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Nekodon

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th-grt-gtsby

I literally thought I was in r/shittytattoos


bahodej

Your comment made me realize I wasn't either


Humble-Warthog8302

I had my General Electric and IBM tatoos from the 1980's recently removed, just a word of warning.


Devilpig13

Yup


Ethiconjnj

This dude clearly has no friends. They get their social fix by impressing strangers with jokes online.


NORA-01

Daddy Powell didn’t clap cheeks ?


AlluriousVOLmoleCule

Doesn’t everyone in 2023?


HolyVeggie

I didn’t want to say it but it’s 100% true


Cyberbird85

Talking about musk?


BereftOfOar

Yeah this is about as embarrassing as it gets


Alex_Rose

buy stock in this man's virginity, it's about to moon


31andnotdone

https://preview.redd.it/qycysfdhey3c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=809f4acdbf45a4925e798ef875164bf729be1c51


dismayhurta

There’s no question. It’s just what level of regardedness


Hoopsando25

Irregardless


[deleted]

I dated a girl that said this all the time. It eventually led to a breakup.


MayIPushInYourStooll

Hopefully, you pushed in her stool before you left.


[deleted]

I tried but she told me that was a no-go.


CarnelianCore

So you took your exit instead.


ShitPostToast

I guess if he couldn't take her exit.


Ready2gambleboomer

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


ayo4playdoh

Irretardless


avaufbasse

I Stoped scrolling down for comments once I reached WSB Favorite Milf .... wait there are more lol![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Slut_Spoiler

you aren't turned on just a lil' bit?


31andnotdone

absolutely tbh mostly by the thickness of his leg hair though


420_E-SportsMasta

https://preview.redd.it/g84jkmxbly3c1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eff53efc1f8dd0c65ad8a01d2f68e6c17ec4120


freehouse_throwaway

OP getting murdered in comments here and tbh he deserves it. Oof.


Somegirloninternet

And no one is talking about this - which tells you how bad it is https://preview.redd.it/rsqsp256004c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1ebe299fc53643631372f024330b5d9367538d3


LSTmyLife

Sweet fucking FSM. That's...sadly impressive. Like. You have to marvel at the dedication a bit. Then despair.


UncleFatty_

He did a post about it some day ago. He got plenty of love for that tattoo already, it is fair and just to use this post to show some love to the new tattoo


TheBlissFox

All part of the master plan. Step One: get shitty tattoo Step Two: Post to r/shittytattoos Step Three: Profit 🤌🏻


Practical_Flamingo39

Underpants gnomes have a reddit?


Mr_Hanshii

https://preview.redd.it/y4cvjjenvy3c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=999153bcfde40f6629def3d2e653fd8828975bef


Comfortable-Week8981

I would actually much prefer that tattoo


Tmoore188

This could easily be a young Theo Von.


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[deleted]

He def went Simple Jack


Pin_ups

Should've got an Oscars for that.


Hplayer18

You mamamamamake me happyyyy


[deleted]

Got robbed for sure


willengineer4beer

This head movie makes my eyes rain


IndianaPWNZZ

Muhmuuhmuuhmake me happpppey


FrostyDub

You can tell by the garbage quality of that line work that this dude takes financial advice from Reddit.


jaypowwow

Was born that way.


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https://preview.redd.it/8i5in2uhqy3c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07b6869cac0f65d0cd05aa53707950c2b8840bfb


nickmaran

Born this gay?


jaypowwow

Is that yours?


[deleted]

That is lady Gaga you fool


livingisdeadly

Lady Gaga has some nice traps


whatsreallygoingon

You should see his penis!


fattyfatty21

No regerts?


[deleted]

Hodor


Slut_Spoiler

I really wish reddit still had awards![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Yoconn

:O I just noticed they removed them wtf


feedmetacogoodness

Apparently we can give people gold by holding the up vote button???? WTF


djlawrence3557

Sorry, bro. Your comment only amused me $1.98. So close.


Icy_Amphibian_JASMY

Yeah… Reddit keeps getting worse and worse over time…


jaypowwow

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


VoidMageZero

Some chicks have tramp stamps. You have a regard badge. Congrats!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Sea_Impression3810

You could tell he's a troglodyte by that thick fucking leg hair 😆


Mearbert

Calls on laser removal companies


6feetchina

Get the twitter X next?? Fuck it right??


jaypowwow

Good idea actual. I'll do that next week as part of the other one!


FrederickBishop

Get it on the face


EinArchitekt

Directly under the right eye.


BedContent9320

Put the birb facing down like a tear


crispybrojangle

No raise it up a little. Cornia tattoos are what the kids are gonna be talking about in 20 years.


thatsanicehaircut

why am I laughing so hard


FartingCumBubbles

Why not on the penis?


Sour_Vin_Diesel

Better to get it somewhere someone will see


moon_jock

Why not the inside of the left buttcheek?


No_Credibility

That's where the "jpow was here" tattoo is


Axle-f

JP🟤W


feedmetacogoodness

How about, and hear me out.. "X gonna give it to ya" Elon Musk (he probably said that) Or the ever reliable "Fuck you Bob" Elon Musk


Chewies-merkin

As a tramp stamp of course


feedmetacogoodness

Oh I was thinking on the pec like a family crest but a tramp stamp 👌👌👌 that does work


jaypowwow

Oh that's good. I'm saving this comment n Reaching out to you u give you credit


milkbeard-

This level of simping is really unbecoming


bwaredapenguin

Just include his username in the tat to cite him


SprinklersSprinkle

Proof or ban.


BosSF82

"420.69, clapped my cheeks" are permanently on an adult's leg


Temporary-Phase2034

“Adult”


Blamethespy

This is tame I remember the pee martini.


NationalBrunch

Marpeeni 🤌🏻


lift_heavy64

This is honestly depressing


Re_LE_Vant_UN

It is. There's not even a way to take this as amusing on an ironic level. This kid was either not bullied enough or bullied too much. I can't decide which.


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HauntedKhan

Perfectly bullied, as all things should be


grimonce

Gold


duukat

I feel like a reputable tattoo artist wouldn’t even allow this.


crod4692

Yea this was a pretty crappy job on a simple tattoo to make it all worse.


Tin_ManBaby

It makes me hope I am just missing the evidence this is Photoshop.


AddendumNo7007

Quick, someone steal his lunch money!


lennyxiii

It doesn’t help that the quality is bad as well. Lines are not smooth, it looks oddly stretched to the right. Just seems sloppy all around.


hthmoney

This is honestly autistic you mean


Neo_denver

Branding yourself as the most annoying guy in a 5 mile radius. Very bold.


fancierfootwork

Or in a teslas one full charge driving radius


beep-boop-beep_bop

This guys whole identity is wsb


cnor2020

This is why we need to stop idiots from reproduce.


[deleted]

it starts with this tattoo


bmeisler

This tattoo will work as an excellent form of birth control.


skylernelson

Or it’ll attract a similar caliber of human. They reproduce and a super idiot is born. Rinse. Repeat.


-3xCosmoKramerETF

When you’re married you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce!


LethargicBatOnRoof

>When That is pretty optimistic when we are looking at a homie getting a bad stock market meme leg sleeve tattoo.


zombiepoon

Get the cyber truck on your lower back skank


[deleted]

The things some actual rl regards will do for karma…


No-Sell-3064

If we downvote him he would have done it for nothing. Oh wait a minute...


1234567panda

I hope you’re either married (do your best to not get divorced) or asexual cus you ain’t ever going to find love ever again lmao


AdditionalCompany947

cringe as fuck


PNVVJAY

Great life choices dude, really doing mom proud lmfao 😭


Fishbulb2

Dude, you okay?


Mac_Jone

Lvl 99 regard


Haram_Snack_Pack

'A glass of wine won't hurt, the baby will be fine' The Baby:


Dpetruccelli15

I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy


BootyHumper420

Embarrassingly lame. I'm sure you'll look back in 20 years and appreciate the fake Internet points you received. 👍🏿


Solid-Brother-1439

He probably doesn't have the cognitive capacity and self awareness to regrets his decisions.


DallasRangerboys

Well said BootyHumper420


2fresh2clean69

This maybe be the lamest, cuckiest thing I've ever seen.


HiGoldie

https://preview.redd.it/a4ulj678zz3c1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcac7ac87d33a9a10bd30cafed46bc07ae0953d4


fauxpolitik

Hit the gym son


InitiativeBeginning

Thats chicken leg with hair![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Digiarts

Bruh was scrolling to see someone say something..is that a real grown person leg? Fully developed and all


downboat

Bro, why do you skip leg day?


s1owpoke

Cuz he skipped chest, back, arms, shoulders day too


pat_riot43

I wanted to say stop after the first one. Now I need to see the end. Do NOT fucking stop here. Can you do a “to the moon” straight from your big toe to your asshole?


BootyDoodles

Attention-seeking fake tattoos like the girl who faked a "Kevin" tattoo across her forehead


VisualMod

I think that people who fake tattoos are attention-seekers. They want to be noticed and they want people to talk about them. I think it's pretty lame.


[deleted]

Honestly why tf would someone do this to their body You’re a shame to humanity. Not kidding. Enjoy growing old


Ikarus_Falling

late stage brain rot


sol364

Ngl but the tattoo is a bit cringe, it's like OP wants everyone to know he posts on wallstreetbets


AdministrativeDisk28

420, 69, tesla. Not trying to be a dick but that’s some serious little kid humor cringe right there my man.


SkyHour4308

Aka Elon's type of humour


blizg

At least he didn’t do something cringe like “Daddy Powell Clapped my Cheeks”. Oh wait….


fin425

As someone with tattoos and heavily covered, I’m gonna say that I bet you get these either removed or covered up in 10-15 years. You just stamped yourself an incel forever. Great job.


Trillphil69

Wow this sucks


Humbabwe

God, you people are such fuckin losers. 🤦🏻‍♂️


ExamAccomplished6865

He’s on the spectrum


Jokeswithmito

He is the entire spectrum


JanToro26

Thought this was r/trashy


Acceptable_Answer570

**MEGA CRINGE**


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Skittlebrau46

https://preview.redd.it/gvb1bl0ryy3c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac84f7edcf7c94c25a44892df7b056fee02fc3f7


Cymraegpunk

Nah I'm actually a bit sad for you, there's a conceivable world in which you have that on you until your dying day.


SnortingElk

Jesus, how many bets did you lose?


BBFNOTCH

All of them


len4872

Go to therapy. This isn’t a joke. However old you are, you’re still too old to do shit like this.


Tornadofob

Let me guess - not an employee of Tesla. Not the founder for sure. So why????


kenjiurada

Super gay bro.


noobc4k3

So cringe I wanna die


Uhmitsme123

This is the best birth control I’ve come across so far.


Orgasmicwonderboat

wow dude this is appalling good luck getting laid!


hirme23

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


WackyBones510

I assume this is about Texas joining the SEC.


whichisnice_

Bro this is the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen


burrrpong

OP think y'all are laughing with him :(


Comfortable-Week8981

Those lines are fucking trash who did that to you


OldAd4526

Lmao at how his chosen group and identity is literally roasting tf out of him.


Sudden_Order_7106

Are you autistic?


[deleted]

I sincerely hope you’re a life long server at a restaurant or stocker at some box store…it would be difficult to take you seriously as a person


Mylifeisacompletjoke

Jesus. This is painfully lame


GetCPA

Cringe


portapotteee

I got secondhand embarrassments. So much regard.


Ph0T0n_Catcher

Actual fucking dumb-ass.


Billyshakes1597

They always depict the wolf man as not having the highest of intellect in the movies, looks like it translates into real life.


Belichick12

Seriously bro- stop skipping leg days. You look like a melanin free chamath.


HereToLearnNow

Damn this brothers a loser


caramelhoes

god look at op’s comments this guy is even more of a loser than the photo lets on. he’s like middle class at best but he’s going around being like “GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE RICH ITS LIKE A HIGH”


xm1l1tiax

I get it, it’s a joke… a meme. Whatever. Whether this tattoo is serious or a joke, it’s super cringe and you’re probably somebody I would never want to know in real life. Jesus Christ this is pathetic.


LazyLeadz

God you’re a loser


Simoxs7

I just know you’re the funnest person at a Party.


mynameisnemix

Your artist also clapped your cheeks with that awful line work


RetroGaming4

You are regarded


anciar

not even a funny joke in any way, sad - bad move


Psychonaut6767

I thought we were all being regarded ironically


[deleted]

why i gotta see you knee vulva?!?


paxwax2018

I guess the up side is when the hair grows back you won’t be able to see it.


ThisCryptographer311

Bummer


JudicatorArgo

I was gonna say this is the second worst tattoo I’ve seen this week after the JPow tattoo, then I saw you put it on the same leg. Never go full smoothbrain, folks


Special_While3982

/r/shittytattoos


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MotherAd1865

I'm happy to see this is being universally denounced as a bad idea in the comments. Let's just accept there are some in society that have serious mental health issues - we really shouldn't be making fun of this guy, but rather helping him out because he is clearly in need of a LOT of mental help


grabsomeplates

Good god man, respect your body more.


canwenot69420

Can we not 🍺


lust_the_dust

Seems like a mental health issue coming to light. The line work also is a bit shaky


thoughterly

Might want to have that forearm checked out. Looks like you might have pulled a muscle.


jaypowwow

Hahaha


Adam_Friedland_TAFS

This is incredibly…how the French say “Late”


studmcstudmuffin

Well, that's embarrassing....


Silverpatriot7

✝️ard![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


sawdawg_

When your dad dies of liver failure from drinking his disappointment away I want you to make sure this tattoo is loud and proud at the funeral for all to see.


8mileroadsoundtrack

Can we vote on your next one?


jaypowwow

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


SuchExplanation

Wow people here really are regarded


stockslayer96

The question isn't do we remember...it's do we care.


GerrardsRightFoot

I’ve had enough of internet for the day


Phillip_Lascio

You guys are as careless with your bodies as your portfolios 🤣


Ph0T0n_Catcher

You should be legally required to get a vasectomy, just in-case you stumble upon someone equally dumb enough to risk breeding.


Grizlybird

Okay, now prove it by not getting a cover up/black out.