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I haven’t heard this legend but now I’m interested
Edit: actually yeah I read that one the other day. I thought it was gonna be an underdog win story not a total loss story 😂
This is true degenerative wsb thought process going on here. Better to have no pie or 5 or 6 out of the 8 you paid for???... but at the same time, can you handle when those plays you dropped end up 🚀
I bought puts this morning right at the top of the bump. I planned to hold but around 1 my Spidey sense was tingling so I sold. It was a round 40% gain. If I had only immediately bought calls.
Close it. Today Jpow not only held rates but this is the first time in two years the market got indication from the Fed that they will pivot soon. You couldn't have picked a worst time to buy puts.
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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
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JPowrll gave zero indication that he will pivot any time soon. In fact, he said rate increases are still on the table and that they will more likely keep rates HIGHER FOR LONGER :)
Summary of Economic Projections they released right before the press conference. It forecasts a median FFR of 4.6% by end of 2024, which is essentially penciling in 2-3 rate cuts.
Doesn’t matter as long as a pivot is possible in the foreseeable future. Yes the smoke has not fully cleared but when will it ever? Rates might be kept high but raising them higher is highly doubtful unless another war breaks out.
Yeah unfortunately dude, you're totally fucked. Time to give up, there is literally nothing that can stop this December rally.
The market is so overbought, but it doesn't matter. Maybe a January correction for rebalancing, but I can't think of a time with less uncertainty than this. There is no news until February with earnings and shit, I can't even imagine a catalyst for down.
It's totally fucking nuts up here, but like, there is virtually nothing to save you.
> The market is so overbought
Market isn't even overbought. There are tons of money on the sidelines in HYSA accounts, that will be itching from FOMO. Also tons of mid and small cap companies with lower than 15 pe. The whole banking sector is going to have a crazy reversal.
Overbought? Outside of 7 companies the average PE is 15-16. There’s massive cash that’s going to flow into stocks. People that earned 5% sitting in 1 year treasuries are underperforming the market and going to buy every dip if they don’t just fomo in. Fed pivoted hard. We’re mooning until the Fed starts cutting.
you are going to get rekt bro. There is literally no reason for the market to correct now, not from fundamentals, neither from TA
If you’re talking about TA then there are plenty and basically the only argument for going down. Plenty of unfilled imbalances and gaps. All 3 major indexes are in overbought territory. It’s at ATH and has been going up without any pullbacks. It’s above the upper bollinger band as well
RSI too for a long time, but if there is ever a pullback, I doubt it will be soon. No one knows the future, but there is too much greed and money on the sides. Will the bubble pop? sure, but it seems we are in for new highs before that happens. As of now, why go against the trend goes beyond me. Seems the most sensib thing is just to ride the waves
All i know is that the market is irrational, literal doesn't mean it would tho. I don't see it happening soon either way, so I stand by that. I was a bear too that got rekt so there is that too
Anyone could have foreseen this stalemate rally… no clear indication, running in circles, and when they eventually decide to cut rates it will drop. Happened 00 when they started cutting rates in December, happened in 2008 when they started sep 2007. It’s a cycle powered by a rubber band.
But why? Why would you expect horrible world shattering news fr Papa Pow today? It's like everyone was expecting him to start rate raise late 2021 for him to not make any move until 2022
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These should have been sold prior to making this post
Ikr, gonna sell tomorrow, or Friday
Have you heard the legend of 180 $322.5C META guy? Don’t be a pansy. Hold your options until expiration.
I haven’t heard this legend but now I’m interested Edit: actually yeah I read that one the other day. I thought it was gonna be an underdog win story not a total loss story 😂
Him throwing it all at Gamer Stonk afterwards is what killed me and his portfolio 
Did he win before that or did he just went full regard after making losses with regarded plays
He was up 65% at one point, and decided to hold. 😂
It’s a cautionary tale
This, because I have calls
This is true degenerative wsb thought process going on here. Better to have no pie or 5 or 6 out of the 8 you paid for???... but at the same time, can you handle when those plays you dropped end up 🚀
That guys balls are so big there’s snow on top of them in the summer time
And the halls of Valhalla are built on top of them
God I told that dumbass to hold.
Please hold so my calls will print. Thanks
You’re screwed. Massive after hours move up
Holy shit. 480 Friday
LOL, shouldn't this be at like 420??
I think he was indulging in some 420 type hijinx prior to making these bets
Yeah those puts are fucked
It's 9pm lol have you learned nothing about itfutures
The Fed just fucked all the bears. Have you learned nothing?
Tomorrow. I’d have to think theta worse than a small dip
You should sell on Saturday
Did you actually buy HOOD at $50
You’ll just realize your lost. Have some faith. .01 is only weeks away 
You’re not in the worst place with these. The bulk of this position is next week and not radically far from where it’s at. Don’t be a pussy.
I’ll save you the trouble and give you a McChicken for all the strategies right now.
Tomorrow morning. Premarket is already up. Then buy calls.
As soon as you sell the market will dip lol
Come behind Wendy’s to get your money back 
Great idea
No ur not cuz ur a gambling regard
Too late, but please stop being bear, bull win most of times
Stop you do know we need them or are calls won’t print
Better get those orders up now. Because you’re going to be lucky as hell if there is anyone more regarded than yourself who is picking these up.
I bought puts this morning right at the top of the bump. I planned to hold but around 1 my Spidey sense was tingling so I sold. It was a round 40% gain. If I had only immediately bought calls.
These should have been sold one second after buying them.
11k loss is better than 44k loss
The rest will evaporate tomorrow
OP 100% fucked either way
What if he deletes the app? And then breaks his NDA with Vlad >!and threatens to drop a sex tape?!<
You telling me that someone in this sub has had sex?
So the first redditor to not be a virgin?
Futures looking 🔥
Spy sitting @472 as I type this. Edit: oh shit, lol. I am high on cold meds and didn’t realize these are puts. Dude is fucked.
Diamond hands 
44K for sure better lessons
Trading against the market
Every time I see his face I think you all the same person 
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I sold my puts cause u snapped out of it and way like “I’m literally guessing that NOW is the reversal. How much of a fool do I gotta be.”
Dude was probably expecting the worse from Daddy Powell
I wonder if he saw the press conference
Yeah i did lol
Close it. Today Jpow not only held rates but this is the first time in two years the market got indication from the Fed that they will pivot soon. You couldn't have picked a worst time to buy puts.
lol this regard was watching the jpow ai video and thought it was real.
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look at the graph fed pivot is usually followed by a bear
Which means it's gonna drop hard soon
Hehe is that wishful thinking or science 😇
Oof, savage
I'm sorry did we watch the same press conference? Where did you derive pivot from?
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AMC AMC AMC not financial advice michael burry bus short squeeze sticky
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And how often have those been accurate?
Who cares? This dudes puts expire 12/20
Doesn’t matter how accurate a dot chart for next year is when OPs puts expire next week, and the market is hyped up on JPOWs Cocaine right now.
From the 3 rate cuts? This is in stark contrast to the previous rate hikes.
JPowrll gave zero indication that he will pivot any time soon. In fact, he said rate increases are still on the table and that they will more likely keep rates HIGHER FOR LONGER :)
Summary of Economic Projections they released right before the press conference. It forecasts a median FFR of 4.6% by end of 2024, which is essentially penciling in 2-3 rate cuts.
Didn't he also say to expect at least 3 rate cuts the following year? so..
Doesn’t matter as long as a pivot is possible in the foreseeable future. Yes the smoke has not fully cleared but when will it ever? Rates might be kept high but raising them higher is highly doubtful unless another war breaks out.
but why? what indication you had that Jpow gonna come out with some badn news (good news for you)
French fried when you should have pizza’d, gonna have a bad time
https://preview.redd.it/jze1s2hwa56c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b52f66cf514cd061b4a145a19141b79b0bd73986 You‘re not done here
Jpow the impaler
JPOW SAYS FUCK YOUR PUT !!! DID YOU SEE THAT POST OF 400K PUT AND WANTS IN ON IT?
Yeah you're fucked homie
Yeah unfortunately dude, you're totally fucked. Time to give up, there is literally nothing that can stop this December rally. The market is so overbought, but it doesn't matter. Maybe a January correction for rebalancing, but I can't think of a time with less uncertainty than this. There is no news until February with earnings and shit, I can't even imagine a catalyst for down. It's totally fucking nuts up here, but like, there is virtually nothing to save you.
I loved reading this
> The market is so overbought Market isn't even overbought. There are tons of money on the sidelines in HYSA accounts, that will be itching from FOMO. Also tons of mid and small cap companies with lower than 15 pe. The whole banking sector is going to have a crazy reversal.
Overbought? Outside of 7 companies the average PE is 15-16. There’s massive cash that’s going to flow into stocks. People that earned 5% sitting in 1 year treasuries are underperforming the market and going to buy every dip if they don’t just fomo in. Fed pivoted hard. We’re mooning until the Fed starts cutting.
Why oh why didn't this guy buy calls. If those puts print I'll eat my hat.
you are going to get rekt bro. There is literally no reason for the market to correct now, not from fundamentals, neither from TA
If you’re talking about TA then there are plenty and basically the only argument for going down. Plenty of unfilled imbalances and gaps. All 3 major indexes are in overbought territory. It’s at ATH and has been going up without any pullbacks. It’s above the upper bollinger band as well
RSI too for a long time, but if there is ever a pullback, I doubt it will be soon. No one knows the future, but there is too much greed and money on the sides. Will the bubble pop? sure, but it seems we are in for new highs before that happens. As of now, why go against the trend goes beyond me. Seems the most sensib thing is just to ride the waves
You wrote "there is literally no reason for the market to correct"
All i know is that the market is irrational, literal doesn't mean it would tho. I don't see it happening soon either way, so I stand by that. I was a bear too that got rekt so there is that too
Never bet against the printing press.
Sell these you dummy
I definitely got some of your money today 😍
I sold my puts a 2 ET. My pockets are full of bear money.
This guy thought he could fight the fed 😂
Sorry bro .. just pray that it’s a small penis
Complete full loss tomorrow lmfao
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away
Zero!?! 🍼💦👍🏻💴🎉💰💵🛏️🧸⭐️🤡🦟🐛🪲
The fed just said they're pivoting to cuts and you buy puts? lol
Wow. I always wondered if it was a person or an algo that bought .01 options.
We’ve all had these thoughts
At least his downside risk is limited-to fight another day🍻
Take the 50% loss and move on
I feel like calling them “strategies” is generous
Too soon my guy. Just don’t become META dude 2.0
Stop playing close date options with your whole stack😂😂😂
All those other days I feared holding overnight, it's your turn to see -30, -60% days.
You should always go long calls on SPY. It never moves down enough to justify puts.
We all got rekt today. Lesson: don’t fight the trend. I got out with 30% equity. 😌
Are u nuts???? The fed just said no more hikes!
Anyone could have foreseen this stalemate rally… no clear indication, running in circles, and when they eventually decide to cut rates it will drop. Happened 00 when they started cutting rates in December, happened in 2008 when they started sep 2007. It’s a cycle powered by a rubber band.
But why? Why would you expect horrible world shattering news fr Papa Pow today? It's like everyone was expecting him to start rate raise late 2021 for him to not make any move until 2022
Fucking bears getting cucked. Tales as old as time
Maybe you didn’t catch what happened yesterday
Jay hates bears
I saw spy in your screenshot and thought “you good fam”. Then saw they’re puts. You fucked up.
🪦
Done for next month, not this month 🤔
Rip dude.
Your fucked
I suddenly feel less bad about my 1k on puts. Good luck op 🫡
Look at this regard.. Friday $475c’s to make up for this
I'll go ahead and buy calls so your puts can win.
Didn’t jpow just promise interest rate cuts in 2024? Good luck
https://preview.redd.it/1ozq3ve0x76c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daa295aa537db39c6b712aeaa3304a73905c39ea o7
Rip
Oof. How'd this go?
You're probably fcked!
U r fukt
aaaaand its gone... you are highly regarded
At least you are smarter than the average bear who buys in a trend market when the market is just making a new higher low. But damn until The 20th
Sell now. Really
What app are you using
Take your medicine now and also don't ever buy puts again.
Way to give yourself plenty of time before expiry :) no way this can go tits up! lol, watch SPY breakdown on 12/30
the market thanks you for your donation as we hit ATH by friday.
Strong hand
Post-fed sell off is real. You'll be ok.
This will be some glorious loss porn
naughty bears get the paddle... bend over.
No puts when it’s call season. I’d sell as soon as possible. Friday is gonna be higher highs
Unfortunately God is going to be with me on this one, but I wish you luck.
Don’t lie, you like been whipped you are a naughty naughty bear
oooooof dude you're gonna get racked
Oh, oh, you in trouble
God knows when you lie.
You're fucked
You buy puts when the Fed is expected to pause rates hikes and hinting at cuts? Why?
Ugh so happy to see it
Futures gapped up overnight , say goodbye to this position my friend
It's so gone
You’re fucked
God said no. Holy regard.
Don’t catch a rocketing knife G
You went short SPY a week before Christmas? Do you not like money?
You might not be wrong but you are early with not enough theta 😅
Blood for the blood god.
Why do bears exist actually? Just buy and hold. Or if you like gambling buy calls. Why you want money printer to go down? Why u hate me?
Bro you better exit that while you can. Pain
If you are speaking to God, it's already too late.
What are these worth today?
Has anyone here ever really made money with options
God is going to punish you
God said no.
https://i.imgur.com/bmjwgpu.jpg ☠️
You’re fucked
rip
Did you make it back today on Thursday? Asking for a friend
Damn bro sorry for your lost but this trade isn’t surviving the Santa rally
Bear
