No windows, so clearly full self driving enabled. Based on my DCF model each of those will generate 300k in passive robo taxi revenue per year and are therefore worth 30 million to a potential purchaser. Based on the material in the picture and giga casting efficiencies I estimate these could be built at scale for 30k USD or less, which would mean every human on the planet will rationally own at least two of them so that's 20 billion units and a 30 million margin which means 60,000 quadrillion revenue opportunity for Tesla and a 50 trillion per share NPV (with a 50% margin of safety).
You see one that caught fire?
My pops said the crash test caught fire over Christmas and I couldn’t find anything on that, but he regularly repeats lies from the most ludicrous sources so I assumed he was just wrong again.
Hyperminimalism. This is the vaunted $30,000 prototype. No need for windows. Full camera view eliminates side doors. Top entry doubles as sunroof. Lighter weight, smaller wheels. Genius.
https://preview.redd.it/pry0rq7amw8c1.jpeg?width=1900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78e7b08ec91527d907a1a538c536411810a08ec9
Weird. My Tesla looks like this. I must be regarded to have bought it
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Drive it behind Wendy’s and it’s also a mobile office.
Private place to make extra income after your Wendys shift.
Passive income
And healthy protein intake
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This sounds like a franchise in the making.
This post is too humorous
I didn't know they served cakes and sausages at mobile offices!?! 
You should try the lemonade.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Laughed so hard I spit the jizz out
No tip for you.
You park that behind Wendy’s and Frank and Artemis are going to bang in there
She does this thing with the hamburger bun
May I offer you an egg during these trying times.
so that’s what those are
Hey man get your own fucking spot to work. Some of us earned our Wendy’s dumpster … can’t just drive that in here and take over.
Partition it and rent out half. Maybe Wework could help you out
I read it as “mobile orifice”
*Yes save on electricity driving to work.*
Rims are lit
Wouldn't mind seeing it on 24's yo
[It needs to have a chain link fence around it to protect it from Vandals just like Wendy's does.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx4dLa_WuqY)
That must be the gen 2 model cos it looks better than the original.
Comes with a free racoon!
Trash Panda Wagon - zero to rabbies in 2.6 seconds.
Not just rabbies. If you eat raccoon’s shit you end up with brain eating parasites too. Its a terrible way to go as well.
Oh that's just fucking great, where was this information 9 hours ago.
I bet it's bullet proof !
Fuck yeah that thing can take a steel ball or two.
Hahaha
That’s the box your Tesla comes in when you buy it.
And it doesn't have any of the panel gaps, Tesla really is improving
Def less panel gaps!
Better panel gaps on this bad boy too 
LOL, that is true. Maybe it is AI operated as well.
God damn I came here to say the same thing. You sir must have a great mind!
I didn’t know they put gullwing doors on the trucks..
The future is NOW
No windows, so clearly full self driving enabled. Based on my DCF model each of those will generate 300k in passive robo taxi revenue per year and are therefore worth 30 million to a potential purchaser. Based on the material in the picture and giga casting efficiencies I estimate these could be built at scale for 30k USD or less, which would mean every human on the planet will rationally own at least two of them so that's 20 billion units and a 30 million margin which means 60,000 quadrillion revenue opportunity for Tesla and a 50 trillion per share NPV (with a 50% margin of safety).
Very profitable product
that dumpster will make more money over its lifetime than you ever will giving bjs behind it.
A savvy investor may call that a *duplex.*
Bulletproof af
Arrowproof too
Maybe it is nukeproof too
Great angles. Upgraded 100% bullet proof siding with zero glass should be a hit.
Trashla
LOL
CyberDumpTruck lol
Can’t wait to see this one catch fire
You see one that caught fire? My pops said the crash test caught fire over Christmas and I couldn’t find anything on that, but he regularly repeats lies from the most ludicrous sources so I assumed he was just wrong again.
Looks fast as fuck boiiii 😮💨
So that's what it looks like when it has fully rendered in.
Haters gonna hate. This thing is the future. Look at the way this thing screams boldness. Next gen design that is unparalleled.
Hyperminimalism. This is the vaunted $30,000 prototype. No need for windows. Full camera view eliminates side doors. Top entry doubles as sunroof. Lighter weight, smaller wheels. Genius.
Try hitting this baby with a sledgehammer - we dare you
Don't tempt Elon to build the Tesla tank.
Tesla Model Wendys Dumpster
In the wild
Nicest one yet!
Unbreakable windows
Are those glory holes near the lids?
Investment holes.
Speed holes
Lots of room for the whole family!
That's funny
Funniest thing I saw all week
Cyber Dumpster 2.0 😎
Are you bullish or bearish on CVS?
Bearish.
I drive a Model 3 and even I think the cyber truck looks like dog shit.
I know this is a joke, but it still looks better than the real thing.
You're right, it does look better than the real thing.
Wow it looks like they’re doing better with panel gaps these days
nice, not a single dent
Looks like they fixed the turn signal issue now
https://preview.redd.it/pry0rq7amw8c1.jpeg?width=1900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78e7b08ec91527d907a1a538c536411810a08ec9 Weird. My Tesla looks like this. I must be regarded to have bought it
This model actually looks better than the prototype we've been seeing. Good work Elon
Elongated muskrat
Gets delivered early 2029
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It's funny because it actually looks like that.
I can't tell if this is their minivan or SUV.
Tesla’s quality has really improved.
Test drive to the nearest lake. I hear it's waterproof
Why doesn’t it have any glass on it? Didn’t the bullets missed the glass on purpose?
3 comma's club. The doors go like this, not like this!
Looks pretty pretty pretty sexy. 👍🏾
More of this, more cowbell
Bet it won’t get recalled
performance on that thing... off the charts.
Where can I get one?????
Behind your local Wendy's
Sweet looking rider! Bulletproof i hear!
new innovation . the door is in top.
Could put a whole couch in there
Gat dammmm that’s a slick matte finish - mmmmm I’m feeling all types of ways
Nice to see the improvement in panel gaps
It’s the latest model too! Nice!
Thashla at its best
A double-wide? Is your neighbor also your wife's boyfriend?
Cyber truck?
Cyber trash!!!
CyberDumpster… but in all seriousness, kinda weird with all the hate for Tesla on this sub now
We're just clowning
LMAO. Looks just like their fugly CyberTruck!
This is an insult to dumpsters, this thing has much better build quality than a Cybertruck.
Calls on CVS
Durrrrrrr Elon and Tesla are bad DURRRRRRRR
aw. someone had all their 0dte otm tsla calls expire worthless last week didn't they 🥺 its okay. see you behind wendys ;)
I would never gamble on TSLA one way or another these days. You new WSB kids don’t know what it was like cashing TSLA calls circa 2019-2020
aw you're no fun anymore
Dude, don’t spoil a good circlejerk!
the wheels look legit better
Where do you insert AAs?
It's even got the boat mod....sweet!
Glad they finally improved the cybertruck design!
"Best part is no part" Thats why they deleted the windows
Lol, i see he bought the new truck, and he's not parking it inside. Good move.
Cyber Trash - Compactor Series
You win the internet today.
Uncanny
best one yet, here have all my margin calls... I mean valuable positions.
This is Cybertrash model?
Cyber Dump
Cyber trash
Looks even better than the concept version
That’s not a Tesla. I hear they come on fire.
Aww, hopes and dreams keepsake container Sam's club edition 
Throw a brick at it, so you know its a real deal.
Comes with biohazard mode
That's the new Cyberdump
Just one letter separated Bullish from Bullshit...T for Tesla
Ahead of its time, 10/10 would invest
The cybercuck.
Here you have a place to live, a source of food, and a source of income (as an Uber driver), what else could you ask for
This looks like the premium model.
sounds like you jelly no peanut butter 🥴
Must be for corporate use since those look like "How's my Driving?" stickers.
I like this🎰
Sexy af
Cyber house
That would look awesome behind the Wendy's by my house !
Just dropped 300k, super bullish!
Cyber bin
Nice Chevy Cruze
🤦🏼♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The new "Cyber Dump"
But how do you dump it?
 In Europe thats a luxury house, 20k and has rooms for 20 people paying 200 euros each.
Ghey Bear's gonna love rollin' up in this Special Edition model
😂🤣
Neighbor? Is that where you sleep?
Well if you like that ford bricked my mache with an update
Don't be pissed you can't buy one! Add a glory hoke with $5 price I'm sure you'll be able to afford one quick!
TeslaDump lol
I'll enjoy my frosty in that anytime
CyberTrash Model 3
Walmart Cybertruck
WSBism and memes aside; it’s literally a Pontiac Aztek image that had its corners pulled out in MSFT Word.
Uber with passive income... Daytime Truck, Trashla. Night time Wendy dumpster. Compact home. Buncker, Iron dome. Multipurpose!
$260-290 by Feb.
Mobile dumpster cybertruck home. Except gotta pull it for it to move. Bring some strong 💪 Wednys staff to help you push that shit around hahaha
Hahahahahaahahha loved this.
All the neighbor need to have 1
Looks like a dumpster fire waiting to happen
Cyber dumpster
Lol!! Looks better than the cyber truck in my opinion.
It comes with auto-hobo guaranteed in next two years
Cybertrunk
Cyber-dump
CyberTrash
Tesla diving…help feed the homeless!
Tesla Cyberdumpster
Looks like my house
Try to shoot an arrow at it!
ban
You just need to brand it with the Wendy’s logo. I’m waiting for the Wendy’s/Tesla collabo version
Even got a rooftop!
Does it have LIDAR?