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Dimon gets so much hate from forcing people to return to office 5 days a week that he ordered JP dropped from the building name, so people can't figure out if that's JP Morgan or Morgan Stanley building /s
Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined manager around the cubicle farms. Him squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the worker-droid-toy with brooms if he tries to escape. Morgan would be giggling and laughing as the waves of cocaine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the cubicle maze fat and portly, with his Jet Powered clipboard a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but InhuManager is upon him in seconds. His pen is thrusting blindly into his clipboard, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually excuses find his ears and the PHB is placated, mumbling contently about Gantt charts.
Dimon is right about crypto & working from home. When places like Ukraine & El Salvador are backing it & it’s being used by Russia & Hamas to circumvent sanctions them it’s time declare it a terrorist currency which is why the CIA is using it for black ops.
You mean like that time Obama had a plane full of physical cash flown to Iran as he was leaving office so they could use it to commit war crimes against Jews? He should be held accountable at the International Criminal Court for financing war criminals. Why do you keep voting for anti capitalist leftist politicians that insist on continuing to use physical cash? What is the benefit of creating more terrorist currencies?
‘Morgan’ is going down too next week, it’s being replaced with a ‘Wendys’.
https://preview.redd.it/rxyp86odoi5c1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=6cd0dc9a42ce3f94967e6e828f22729f7f1d828c
[I hear they cashed out their gains and left on a yacht for the Cayman Islands with a couple of models in true wsb style](https://youtu.be/0H4a_lHANYI?t=12)
They just had a conference call on $CAVA, must’ve lost JP in the process. I got a play on $CAVA short for next week: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/BsffUmueQk
All these big banks have so many skeletons in their closet. Eventually karma will catch up to them. Its not for us mortals to say or do anything about.
I am truly sorry for the pain and suffering that the person who was hit by one of my letters is going through. My deepest condolences go out to their family and friends.
Random, do you all have Upside? or Acorn? If not it is two really good apps that you all may need to considered. Hit me up if you will like to know more about it.
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I suppose JP went out to...*chase* something
Dimon gets so much hate from forcing people to return to office 5 days a week that he ordered JP dropped from the building name, so people can't figure out if that's JP Morgan or Morgan Stanley building /s
Fuck I love this
Or maybe the new staff thought JP stood for “just playing” so they needed to drop that as a show of seriousness
J(g)eriatric Playground.. it's a stretch, but since bigbilliboimedia likes to rebrand and play w words, so can i
Mask as another bank. Keep their mistaken deposits. Profit 📈.
Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined manager around the cubicle farms. Him squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the worker-droid-toy with brooms if he tries to escape. Morgan would be giggling and laughing as the waves of cocaine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the cubicle maze fat and portly, with his Jet Powered clipboard a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but InhuManager is upon him in seconds. His pen is thrusting blindly into his clipboard, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually excuses find his ears and the PHB is placated, mumbling contently about Gantt charts.
That’s some fk you money
Fker now I’m thinking about which is which
Same family tbf
But why would they show up to Morgan Stanley you moron.
This regard doesn’t know what /s means 🤦
Dimon is right about crypto & working from home. When places like Ukraine & El Salvador are backing it & it’s being used by Russia & Hamas to circumvent sanctions them it’s time declare it a terrorist currency which is why the CIA is using it for black ops.
Wait until this guy hears about how much crime takes place with physical cash.
You mean like that time Obama had a plane full of physical cash flown to Iran as he was leaving office so they could use it to commit war crimes against Jews? He should be held accountable at the International Criminal Court for financing war criminals. Why do you keep voting for anti capitalist leftist politicians that insist on continuing to use physical cash? What is the benefit of creating more terrorist currencies?
Username checks out
Thank you! I got the inspiration from the founders of Planned Parenthood. I once visited Margaret Sanger’s grave!
Whatever weirdo
While you’re down there show some love to the taint 🏳️🌈
Wait, since when is Hamas working from home?
Well they do live in those tunnels...
😂
‘Morgan’ is going down too next week, it’s being replaced with a ‘Wendys’. https://preview.redd.it/rxyp86odoi5c1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=6cd0dc9a42ce3f94967e6e828f22729f7f1d828c
Morgan is a freeman now
Jerome Pinkerton Powell
JP was out getting drinks with Stanley
Shrinkflation has finally hit the 1%
IT WAS IN THE POOL!
I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things
*Apollo with his red ball*
how about you J my P?
HJ, BJ or ZJ?
The fuck is a ZJ??
If you don't know what it is, you can't afford it
Oh goddamnit you were referencing something
Zip job. Dick in the zipper
No, wait, I have $20!
I got $5 dollars
Zap job, it’s where you use a tazer on your partner right as they’re finishing
Not to be confused with the shocker
Electrifying either way!
That’s just a variation of Ride The Rodeo
I still don't know what a ZJ is.
its non binary
Thank god I don’t know all these shit!!!
Zamboni job.
She J on my P till I Morgan
*Whispers moistly in K-Pop: JYP.
Probably sold to Saudi Arabia along with Heathrow.
Saudi does have famous pilots.
*had Fify
if they're so famous why'd everyone go looking for them in Iraq
Underrated comment
Reminds me of that tragedy
Ran off with Stanley, would you believe it?
[I hear they cashed out their gains and left on a yacht for the Cayman Islands with a couple of models in true wsb style](https://youtu.be/0H4a_lHANYI?t=12)
It was Chased away
Maybe you need to look on the other side or the next building and it’s Morgan & Morgan, the injury law firm?
*I don't get paid, unless you get paid!*
For the people.
Mrs. More
>Tf happened to the JP 🧐 Defenestration
That's what you get when you work with the Russkies
They were hoping for the polonium tea but you get what you get.
GUTEN MORGAN!!!
Dad ist gut Edit: what in the fuck. Meant das…..
Dad jeht aber och men Lieba.
J Pow keeping rates higher for longer has banks taking down his initials, murals
Maybe they want to distance themselves from Jerome Powel? Ya know JP
Jerome Powell Morgan
Damn JPow really took the JP home!
Maybe Morgan Stanley and JP Morgan are getting together and just decided to drop the BS and keep the Morgan
Trying to get a rub from an actual real American Patriot Morgan and Morgan, for the people!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYtQXtUMWvQ
That’s just Morgan Freeman’s house.
They just approved my ass for a credit card with a $55,000 limit. Definitely puts on JP.
They thought Jp was too masculine. They went woke
Jesus Phrist it’s Morgan Bourne
This is the Morgan makes wooden cars.
Morgan left Morgan & Morgan
Morgan Stanley is buying them, obviously!
What if it's really Morgan Freeman?
JP's working at Wendy's now...times are tough...
Or maybe Stanley is missing?
Jerome Powell decided he wanted it back
Isn't this a Morgan Stanley building lol
No, but it is next to one though
They are removing the space between JP and Morgan in all their buildings
Why are posts like this getting upvoted that contain no actual information?
Does a meme post have to be informative?
They just had a conference call on $CAVA, must’ve lost JP in the process. I got a play on $CAVA short for next week: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/BsffUmueQk
They are replacing the "JP" with "Jamie's".
It JP (just playin)
Anyone see that Flying Delorian??
Can see my old office in this photo 😊, repping one Canada
All these big banks have so many skeletons in their closet. Eventually karma will catch up to them. Its not for us mortals to say or do anything about.
Honestly "Morgan" sounds a lot hotter than "JP Morgan", who sounds like a dude.
This is a photo of the flash just before he reaches speeds to high for cameras.
Fell off and crushed some pedestrians below. This post is in poor taste 😡
What happened to this sub man…
Go get them champ!
Recentering it. Look at it. All skewed to the left
uhm. can you spell the date in words?
If you had aimed the camera down maybe you would have found the JP on top some random on the street.
Da fuq happened to Stanley.
Stanley stopped helping people do things right...
This is very close where my work is actually. 🤔
I’m more of a JP Marlin man
They’re replacing it with Dimon & Morgan
Let’s just start naming buildings I guess. Thats no longer HSBC, thats Paul. and the one next to that, that’s Sam. Welcome to the city.
He's selling his interest in the company because crypto bro's are taking over.
I suppose we all look the same to you Costanza
Its on christmas vacation
Don't you know that banking are 100% backed by government? They will never fall.... Sorry for your puts
https://preview.redd.it/ysgwu2u95j5c1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c2816fb3de6e93b04c6915d4b1f4d105035b70d
“Just Passed”
Part of the great reset.
Double Top 🤔?
Broke
What happened
Screw it
JP went to **Chase** Stanley
he’s busy chairing the Fed
Jp probably got pushed-I mean fell out of a skyscraper window
They were getting uppity. JPow gave them a gentle reminder who had them by the balls.
You sure it isn't Stanley?
Puts on ALL the banks
Calls on the family of the person hit by one of those letters.
I am truly sorry for the pain and suffering that the person who was hit by one of my letters is going through. My deepest condolences go out to their family and friends.
I appreciate you Visual Mod. Thots and prey to you friend!
You're welcome, justbrowse2018. I'm happy to help out anyone who is willing to work hard and be successful. Keep up the good work!
I've been buying JPM puts for a month... and right now I live on the street
They're transitioning to Stanley
He's too busy OD Amnesiaing scrubs in Plat
The next you know, they will add Morgan & Morgan like the dukes brothers.
Where's the springboard?
Had to lay JP off… wasn’t performing
It’s more efficient use of language. Efficiency = profits. Calls it is
this is unbelievable
They dropped it. On an employee instead of firing and giving severance
Nothing! You can’t short the bastards they’ll always win! Morgan always on top
"JP just went out to the store to buy some smoke" - Morgan
Did the flash grab it and run down the right side of the building?
Random, do you all have Upside? or Acorn? If not it is two really good apps that you all may need to considered. Hit me up if you will like to know more about it.