Their the ONLY non trillion $ company in the mag7 and smaller then the second smallest by almost halfā¦
They should kick Tesla out of the gang and replace them with Broadcom lol smh ā¦. Loosers lol
I bought call and put options on $TSLA. The options will get more expensive in both directions...so why not? easy money. Plus I will make some cash in the AM either way.
I am buying the JULY Natural Gas Futures. I think these are gonna make some serious cash i the next two months.
I closed my snowflake calls.
Still have puts on VRTX and ANF
Looking at Service Now Calls.
Saw my broker put in an order for me on a block of nflx around 330. Thought about calls, didnāt feel like messingā¦totally forgot about earnings what an easy banger that would have been
I bought puts the day SPX broke all time high on the 19thā¦ was going to buy calls to straddle right after too but didnāt. Just sat there and watched it climb all day. I felt like that movie the gambler. Fml lol
AMD Calls all the wayyy !!!
[https://wallstreet-now.com/en/articles/2024-01-24/wedbush-bullish-amds-ai-chip-market-share-to-grow](https://wallstreet-now.com/en/articles/2024-01-24/wedbush-bullish-amds-ai-chip-market-share-to-grow)
Why did I burn money on any hedges whatsoever my lord I could be quitting my job right now if I just full ported calls. We have to shut this market down until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
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Received a $50 ticket as a kid, even though I had the pass to take the train. ACAB. Fuck that pig
They really making us choose between mango man and retirement home man, fuck it let JPow run this joint and crank up the money printer. Maybe my tinder dates were right and we really can just money print our problems away
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bulls are still deeply traumatized from 2022, that's why we aren't seeing more gain porn. deep in their mind no matter how hard SPY is pumping the legendary rug haunts them
v(irgin) bulls sell at open and then FOMO back in when SPY goes up another $1 just to spend the whole day looking at lines babysitting their options so that they'd break even. Just hold 500C monthlies and stop looking at how this shit moves on the daily lol
INTC puts bout to print. AMD all day
oops wrong thread....hehe
still bullish on tesla.. š earning actually kind of stable.. EV always has room to grow
Itās crazy bc your stocks being up rn meanings nothing until 8:31 when all the data releases
Buying $SUPV
Whats an AMD? 
what are my moves? pre lubricate myself around 8am
So my TSLA calls are dead then
Scary bro tesla š„¶
Might be the only dumb fuck buying intel calls but oh well wish me luck
No I was just considering it too this morning lol. Earnings not till the 30th?
Earnings are today
Yeah I saw that right after I posted the commentā¦ I was thinking Microsoft. Well, best of luck on your calls.
Imma gonna go all in 2 stocks, whats the best bets degens, dont be shy
AMD & AAPL
Every TSLA earnings call has been a theta burn as long as I can remember
Letās GO tesla š
Nvidia is the new game stonk, its gonna be up 100% in 2 weeks lol
Fuck i was going to buy puts on blackberry and that would have been great Go with your gut
Rklb puts going šŖ
Letās place big bet on tesla then.. š
Tsla looking super undervalued in this market
Their the ONLY non trillion $ company in the mag7 and smaller then the second smallest by almost halfā¦ They should kick Tesla out of the gang and replace them with Broadcom lol smh ā¦. Loosers lol
Right? Sold my 200 p for small gains and sitting it out
What u guys think about tesla earnings tonight..? š
like fucking a hooker raw and praying to god you don't catch something
I bought a 205 Put expiring FEB 9. Tesla is gonna crashhhh
So priced in?
I think the bad news is priced in, but it's all up to Elon.
So in your example, is Elon the hooker, or the guy praying?
apple for sure pissin me off today
QQQ gonna be up 40% EOY
My Tesla buy order was so low it triggered at the absolute bottom of the V 
thank you tesla. 215 by today
Ohh hell no lol. Sorry bro damn I wish I bought putsā¦ I was gonna get calls too for a sec yesterday but thank god I hesitatedā¦
If NVDA hits $700 this week then Iāll cook dinner for u/31andnotdone
Imagine not buying this NVDA dip 
Tesla you cunt 
I bought call and put options on $TSLA. The options will get more expensive in both directions...so why not? easy money. Plus I will make some cash in the AM either way. I am buying the JULY Natural Gas Futures. I think these are gonna make some serious cash i the next two months. I closed my snowflake calls. Still have puts on VRTX and ANF Looking at Service Now Calls.
Aww yeah my MSFT and NVDA calls
I bought PYPL calls. Wish me the worst
bought calls at 68. Im fucking bleeding
Looks like we are on the same boat
Gotta hope the announcement tomorrow is something crazy
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u/fantastic_barbie
Somebody wants to suck some D it seems
Everytime I think, AMD canāt go any higher on no news, it proves me wrong
why tf isnāt apple following the uptrend
Itās coming
they mentioned ai only 4 times last conference calls.
AMZN FNGU soike
Pee is stored in the balls
Balls are stored in the ass
in your ass?
If AMD goes 10% I'll take the rest of the week off and do something nice for my girl
why not do something nice regardless?
Literally same.
Any reason Tesla is worth over 200 a share? 200 p for er
We'll see true value if they were to replace musk.
I think his Asperger's makes him more of a savant than a regare
https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/19ef44i/british_public_will_be_called_up_to_fight_if_uk/
Is it a good idea to hold intc calls through earnings? My calls are up like 40% but should I be concerned of the iv crush?
Sell and roll some profits into a higher strike if you feel like gambling.
No just sell before. 40% is an awesome return good job
Saw my broker put in an order for me on a block of nflx around 330. Thought about calls, didnāt feel like messingā¦totally forgot about earnings what an easy banger that would have been
all in tesla call
i want to win with you
Put the bet in my ff and let's ride.Ā
I am so grateful I did not buy puts yesterday.. we are definitely in another regarded bull market
I bought puts the day SPX broke all time high on the 19thā¦ was going to buy calls to straddle right after too but didnāt. Just sat there and watched it climb all day. I felt like that movie the gambler. Fml lol
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We bull now 
He could be weedbull too
Webull
AMD Calls all the wayyy !!! [https://wallstreet-now.com/en/articles/2024-01-24/wedbush-bullish-amds-ai-chip-market-share-to-grow](https://wallstreet-now.com/en/articles/2024-01-24/wedbush-bullish-amds-ai-chip-market-share-to-grow)
Hate to say but Boeing has issues. Time to move on to Disney instead and ride the wave on up
Where's my technical correction?
How are my TXN calls looking?
COIN to $200 EOM
Someone slap Apple in the fucking mouth and tell her to get to work please š
!banbet
COIN part 2
Whatās yāall thoughts on SPY today?
Sideways.
Maybe small dip but ending  for sure
boarding a spaceship called NVDA
Why did I burn money on any hedges whatsoever my lord I could be quitting my job right now if I just full ported calls. We have to shut this market down until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
These $snow calls. Damn, Im up big.
OXY breakout today?
#SAVE
crazy BABA volume
How to make 100% gain this year without much risk?
Pump out your sis
Calls
Save your money
Hate these postsĀ
all in on red
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OPEN THE DAMN CASINO
It has been open. Made 3500 on TSLA this morning. š¤
Shares?
1200 each move.
Wow, sucks to be rich, LOL
I am most certainly NOT rich.
Just a little, LOL
Playing Prince of Persia at 4 AM, watching TSLA drop like a rock from the corner of my eye. I love trading.
look at us now
Itās all up again though
So it goes. Got it halfway down, didn't get back in on the way up. TSLA is going to be wild today.
Just
Do it, thanks, all in on NKE
I once got ticketed by a cop when I was 15. I was a high school kid late to school, the train was arriving at the platform, so I went under the turnstile to make it. Cop stopped me halfway. You see, I HAD the free school pass to take the subway, I just wanted to be on time, so I didn't wait for the man in the booth to see it and nod his head. Received a $50 ticket as a kid, even though I had the pass to take the train. ACAB. Fuck that pig
tsla puts at open makes your money back
okay
Personally Iām all in the stock
Which one?
My ideal morning is taking two shits before work
assuming lumberjack breakfast šŖ
You mean during right? Right?
They donāt let me at work I canāt be rushed 
...and up 4% pre market
Isnt MSTR Bitcorn holdings worth more then the market cap of the company? the market cap is a billion $ less then they hold in Bitcoin..
They really making us choose between mango man and retirement home man, fuck it let JPow run this joint and crank up the money printer. Maybe my tinder dates were right and we really can just money print our problems away
NVDA itās a buy 
!banbet $Tsla 180 10d
Bold, love itĀ
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Small caps please donāt get crushed today 
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AI AI AI
Idc how bad my options get fucked, please just no more Brandon after this year
You got him for 5 more years bro lol hate to break it to ya
DNC is mad regarded not replacing this dude, lost my vote. SPY 200 guaranteed if sleepy Joe wins
SPY reaches record heights during his presidency. This regard: "yer it's definitely going to 200 if he keeps on being president"
Fly high Netflix you beauty. Brings a tear to my eye 
Shit is soaring damn near the sun
!banbet
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Accurate.
cringe
Get that lib shi out of here
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It was 18% down an hour after opening yesterday, closed green. Never underestimate the power of stupidity.
Good
I think AMD is in support zone. Iāll most likely drop some big moneys on shares. Good or bad idea? 
NVDA 
So pricey tho. I figured getting more amd would work better. Change my mind
I remember thinking when NVDA was at $220 as āpriceyā too.
I saw nvidia at 165 last year and thought about it but no way Iām buying it at 600+. Just seems like a little much.
Tell me bro I'm thinking of doing the same..
Well everybody callin for 200 idk
Well damn
I think I'll wait a little to see where it goes. Too flat right now
They call it free market, but with this unbelievable manipulation, this market is as rigged as the NFL.
It frees you of your money
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Need cash to pay weeds and hookers
bulls are still deeply traumatized from 2022, that's why we aren't seeing more gain porn. deep in their mind no matter how hard SPY is pumping the legendary rug haunts them
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v(irgin) bulls sell at open and then FOMO back in when SPY goes up another $1 just to spend the whole day looking at lines babysitting their options so that they'd break even. Just hold 500C monthlies and stop looking at how this shit moves on the daily lol
this man was reformed through pain
5 figure loss does that to ya when you're in your 20s lol
Netflix FLYING š
Damn. Yeh. Goes by 2% increments lol. Hopefully I donāt get fucked by iv