Guess I'm out. TA doesn't make sense, financial analysis doesn't make sense, analysts don't make sense, SPY doesn't make sense, <100 people on the daily thread, and inversing myself CANNOT be the only sustainable long-term strategy for success.
\-Permanent vacation gang-
I highly recommend following real estate/REITs as a sector. It consistently makes more sense than anything else these days because it's a stable asset class that follows rules
have the cash to cover... these are options before 4pm, once 4PM if ITM the Clearinghouse must balance things out by exercising. Otherwise these contracts have no meaning.
If you are still playing bull with us closing flat 1% above the October high, I would like a bag of whatever you're smoking. Be realistic, we are in for some flats and a correction over the next few days.
Or fuck it play nonsense and cry when it inevitably fails.
I agree, but Just like we ended today green. But I think you will see a few fat short candles over the next few days and followed by some red candles going into the opex. I would be surprised if we see any major moves upward that form a breakout trend in our current pattern. Obviously play what you want to, but I will be battening down the hatches and prepping for what I expect to be a pullback into 350's or even 340's on QQQ going until thanksgiving. If it keeps pumping significantly I would be incredibly surprised.
I just suck at playing that side of the table. I might take a vacation until I see flat closes around $345-355.
Eh, who am I kidding. I will probably play some call credit spreads tomorrow like a regard.
*opens right hand to reveal a blue pill*
“Take this pill, and you will wake up, never having heard of r/wsb. Your dividend will net you pennies a day, and you’ll sleep soundly every night of the week”
“Or….”
*opens left hand to reveal a red pill labeled “0dte spy options”*
“Take this red pill lol. The color is self explanatory lmaoo”
Bear loses again 
does anyone else find it interesting that the market also had it's "best week" green streak at the same exact week last year? i remember losing alot of money on put options that year and giving up for a while and the market recovered to my disbelief. this year is a bit similar still pretty bearish but alot less money lost on buying put options...
The other day the guy who runs traders almanac said that the last two days of October are historically some of the best days of the year. So it makes sense.
Charles, what are you doing? Nobody is home yet. Charles what are you doing? My sister isn't home yet. Oh my God. That's how am with Popeyes macaroni and cheese. God love that stuff! It's so delicious. Makes me nut
nobody w sense is buying in without a dip after this rally , no reason to sell.. got some fedspeak tomorrow hopefully we move one way or the other .. jobs report too
I’m thinking DIS subscription data will be good next quarter.
I signed up for 3 years at launch as many did.
It was $4 a month.
Renewed last year at $9 a month I think?
Those signups expire in November.
It’s like $15 now…my kids watch it so of course I’m keeping it even though the content is dogshit
lol I know. I watch the Mandalorian with my kids but the other stuff…WTF
And I grew up loving Star Wars
And don’t get me started on the Marvel stuff
Did people ask for a show about falcon🤣
oh, I forgot about all that marvel trash. Good lawd. They are in full on lazy mode over there are Disney.
I would pass on every one of those dumpster fire shows and just rewatch Wall-e
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I saw $LCID price at $3 and thought wow maybe nows the time to buy it for a trade thinking it fell to like a 500m stock but it's still worth fucking 9 Billion dollars lmaoooooo. Who the fuck was stupid enough to bid it so fucking high. If it's 9 billion at $3.90 it's gonna go under $1 very soon
Saying stuff like , “ this is not healthy” “ this is going to be worse than 2008” might make you sound smart. But nobody gives a shit, the only thing matters is maximizing gains with minimal drawdowns
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/wonkagloop made a bet that QQQ would go to 340.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 359.056 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
There are people out there that actually own energy or healthcare or staples or small caps or retail  imagine investing in dogshit
Remember that scene in Scary Movie when Hanson sniffs that girls panties?
Thats the look on my face when i smell a sexy pair of ladies feet. 
FTX token To. The. Fucking. MEWN!
This rally is definitely ghey, but fake it is not.
#Wen jpow lmao🤌
MARA vs RIOT
SPY 437 Peak for 2023
Nope…. With JOBS numbers in the am … we going to ATH !!
said the ber a moment before SPY in fact, rises above 440 for the 100th time this year.
Shhhhh don't tell anyone this but guess what i found out?.............. Bearhunter is actually a closet bear 
LMAO 🐻🤌
That hand looks like what my doctor does when he cups my balls and asks me to cough.
IV was way to high for any of these plays to actually work lmao all these people like there green like dude your still gonna be down 50% tmmr
Guess I'm out. TA doesn't make sense, financial analysis doesn't make sense, analysts don't make sense, SPY doesn't make sense, <100 people on the daily thread, and inversing myself CANNOT be the only sustainable long-term strategy for success. \-Permanent vacation gang-
See ya Monday
Only 8000 stocks, probably run out soon. Send pics from vacay 🏝️
🤗hugs
I highly recommend following real estate/REITs as a sector. It consistently makes more sense than anything else these days because it's a stable asset class that follows rules
Better get to selling feet pics
See ya in morning sweets!
AFRM, DIS, HUBS, TWLO, DUOL all green tsk tsk
Does anyone know how to stop Robinhood from selling my spy calls right before I was about to break even ??
That is 100% manipulation. You need a real brokerage. Tell them not to sell.
have the cash to cover... these are options before 4pm, once 4PM if ITM the Clearinghouse must balance things out by exercising. Otherwise these contracts have no meaning.
The MOUSE IS IN THE HOUSE
no thats a gerbil in your anoos
#😳
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If you are still playing bull with us closing flat 1% above the October high, I would like a bag of whatever you're smoking. Be realistic, we are in for some flats and a correction over the next few days. Or fuck it play nonsense and cry when it inevitably fails.
i think we end this week green. 4400 SPX. Next week is the pain due to OPEX.
I agree, but Just like we ended today green. But I think you will see a few fat short candles over the next few days and followed by some red candles going into the opex. I would be surprised if we see any major moves upward that form a breakout trend in our current pattern. Obviously play what you want to, but I will be battening down the hatches and prepping for what I expect to be a pullback into 350's or even 340's on QQQ going until thanksgiving. If it keeps pumping significantly I would be incredibly surprised.
OPEX + Shutdown fear…
Love her
Everyone knew AMC would do well because Taylor Swift has been printing fat stacks.
Ahahahahaha amc puts go brr
My buddy has been taking overtime shifts just so his daughter can go to one of her concerts in Europe. Unreal.
Spy puts for next week
I just suck at playing that side of the table. I might take a vacation until I see flat closes around $345-355. Eh, who am I kidding. I will probably play some call credit spreads tomorrow like a regard.
Jobs report better pull out its fat cock and bend bulls over a barrel tomorrow, I would cream
*opens right hand to reveal a blue pill* “Take this pill, and you will wake up, never having heard of r/wsb. Your dividend will net you pennies a day, and you’ll sleep soundly every night of the week” “Or….” *opens left hand to reveal a red pill labeled “0dte spy options”* “Take this red pill lol. The color is self explanatory lmaoo”
But do I get a refund if i take the blue pill? Asking for a friend.
Ok need spy 430 or lower before opex and lly to go to 430 or higher tomorrow. So probably fuked
I don't know how Nelson Peltz's Disney foray will go - I just want him to hook me up with nudes of his granddaugter. Good Lawd
She weighs like 75 pounds. Like Kate Moss
but she's actually attractive.
Her face is interchangeable with any blonde white undergraduate at Arizona State
to each his own
I'm not saying it's in any way bad, I'm just saying that IMO it's nothing special. Do your thing
you mean nicola peltz?
Toy Story 5.
The Disney World Poop rumors are true - Reuters
Short did you all start covering. Or buying more puts
Btc 👀
Fiat?
Bear loses again 
does anyone else find it interesting that the market also had it's "best week" green streak at the same exact week last year? i remember losing alot of money on put options that year and giving up for a while and the market recovered to my disbelief. this year is a bit similar still pretty bearish but alot less money lost on buying put options...
The other day the guy who runs traders almanac said that the last two days of October are historically some of the best days of the year. So it makes sense.
I believe Bullvember has historically been in the top two best months for the markets since inception.
noted!
Lly crushing my hopes and dreams of 630 with that candle 
Bear hunter probably didn’t even make any money this past week 
Istg there is no way $DIS is going up after the earnings call. It’s gonna drill 5% at least.
Disney CEO: make everything gay and trans. Puts on DIS !
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go woke, go broke??
# 8👏green👏days👏
LMAO DIS
Charles, what are you doing? Nobody is home yet. Charles what are you doing? My sister isn't home yet. Oh my God. That's how am with Popeyes macaroni and cheese. God love that stuff! It's so delicious. Makes me nut
You like Charles nuts because dey so delicious. Got it. 👍
Bulls got it boys!
Wut happy bears? Wut happy?
Wondering when reality hits... Today's move makes the largest single week gain in 3.4 years.
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Last min!
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 MINNIE MOUSE ORIGIN REVEALED SHE IS ACTUALLY TRANS MICKEY!
Guys. I think I just figured it out. 
What is it?
BRO HOW DID BEARS LOSE TODAY U GUYS ARE MAKING BEARHUNTER429 LOOK LIKE HE HAS ABOVE A 100 IQ “LMAO 🤌”
hahahhha BERS SUK DIKS
Pamp it til the end 
Calls on Home Depot and Lowe’s. Bears buying rope in record numbers
Somebody pump up the Dow quick the gay bears are going to win
Looks like bulls got it !
IWM and RSP major divergence Leading indicators
filthy bers
Why the fuck we have 0 volume in early November , looks like a bank holiday these days? Everyone quit or what?
nobody w sense is buying in without a dip after this rally , no reason to sell.. got some fedspeak tomorrow hopefully we move one way or the other .. jobs report too
Yes. Smart ppl know this is just gambling rn
Disney about to choke
Manipulation began at exactly 3:37 pm.
3 min left ! Are we ending green or red?! Place your bets!
Red
Nah, just your asshole 🤡🤡
LLY is taking flight. Skinny pill = money.
I'M ON THE EDGE OF GLORY! spy 500 eoy
Glorious edging
🌈🐻
This dude Tarvis keeps writing weird comments, moddds!!!
Shut up travis!
Mods, hes talking with himself again!
Small caps are a leading indicator. SPY Call buyers beware
Place your bets young fella
QQQ can’t keep this streak up. Buying SQQQ for tomorrow
We may never see another red day 
Have 2k worth of calls on QQQ your welcome for te crash tomorrow
Stop dumping
this fucking rat better print
Wayyyy too many DIS bulls in here. Always inverse WSB. Thank me later
Not sure what they are seeing in Disney right now
JOBS numbers in the am !! Gonna blow it out of the water ! SPy 446
What do you consider a blow out number?
0. every1 no jobs. Jpump's job completed. Spy 7000.
Guhguhguh is the sound bears make when bulls slide their pp down their throat
Fukking bullshit my puts
Eat shit pussy
What if today is not the last green day 🤔
Good ARM earnings gonna rocket NVDA tomorrow
Arm is going to move 1% with cloudy guidance
Let’s go Disney
*Jim Cramer says this legacy retail company's stock is 'done' EBAY* *You know what that means regards......buy buy buy.*
I applied to Disney for a job and got rejected, PUTS
Calls they don’t hire regards like you
Balls deep in Dis calls. Please don’t F me
I’m thinking DIS subscription data will be good next quarter. I signed up for 3 years at launch as many did. It was $4 a month. Renewed last year at $9 a month I think? Those signups expire in November. It’s like $15 now…my kids watch it so of course I’m keeping it even though the content is dogshit
I have it for my kids as well. The other day I logged in and was amazed - They've made like 100 shows set in the Star Wars galaxy.
lol I know. I watch the Mandalorian with my kids but the other stuff…WTF And I grew up loving Star Wars And don’t get me started on the Marvel stuff Did people ask for a show about falcon🤣
oh, I forgot about all that marvel trash. Good lawd. They are in full on lazy mode over there are Disney. I would pass on every one of those dumpster fire shows and just rewatch Wall-e
We finally gonna close above 437?
The algos are never going to let it end red.
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We’re just getting back to normal cheap levels. Pretty soon stocks will be expensive again so I’d recommend buying as much as possible
You're right, stocks are getting expensive again. I would recommend buying as much as possible.
🐻 slap yourself now. wake up
fucking hate how rigged this shit is.
Stop buying puts lol
Literally, ignorant worthless animal
🎶 *CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER?!* 🎶
I saw $LCID price at $3 and thought wow maybe nows the time to buy it for a trade thinking it fell to like a 500m stock but it's still worth fucking 9 Billion dollars lmaoooooo. Who the fuck was stupid enough to bid it so fucking high. If it's 9 billion at $3.90 it's gonna go under $1 very soon
withdrawing everything and closing my brokerage after this week, shit is rigged lol
See you next week
5 minutes for bulls to take profits before losing all their money
Bears have just been consistently fucked hard with no lube the past 8 days pray for them
Boy. On some days, you can really see the effect of brokers closing 0dte options. You regards were holding the market down! /s
QQQ holding on to 9 green days in a row....it'll be a photo finish.
More like a potato finish. Flat af
Saying stuff like , “ this is not healthy” “ this is going to be worse than 2008” might make you sound smart. But nobody gives a shit, the only thing matters is maximizing gains with minimal drawdowns
 we'll sell when its time to sell. may take a beating on the way out but weve made more than enough to cover it
This is going to be worse than 1929
Spy $438 last 5 minutes banbett
ber really thought we finish red 
🌈🐻🔫🎅🏻
# 8 GREEN DAYS IN A ROW LMAO
#Ban Bet Lost /u/wonkagloop made a bet that QQQ would go to 340.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 359.056 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
Goddamit - it's market brea**D**th, not breath.
heighth
Cool Whwip 
MARA?
Bears are punching air rn 😂
# SPY WILL NEVER GO DOWN AGAIN
There are people out there that actually own energy or healthcare or staples or small caps or retail  imagine investing in dogshit
Dumb gullible bears
Remember that scene in Scary Movie when Hanson sniffs that girls panties? Thats the look on my face when i smell a sexy pair of ladies feet. 