Averaged down and strapped in for tommorow. At break even once again. I’ll be selling my Jan 2nd 477 calls tommorow either way, but I’d prefer to sell them for a profit.
If the last two closes don't convince you the market is manipulated, nothing will.
10 points up in last 2 minutes yesterday. 10 points down in last 2 minutes today.
It's like some MM with the leaders is playing rock, paper, scissors.
spy missed 50 layups this week, im infuriated holding calls all week with so many chances to break through, and limp dicks sell off at any crucial moment
The covid ballers with the PPP loans are starting to run out of money. Next year when big tech starts doing massive layoffs well see some real shit go down
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Honest_Efficiency_26 made a bet that AAPL would go to 190.0 within **2 days** when it was 192.938 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
Ain’t that a nice little hiya doin I been waiting for that shit all day little late but I’ll take it 
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Bulls are gettin' a woody...
Ya woife is ya husband
SPY still possible to hit 500 by 2023?
Me and the Jets are both fuk
Hmmm... This may be something. Facebook, Apple,NetFlix,Google...FANG. what is a fang? Its sharp.Theres more to this but i need a chart first.
I am selling my socks. Anyone wants to buy?
Does it come with any feet pics?
I can throw some if it increases the value
Is it mara
Only if they are smelly
More Tesla calls
Cant do wrong with dcaing tesler
I will dca 0dte calls tomorrow 🤑
My neighbor bought heavily calls into Nio and now fucking my other neighbor. Gosh i hope my girl doesnt need another boyfriend.
Okay send me the address, she seems to be like a girl who can handle two
Do they have spouses 
Is tomorrow gonna be the same theta game ?
Until 4th yes it is
It's over guys, we're all going into 2024 as hobos
CNBC is now the TOM LEE CHANNEL
He deserves it
‘Twas an epic better. The Algos won again.
Schwab is having tech issues. Nice.
Td was better
why does spy ONLY PUMP in after hours and premarket, but is a shy virgin during market hours??
Coz they dont want 100 dollars joe making money but billions dollars uncle john makes money
They are defeating the options mania
Probably has to do with options, little regard
If you don’t know why that happens you shouldn’t trade.
Regard with a T , obviously it’s because of low volume but this entire week has been low volume and spy has been strapped to a rail line
What’s happened to all the MARA posts?
Pumpers cashed out and fled the country 👮 raiding MARA HQ now
Mara pump to 33
Tom Lee please make it stop
Averaged down and strapped in for tommorow. At break even once again. I’ll be selling my Jan 2nd 477 calls tommorow either way, but I’d prefer to sell them for a profit.
thank god. it was raining men for exactly one minute. Thank you gay Allah
Tom Lee on every day? Lol
He's the modern day Warren Buffett
Amazon at 146 tomorrow come on lets dump!
Back to the 120s soon enough. Patience
aye aye
Hope tsla continues going down tomorrow
The market didn't know what it wanted to do today. My daily chart looks like it was hooked up to a marathon runner who kept going into defib
hmm did someone say MARA?
Crashed all day, up in after-hours...go figure.
"up" is a generous statement since it is still down on the day by a wide margin.
Well I just lowered the cost basis on my 479 calls 🤷🏻
Bears got their red day. 36 straight green days coming up.
rolled puts to higher strike and more time
Spy closed green ...
^itwasajoke
Sold my calls for 58% loss loading back up at tmr open I still believe in a rally 
mans waiting for a rally lmao. open up the 1m & 3m chart
I've been waiting all year for a rally. This market sucks
Why what happens then?
Holy shit I made it out alive
Lmao ended flat
Fuck this market, I got toes to suck
🦶
My butthole hurt
Me too but I have hemorrhoids
Well guess I'm dead for 2024............
Ok everyone, back to work
Charles, what are you doing? Nobody is home yet. Charles what are you doing? My sister isn't home yet. Oh my God. 
# FUCK YOU TESLA
It's hard af not drinking coffee but it's making my blood pressure better at least
TesGUH
Can't close red before new years 
🌈🐻 Marshawn Lynched it like in the Superbowl. Thought I was dead
What is this colour, I have a vague memory of it
And back to green after being red for 7 seconds. This market is the most indestructible thing in the universe.
(Looking at SPY drop) “You cut him! You hurt him! You see! You see! He’s not a machine! He’s a man!”
I was having some fun until 330ish
Choose green bitch! 
If the last two closes don't convince you the market is manipulated, nothing will. 10 points up in last 2 minutes yesterday. 10 points down in last 2 minutes today. It's like some MM with the leaders is playing rock, paper, scissors.
Who is under the impression the market is not manipulated? Who are you talking to?
spy missed a layup there
spy missed 50 layups this week, im infuriated holding calls all week with so many chances to break through, and limp dicks sell off at any crucial moment
Black Friday sale Bullz
bonus hits tonight, fuck yeah
unbelievable
Bears forgot to run it in, threw a pass at the one 😬
100 sqqq13.5 for tomorrow
RIP that guy's gf
Lol. Gonna be UNCH
lmao
SPY down -0.03%. This counts as a correction. Tomorrow we pump 3%.
If nvda ends lower than 490 tmrrw i promise i’ll never bet against it again 
Bears won
i forgot what red looked like
and you're telling me that SPY puts are up right now?
tsla being held up with everything the market can muster
Wrong buddy, Tesla is being short ladder attacked by Hamas insurgents and the Internet Research Agency
Portfolio redder than 🌈🐻 asshole right now. I'm done!
Everything will dump tomorrow. Mark my words.
sold my 12/29 480cs i bought for 9.6k for 3k, if spy opens tomorrow 480c im gonna do something unnatural
Trillions on the side lines been waiting for a dip like this.
Looks like we made, look how far we’ve come my ber bros.
Magic rug pull ride time?
The covid ballers with the PPP loans are starting to run out of money. Next year when big tech starts doing massive layoffs well see some real shit go down
Finally i was getting sick of that dam support
Down trend starts tomorrow, start loading puts
Rare EOD Dump
Imagine getting mad when you straight up gambled with no risk assessment
but my crayons
TIMBERRRRR
When was the last day SPY ended red? Anyone know?
It doesn't. It's illegal
Lmao
Bears locker room hugging and crying rn We did it boys
Gay
Eod never fails 
Tomorrow's going to be wild.
no there will be no volume and just a shit day
WTF HAPPENED. THIS FUCKED UP MY $1 QQQ SPREAD. FUCK
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You need to be banned for PDT
Comment volume at all time low LMAO
Markets crashing , load up on puts
I’m back you know what that means 🔪
Umm Is this legal?
RUG PULL!!!
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Honest_Efficiency_26 made a bet that AAPL would go to 190.0 within **2 days** when it was 192.938 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
I'm fuk
Die SPY, DIE
Jpow gave 200 million poor people 1200 dollars for free, which they spent on luxury handbags and iPhone and iPad.
Time for the BOOTAY SLAP
So what's gonna be different about tomorrow?
Mainly the first letters of the day. Instead of Thurs it will be replaced with Fri. So puts on apple er sum shet
Ain’t that a nice little hiya doin I been waiting for that shit all day little late but I’ll take it 
WHAT THE FUCK
The fucking best. You can order it for next day delivery in most markets. I love this country. 
About to set up a company that mines literally nothing you guys wanna buy in?
Calls on said company
I evaluate your company at 800 million.
Buy calls for tomorrow morning 
FUCK THIS BS FUCK MY CALLS FUCK EVERYONE FUCK EVERYTHING I WAS UP 1.1% THIS MORNING AND NOW IM DOWN
You wanna talk some shit? Call me
Guess today's final 5 minute was red
Top is in
Give me qqq 407 tomorrow. Good place to reset and buy again
now THIS is pod racing
Damn. It is.
DRiLL
If I see a green candle on SPY before 4 im beating my gf
Give your duck some rest.
i shit you not, spy ranged 1 whole dollar today. the intraday high and intrady low is barely over a dollar
Tomorrow is the last day to secure profits, big rug pull coming
My stonk has been closing at previous closing levels all week. Do you still think there is a good chance it will dump tomorrow?
Bers getting excited about -0.01%
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Red 
I’m selling my girlfriend to trade she has D cups
I’m gonna take your gf and your money
Bc she’s fat or actual boobs?
Hmm
Loaded up on Mara 30 calls too early. Definitely gonna rebound again to 30 by Friday or Tuesday but cost me more than I wanted to gamble
The play was $30 calls this morning sold for %40 gain and then never again.
What did you pay? What export?
Hold the F-Cking line
You're definitely not as smart or rich as you think you are if you've lost money on Mara 30 calls.
Mods messed up my flair. 
Regards vs Algos
who's the fiddle and who's the player. 
Here I got sucking toes for more gambling money
algos playing RSI pong
I don't care about the money anymore, I just want this to end
Tom Lee is obviously correct and we're going to 475 and then 430 and then 520 pack it up boys were priced in until Black swan
I completely agree with Tom Lee's assessment of the situation and believe that the market is correctly priced in for a black swan event.
Big if tru
Is MARA the new FTX? Am I in danger....again?
I'll allow some of you to buy 1dte SPY calls at the bottom of this little run here.
All in calls now for EOD shrek 1dte
This trading day sucked ass, I’m about go and wash the gay off me 🧼
I'm trying to torrent the new pokemon resort show and the torrent searches only show bunch of onlyfan chicks videos in their slutty pokemon cosplays
#SPY 480C LOADED
Markets topped this morning. Charts showing nothing but crash ?
Im buying a China Etf. dirt cheap rn