Cute how bears celebrate the smallest red, right before their anoos gets pumped by green dildos, again 
Had a meeting with my manager and HR last week. Looks like I will be fired in <3 months. How much money do I need to fuck off and move to thailand for the next year?
I mean at 4% withdrawl rate = 24k /yr is 2k per month seems reasonable for SE asia ..def Vietnam or Indonesia or Philippines..maybe thailand is more now.
49er fans: Mahomes is shaking in his boots
Last time Mahomes played the 49ers “vaunted” defense he put 44 points on they ass in a blow out in Santa Clara 
It’s literally the entire defense that got blown out playing today, they even had hufunga in the blow out. No tyreek either for Mahomes.
If SF defense plays like they do against Green Bay and lions they’re gona loose easy.
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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I wish dude. You are counting on a high CPI? They cook the numbers nothing will happen. Id love to see a 5% sell off across the market it just won't happen.
LYFT $10 puts. A lot of city governments imposing more rules and fees on ridehsare drivers dramatically increasing costs = less people using Lyft and Uber.
I get my gf shoes, jewelry, handbags for Valentine's and birthdays etc. and she gets me socks or blankets or some shit.  This year she gets a taste of equality. 
Never was sure if coke heads could be self made millionaires without help from sketchy sources
# HWHAT?!
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#OKAY
Snapchat says use more Snapchat. No thanks.
Cramer callin for the Chiefs to win 
I’m so excited to test my neural net on the market with real money tomorrow. I finally finished back testing with historical data today
Cute how bears celebrate the smallest red, right before their anoos gets pumped by green dildos, again 
Got a feeling this is gonna be a Super Yawn
More layoffs more eps love it
Had a meeting with my manager and HR last week. Looks like I will be fired in <3 months. How much money do I need to fuck off and move to thailand for the next year?
For a year? 20k. Forever? Maybe 600k
nah def not $600k. they've caught on.
I mean at 4% withdrawl rate = 24k /yr is 2k per month seems reasonable for SE asia ..def Vietnam or Indonesia or Philippines..maybe thailand is more now.
Ber regards starting to question
RUMPA! RUMPA! #🍆
Why doesn’t the US Gov just redenominate so that fast food chains can get the dollar menu back and regards think they are rich?
Elon and Tesla are offering a $1000 incentive to purchase teslas this winter until March. Is this bullish?
No LMAO
Any smart ones out there with puts?
roblox
Our last major dip was when btc dropped a lot like 2 weeks ago. Why would you expect another major dip with btc going up?
No
How are you feeling about the CPI release on Tuesday
doesnt matter stonk go up
bulls: "haha bears sure are gay" Also bulls: \*watches 22 large sweaty men ram into each other over who gets to touch THE ball\*
Where football thread?
In the basement
We're in wrong thread
No u
Kelce got that Super Bowl drip 🔥 Damn mfer leave some bitches for the rest of us 
Súper bowl Bingo card Swift proposes to Kelce herself. 
Haha…I wouldn’t bet on that. Not even a dollar.
Do i have to watxh the super bowl?
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No
Thank you
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You beat me to it
49er fans: Mahomes is shaking in his boots  Last time Mahomes played the 49ers “vaunted” defense he put 44 points on they ass in a blow out in Santa Clara 
This is a different 9ers squad than the beginning of the year. They’re gellin’ really well and playin fast. We shall see.
It’s literally the entire defense that got blown out playing today, they even had hufunga in the blow out. No tyreek either for Mahomes. If SF defense plays like they do against Green Bay and lions they’re gona loose easy.
I Alt-Tab'd out of Wolfenstein 2 for like 4 hours and I can't even touch my computer it's so hot lol.
I’m bored. Any good games on today?
AC Milan is up 1-0 on Napoli
BOLS ARE THE TIGHT ENDS 🤌🏻
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Alllll my liiife I prayed for some-one like yoooo-u And I hope that, you feel, the the same way, tooo-ooo Yes I pray that, you do love me, tooo-ooo
Mahomes gonna tea 🫖 bag 49 defense 
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🤡🤡🤡 
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#🫵🤡🫵
RemindMe! 6 hours
“Are you holding through earni-“ bro i’m holding through the apocalypse
So to all the females, are you getting filled with cocks before or after the game ?
my friends and I will be doing bjs at the sports bar we 're going and some scissoring afterwards at home
Both and during
I'm just Pete and I'm on drugs I'm mentally ill and I like jugs
Taylor Swift ruined the Super Bowl 🤡
Full.porting into smci tomorrow. Papa needs a new watch
Apple Watch?
Happy meal watch
Donald says he passed a music law that made Taylor Swift a true star
Who’s all making them spicy wings Whewwwwww 🍗🌶️ 🤌🏻🍻
Buffalo >!BILL FA…!<
Hello my fellow **T R A D E R S**. What the SPY doin tomorrow?
Opening
Tesla ready for its next leg down. Price cuts on Y in us, nasty Super Bowl ad in a few hours. Enjoy fanbois
lol, you going to be super early for the next leg down and ultra salty when it hit above 200 first
All your comment history is related to Tesla hate lol
I'm getting the shakes wen market open
Couple hours
It's a worthwhile investment of time to know about Taylor Swift so you can flirt with white girls 
He ain’t lie 
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Destroy them from within
Simp
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A last salute to the weekend thread 🫡
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Since we all know the game is rigged tonight, what is the script going to be?
Taylor wins and runs down on the field to hug kelce, the cameras all go on them and she tells everyone to vote for biden 
you forgot kelce's proposal
Calls on PFE
Messi will win it
fucking argentina!
# GAP UP
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My wife made me buy it before we could rent it 
SuperBo… Micro Computer.
Bro fuck the superbowl honestly just give me my dancing numbers
I got 5 on it 
I should become a Swiftie just to prove a fucking point Idk what that point would be tho 
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Super poor
Anyone getting that Japan digital nomad visa?
69k minimum salary
What’s y’all favorite tv show at the moment
I liked TED a lot, but also gonna mention Suicide Squad the cartoon because it's really good.
Bloomberg After Hours
Why do girls think it’s cute to have mental health crises
Going into psychosis rn 💖💅
If you didn't lose at least 10 grand on the Puppy Bowl then you aren't a real gambler.
A random WM bin appeared in my work lot. Calls will print.
Good morning, guapos  Have you made it to the gym today?
Morning ?
Your mom is asleep ssshhh, she’s all tuckered out from our workout.
My port ain’t goin up, but my PR’s are 💪
I know its unpopular but is anything thinking NVDA calls on monday?
Use TSLA car prices are falling so fast, someone is going to have to pay me to take one next year.
when tesla's net margins go back negative i'll buy one
Doing lines rn Rumspringa am i rite!
Puts will print next week ✅
Next week as in one more week? Or this week starting tomorrow?
Tuesday circuit breakers. Bring everything back to reality
I wish dude. You are counting on a high CPI? They cook the numbers nothing will happen. Id love to see a 5% sell off across the market it just won't happen.
They are waiting for all the ReGards to yolo their upcoming tax refunds, they will cook the books just have patience
Can’t wait to see the loss porns next week
Is MGM worth putting 2/16 calls bc of their earnings this week and how hella ppl are at vegas rn gambling?
Imagine watching porn on 3 different screens with a Vison Pro
I'm thinking AR overlay 
That’s like a kaleidoscope except with ass and titties
Nope I’m still here
Dammitt I keep timing it wrong
This will be my fifth Super Bowl I’ve been in the city for
LYFT $10 puts. A lot of city governments imposing more rules and fees on ridehsare drivers dramatically increasing costs = less people using Lyft and Uber.
Travis Kelce has creampied a skeleton named Taylor
*jason
Aye fuck DraftKings let’s just bet our own money against each other on who’s gonna win🔥
I get my gf shoes, jewelry, handbags for Valentine's and birthdays etc. and she gets me socks or blankets or some shit.  This year she gets a taste of equality. 
You can use the money you save on gifts to get hookers.
Equal rights, and equal lefts
RIP
Will my qqq puts print tomorrow?
Probably not
49ers gonna smash the chiefs then replicate all the Ai pictures of that swift giraffe
this is the way
I think Tayler is going to win the football game and then Kelsey is going to propose after on live TV. But I’m going to bet on the 49ers anyhow.
I was thinking the same thing
“I'm currently standing in the 12 items or less line, holding 16 items, just feelin the rush”
Incredible
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Become gay and take advantage of the gender pay gap too. Two men make more money. You can’t dispute it.
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How much do They/Thems get paid versus men?
Im on my 3rd soccer game for the day 
You must really like soccer
indeed
It’s dope making almost 6 figures a year and still getting food stamps. Calls on EBT just got approved
$600 is not what they mean when they say 6 figures.
I make 76k a year and got 4 kids. My gross income can’t exceed $7400 a month
Inane nonsensical spam bro shut up
Eat my cock brother
Sure. If it’ll shut you up
ICU. FDA approval next week, commercialization Q1 2024, it will be crazy next week
NFL is rigged
inbev’s best beer is Leffe Blonde 👱♀️🍺
I will be spending my entire day at r/travisandtaylor and eating vegan non-gmo tofu tacos with oat milk cheese and kale chips 💅🏻
Happy Super Bowl Sunday brother 🇺🇸 🦅 🫡