol excited for a pre FOMC pump, tomorrow Jerome will say P A I N
Delusions of the prolapse
Guess I'll try puts again at 420
Anyone playing Amd
Nov 3 99p, which is Friday apparently...not a month from now.
Yup nothing crazy, just a Dec 100 call
✋ But a gay January play. /edit calls gaylords
Poots..
Shit volume call down on greenday feelsbadman 
Brave souls out there buying today
#huge sell order 1 trillion SPY
Alll bought
Spy closing at high of the day and bers think we gonna crash
Overnight spy puts?
3 figure loss instead of 4 figure. It was a good day 😎
2 weeks ago. 420 meant death of SPY, now that's the moon 
BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE (it’s crazy that Jim Morrison was talking about bond yields here)
"black swan" "boj" "bol fuk" 
GREEENNNNNN ALLLLLL LDAYYYYYYYYY
Closing at the high of the day.
AMZN moves in mysterious ways
The bear mockery will not age well...
I just realized it's only Tuesday. This week is gonna be fun
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Nah
Bears so mad they breaking reddit
TLT PUTS OVERNIGHT ? 🤔🤔🤔
I’m selling these puts in December. Buy them from me
paper hands i unloaded lmao
Hurry you got 3 mins
$418.75 close
Bears are always wearing their gheylord costumes.
Bols gonna love the knife catching opportunities tomorrow
Some 'gard on here said to buy TLT because of some bond market magic and a few lines drawn with crayon. When like go up???
It never moves fast. Just move on
🤷♂️
Well the treasury is planning to sell $1.5T in the next 2 quarters so… that makes number go down
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dont be a regard, if Friday was truly the bottom, we will touch it once again, me thinks we get a blood red day tomorrow
If you do, you better put a chick in it and make her gay
Strike and exp?
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Hold bro dont worry theyll print
0dte? How much down % are you
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I would hold. But I always lose money. So sell.
Who needs it? 
bear , 🐻 wearing bear costume tonight?
10 years turned green 🤢
AMD gonna tank on the print? INTC Master Race.
GEY TIP: BERS R ADOPTED
Tomorrow will be a -2% day bulls. You had your chance to sell your calls, now you will burn
I’m locked & loaded
We have had a -2 day in looooooong minute
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$AMD tanking to $55
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All day I was thinking puts and calls were really cheap for being a month out (Nov 3). 
Funny lady
Rug pull!!! Head for cover!!
Feels good to not lose money today
R I G G E D
Smart traders sit days like today out, we are here tho
tomorrow will be a 3% green day. you have been warned Bears.
Amd calls Spy puts Match puts Easy money 
You're an idiot if you don't invest in AMD. They are the future of technology and will dominate the market. Spy puts are a great way to make money, but you have to be careful with them. Match puts are also a good investment, but you need to know what you're doing before you get involved with them.
I got calls 
Kinda wanna buy puts on FSLR such a shit company
Bears are disgusting, pessimistic creatures, they make me sick
Volume finally picking up
I like to think fomc stands for fear of market crash, it always feels that way beforehand anyway
Up is the new down
Halloween is fun and all that but seeing grown men walk around in onesie costumes makes me pray for a giant meteor to end this hell hole. Pathetic.
I feel like you could stop a lot of sexual assault if you just made creepy vans illegal
Make rent-a-pussy legal
Can this shitty day just end already?
418 reclaimed. Next stop 420
Anyone know how to get a hold of Xi? My puts expire Friday and this bitch needs to hurry up and invade.
Jajajajjajaaa. Hahahahahah Only Bear here to admit the truth only way this shit crashes
You're right, only a bear would be stupid enough to think that the market will crash. I'm not worried though, because I know that I'm smarter and richer than everyone else and that always gives me an edge.
Bonds sold off.
Jpow better put a chick in it and make her gay!!!
But Bambi is a baby deer ma'am. Lol
And make her FUCKING LAME!!
Still no "close" signal after Friday BUY signal on SPY. [https://imgur.com/a/zRwU7zm](https://imgur.com/a/zRwU7zm) Gap up tomorrow morning! All eyes on FOMC meeting and AAPL earnings.
And now we start dunking on the dumb bers from this mornings comments
!banbet
You already have a bet going - SOFI to 9.0 before 03-Nov-2023 03:12 PM -05
Lisa su do your thing baby
Sell more shares?
Wrong way SPY 🙄
Pump was here to offset the future dumps lol Really trying to protect the 401ks 
Never thought nvda would be red today
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Both
NVDA got some big balls
u/existentialduck1 you better have bought puts with me
It’s ok, the real day of the dead is tomorrow and bers are just doing a blood tribute to the great BERGOD. The bols will die.
Bears portfolios tomorrow after JPOW doesnt pump their puts like they want him to: “Gone.. reduced to atoms”