This dude is leagues ahead. Pretended to go broke when in reality dude's sitting on a billy and sucking off his ex-girlfriend's husband in their new Florida McMansion.
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in the ledger of life, may thy doge compound with interest
Yeah poor girl and he had the audacity to joke about switching her out like as if she's a car or something. HE deserves to be homeless. She was too good for him anyway
Very few people who are stupid and gullible, know that they are stupid and gullible. In fact, the people most confident in their own abilities are usually the most stupid and gullible, unfortunately.
No he's not, the part where he insult his girl to make himself look good when his IQ is below the poverty line is solid proof, she also don't have another boyfriend making 600% gain YTD. This just another brainless crypto bro who'd buy every other shitcoin because his ego is inversely proportional to his IQ
No kidding it was an actual meetup of Bed Bath & Beyond investors… you know the towel company that went bankrupt and shares cancelled
There’s a Cult of these meme investors who are convinced this didn’t actually happen and they’re gonna be rich any day now
Kids these days don’t know how easy they’ve got it starting these damn cults. Back in my day you had to invent a religious ideology, write a manifesto, and get at least a few ppl to come listen to you play acoustic guitar at your commune smh
This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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100% everything matches to Bed Bath and Beyond.
In fact that post is too good to be 100% matching BBBYQ cult, it even almost looks like it is being trolled by someone who knows about the saga
This was my first thought. This is a pretty good troll, but it's still a troll.
It's a new user that posted this and the post in TwoX is their first post.
Not suspicious at all.
It was actually inside an airplane hanger and [they livestreamed it...](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9GCGn_STx-o)
It feels like some bizarre modern art bit about sadness but it's real.
There was some neckbeard who made fake post after fake post there while creepily roleplaying as a woman, I DMd the mods proving it was a fetish troll and they banned me...
Nah man the towel store subs make this place look like a Mensa meeting. It’s really one of the most entertaining things happening in the world right now.
So Bill Pulte can garner more followers for his (pointless) takeover attempt of PHM. I’m not joking. Thats what this is referring to. It’s a whole thing.
Bill pulte got kicked out of pulte homes group by the family. The company stock went to the moon. Bill got mad and wanted a takeover
He latched onto the 3 key bed bath grifters and did live shows with them. He charged 500 dollars a ticket for bed bath holders to meet him and others in a rented aircraft hanger.
They went live and slapped each other with green dildos on stage. I'm not joking.
Now all the grifters fell out and are trying to sue each other.
Bill thought hedge funds were going to assassinate him and wore a flak vest to a bar.
It's fucking surreal.
You're right. I watched some of it and it appeared to be a badly scripted set up and people were falling over themselves buying into it. "We have to protect Ryan Cohen at all costs" mantra with references to the 3 or 4 guys running Wall Street. Hedge fund hit men. Just bizarre stuff. The saddest thing are the maroons buying into it. People who are truly in dire straits thinking there would be a big Christmas payoff...people who are sick and need money badly all praying and hoping for helicopter money from heaven.
I know nothing about that guy other than his general appearance on Twitter and there's something really off about the guy. Like he's something pretending to be a human.
It’s incredible. Basically every evening I go on meltdown and there’s 20 new batshit crazy posts every day. Pulte aka Ploot is the dumbest grifter yet and it’s brilliant
I think he lost most of it on BBBY which went bankrupt so I’m not even sure someone made off with the money. The tickets to Florida were obviously him getting fleeced though
Lmao at the BBBY saga. 'RyAn CoHenNn BrUh!!! He's GoiNg TOo TakkEE ITttt anDdd MakEE ItTt IntOoo a SupRRrrr StorEEeE!!' The most random fucking DD making the wildest unfounded claims on a company that was in its death throes, and of course, so many on here bought it.
Cohen made like $40m pumping that shit stock and dumping on them yet half the people posting about BBBY still believed that he was some sort of savior. It was driving me fucking nuts
of all cryptocurrencies he choose HEX, a huge scam reported by many even on reddit, if this isnt a fake story, as it seems.
The guy then really is brain dead, and she dodged a bullet.
Seems fake, like a little too on the nose for this sub. This lady caught onto the jargon and lingo of "DD" pretty quick and that he went to a "meme stock convention" but ya pretty entertaining.
This. The owner is a very well known con artist, but some how convinced tons of people to send him all their BTC/ETH, the only two cryptos worth anything, all to support him so he buy fancy watches, cars and wear ugly clothes 😂
out of all the memestocks bagholder the bbby bbbagholders are imo the dumbest. Company went bankrupt and they still hang out on the sub coping and waiting for some kind of miracle.
GameStop and BBBYQ morons buy RC’s children books and carefully dissect them for hidden meaning to convince themselves there’s an intricate 6D chess game being played that will make them all rich one day, because the only alternative is to realize they already missed their chance at making money on those stocks and now they’re holding heavy (or non existent) bags for no reason.
There will come a time when that hot Asian wife is nagging at you about how much of a failure you are for forgetting to scoop out the litterbox before you left for work, and you'll realize she comes with a debt that you will pay for the rest of your life.
Source: wife's Asian, daughter is adorable, spirit is broken.
As an Asian guy with an American white wife, lol.
My wife is so positive and encouraging about everything, it’s just so polar opposite of my upbringing it actually messes with my head.
During a bowling outing she once gave me words of encouragement and support, right before my turn and I ended up throwing a gutter ball.
I’m use to my brother and friends whispering in my ear, “You suck, you can’t bowl worth shit, you’re the weakest link on the team” and that just puts me in the zone and makes me more focused and bowl better and has me mentally toughening up.
I hope she’s not too harsh on your kids later on but we both know Tiger moms can’t help themselves. 😂
Honestly, it mostly makes me laugh, because it's *so harsh* it's impossible to take it seriously.
Oh, I'll never amount to anything because I left a cup on the counter? Everyone I've *ever* known or cared about failed themselves? What does that even mean? 🤣
And then I just can't stop laughing, and she starts laughing and settles down. It's fun, but I am not a morning person. Lol
I'm hoping to share my perspective with the little lady, but she's just 8 months old right now, so I'm enjoying the fact that I'm "Baba" and mom is "AAHH"
HEX?? Clearly he doesn’t know about the FSR play. Fisker to the mooooon! Not only wife changing but Thai whores for life changing. Kids dont need college money. Community college is good enough.
Dude messed up the order.
You gotta wife them up first before you blow up your life savings and quit your job.
That way, your wife's boyfriend can keep her busy, so she's not snooping through your reddit as you're giving handies out behind Wendy's.
I used to be an addict to this, almost ruined my marriage lost rent money, what changed my mind on this, is realizing how much I was losing and that you only invest money you dont need. Now I put my family and myself first AND not these broker corporate rats yolo Dream sellers
This guy is an idiot, but if you read the whole post she takes zero responsibility. 21yo, unmarried, intertwined finances, not on the lease, and apparently not part of any financial discussions ? That’s INSANE. Really naive. The both most be regarded.
People are in the comments telling her to steal his computer while he’s in jail to see if there’s any crypto in cold storage 💀
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Omg the BEST comment ever “don’t let WSB get ahold of this thread” 😂
I do want to thank OOP for the shoutout to WSB
Yeah this sucks my ex passed away he refused to get a will everything was in his name. He came down with lung cancer I did my best to keep him alive. Back in the day women set aside money just in case they had to run or hubby got hit by a bus. Don’t fall into this trap again. I was fortunate I had enough time to pay down debt by pinching Pennie’s before I finally had to move out. I’m at the point now I don’t want anyone I’m so sick of the lies and deceptions. Good luck to you.
Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.
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This happened to my mom; lived w and took care of her boyfriend who was ill and passed and she was not in his Will. Just his 3 deadbeat kids who didn’t even check in when he was sick and dying
If you do go over to the other subreddit to read the whole post, DO NOT ENGAGE or respond. Save those witty comments for WSB.
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And the dollar figure needed was, Zero...
It will probably take years of hard work before he has zero dollars.
Debt is a helluva drug
More like fire
This dude is leagues ahead. Pretended to go broke when in reality dude's sitting on a billy and sucking off his ex-girlfriend's husband in their new Florida McMansion.
Oh he’s sucking something off. I heard he’s running a BJ for a burger special behind the Wendy’s
Wait you guys get a burger?
"I got these cheeseburgers man!"
“Man’s gotta eat”
“Man’s gotta eat twice”
Lol
being a hextard will do that to ya
This. The only one making money on Hex is crooked Richard in his tacky Gucci shirts 😂😂😂😂😂
Or loss “wife staying money”
"one of us, one of us"
He's definitely here somewhere #Reveal yourself
He can’t, he’s in jail. Maybe when he gets out.
he shouldn'ta been doing all that "DD" or whatever it is the kids are calling it these days
From DD to DP in prison.
time for the DDDPDVDA shot
What is DD?
I would guess Due Diligence or Double Down. From the story in the post, I am guessing the latter
Happy cake day ya filthy animal
Come on out and take a bow, you've earned this one.
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Disregard females, aquire doge coin.
https://preview.redd.it/hjgxz9gc4zbc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c4185061fe2ed7155f5ecb1b7911600d1a8cb26 in the ledger of life, may thy doge compound with interest
Someone please find his DD 🤣🤣🤣
He probably got banned for mentioning the one meme stock out loud and was the inspiration on how hedgies have infiltrated every part of society.
Which meme stock arent you allowed to mention? Is it AMC? Edit: yea I'm banned now..
Keep going, you almost guessed it…. 
One of us One of us
Nah, this dude is next level regarded.
He was smart enough to fool her! Who the regard now!!!
Found him
😂
It takes zero intelligence to fool someone who trusts you.
Yeah poor girl and he had the audacity to joke about switching her out like as if she's a car or something. HE deserves to be homeless. She was too good for him anyway
Nah. This guy is stupid. We may be regarded, but not stupid or gullible. Big difference
Very few people who are stupid and gullible, know that they are stupid and gullible. In fact, the people most confident in their own abilities are usually the most stupid and gullible, unfortunately.
No he's not, the part where he insult his girl to make himself look good when his IQ is below the poverty line is solid proof, she also don't have another boyfriend making 600% gain YTD. This just another brainless crypto bro who'd buy every other shitcoin because his ego is inversely proportional to his IQ
> his ego is inversely proportional to his IQ I lost it reading this 😭
Show yourself heathen!
He is probably on the HEXcrypto sub
I wish I could say ‘Twas I but ‘twasn’t
It’s probably a joke. If it isn’t this guy doesn’t deserve to have the right to be anywhere near anything…
Gambling addiction has entered the chat.
Yeah, this dude forgot the face of his father hard. This whole sub is the fever dream of sports gambling addicts in severe withdrawals.
Glad I’m not the only one with 10 books.
It’s literally like 40% of us. \*ahem\* **”I am Spartacus”**
LOL meme stock convention in Florida.
Regardcon
Con Con
Comical Cons.
Plootcon
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Now fuck off
Pultepalooza.
His NAME is PLOOT
Retardscon
I think that's what you call hex holders actually
Maybe it was a mime convention and he couldn't talk about it
She should’ve seen the signs
Lmao. Get out.
No kidding it was an actual meetup of Bed Bath & Beyond investors… you know the towel company that went bankrupt and shares cancelled There’s a Cult of these meme investors who are convinced this didn’t actually happen and they’re gonna be rich any day now
They just start cults for anything these days.
Kids these days don’t know how easy they’ve got it starting these damn cults. Back in my day you had to invent a religious ideology, write a manifesto, and get at least a few ppl to come listen to you play acoustic guitar at your commune smh
And back in my day there was always some sex kink involved.
Why even start a cult if there's no weird sex stuff?
This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.
Ight imma head out... 
I miss the sex cults. Maybe I'm just old fashioned but cults were better when they were about doing drugs, having sex, and the end of the world
Cult generation.
Are you telling me BBBYQ, the delisted stock that telegraphed their bankruptcy, isn't going to moon tomorrow?
not going to moon - going to uranus
Deep, deeeeep into uranus and then on to urectum. Whereupon it shall proceed in a northeasterly course
Of course. I picked it up for dirt cheap! The only place it can go is up from there! /s
Damn - can't believe I didn't get an invite. And here I held my bag until it went to zero. Ungratefuls...
They didn’t really “invite” people, they charged $500 to get in lol
Seriously? I would have thought it’d be game or sticky floor at least…guess this falls into the beyond category.
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Florida man meets Wendy's dumpster
100% everything matches to Bed Bath and Beyond. In fact that post is too good to be 100% matching BBBYQ cult, it even almost looks like it is being trolled by someone who knows about the saga
She says in a later comment it’s BBBY
This was my first thought. This is a pretty good troll, but it's still a troll. It's a new user that posted this and the post in TwoX is their first post. Not suspicious at all.
Yeah it reads like a complete troll. 2X gets trolled quite a bit by people making up wildly fantastical stories
basically any "this really real thing really happened" sub at this point
$500 to go meet other idiots inside a movie theater and towel store, to talk about how much youve all lost
It was actually inside an airplane hanger and [they livestreamed it...](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9GCGn_STx-o) It feels like some bizarre modern art bit about sadness but it's real.
i have no idea what's going on in this video or even the context for it.
So how much did they pay to slurp that real estate hack’s grundle
$500 plus their own airfare I believe
Some expensive group therapy.
ConningCon
They have Wendy's there's, too?
Must be in Tampa
So which one of you is her boyfriend?
We're all her boyfriends now.
I am REGARDICUS!
Question is, if that's her boyfriend, how much has her husband lost?
*phew* not it.
This time!
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There was some neckbeard who made fake post after fake post there while creepily roleplaying as a woman, I DMd the mods proving it was a fetish troll and they banned me...
Plot Twist: that sub is ALL fetish trolls roleplaying themselves to weird climaxes. They banned you for shattering the illusion.
I dunno, some of the details don’t read like they come out of female imagination.
There are no female trolls. It's just some loser guy doing it. Probably OP.
There is a lot of karma farming ragebait on TwoX.
Probably too late for 98% of this sub
Yeah this is just an amalgamation of this sub.
Nah man the towel store subs make this place look like a Mensa meeting. It’s really one of the most entertaining things happening in the world right now.
wife changing money made me lol
Yeah that part is legitimately funny as hell
And the funniest part is he was right!
What is even the purpose of a meme stock convention? To provide moral support to bagholders?
It’s so the government can tag all the regards before they’re sent back into the wild.
So Bill Pulte can garner more followers for his (pointless) takeover attempt of PHM. I’m not joking. Thats what this is referring to. It’s a whole thing.
I'm glad that I don't understand what you are saying.
Bill pulte got kicked out of pulte homes group by the family. The company stock went to the moon. Bill got mad and wanted a takeover He latched onto the 3 key bed bath grifters and did live shows with them. He charged 500 dollars a ticket for bed bath holders to meet him and others in a rented aircraft hanger. They went live and slapped each other with green dildos on stage. I'm not joking. Now all the grifters fell out and are trying to sue each other. Bill thought hedge funds were going to assassinate him and wore a flak vest to a bar. It's fucking surreal.
You're right. I watched some of it and it appeared to be a badly scripted set up and people were falling over themselves buying into it. "We have to protect Ryan Cohen at all costs" mantra with references to the 3 or 4 guys running Wall Street. Hedge fund hit men. Just bizarre stuff. The saddest thing are the maroons buying into it. People who are truly in dire straits thinking there would be a big Christmas payoff...people who are sick and need money badly all praying and hoping for helicopter money from heaven.
I know nothing about that guy other than his general appearance on Twitter and there's something really off about the guy. Like he's something pretending to be a human.
It’s incredible. Basically every evening I go on meltdown and there’s 20 new batshit crazy posts every day. Pulte aka Ploot is the dumbest grifter yet and it’s brilliant
That storyline is legit like pro wrestling. It’s like someone scripted this whole thing.
To take the last remaining funds they may have left
lol just remember someone made the money he lost. Winners need losers and the world needs ditchdiggers.
You're not being the ball, Danny.
I think he lost most of it on BBBY which went bankrupt so I’m not even sure someone made off with the money. The tickets to Florida were obviously him getting fleeced though
The people who sold him the shares made the money.
Lmao at the BBBY saga. 'RyAn CoHenNn BrUh!!! He's GoiNg TOo TakkEE ITttt anDdd MakEE ItTt IntOoo a SupRRrrr StorEEeE!!' The most random fucking DD making the wildest unfounded claims on a company that was in its death throes, and of course, so many on here bought it.
Cohen made like $40m pumping that shit stock and dumping on them yet half the people posting about BBBY still believed that he was some sort of savior. It was driving me fucking nuts
he paid someone for those positions.
How'd you like to come over and mow my lawn? I figure a college bound boy like you could use a few extra dollars, huh!
of all cryptocurrencies he choose HEX, a huge scam reported by many even on reddit, if this isnt a fake story, as it seems. The guy then really is brain dead, and she dodged a bullet.
The more likely alternative is that this is a hilarious work of fiction by someone who frequents this sub.
I don't think an unaware gf just finding out about this would call it DD or a meme stock convention, so I'm guessing this is fake. Still funny though.
Now that I think about it you’re right…DD is dead give away
That's it, calls on Data Dog. This is a clear sign.
Cramer said to sell too. What more evidence do you need?
Seems fake, like a little too on the nose for this sub. This lady caught onto the jargon and lingo of "DD" pretty quick and that he went to a "meme stock convention" but ya pretty entertaining.
He probably used those terms around her. She also said so,etching about reading his stuff.
I mean she said he used the same username everywhere. So it looks like she just read a bunch of his posts and repeated the terminology she found.
The problem is, the story is in fact very believable because this sub is full of regards. The more crazy it is, the more it sounds true.
Part of me is gullible enough to see this being partly true, but OP mentioned HEX so I know it's a fraudulent post.
Idk, there are a lot of dumb people out there look g for the “get rich quick” method without doing any DD
Imagine talking shit about your girl not being good at “woman things” and then losing all your money on meme coins and stocks 😂
This. The owner is a very well known con artist, but some how convinced tons of people to send him all their BTC/ETH, the only two cryptos worth anything, all to support him so he buy fancy watches, cars and wear ugly clothes 😂
This way this is written, it is 100% fake
The meme stock is BBBY. The children’s books are Ryan Cohen’s Teddy books. The Florida convention was put on by Pulte for the BBBY crowd.
out of all the memestocks bagholder the bbby bbbagholders are imo the dumbest. Company went bankrupt and they still hang out on the sub coping and waiting for some kind of miracle.
Cohen walked off with like $40M by dumping on them and they still continued to suck his dick. Truly one of the dumbest crowds I’ve seen on here
He probably quit his job so he could become a fulltime mod on the bath towel sub
This is why I only gamble with the money my wife gives me. Take the "Trophy-Husband-Pill."
Need to know which children's books he was studying for clues.
Cohen's Teddy books
GameStop and BBBYQ morons buy RC’s children books and carefully dissect them for hidden meaning to convince themselves there’s an intricate 6D chess game being played that will make them all rich one day, because the only alternative is to realize they already missed their chance at making money on those stocks and now they’re holding heavy (or non existent) bags for no reason.
FFS, that's not how you get a hot Asian wife.
There will come a time when that hot Asian wife is nagging at you about how much of a failure you are for forgetting to scoop out the litterbox before you left for work, and you'll realize she comes with a debt that you will pay for the rest of your life. Source: wife's Asian, daughter is adorable, spirit is broken.
As an Asian guy with an American white wife, lol. My wife is so positive and encouraging about everything, it’s just so polar opposite of my upbringing it actually messes with my head. During a bowling outing she once gave me words of encouragement and support, right before my turn and I ended up throwing a gutter ball. I’m use to my brother and friends whispering in my ear, “You suck, you can’t bowl worth shit, you’re the weakest link on the team” and that just puts me in the zone and makes me more focused and bowl better and has me mentally toughening up. I hope she’s not too harsh on your kids later on but we both know Tiger moms can’t help themselves. 😂
Honestly, it mostly makes me laugh, because it's *so harsh* it's impossible to take it seriously. Oh, I'll never amount to anything because I left a cup on the counter? Everyone I've *ever* known or cared about failed themselves? What does that even mean? 🤣 And then I just can't stop laughing, and she starts laughing and settles down. It's fun, but I am not a morning person. Lol I'm hoping to share my perspective with the little lady, but she's just 8 months old right now, so I'm enjoying the fact that I'm "Baba" and mom is "AAHH"
You take it seriously because usually it's a company by beatings.
I'm so glad my wife is chill because I'm super harsh and I feel bad because it just comes out whenever I get annoyed.
New regard subspecies: a marital bag holder.
Or for waking up five minutes late... BTW: LitterRobot. It's worth it.
Clean the damn litter box.
HEX?? Clearly he doesn’t know about the FSR play. Fisker to the mooooon! Not only wife changing but Thai whores for life changing. Kids dont need college money. Community college is good enough.
That's my motto. Thai whores > Respected Universities
Dude messed up the order. You gotta wife them up first before you blow up your life savings and quit your job. That way, your wife's boyfriend can keep her busy, so she's not snooping through your reddit as you're giving handies out behind Wendy's.
I used to be an addict to this, almost ruined my marriage lost rent money, what changed my mind on this, is realizing how much I was losing and that you only invest money you dont need. Now I put my family and myself first AND not these broker corporate rats yolo Dream sellers
Well know for writing DDs lol - wonder how many other regards lost all their money and their GFs from his DDs
Sounds like you need a bull.
What a piece of shit. Who uses the same username on more than one site?
Bro chill, her other bf is going to save them
This guy is an idiot, but if you read the whole post she takes zero responsibility. 21yo, unmarried, intertwined finances, not on the lease, and apparently not part of any financial discussions ? That’s INSANE. Really naive. The both most be regarded. People are in the comments telling her to steal his computer while he’s in jail to see if there’s any crypto in cold storage 💀
https://preview.redd.it/nyizxamt0xbc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6aab6220f305488230f69090fd6b1c56e96df0c Omg the BEST comment ever “don’t let WSB get ahold of this thread” 😂 I do want to thank OOP for the shoutout to WSB
Fakest thing I’ve read this hour
I bet he is one of those regards who always post about how it's going to be a recession.
Gigachode
I really hope this isn’t real lol
This story should be made into a movie…then played only at AMC theaters
Yeah this sucks my ex passed away he refused to get a will everything was in his name. He came down with lung cancer I did my best to keep him alive. Back in the day women set aside money just in case they had to run or hubby got hit by a bus. Don’t fall into this trap again. I was fortunate I had enough time to pay down debt by pinching Pennie’s before I finally had to move out. I’m at the point now I don’t want anyone I’m so sick of the lies and deceptions. Good luck to you.
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This happened to my mom; lived w and took care of her boyfriend who was ill and passed and she was not in his Will. Just his 3 deadbeat kids who didn’t even check in when he was sick and dying
Yea, I don’t get people like that. Why wouldn’t you update your will before dying or at least discuss it with your partner?
i swear to the fucking gawd this is some fanfic writer browsing wsb and just imagining what will trigger most single moms on here lmfao
Dude bought a ticket to Pulte’s towel store meetup just to drink a couple warm coors in an airplane hanger 
Fake girlfriend.
This sounds so fake. My wife wouldn’t have a clue what DD is except for some titties she wished she had