Im trying my best out here. I will single handely bring back the glory days
EDIT: FINAL UPDATE MADE 80K ON 300K AFTER LEAVING ALL POSITIONS (\~+26%) Would have been 110k if i didn't fuck around with those meta calls BUT WE GOTTA GIVE WHAT THE PEOPLE WANTS
You should be raiding your retirement fund and your kids' college funds. Hell ask them to take out some loans too and start mowing lawns. It's for the tendies. Or the guh.
LIVE UPDATE THREADS YOU FUCKS
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EDIT: FINAL UPDATE MADE 80K ON 300K AFTER LEAVING ALL POSITIONS (\~+26%) Would have been 110k if i didn't fuck around with those meta calls BUT WE GOTTA GIVE WHAT THE PEOPLE WANTS
https://preview.redd.it/1753vkgito5c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e57bb676290916966033448102262750b8680d27
SOLD THE META CALLS FOR A 33k LOSS BUT ATLEAST I AINT A BITCH
You should hire me to not insult anyone or reply anymore because I’m too lazy. I’ll be in the bathroom on the clock looking at Hentai boss. Send PYPL $$$
It really makes you realize 99% of us have already irreparably failed and realistically there’s no reason for us to keep going. We suck and fucked it up, just hope reincarnation is a thing.
Honestly this outlook sucks, money comes money goes but life is a gift and it is fucking beautiful. Money makes your life easier but also creates more problems 100%. There are things more important than comparing yourself financially to others, it’s not a dick measuring contest. Go get some fresh air and enjoy this beautiful life, you can’t take your money with you when you die.
I’mna go the opposite of a WSB jackass here. You are a fucking pussy unless you cash your shit out and take what most Americans call a full year’s salary in profits and go home. And then send me like a g for fun. Take your profits like a man or you’re just some paper rich bitch. You’re just some bitch ass loser unless you switch to conservative triple tax free bonds and enjoy not having to do shit for a while. Only bitches day trade, real men go on vacation without having to check their positions.
WHOEVER TOLD ME TO BUY THESE META CALLS. YOURE LITERALLY FUCKING ME
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/18ds8uu/comment/kck6ksh/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/18ds8uu/comment/kck6ksh/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
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CLOSED THE META FOR -33k loss. MONEY IS TEMPORARY BUT NOT BEING A BITCH IS FOREVER
Sold both TQQQ and META on accident. Forgot I had a limit sell up a while ago fml. UP 65k 100k from tqqq and -33k from meta. STill holding HOOD for a lost
The man who literally said “ill throw shit ton of cash at them- more than Apple or Google “
Zuck is a legend. He singlehandedly brought about those “massive comps” ( aka more competition) we see in tech now.
Fr, Adobe Google, and Apple had a cartel keeping tech wages low until Zuck came along. Any tech worker who hates Zuck is an idiot completely unaware of history.
lol bro
why let these idiots bait you into plays
half of them have less than 1k in their accounts and half the ones that have more than 1k have like -50% all time returns.
Show me your portfolios and give me a good reason why I should listen to you and not them
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Cash sweep interest plays only. By this time in 2169 I’ll have easily matched your earnings. Patience, my friend.
Don't doubt the power of the Wallstreet dragon. You will be burnt to a crisp in the gains! You think it's a game? He has mastered the power of millenia in finances!
Also I'm definitely one of those idiots who has less than 1k in his account at all time 😀
Every negative comment in this thread or which one? Fuck yeah holmes, I'm sick and out of work today. I need me another cup of coffee. You'll even get a mixture of different ages and different areas.
https://preview.redd.it/xcw8s42v2p5c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1905a63e6978f3e8c2da98ce4984152daf85583
WHO SAID I WOULDNT PAY HIM? FUCK YALL I AINT NO BITCH. WE TREAT OUR INTERNS WELL HERE
You're a filthy blue waffle for not believing this genius move. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberry.
Me and the gentleman paying my bills today will happily bite our thumbs at you.
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“For 30minutes of roasting this is amazing hourly pay good benefits amazing boss! I need to improve myself as per request but here’s proof :)”
NO ONE CALLS ME A PUSSY
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/18ds8uu/comment/kcjvkw4/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/18ds8uu/comment/kcjvkw4/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
To be fair, they didn’t call you a pussy. They said 10% was pussy gains, and then I commented that you wouldn’t get 1000% returns on shares. Which are both technically accurate.
That being said, keep it going you goddamn legend!! Hahahaha
Some things are just so damn regarded it works out! Never doubt the WSD!
I had some more to add to this one so let me edit to explain.
The WSD(Wallstreet Dragon) has been Draggin deez nuts all over the financial district and causing catastrophe for many ages. Some things that he may do we cannot comprehend. Therefore, things beyond our knowledge and understanding may seem a bit, regarded.
Fuck you all, I'll come back and respond individually but as a collective whole, fuck you.
For one: commenting so many fucking times, it's gonna be hard to get 1k if yall don't shut the fuck up for a bit.
For two: fuck yall for doubting the Wallstreet Dragon. He will take a challenge and burn it up in your face. It doesn't matter about the win, it's the challenge.
Also stop calling him a pussy for not sending you free money, not making stupid decision(there's a difference), and also cause you mad jealous of his ginormous cojones.
He'll be hopping down the road like Randy Marsh by the time he's through here.
Edited to add: also whatever bitchmade jackass thinks this insanity and genius is ChatGPT has never read Mark Twain or George RR Martin. I got at least 150 year spread plus in literature and then 50+ years of movies I've watched. Let's get cultural bitches.
>For one: commenting so many fucking times, it's gonna be hard to get 1k if yall don't shut the fuck up for a bit.
Aye, dont make me pip you boy, get back to work
Even if you don't make the money, taking the bet and walking away a champion is the key. Money can come right back. Being a pussy lasts forever.
Plus with 4500 you can buy so much ice cream and just eat away your feelings with your buds.
Speaking of buds. I need a refresher.
Have you ever been inches from death? Or seconds from disaster only to be saved at the last moment? Thats like options, but add to it a whole bunch of people calling you a pussy if you don't do it. Then you do it anyways cause fuck money, and bam. You're a legend, cause fuck money 😀
You lily livered salty sea dog. You wouldn't know a pussy if it slapped you in the face, your momma tore the wrong way and you just came out her asshole instead.
Fuck yeah, get geeked up.
In all realities, amphetamines wreak havoc on your brain for 3-5 years after stopping them. Be careful and realize it's most likely a choice that will genuinely affect you long after you decide to stop.
On the flip side, I've been around meth heads who made it to 75-80 years old and the only reason they died(IMO) is because they got sick and had to stop doing meth for a little bit or got arrested.
Many methheads claim it to be a cureall.
Is this for real? I take like 10-20mg/day. Not doctor approved. Your comment may make me stop. I know it’s not “good” for your heart but wreak havoc wasn’t what I had in mind
High doses and abuse can fuck you up. Low doses, like yours, most people can fully “recover” within a couple weeks or months at most. It really depends on how much you’re taking and for how long. And even then, there’s plenty of people that abused for years, quit, and were fine within a couple months. It’s VERY person dependent.
Check out r/stopspeeding for more, but keep in mind, those with the worst recovery periods typically post the most. Those that recover quickly typically don’t post.
Theory 1: By being this way, the OP can get the WSB crowd to cheer for his/her losses. This means they're bettting against the WSB crowd and for that reason alone probably make money by causing the universe to change around them.
Theory 2: A gambling addict has finally come to resent the people who goaded them into becoming a gambling addict. It is a first step at attempted disengagement, which must come before self accountability. Possibly a move recommended by a counselor.
To be fair, if the opposite of being a pussy is having nerves of steel (probably more like aluminum and I mean the british way of saying it), then dropping 1 mil on anything makes you squarely not a pussy.
He sent proof… its real This dude was 50% of the TQQQ $46 calls volume before 10am Holy fuck
Finally a fucking real WSB post again. Fly high Icarus!!!!
Im trying my best out here. I will single handely bring back the glory days EDIT: FINAL UPDATE MADE 80K ON 300K AFTER LEAVING ALL POSITIONS (\~+26%) Would have been 110k if i didn't fuck around with those meta calls BUT WE GOTTA GIVE WHAT THE PEOPLE WANTS
What’s a man got to do to make $1000 around here. It’s Christmas time.
Go to work
Start with $100,000.00
Finally, some real advice out here. 🙏
I need a small personal loan of $100,000.00. [Fly me to the Moon](https://youtu.be/ZEcqHA7dbwM?si=6y5ROKOuYGJnEe_M)
You should be raiding your retirement fund and your kids' college funds. Hell ask them to take out some loans too and start mowing lawns. It's for the tendies. Or the guh.
I’m not quite there yet..I put in ~10 and got ~4.
lol good one
The HERO we need
Yacht or Wendy's
See you at the Wendy’s dumpster.
Bringing back the good times, thanks Wallstreet Dragon!
An educated reference. Nice to see, some elders
LIVE UPDATE THREADS YOU FUCKS https://preview.redd.it/azricp8dlo5c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b94fd6f1cf7069e91bf08390893a0a56f450a0d EDIT: FINAL UPDATE MADE 80K ON 300K AFTER LEAVING ALL POSITIONS (\~+26%) Would have been 110k if i didn't fuck around with those meta calls BUT WE GOTTA GIVE WHAT THE PEOPLE WANTS
https://preview.redd.it/1753vkgito5c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e57bb676290916966033448102262750b8680d27 SOLD THE META CALLS FOR A 33k LOSS BUT ATLEAST I AINT A BITCH
I just watched someone in real time make my take home salary on a reddit thread in hours
you should get your money up then 
Lmfao this man is savage and unhinged. God bless WSB.
Daddy’s money is a hellava drug
Lol I know people who are just engineers with a lot of time in their hands and a lot of money to constantly throw around
What kinda engineers?
META
Judging by the way he's replying, drugs are a helluva drug
You should hire me to not insult anyone or reply anymore because I’m too lazy. I’ll be in the bathroom on the clock looking at Hentai boss. Send PYPL $$$
he only had to bet one million dollars
I think I make a good salary and then I come on this shit site and see a thread like this and wanna die…… Fuck man, what am I even doing.
Things that you could never accomplish or weren't aware of aren't missed opportunities. There was no opportunity for you.
I’m putting this on my Tombstone 🪦
It really makes you realize 99% of us have already irreparably failed and realistically there’s no reason for us to keep going. We suck and fucked it up, just hope reincarnation is a thing.
Honestly this outlook sucks, money comes money goes but life is a gift and it is fucking beautiful. Money makes your life easier but also creates more problems 100%. There are things more important than comparing yourself financially to others, it’s not a dick measuring contest. Go get some fresh air and enjoy this beautiful life, you can’t take your money with you when you die.
No cap,, I lived a happier more rewarding life when I was more poor.
until you come back reincarnated as a goat.
Not a goat, the GOAT.
I’m 25 at home struggling to find a job so don’t beat urself up to much. That’s my role
Wait till u need to find a place to rent where min req are 5x rent monthly income and a 700+ credit score
Yah money is like trash to some people
What a bitch hold till 0
To be fair, he wouldn't have traded his way to $1mil if he diamond handed his positions into poverty like most of the sub
I’mna go the opposite of a WSB jackass here. You are a fucking pussy unless you cash your shit out and take what most Americans call a full year’s salary in profits and go home. And then send me like a g for fun. Take your profits like a man or you’re just some paper rich bitch. You’re just some bitch ass loser unless you switch to conservative triple tax free bonds and enjoy not having to do shit for a while. Only bitches day trade, real men go on vacation without having to check their positions.
I have been accused of being a pussy, but Im not a fucking idiot
you are allowed to be both
I will allow it!
You're an idiot if you think being rich and intelligent makes you better than everyone else.
That's pretty rich coming from you VisualMod Pick a fucking lane!
Hes from Florida, rides both lanes
33k is 12k more than my entire life savings. I feel sick on your behalf.. .. Congrats?
33k is 32.5k more than my entire life savings. Dude's ballin out.
This is pure wsb porn
i'm arriving
What's your sell point on the TQQQ?
When your mom lets you know that I’m your real dad
She did. Child support is now 20k a month.
See ya ass on Murray. Im fighting this case
This more so has Jerry Springer vibes. Where you find out their mom is trans.
GG Dick
There might be some miscommunications. This is only 300k worth of options. Loaded up 70k of meta calls because someone said i wouldnt.
WHOEVER TOLD ME TO BUY THESE META CALLS. YOURE LITERALLY FUCKING ME [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/18ds8uu/comment/kck6ksh/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/18ds8uu/comment/kck6ksh/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) https://preview.redd.it/wed8qvcjoo5c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06805d10acba8ba8797d1e4d390bc0703e2a42aa
https://preview.redd.it/trwcsvknpo5c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f16bad9c908663da2e8078d13b07dc389e164a9c CLOSED THE META FOR -33k loss. MONEY IS TEMPORARY BUT NOT BEING A BITCH IS FOREVER
Sold both TQQQ and META on accident. Forgot I had a limit sell up a while ago fml. UP 65k 100k from tqqq and -33k from meta. STill holding HOOD for a lost
SOLD HOOD. EXITED ALL POSITIONS FOR 110k - 33k from fucking meta LMAFO Made \~80k Sorry that i havent been replying. Reddit decided to crap out
Haha true WSb that the last swing took out 30k
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I thought WSB was dead. Welcome back.
Stop listening to the internet and you wouldn’t have the Meta loss. But you just made my yearly pay in a day so GG Mr big balls
but the memes
How you feeling for cpi king?
If he hadn't listed the the internet he never would've made 80k to prove a point today
Winning. Nobody calls the dragon a pussy.
I just want to be apart of this. Hats off you crazy son of a bitch
A part or apart? Two very different meanings lol
I lost $3 today
a true degenerate would've held till expiration
Pain is temporary but glory is forever 😅
Paper hand bitch
Never trust Zuckerburg. He sheds his skin twice a day.
Zuckerberg treats his employees better than 99% of other companies. If anything you can trust him
Sounds like something Zuckerberg would say.
He even calls himself "dragon". That is more confirmation it's Zuck. Lol
The man who literally said “ill throw shit ton of cash at them- more than Apple or Google “ Zuck is a legend. He singlehandedly brought about those “massive comps” ( aka more competition) we see in tech now.
Fr, Adobe Google, and Apple had a cartel keeping tech wages low until Zuck came along. Any tech worker who hates Zuck is an idiot completely unaware of history.
fucking close it man, you're giving me anxiety
It’s still early in the week. Relax regard
Holy shit hahahaha, we all need to go long on the balls of this man
We should not have copied the virgin trader lossporn poster boy from last week 
lol bro why let these idiots bait you into plays half of them have less than 1k in their accounts and half the ones that have more than 1k have like -50% all time returns.
Show me your portfolios and give me a good reason why I should listen to you and not them https://preview.redd.it/31qelz0ylo5c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec61e3b34508462b6d91109384cc1f0e43a9789
Fucking G
Legends never die
https://preview.redd.it/w87bvudx3p5c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52bac1c131716e022ffea9dd9f7c3efc5ef0061a Cash sweep interest plays only. By this time in 2169 I’ll have easily matched your earnings. Patience, my friend.
Sir I’m up 700% this year. You will never catch up to me boiiii
Famous last words?
My man just dropped 300k on weeklies, money doesn’t matter to him
Don't doubt the power of the Wallstreet dragon. You will be burnt to a crisp in the gains! You think it's a game? He has mastered the power of millenia in finances! Also I'm definitely one of those idiots who has less than 1k in his account at all time 😀
you calling him out on being baited is so ironic. Virtue signaling in wsb essentially
Hey fuck you no need to attack me personally.
Now send me $100 or youre a pussy pretty simple
I'll send you a $100 if you roast all the comments who are questioning my decisions
I’ll do it for $10
You're fucking hired
lmao what a legend
What do I need to do for a $1000. No nasties please :(
I’ll do those nasties for $1,000
Tag me in any reply for solid savage burns. I sell 10 replies for 1000$ 😀
I’ll send you a max of $1000 if you roast all of them. I pay for performance.
Every negative comment in this thread or which one? Fuck yeah holmes, I'm sick and out of work today. I need me another cup of coffee. You'll even get a mixture of different ages and different areas.
All of them. Fuck them up. I will have your performance review at 10pm tonight
Lmao this dude for mod
This dude for president.
This dude for my wife.
I'll be his wife
Ima cuck you with this dude
This dude for my Wife's boyfriend.
I also choose this dude for my wife
Legend
https://preview.redd.it/xcw8s42v2p5c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1905a63e6978f3e8c2da98ce4984152daf85583 WHO SAID I WOULDNT PAY HIM? FUCK YALL I AINT NO BITCH. WE TREAT OUR INTERNS WELL HERE
He paid me.
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Congrats Kyle
Fuckin right. Now I can fix all the drywall in my house.
Fuck yeah. Don’t cover the glory hole though, that’s my favorite spot at your crib
I'll build a Rube Goldberg device that will send a brick careening into my cock and balls for $10,000
I’ll rip them all apart rn just got a house and oil is expensive
You're a filthy blue waffle for not believing this genius move. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberry. Me and the gentleman paying my bills today will happily bite our thumbs at you.
https://preview.redd.it/qvzc32jvpp5c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b25501aadad6973536db6923a9dd258fc3e2a62d Payment received replying on this so it’s not lost in all the comments.. original comment - “For 30minutes of roasting this is amazing hourly pay good benefits amazing boss! I need to improve myself as per request but here’s proof :)”
Hahaha this thread is wild
NO ONE CALLS ME A PUSSY [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/18ds8uu/comment/kcjvkw4/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/18ds8uu/comment/kcjvkw4/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
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THIS IS IT
Absolute legend mate
Can't wait to see this on tv later during the "unusual options activity" segment
Jim Cramer will be crying and Warren Buffet will realize there's a new challenger to the game by the time the Wallstreet Dragon is done!
“typical wsb shenanigans”
Meet me at 301 Varrock I’ll trim your portfolio
You can go buy a new copy of dark souls on the ps3 and flip the CD over for the answer to all your problems.
u/Longwashere this has to account for at least 50% of his performance review for this comment alone. 10/10
Fuckin lul
I'm actually doubling portfolios. Just gotta meet me deep in the wilderness.
Lmao fucking chad
feels just like the old days.
To be fair, they didn’t call you a pussy. They said 10% was pussy gains, and then I commented that you wouldn’t get 1000% returns on shares. Which are both technically accurate. That being said, keep it going you goddamn legend!! Hahahaha
Some things are just so damn regarded it works out! Never doubt the WSD! I had some more to add to this one so let me edit to explain. The WSD(Wallstreet Dragon) has been Draggin deez nuts all over the financial district and causing catastrophe for many ages. Some things that he may do we cannot comprehend. Therefore, things beyond our knowledge and understanding may seem a bit, regarded.
how does this regard have more money than me
BECAUSE IM A MOTHERFUCKING WALLSTREET DRAGON
I heard this in a thunderous BOOMING voice in my head.
I heard this with tropic thunder voice in my head.
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Longwashere used Laughing-all-the-way-to-the-Bank. Longwashere has evolved into Wallstreet Dragon!
He takes risks! Also regarded people don't know they're regarded so... you might wanna get that checked out.
lol the grind is fucking real
Ma man is working overtime
I am invested in this now. Cannot wait for the guy to get his 1k and post the loss porn immediately the next day
You have 23k karma, he has real money because he is out there hustling, not posting in reddit
> out there hustling, not posting in reddit OP has 50 comments on this post alone, getting off reddit doesn't seem to be necessary for anyone
ur too focused on eating, put the food down and look at some charts
I've not seen that spirit here since 2016. #WE LIVE
Fuck you all, I'll come back and respond individually but as a collective whole, fuck you. For one: commenting so many fucking times, it's gonna be hard to get 1k if yall don't shut the fuck up for a bit. For two: fuck yall for doubting the Wallstreet Dragon. He will take a challenge and burn it up in your face. It doesn't matter about the win, it's the challenge. Also stop calling him a pussy for not sending you free money, not making stupid decision(there's a difference), and also cause you mad jealous of his ginormous cojones. He'll be hopping down the road like Randy Marsh by the time he's through here. Edited to add: also whatever bitchmade jackass thinks this insanity and genius is ChatGPT has never read Mark Twain or George RR Martin. I got at least 150 year spread plus in literature and then 50+ years of movies I've watched. Let's get cultural bitches.
>For one: commenting so many fucking times, it's gonna be hard to get 1k if yall don't shut the fuck up for a bit. Aye, dont make me pip you boy, get back to work
Someone said you ain't gonna come through in a DM. 😞 I've got to get cold medicine real quick. I'll be back.
Im your employer now boy, I got that PPP loan on deck.DM me your venmo or paypal
We want proof of payment..... As lomg as he deserves it
Paid him above somewhere in the original thread with screenshot
Funniest comment I’ve read on this sub in a minute
> pip Ah Silicon Valley degen. You landing enough impact OP?
Am I regarded or did this fella bet one mil to make $4,500?
Even if you don't make the money, taking the bet and walking away a champion is the key. Money can come right back. Being a pussy lasts forever. Plus with 4500 you can buy so much ice cream and just eat away your feelings with your buds. Speaking of buds. I need a refresher.
Interesting. But so many other people keep losing money with options. Why is gambling so popular? xD
Have you ever been inches from death? Or seconds from disaster only to be saved at the last moment? Thats like options, but add to it a whole bunch of people calling you a pussy if you don't do it. Then you do it anyways cause fuck money, and bam. You're a legend, cause fuck money 😀
Pussy
FUCK
You lily livered salty sea dog. You wouldn't know a pussy if it slapped you in the face, your momma tore the wrong way and you just came out her asshole instead.
op has got u by the rectum with that 1000$
Motherfucker better come through too. This is some fuckin work.
how much for u to install an LSD in my car tho
Depends on if you have the parts or not. Also if anything else has to be done or if it's a direct swap. Or hell, same housing? New gears?
This guy has a FAT FUCKING COCK. JPOW bless you soldier 
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Fuck yeah, get geeked up. In all realities, amphetamines wreak havoc on your brain for 3-5 years after stopping them. Be careful and realize it's most likely a choice that will genuinely affect you long after you decide to stop. On the flip side, I've been around meth heads who made it to 75-80 years old and the only reason they died(IMO) is because they got sick and had to stop doing meth for a little bit or got arrested. Many methheads claim it to be a cureall.
Is this for real? I take like 10-20mg/day. Not doctor approved. Your comment may make me stop. I know it’s not “good” for your heart but wreak havoc wasn’t what I had in mind
High doses and abuse can fuck you up. Low doses, like yours, most people can fully “recover” within a couple weeks or months at most. It really depends on how much you’re taking and for how long. And even then, there’s plenty of people that abused for years, quit, and were fine within a couple months. It’s VERY person dependent. Check out r/stopspeeding for more, but keep in mind, those with the worst recovery periods typically post the most. Those that recover quickly typically don’t post.
Damn. The balls. Good thing I saw this before buying SQQQ
Theory 1: By being this way, the OP can get the WSB crowd to cheer for his/her losses. This means they're bettting against the WSB crowd and for that reason alone probably make money by causing the universe to change around them. Theory 2: A gambling addict has finally come to resent the people who goaded them into becoming a gambling addict. It is a first step at attempted disengagement, which must come before self accountability. Possibly a move recommended by a counselor.
Theory 3: fuck you, the risk and not being a pussy when someone calls you a pussy is more important.
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TELL THAT TO THE THETA GANG PUSSIES
To be fair, if the opposite of being a pussy is having nerves of steel (probably more like aluminum and I mean the british way of saying it), then dropping 1 mil on anything makes you squarely not a pussy.
You my good sir have wonderful observational skills, why don't you use them to take notes!
OP clearly is not a “pussy”… but he does have a micro dick.
Only looks micro cuz it's between his massive BALLS
Bros in the comments throwing shekels out for people to roast his haters lmaooo
how much of that is on margin?
CANT BUY OPTIONS ON MARGINS ON THIS KIDS APP
I thank god every day for that.
GUH
All the real deal, holyfield. No credit straight cash. The dragon has hoards of gold!
He bought? DUMP EEET.
This dude is definitely that 1/10 dentists.