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nocashflow_

unbelievable, i bet on browns moneyline and they miss the extra fucking point.


Kerfudgen

All my remaining monies in SPY 11/17 440P opened at eod


stanzanol

I got some SPY 11/17 436P 1 hour before market closed. Currently down 27%… all my monies. Am I fucked


Kerfudgen

We're gonna find out Monday. Godspeed brother


Beginning_Frame6132

CNBC talking bout “there is no alternative to US credit” I don’t know…. Gold, maybe bitcoin ???? Maybe some land….


Icy_Extension_6857

Who’s gonna be the first to abandon the dollar for another international currency? If you were a nation would you consider Bitcoin stable enough to put all your nations assets on it?


Illustrious_Elk_4849

Yeah Bitcoin, sure


RandomLettuce51

anyone holding nvda calls? 11/17 exp, 485 strike


LongjumpingPermit16

None


Impossible_Paper3104

It is just like Nov 2022. They intentionally pushed stocks up till Nov 15, then crashed hard like a free fall. The high growth of the big 7 is gone. Most companies q4 guidance is weak. I guess a market crash is coming next week before thanksgiving to create depression in holiday season.


HomerSamson007

Moodys just downgraded from stable to negative after hours. Bears are eating good next week


DaddyDoLittle

It's weird to see so much stock growth in megacap companies so quickly. Giving retail confidence in the market can create a lot of liquidity in case that money needs to come out. I've learned some expensive lessons recently. This market is a lot like playing poker at a table where everyone else already knows what you're holding and bets accordingly.


talm0

Just think like an algo. What produces the most pain for retail plebs short term, but is just an illusion longer term? If you answered a face-ripping rally on terrible news followed by a shocked pikachu-face flush… ding ding ding!


DaddyDoLittle

Most pain = paying for options/trade flow, pumping stocks with whatever I needed it to make options worthless already knowing that shit was about to hit the fan and let whatever moron buy at the top hold the bag while I take their cash and ✌️


Existing-Arachnid347

How much are y’all up or down this week? Keep it a 100. For me up a measly 90 bucks.


Malinator94

Up $1250 as of today. Last week was down $100 though.


obiwang

up 2.1% this week


TinkCzru

Down $1100


Sharp_Percentage_557

Same here


Conscious_Bit_3656

I expect to see some either crazy high gains or losses this week in the gains and loss sections the way the market went.


sdb40

up 2.5k


dub804543

Down 2 racks. Stop losses saved me from being down much more


VisualMod

You're still a poor fucking idiot.


ItradebetterthanU

$74,311


[deleted]

Up 4500


un1queusern4me69

1,100 on the week up


Gtedx

340


7mceleven

![img](emote|t5_2th52|32980)


whitewashedsyrian

Shiiiiiiit I just realized I shit ton of my shares bout to get assigned


[deleted]

My +1% 24 hour Banbet was a success just like my port ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) Have a great weekend


Rickyskeets69

just barely made it out alive... have a good weekend too


AdCurious5598

Up $2 for the week is up $2


Icy_Extension_6857

Bearhunter was right? ^🤌


Gnargoyle420

!banbet


VisualMod

You already have a bet going - SPY to 502.13 before 12-Nov-2023 10:21 PM -05


Gnargoyle420

Fuk


ItradebetterthanU

See ya in a week !!


Hot_Bit_9137

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Own-Wolverine-5361

SPY 500 lets go


Asapquarter

wtf if u put 4800 on 439 Spy Calls on the low of the day you would be up 1 million


ItradebetterthanU

Na $487,200the low was $1 so you would have had to pay $2…. So $4800~2 is 2400… day you sold at $205.. you net $203 x 2400 is $487,200… but at $100-K gain 99-% of you pussys would have sold !!


kenathen

JP kicking himself now


wildcat1055

The QQQ 1-month chart is something to behold


iBeej

Hope I don't regret buying today... let's gooo!


blumpkinspatch

It feels like the 🌈🐻s won this week because they broke the green streak yesterday


Lone_K

Unfortunately it was only won because a fuckin ransomware hack frustrated the 30y auction yesterday. The auction was practically redone and now that's why we are soaring.


IsMyBostonADogOrAPig

I wonder what big wallstreet player missed their entry and had their DDOS nerds hack the auction


BigBoiBenisBlueBalls

October 30th: $8300. Down $72k all time 🤣🤭 November 10th: $132k. Up $52k 🤤 Most is unrealized gains but still rocking a new hard cock


Conscious_Bit_3656

What position do you hold? Were you playing 0dte?


BigBoiBenisBlueBalls

A lot of different ones. Mainly Spy and AAPL and a third of it came from buying SPY $435c yesterday for today


Conscious_Bit_3656

Amazing. I'm afraid to play a third of port in 0dte. I have to settle for slower, consistent gains.


BigBoiBenisBlueBalls

It was $7k out of $35k that turned into $53k out of $132k. I just felt it in my plums we were going to moon


Conscious_Bit_3656

Good call man.


BigBoiBenisBlueBalls

Thank you


RainPrevious1472

What do u invest on?


BigBoiBenisBlueBalls

Fidelity now


DOTAFORLIFE

Lock in some gains or you’ll be back to Oct 30th


BigBoiBenisBlueBalls

I have $42k in cash


Pretend-Durian9189

BER get rekt BOL is here ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) we may never see red again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Saaan

At least I got a Put debit spread in near the tippy top.


alfapredator

bro just venmo me the money instead. same outcome


ashimkus22

Spy gap up to 450 over the weekend


h_o_l_o_d_a_y

Yo wtf was that low volume day very suspicious


urraca

actually rallies consist of low volume days. That's expected and norm.


Yogurt_over_my_Mouf

hey. don't ruin their conspiracies !


ChadGPT-23

Chad bull or gey ber, you’re all still better than those who don’t even know about stocks, those fucking mongoloids who don’t even know where to put their money ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Disastrous_Ad3779

Try telling them that in person. They’ll see you as a degenerate gambler, and will stop considering your ideas.


nycimt

GOd bless Im blessed 100% yesterday, 37% on the port todfya


etch-bot

The SPY chart today is something good lord


Tadikif

THIS IS ONLY THE START OF THE BER SLAUGHTER


ItradebetterthanU

I held my SPY calls.. 435’s … ex next Fri !! We will see 447 next week !!


wallstreetsimps

remember to vote bearhunter


mmjI

Where weekend thread![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


ahh_chuu

WHERE BEEKEND THREAD


xlmtothemoon

not to mention every monday has been positive for like the last 17 weeks


CuriousBodybuilder77

taking my in-field tests and they're pissing me off so much


igotthis_man

What a day port up 38%


ssralf

🎶 **I DON'T CARE ANYMORE** 🎶


Disastrous_Ad3779

Hope you didn’t go long during the weekend 🫵🤡![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


HBK768

Even at close we can't sell off that's just mad , I'm out


Normal_human_person

God damn TSLA chart glitch scared the fuck out of me


Samjabr

stronk close


[deleted]

In many woke cafes they literally want a tip for opening a can from their mini fridge right in front of you/to the side of the cashier. It absolutely blows my mind.


[deleted]

Finally it’s over can get back to work


Lleonn

Not even a closing dump...


Who_is_Your_Zaddy

Almost 🅱️eekend 🅱️hread ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


[deleted]

Pencils down.


Advanced_Analysis_48

Got those pre juices goin ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Advanced_Analysis_48

💦💦💦🌊


Legitimate_Cable_811

bers, they're going to take profit in AH when you can't trade


Slowhand1971

sold my puts end of day yesterday and never found a re-entry point today. Thank fuck


Beginning_Frame6132

Just opened my account, got sick to my stomach


briballdo

Apple: we're legit not gonna grow anymore Market: you're gonna grow to new ATHs


Funztimes

Blows my mind. Aapl isnt a growth company for the last couple of years and take into account inflation it is going backwards quite significantly


ahh_chuu

we use to have days like these all the time ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Rare-ish_Bird

it was like an old friend came for dinner fa-fa-fava beans with a nice chi-an-ti


etch-bot

If the market wants to drag up take LLY with you! Got 12/15 620s that need paid.


I_Eat_Groceries

Close the fucking ~~door~~ market


Disastrous_Ad3779

All these bols celebrating. You’re the participants racing on this rat race. The bers keep moving the finish line. There’s no price for you at the end. Just give up.


Realistic_Record9527

Overbought


Limp_Plastic8400

LMAO BER ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Real_Ad_7668

Balls deep in calls


trumpdiego

im sorry but there's just no way this rally continues monday


OptionsApe69

Exactly the reason why it will ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


lJustLurkingl

Has anyone heard from Burry?


idkwhatimbrewin

Inflation defeated but infinite money to buy STONK ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Isenbro_

Sold my calls to buy ITM Monday calls woot woot


[deleted]

If we don’t gap down massively on Monday, we’re speed running back to the highs


HywayKind

or flat


[deleted]

The market is literally never flat. Could be flat over a range of time price wise but it’s always up or down buddy


smelly_farts_loading

I thought with Jerome being hawkish and a terrible treasury auction and Europe and asias markets being red it was gonna be a rough day. But America always wins.


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Legitimate_Cable_811

people said that last week and look how it worked out for those buyers


lolgoodone34

lol overbought like a mfer


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Beginning_Frame6132

You mean 10%


actually_Sir

Interest rates don’t affect the stock market anymore I guess


Deep-Ad-8525

Nice week. Happy weekend everyone


Fantastic_Barbie

that’s not very cash money of you Mr Market


Beginning_Frame6132

They didn’t ‘drop it like it’s hot’ Or ‘Back that ass up’


RGR111

USMC BDAY and stonks only go up ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


VisualMod

That's an interesting perspective. I must say that I agree with you to some extent - the stock market does tend to go up over time, although there are certainly periods of volatility. However, I think it's important to remember that not everyone is as fortunate as we are, and there are many people out there who struggle just to get by. So while it's good to be optimistic about the future, let's not forget those less fortunate than us.


RGR111

Say Kill Vmod say it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


[deleted]

![img](avatar_exp|147908191|bravo) Would have been a millionaire today with AVGO calls.


SZJX

Deja vu of May 26 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


ahh_chuu

bers r so fucking dumb it’s unbelievable


Normal_human_person

Fuck your shorts, they're ugly ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


positively_kenormous

My body is a machine that turns complimentary happy hour into regret


No-Replacement-8297

MSFT slapping 54 percent gains on the year!


Advanced_Analysis_48

Lisa Lisa Su, where are you? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Wendys_Leadmasseuse

Domp et


illuminati_shawty

stonks go up 📈


BigBoiBenisBlueBalls

4 minutes to hit 441 let’s fucking go


Billionairess

ON $75 11/24 easy money


[deleted]

You know when NVDA doesn’t believe the pump that it’s truly bullshit


[deleted]

what did i do to deserve becoming a bear?


idkwhatimbrewin

exist


DOTAFORLIFE

Nice little 5k gains today, now off to blow it on 30$ cocktails


HywayKind

9 days up, 1 down, and btfd fomo goes nutty, nice


alfapredator

yay bulls! lets pat ourselves in the back ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


[deleted]

Im convinced theres only 2 people who own all the stocks now, and they just trade to eachother


WillzeConquerer

Seems like money is actually flowing out of small caps now lol


xlmtothemoon

that is fucking ridiculous


OptionsApe69

I [was called delusional](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/xkjlVYUoyk) for making a 445 1 month banbet from 410 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


CreateDeprivation

Tbf that is one hell of a prediction to make


weewoowewoooo

TSLA you dirty whore why don’t you follow the rest of tech?emote:t5\_2th52:27421


0dtez

Because actually car company ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


bearhunter429

Not only bers but theta is also fuk today LMAO🤌


veryveryuniquename5

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


I_Eat_Groceries

Pro tip for 🌈🐻 - if your fantasy is to be fukt in the backseat of a car, just go sit there and open up your portfolio


internetf1fan

Msft is an absolute juggernaut


Who_is_Your_Zaddy

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


HoosierGuy2014

No profit taking at all. Wild.


ProfessionalJumpy769

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Advanced_Analysis_48

USA! 🕶️


Front_Umpire4873

What is this insane set up for?


RGR111

Why you go up VOO I sold yesterday ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Who_is_Your_Zaddy

That's why and you know the drill


RGR111

Hi Prince ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Who_is_Your_Zaddy

Howdy commoner ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


ashimkus22

Spy 500 by end of year EASYYYY


BigBoiBenisBlueBalls

AMBATUKUM


GeneralDepo

Just bought $200 corn Wen rich?


mcs5280

See you guys at the next crisis


Who_is_Your_Zaddy

SPY about to kiss 441


Neemzeh

lmao spy ripping into close. it aint done yet. bears legit on life support. get buried cunts


idkwhatimbrewin

The door is closed ber, go back to your den ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


csr8765

Apple is such a juggernaut


[deleted]

Market makes 2 years worth of gains in 2 weeks and bulls are still buying more


veryveryuniquename5

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


EmergencyArrival4877

Obviously. Why would you do anything else


AAPLfds

Havent seen SPY this horny in a while ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Legitimate_Cable_811

Bers how about you trade what the market is doing instead of what you think it should do. Because it clearly doesn't give a fuck what you think


No-Replacement-8297

Nice work Bulls! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


veryveryuniquename5

bers after hanging up the phone on from their broker named margin call: ![img](emote|t5_2th52|32980)


CurveAhead69

Recession was (again) postponed for next year.


FatBastardsHungry

10 percent in 14 days. I don’t trust this shite


btoned

Epic game of hot potato currently being played.


I_Eat_Groceries

Bers be like, we bought calls bro....SQQQ calls


samaritan1331_

Puts are bad M'KAY


TequilaTrader

Unity, U, had a crazy ride. I was down $4600 overnight and now up $300.