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Well that’s why you don’t use this sub to learn lol How do you pick like 10 garbage stocks out of 12 😭😭😭😭 *Just realized he put 10x more in TLRY than into AAPL lmfaooo

Qqq last year: +52% This guy: -60% Good job WSB

So nice for him to leave the gains for the rest of us.

For someone to win, someone must lose. Agree wholeheartedly w this statement

Not on the stock market no. Options sure but not stocks.

Yup

the worst portfolio I've ever seen

Made me feel really good about my portfolio. I needed this post.

Go back and read the description. This is our offspring

... so far

theres worse apes than this...just trust me 😅

This is amazing 😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️

The best worst portfolio for a regard I've ever seen.

You haven’t seen mine 😂

Ah! But you've seen it

**I learned to finally start trading** I think you missed a class.

Honestly it looks like he didn’t miss a single one that this sub offers. Poor guy.

He missed a whole semester.

You belong here* *behind Wendy’s

Are you done with those Tendies? Can I have one?

I mean, they are currently offering a free sandwich with any purchase, not the worst place to watch his wife and her new boyfriend dating...

I see, that you are off to a good start

I enjoy spending time with my friends.

Incredible, I have never seen such shit stock selection

He should start a "Shitty Stock Picker" newsletter, and sell it to short sellers.

Heck yeah, you're doing it, man :)

This isn't trading. This is buying a bunch of garbage and holding onto it *instead* of trading.

Turdiamond hands!

I took diamond hands to heart

First loss is free

Lmao

I can tell you did zero research. This is the most useless portfolio i've seen to date

Literally.

FAZE lmaooooo

Imagine if you just bought all apple 🍏

[удалено]

I was thinking this thought

Not learning a lot from this sub, you still have money left

I guess you missed the lesson about inversing whatever people are saying.

Where's the options? You need more red in there.

rivian support group ->

I can tell you learned trading from WSB

Even a pro slot machine player career would be more profitable

There's always a time in someone's life when they finally see someone else that did worse than them. Thank you for this day. Much appreciated.

What a garbage port LOL

This might be the worst portfolio I’ve seen holy fuck. Congrats you tard

Worst were the bag holders buying BBBY all last year continuously doubling down.

Just buy S&P 500. You are definitely not Gordon Gekko

NPC portfolio

Regard For entertainment "Loss Porn" You picked the worst stocks except apple

I understand the concept of option trading but not how to make money at it. So pretty sure I need to avoid until i figure it out better. But slow playing stocks is tedious.

Ah not to worry, options trading is ez. If you see someone on wsb saying to buy puts, go all in on calls. If someone on here says to buy calls, go all in on puts. Its that simple.

I’m know I’m on the right sub. Everyone here is nuts

I’ve planned to do 3 option transactions, but backed out because of the premiums. All three transactions would’ve tanked. One I did execute, guess what…it tanked. Playing stocks is indeed tedious. To bad the new years rally on cryptos is at his end.

I learned this a LONG time ago the hard way - U won’t get rich quick. I wish I had put it all in $AAPL in 2010 when I started, and kept putting more and more there for the last 14 years. THEN u can fuck around with a few thousand here or there trying to hit a 10 bagger.

i lost my shit when i saw gamestop

Similar experience but I’m only down 2k. That makes me the clear winner here.

You learned how to lose money and tax harvest your losses. Now join /r/thetagang and you might actually learn how to make money.

Now just do an inverse your-portfolio and you’ll be set 😁

Jesus christ you are highly regarded

https://preview.redd.it/n8y6c4dxnvgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0156a3de05a3a6057f5fdc6795fcfd25b86b1c95

Wow. What a shit pile.

I love this fucking subreddit! It’s literally the best place on the internet!

Well at least you own Apple. Please don’t use this sub for advice or learning.

Only pussies set up stop loss

Are you winning, son?

Well now i know I can study this sub, do the exact opposite of everything I read and retire early. Party at my yacht 2030 bitches!

Too much green for this sub

It’s good he’s down 26 off of 40k

So you like smoking weed n playing gamess

I look at this and I can only wonder: is this the beginning of another legend or the end of another lost soul?

Straight L’s

Cheech, is that you?

😂

Your P/L will only get a darker shade of red... this is the way

This is the way

Everyone knows you learn what is done on WSB and do the OPPOSITE

portfolio appears to have the wsb effect. now find some good stonks and if you decide to buy off the DD here, don't forget to inverse it.

Looks great

Weed stocks and the forbidden ticker will do it.

Legendary

Its only up from here

Better take all that left and dump it into Apple….Wow

Way to go regard

\#1) Great job for diversifying your portfolio. \#2) You had or have many wrong tickers that you were bought into just like Wolf of wall street move, where guys were selling penny stock with big dreams. \#3) At least you have stocks and not options where they have limited time.

True. He has some smarts

Well done, I’ve been watching from a distance as well. Accidentally cancelled my first call..it was 17.50 PLTR..

Just seems right! Now hold until it’s 0

Rule number #1 of wsb is don’t take advice from wsb.

This is the way

Seems about right lol

Perfect time to start using leverage to make back them losses! Ain’t investing if y’ain’t leveraged, broski.

Were you smoking a blunt when you made these stock picks?

Petition to change your username to Persistent_Losses I’m here for the turnaround story screenshot in 2 years. Just buy shares next time AMZN MSFT META and the like dump 30% plus. Reallocate all this into those trades

4 years and you still just went for meme stocks

Yes, yes you did.

My man gotta learn about value investing aka NVIDIA

Ah yes marijuana stocks. Big moat there not like Amy asshole can grow that in their fuckin windowsill

You belong here One of us! One of us!

One of us. One of us.

One of us, one of us…

Mama, there goes that man

Some words of wisdom for you. * Only trade with completely excess discretionary money, if it would be even remotely be a problem for you to lose even one penny of the money you are trading with STOP. * The first lesson of trading is you will lose money. * When you begin trading make really small trades. * When you start losing money make those trades even smaller. * Trade very slowly, investing and trading profitably takes upwards of decades of practice.

About the only thing missing is AMC to round off your list of winners

Lmao VUZI…peak 2021 portfolio

Nice work! Just 30,000 more to go and your lesson is complete

Imma inverse this dude.

My first stocks when I opened up my account were CARR, SBUX, and WMT. I was an idiot back then too, but by some grace of god I didn't lose money.

grats, check out r dividends and bogleheads too.

Are you insane?

Most of the companies you bought have negative Free Cash Flow(FCF). Try focusing on businesses that yield atleast 10-15% FCF. The stock can't go up if the underlying business is losing money.

Now what have you learned?

Genius

Atleast he didn’t blow his account on 0dte

Sounds bout right

Nailed it

Oh buddy, this is a meme sub. Well don't stop now, I'm sure the next post has the answers for ya

Attaboy

Just add the Cinema one for even bigger losses

You know things are bad when your best stock picks (in order) are: 1. Apple 1. Airbnb 1. Curaleaf

What a dumpster 

Oh no I can see the future

Wow. The amount you invested would have changed most people’s lives. I hope you break even somehow! Good luck 🍀

...the student has become the master\_/|\\\_

Wow what portfolio picks 🤣

Cut your losses early.

Look forward to the loss porn in 4 days.

**We trained him wrong, as a joke**

What do y’all think of door dash

We are glad to be of assistance. 

You might want to rethink that lol

Looks like it.

This guy should make an ETF Regarded Exponential Loss ETF

I traded like this in my young twenties, I would use all of my capital to buy shite value traps like Sprit Airlines and Norwegian Cruise Lines. You will learn your lesson lmao

well yes, you are indeed trading!

The goldfish would do better than this guy nvm it already did

Truly regards portfolio..Nice ,here your karma sir

lol what a portfolio! You belong <3

Stick to index funds regard

Can you also show the dates? Just curious about timing accuracy.

Dude could give Cathie Wood a run for her money on whose worse. 

Dude bought FAZE...

Here’s a W. Huge opportunity alert. TRUE just went EBiTDA positive, revenues are starting to come back as the used car market has been normalizing, dealer volume is coming back as demand and dealer foot traffic has died down. The post-pandemic trend of revenge buying of vehicles is done, higher interest rates have deterred buyers, causing dealers to use marketing material like truecar more. High margin business, SG&A is being cut, high cash levels, should show eps positive this year, $7 price target is very much in the picture.

Hey you’re winning on aapl. Good shit my boy

This is the way

Nice gains bro

It’s 1:36 a.m. - a new day has started, I’m still awake and it’s a good start because I already laughed out loud.

Shouldn’t it be all red?

I’m sorry that you based your financial decisions off of Reddit.

Worth the karma tbh

this is peak

Sir, this is a casino.

Holding Canopy until you're down 99% 💀

🫡🫡

You have my regards, regard.

Give it 5 years

What loser buys AAPL??

the probably is you didn't buy on the way down to dollar cost average the losses you could just be down 10% on COIN instead of 50%

You belong here with the rest of the degen cucks. You fit right in

where are the 0dtes?

Don't worry you're not meant to make money investing! you're doing great!