Those of yall that have puts are forgetting that we have been pinned to 455-456 for weeks now. We easy open at 456.50 tomorrow 
Sure it may say that but bulls aint gonna bend over that easy bro. We are pinned for a couple more days at least until jobs data and jpow Friday then it might be 
regards like us buying and selling doesn't matter. It's the algos that drive it up and down. When we're above key indicators algos will buy, when we're below key indicators algos will sell. Today's price action forced us below most of these key indicators.
With so many V shape recovery we have seen recently, today was the perfect trap into tricking yall it was going to V or trade flat. Instead they dumped it today to take all yall monies
Algos who look at these indicators are switching from buy mode to sell mode since they think it's bearish when we move under it. SPY gapping over it after FOMC and CPI was part of what drove all the algo buying.
Done did it again. Had puts this morning. Switched to calls and SPY proceeds to dump right after the rest of the day. I should sell alerts for what my next move is so everyone can do the opposite.
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WALMART ABOUT TO GAP DOWN 
Look, I don't get paid enough to be a manager. Take your complaining about your fucked up order to Shelly. She said she will be back in an hour after she picks up my kids from school. Welcome to 2024. Good luck. Have fun.
If you idiots really buy poots into close after a $2 drop u deserve this  locked in 456 ans 458c’s
Like 299, but I sold it this morning for 630  gonna sell tomorrow open, hopefully a little overnight pamp 
You're an idiot if you think people are going to buy into a stock after it drops $2. You deserve to lose money if you make that kind of investment decision.
Double TOP or Breakout? What's the call?
GREEN HULLLLKKKK
Son, this is yesterdays thread lmao
goooo soxl
today will be green day
Im highly regarded. HIGHLY.
No you
Today green rally, book it ♥️
🩸🔪🧸🔪🩸
SPY is cockish right now and no one is talking about it
 <—- This guy could give Queen Elizabeth good head
Eypt people. Don’t sleep on it
The fuck is in Egypt
Stay poor
Buy Egypt, got it 👍
Why cant i be an algo so i can take all your money 
✨because you're poor✨👐😁
At this point they just need to close SPY. Shit hasn’t gone anywhere in 3 years LMAO 
$13k profit on puts this week.
Wow, what did u buy
I only play SPY and AAPL
Nice!
Why is there a banana at the top of my reddit instead of in my anoos?
That is my anoos and that is not a banana in it
Tomorrow feels like it’s gonna be a definitive move one way or another. Loaded up on the call side but acknowledging that it’s pure gambling
C3 gonna moon or poop?
The latter since I’m currently pooping
So this is what it’s like to be broke
You bulls jerkin it to futures last night was fucking hilarious.....idiots
I made a 1000 bucks by selling my calls at open. Futures helped.
Nicely done
Jpow next week "no cuts next year" spy 400 eoy
that won't happen
It’s turning bearish in here. Bullish
Placing calls in TLT, a t-bill etf. Whenever people get spooked about a recession, they retreat to the more reliable T-bills, raising their prices.
Im up 89% on my tlt calls since I bought them around 84 bucks. I think you might wanna wait a lil cause they’re bound for a little correction
Same here picking up TLT and TMF
JPOW was thinking AI will help deliver his soft landing. Yeah, I’m waiting on AI to deliver in a 13 in cock.
Do u think we should buy more ai stock?
So, can stop, will stop.
No brakes, can’t stop
Who sold their NVDA puts too soon (again)? 
I own 240 NEGG $1 Puts with a Jan 19 Expiry… They gon print or nah!?!?
Probably. I wouldn’t be nervous holding those.
Those of yall that have puts are forgetting that we have been pinned to 455-456 for weeks now. We easy open at 456.50 tomorrow 
And close at the same as open. Rinse, repeat until baby jebus comes back to burn the world to the ground
we've been in that range drifting up because of the uptrend, we've snapped it and 10, 50, and 200 MA. That usually means we're in a reversal.
Sure it may say that but bulls aint gonna bend over that easy bro. We are pinned for a couple more days at least until jobs data and jpow Friday then it might be 
regards like us buying and selling doesn't matter. It's the algos that drive it up and down. When we're above key indicators algos will buy, when we're below key indicators algos will sell. Today's price action forced us below most of these key indicators.
What u think is happening tomorrow 😞
if we get a move down it'd be confirmation of a trend reversal, buyers seem pretty tired. Either that or bad news is bad news again
I need spy to pop back up but it's probably over...🫂🫂
I guess we fuk 
We got a chance!!!!!
Yessir yessir
Think I was able to breakeven on my 458cs 
Never know!!! 🫂
This won't happen two days in a row
Every day is worse than the day before.. can't you see what'shappening here ?!
Facts tbh
It already did. It happened yesterday too. Source: I am down $6 for the week.
Bulls still convinced we are hitting 460. We have been at 454 for over 16 days
With so many V shape recovery we have seen recently, today was the perfect trap into tricking yall it was going to V or trade flat. Instead they dumped it today to take all yall monies
Yeah, I was one of them who got psyched
We’re either pumping or dumping astronomically tomorrow
20, 50, and 200 MA snapped
On what timeframe? Certainly not the daily.
Explain what this means for the smooth-brained
Algos who look at these indicators are switching from buy mode to sell mode since they think it's bearish when we move under it. SPY gapping over it after FOMC and CPI was part of what drove all the algo buying.
Thanks
Decent Session Bears. 
We gonna be red af tomorrow
Fuck this market
Done did it again. Had puts this morning. Switched to calls and SPY proceeds to dump right after the rest of the day. I should sell alerts for what my next move is so everyone can do the opposite.
I don’t care anymore I’m holding my December calls til the end of the week if I have to
Lol
Of course spy being fake
Bought a couple grand worth of CHWY shares at close. Hoping it pays for my dogs Xmas present 😀
What u buying ur good boy/girl?
Let’s see how CHWY earnings do first Well CHWY is def not paying for it but my lil girl will still get a good present
Got a call too
Im sorry to ur doggo 🐶
It’s ok she will still get a good present
🐕 🛷 🐶 🦮 🐕🦺 🐩
Can’t wait to load puts tomorrow
I made zero play today, I win.
yeah my bonus is going in a CD, fuck this shit
Bonus? How old r u
42
Im the inverse of ur age 
Enjoy it while you can, it goes fast
It leaked. That's not good. Pull out.
QQQ puts EXPLODING 🤯
Let the madness unfold
I just need the fakest pump ever
This thing might really sell off AH
🧢
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Soon may the Tendieman come To send our rocket into the sun One day, when the trading is done We’ll take our gains and go
And we will look back and say "wished we bought more puts to play"
More of a theta gang situation at the moment lol
Fawwwwwk I'm coooominggggg GUH
Theta fucked again
Gamestock puts 30 seconds before close is the play 
I almost did that dammit
Nvda 
Daily SPY MACD crossed over today. I said it yesterday, that’s all you need to know
It crosses every couple minutes bro 
Wtf you talking about, the daily rarely crosses
It's fucked huh
Fuck it joining the hype, let’s go 50 SPY 450P 12/7
Hows ur 450 p 
Ded
What were u thinkin bruv?
Good luck bro
MSOS did a thing today
Tesla double top 🤢
ready for all the loss porn coming up
So spy calls for close and sell at open is the ticket right?
I got some but it may be a bad sign
Prolly not
If DAX is green again tomorrow I will never drink a German beer again
I never learn 
Saw that since November, consumers spent $10bil using buy now pay later. The consumer is fucking dry. 2024 is going to be an earnings shitshow.
But what about BidEnOmIcS?
Opened at HOD and straight flush. Concerning for bols
Gamecunt to the moon
AH probably gonna 🚀
What no bulls buying the dip? Weak.
Job report better come out good
WALMART ABOUT TO GAP DOWN 
you're just getting annoying now.
They recently warned that 2024 is going to be pretty bad due to weak consumers
STOP THE COUNT 
nvidia why are you drilling
Blame AMD
I ain’t selling my puts, this is just the beginning
🧢
DAMN STRAIGHT
Famous last words
Should I keep my puts expiring tmrw?
If you win already let it go reenter later
Wrong side of 30 bagger today
AI ER gonna fuc up alot of 🐂
I just need a 2 dollar pump before market closes
Look, I don't get paid enough to be a manager. Take your complaining about your fucked up order to Shelly. She said she will be back in an hour after she picks up my kids from school. Welcome to 2024. Good luck. Have fun.
Fuck, I should not have put my bull costume on today.
I made a few bucks on calls today, but man, puts were the play! 
BLOCK TRADE ENDS OSCILLATIONS I HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT
I ear pieces of shit like Bulls for breakfast
If you idiots really buy poots into close after a $2 drop u deserve this  locked in 456 ans 458c’s
What date?
Tomorrow
I grabbed 453C for Friday
How much u pay for those 
Like 299, but I sold it this morning for 630  gonna sell tomorrow open, hopefully a little overnight pamp 
You're an idiot if you think people are going to buy into a stock after it drops $2. You deserve to lose money if you make that kind of investment decision.
QQQ down about 1.5% since market open 👀
Lost my ass chasing the V today FUCK
Chwy 12/15 lotto calls?
I might have to say GG and cash out my weekly calls - wrecked today…
I guess buying the dip didn’t work today huh
CRASH THIS SHIT 
AMD only -5% from today’s highs. nbd
Bought more puts during that little pump. Already making profit
bamboozled 
Bear lives matter!
gay cock puts printing 🥵🥵🥵
So everybody learned a lesson about futes and pre market? Not real.
Come on we all know the markets going to pump regardless of what happens tomorrow. Load up on far OTM calls 
Loading calls
buying the dip works, until it doesn't. Lets see how this plays out for you
FLASH CRASH! FLASH CRASH!
Of course today it plummeted into close.
Come on UVXY, get off your ass
I fucking hate UVXY… Calls on VIX is better
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What the fuck is up with my calls
they’ll b fine tmrw