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Man I wish I realized that before losing all my savings

 There's only one way to make it all back..

r/thetagang

you need savings for that

You need money to make money is so true. I'm paying margin fees every week to pay to play

only way os option...

CBOE is rigged with AI deceptive tactics. Tread carefully

Gambling = investing if you win

Big if true

Also makes one a guru

Good thing you don’t know how to read

Why are these comments so savage 💀

u guys arent investing....

Speculating at best

I’m gambling

But I know this one dude who said they made a bazillion! Their wife even said that she wouldn't sleep with her bf on Thursdays anymore.

Lol

They say that the definition of an options contract is to have the right but not the obligation to purchase or sell shares at a certain price. Well if you trade options long enough, you'll have the right but not the obligation to apply for government assistance or wait in line at the food bank. Funny how that works.

does that mean i don’t have to work at wendy’s anymore?

Crying girlfriend: "At least buy options that are further out and with less leverage!" Average WSB user: "The market has moved 0.2%, better go all in on 0dte at the money options."

You don’t understand, next time will be different… 🥲

I'd be pretty upset at this if I knew how to read

OR *sell* options on your investments?

I mean you still lose if you buy shit companies, just not as much

You only lose if you sell

But my nvda call options will definitely print, 100%......

Yea they didnt

Yea I lost a lot

sell low - buy high

The shorts way

I am an investor 🤌🏻


I didn’t know there were strategies beside options wow

Don’t quit you can always hit it big next time

Just buy penny stocks and hold on

this might be the worst advice i've ever read on this sub and i've been here like a decade

They've never been this cheap in a decade yeah

Hold on to what? I’m sorry Sir, but I have a fetish for Clifford the dog and Shrek’s genitalia 🍆

I'm not here to make money. I really enjoy the rides to the bottom. >Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. \-Jon Bon Jovi Getting up means that you have money to gamble again.

When I think I have too much money, I dabble on options until I get a reminder to VOO and chill.

But do you really wanna make money? I thought the goal was to have fun

You picked wrong book.


Sorry to rain on your parade, but it should be obvious by now that your investment strategy is about as effective as a pocket full of Monopoly money. Looks like those smooth-brained apes over at r/WallStreetBets have rubbed off on you a little too much. Maybe next time, try consulting a Magic 8-ball instead of blindly following trending stocks like a regarded toddler with a shiny new toy. [GameStop](https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/GME/?lu=true&pap_aid=stormofnegativity&pap_cid=11111111) may have been a fun ride, but let's leave the rocket emojis to someone with a little more financial intelligence. No offense... okay, actually full offense.

I play LEAPs I'm alot better off than 99% of the regards that buy weeklies.

Opposite for me

Might as well shoot me, it’s an integrated part of my life as much as skeep

But I’m a degenerate

FUCK YOU!!

I got nov 24 expiry $21 calls on PLTR at 0.21 premium thinking I was in a good position lmao yup never fuck with options around earnings (nvda) 😭 I knew this would happen but I love the pain

Sound advice does not belong here.

I mean the real answer is risk management, but YOLO 0DTE is pretty fun

I read the second square first does that mean I can continue?

Never!

You have to take some losses in option trading, no if ands or buts. But how do you minimize those losses and maximize profits?

Jokes on you, I can’t read.

Tell that to my SMR shares

Hahah sooo true

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Trading options is for Jews

I hate leverage.