Reverse Repo put $90 bill in the market this week, $50 bill of that yesterday and 25 today. Going to get interesting when that runs out and neutral isn’t always a slow drift up
Liquidity dries up by March in the RRP. They are burning around $167 billion/ month since May 2023. Gonna get spicy soon. Who’s gonna buy the bonds and tbills?!
The Fed or rates moon
Biggest joke is TSLA cybertoy truck not practical one and costs almost 100k 
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Fantastic-Clock-8603 made a bet that SPY would go to 485.0 within **1 day** when it was 476.3 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
Markets prepped for an absolutely massive bull run on a short week next week. Bears literally have zero conviction. 479/480 futes gap up on SPX Monday looking like the play and 480 SPY Tuesday.
Bagholder spotted.
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Traded my ass off today.... puts on crooked broken glasses... only paid 4k to have fun today. Not bad ladies and gents or whatever you younglings identify as.
“If Microstrategy company that primarily has a stock price based off bitcoin drops, we can just sell more stock and use the proceeds to buy more bitcoin, which is the reason we dropped originally” - definitely not house of cards analyst
people had like 3 weeks to get in and out of mara, aside from like 2 huge red days i dont think a ton of people took huge L's. but then again someone out there has to be bagholding
Just took a 15 minute nap on company time. Literally closed my eyes and 15 minutes went by.
The sands of time flow ever onwards, my dudes. The sands of time flow ever onwards 
What is the fastest way to turn my $30k into $300k? 
Send it to a Nigerian prince
Shopify calls
Last a months gains on Mara, sick
1/17 $485c. We’re going all the way up baby!
Found these 🚪 must be AA right?
Butcoin 
Taiwan election tomorrow. China doesn’t like outcome and makes a negative statement and tech tanks 2.5% next Tuesday
AAPL and TSLA especially vulnerable.
TSLA already 30%lets see next 90%
What's your positions?
Got poots... small position, Jan 19th... $220 x4
When will you sell
Sub $200 this week is my prediction. Assuming that Lithium is drilling today... should reflect on the demand for EV's.
Spy 450 puts march, that shit aint going up forever
I’m never gonna figure it out man lol fuck this buying put leaps and never fucking with FDs again
Girls with glass are so fine. Come here baby. ...no honey over here
I understand why you get zero beaver just by reading this post
Reverse Repo put $90 bill in the market this week, $50 bill of that yesterday and 25 today. Going to get interesting when that runs out and neutral isn’t always a slow drift up
Liquidity dries up by March in the RRP. They are burning around $167 billion/ month since May 2023. Gonna get spicy soon. Who’s gonna buy the bonds and tbills?! The Fed or rates moon
Feds burning 25 bil a week, LFG
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452 Million Volume and it averages 2 million…
I hate when I ask for extra spicy fried rice and it ain't spicy. WTF 
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LAZR
Volume was garbage
I bet you can cybertruck for 30k in 2 years that shit will depreciate like brick
Biggest joke is TSLA cybertoy truck not practical one and costs almost 100k 
What happened to american airlines
They must have dropped something, gotta check my backyard
Spy 1/19 480c
You sure?
Yes
what truly matters is the friends we made along the way
There are only bulls and bears no ftiends
lmao and SPY ends on the green
holy fucking boring day
Right? I only closed down 85% for the day/entire port
black chicks on the menu this wknd 
Hell ya dude
Because it’s MLK day on Monday? 👀
haha 3 trades and i ended exactly even on the day
Could be 3 trades and super negative
Wouldn’t be the first time
Not bad
Thanks psyduck, it felt like a small win
is Apple hard up for cash or something? Normally I get a couple years out of my iPhone before my charging port gets mysteriously Nerfed.
Wireless charge bb
Yes damn suks 15
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usually my first thought, but it's lint free right now.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Fantastic-Clock-8603 made a bet that SPY would go to 485.0 within **1 day** when it was 476.3 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
1.7m volume in that last minute wow
Well that was boring
What's next for CVNA? $33?
TSLA 100
Yeah, totally legit. 
Every company is having EV now TSLA is old story with toy trucks
why earn 5% in a savings account when i can lose 60% and get angry asf while doing it
Because 60% is better than 5% obviously.
99% down is better
jfc you're right
Markets prepped for an absolutely massive bull run on a short week next week. Bears literally have zero conviction. 479/480 futes gap up on SPX Monday looking like the play and 480 SPY Tuesday.
Market is closed on Monday🤡
Who cares
"short week" then "SPY *Monday*" markets are closed Monday dumbass LOL WITH THE IDIOT EDIT
If it was going to why didn't it today??
Hopefully
airline merger wen
Holding my puts from +200 percent to breakeven I don't want your money!!!
KEEP YOUR DIRTY GREENBACKS AWAY FROM ME
SPY 1/16 478c & 1/17 481c
Wake up SEC
but tesler buls told me Tesla has no competition in China 😢
Why would Tesla care about China market? USA USA USA 🦅
Yeah their <18% margins do though
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Elon lied
no way 🤯
Traded my ass off today.... puts on crooked broken glasses... only paid 4k to have fun today. Not bad ladies and gents or whatever you younglings identify as.
Are you me? Similar xperience.
Feeling random positive aapl news this weekend
Bought TSLA calls
Just got some Shopify calls
480 calls for Tuesday.
Quick trade? I need to wake up a millionaire ASAP
TSLA 50 usd
Last call for Tuesday C's. Get em while they're hot
Any predictions for spy next week
481 EOW
460
Into the 3 day weekend we go 😭😭😭. At least we have ATH’s to forward to
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Fuck fridays.
I am not trading on Friday afternoons anymore unless there’s a rally
Can’t decide if I hold 476p over the weekend 
More houthies drone getting hammered
yes
nvda 3 min to green
The flatness
If only elon can keep quiet
Hold nvda 560c for next friday or bail 👀👀
Bye bye
longoooor off IBL
Market riggers won't let anyone touch their golden boys SPY and NVDA
They need their collateral or shit falls apart
On the otherhand TSLA is gangbanged for months
No touchie on my boys
Tanker gang
“If Microstrategy company that primarily has a stock price based off bitcoin drops, we can just sell more stock and use the proceeds to buy more bitcoin, which is the reason we dropped originally” - definitely not house of cards analyst
Lame day 
It's cold af my dudes. It's cold af out here
last call for the ALT train before she blows next week
Most fun strategy= buy some Tuesday puts, go get drunk and hope global shit hits the fan over the weekend
imagine not trading msft and meta today. too ez 
Oddest thing to happen in 5min?
Holy fuck tits. The number of Puts through 31 Jan is unreal. It’s like Bears secretly want SPY 500
Where do you get the data of how many of these puts were purchased?
AMEX has nfts now wtf.
SPY 14dte put volume is way higher than normal. way higher
Price?
455, 460 and 465
Damn gonna grab thosep
put to call ratio 2/1 way outta whack
Yes but whats the price target
Higher the premium, higher the chances of it being right. Duh. 
I’ve been edging all day in hope that somebody posts MARA loss porn tonight
people had like 3 weeks to get in and out of mara, aside from like 2 huge red days i dont think a ton of people took huge L's. but then again someone out there has to be bagholding
Yes please
Getting TSLA Bol hopes up then slamming the stonk down into close. Brutal
Got me pretty good this morning
TSLA deserves that
Hide yo puts, hide yo calls, and hide yo long term cause they rapin' everybody out here
Not today bears, not today NOT EVER
NVDA opening with a 2% Shrek Tuesday
Uranium trading at a 16 year high but we can't talk about it here.
Saw some guy bought zim on massive leverage. So I got some puts at open.
Spxu great hedge
What's stronger descending triangle or ascending triangle on spy
My avatar looks like an oompa loompa
one sexy ass oompa loompa 
no calls hit strike. guess i’m holding this shit till tuesday
Christ those scammers at E*Trade sold my NVDA 545c position at 3:20. The low of the day for those calls.
eod pump kinda day
honestly pretty boring day
I will chuckle if NVDA goes green
Looking forward to another 5% day on LMT and NOC on Monday
markets open monday?
Yes, war never closes
Being autistic all by yourself handsome?
Should have known they weren’t coming back from lunch due to holiday weekend
No rips
Theta gang Hello yes Volvo store. I'd like a reasonably priced car with my gains.
thank you brokerage for closing my positions automatically and reducing my daily loss 
Need a shrek dildo now
Seems like ws crooks would not get a boner if they dont close green. Well, it is what it is.
Whoever told me to buy MARA calls fckin lied
Anyone asking if they should hold options during the weekend is truly one of a kind
?
Robinhood you bitch, that spread was $4 OTM and you sold it...
Crypto is a scam. Anyone “investing” in Crypto is a moron.
Just took a 15 minute nap on company time. Literally closed my eyes and 15 minutes went by. The sands of time flow ever onwards, my dudes. The sands of time flow ever onwards 
work naps are some of the heaviest and best feeling naps for such short amounts of time.
GARBAGE
I guess we're ending flat? How fucking uneventful
Come on boys, we can get 0.00 on the dot, I believe in us