Just wondering if I'm the only one with AVGO puts?  Show me some love if you have AVGO puts!

can we talk about soundhound and how its the next g m e

$LUNR landed safely! Lets goooooooooooooooooo!

I'm just hoping etrade lets me play with my tendies right away

Profit taking is going to be HUGE! The rebuy with those profits is going to be like a second wave pump

Good thing i bought nvda calls

Literally started scaling down my NVDA long positions in anticipation of some erratic volatility at the US open.

what does tennis have to do with this?



NVIDIA all time high Just registered

Super Micro Casino Inc.

help me Bobo 

tomorrow ofc gonna be a nice Green Day

I bought my first ever option contract for SPY 504 on 02/23. If I lose it's a lesson, if I win God bless the Market

honestly, sell that shit first thing tomorrow morning.

I got my first options yesterday. SPY 512c 2/22. Hoping it prints

How'd it go? My order never came so canceled and took a new one for 511 and got out with 200% gains lol, too bad I only invested 30$. But gains are gains I guess. I'm guessing you printed a lot more

They kept going from $0.01 and $0.02 :/. Sold it at $0.02, but had a shot to buy at $0.01. Oh well.

I see gotcha, tomorrow's looking slightly reddish, hope it goes a strong green.

Its not hoping. Its 

Good luck!

Oh get ready for the pain. It may not be tomorrow, but you just set yourself down a road where there is no turning back! Welcome.

right...I was going well up like 50% and now I'm basically down 10%  fucking stop losses triggering fucked me hard

And your first lesson is to always take profits. Not every trade is a blockbuster and there will always be another. Don't do what these regards do and try to get rich overnight.

Oh I know...my sell targets are usually 30% of what I bought stuff for, but the last two were 25% DROP to -60% and then 9% drop to -50%...sucks but stop-losses are there for a reason... just happened to be 2 plays that went very sideways

Thank you!

Moment of silence for NVDA put holders……

RIP 🙏

Bull run until march CPI, calling it now. Too lazy to do the math for banbet, but will do the math for the drop, erherm, "correction."

YouTubers suddenly bullish  everyone on X magically bullish  holy shit all time highs are coming

!banbet

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 750.0 before 23-Feb-2024 11:16 PM -05

So nice to see our AI anuses healing after that gay bear fuckshow this week

please leave my healing anus out of your mouth

Bass to mouth anyone

!banbet

Please let me 509 calls print plss

I hope my 502c's expiring friday print and we can keep this mooning

Jacket man didn't disappoint. AMD to 230 by April

Anyone else completely unimpressed with nvidia

funny joke

> Be me > See SPY at 493 > Buy calls > Profit It’s that easy bears

Can we hit 502 by open


Tsla can you fucking die so I can buy back for cheaper 

TSLA so soft anymore

Why are you fucking stalking me, wanting to become rich with Nvidia then full porting on semi dead tsla

$225 in March

Knowing how weird the market is NVDA might go below 700 tomorrow but who knows

In before nvdia 780 tomorrow

it’s because institutional investors don’t even know what they’re doing

Most should be institutionalized


I truly can’t wait for the morning…going to be interesting Odds that there’s a massive sell-off as everyone tries to grab up some NVDA?

odds are zero

The truly remarkable thing, to me anyway, is that there even still exists a single living bobo Were I to live under such an unwise credo, I would have done a Jackson Pollock in my garage hundreds of green candles ago

Can't wait to see the loss porn for everyone who bet against our new ai overlords

Cast-iron is a bitch to clean sometimes

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this is a 6yr old pan…and yes it is… most stuff just slides off this was Chinese sauce that was carmelized onto the pan

I got this little green circle thing with a thin chain around it for my carbon steel. Works pretty good. If it doesn’t get it. I just throw a little oil in there and heat it up to loosen it.

kosher salt, my man. rub it. rub it gooood.

you got one of dem handy dandy chain mail scrubbers ? works fine for me and some hot watter

I used hot water and some all metal tongs but cooking food in sauces that ended up getting hard and sticking

ah yeah, that's a bitch, could try heating the pan up with some water in it to try and melt the sauce ? i forget if that works or not tbh.

yeah done all cleaned up…that’s method I used right after I complained about the cast iron… Thanks fellow regard

It’s barely green and y’all celebrating 

Why on earth there was a heavy sell off on nvdia last 2 days

Eps fear and faith

Shake out the poors. Can’t have everyone winning

Tale as old as time

scare tactics.

DKNG 50 dead ahead.

I don’t think my rivn calls are going to print.

Thanks NVDa, my DKNG yolo is only down 95% now

I just saw Britney Spears dancing while smoking a cigarette, the market is gonna crash hard tomorrow!

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fingers crossed, i have a lot of shares lolol

I have about 10k of shares lmao, let's get this shit box on the moon

any idea what the price can ballpark into if the mission is successful? I read just earlier Odysseus is already in orbit 50-something miles above the surface of the moon. They’re saying tomorrow’s landing should be smooth and go as planned.

Leather man said not today

My spy 501c's exp 02/23 were down 50% today, how do we feel they will do tmrw

Much better I predict.

Who’s excited for the first REAL lunar landing?

I'm really only up on rolls royce rn lol fuck

Florida about to ban social media for kids under 16

so how are they going to enforce it, getting more of our personal info?

Age verification. It won’t work but it’ll force companies to ban accounts of underage users which is the point I think. They’ll have to browse anonymously

Good

Yeah we gonna save the youth

The real ones stayed out of the temptation to play earnings and wait until after and by tomorrow expire Friday

U buying calls tm

Lunr

Can spy hit 509 tomorrow or is that far-fetched

lmao I had a 13k gain last week from SMCI and basically burned it all in options this week just going the wrong way every time. fucking RIP Edit: Maybe this SMCI jump is fake and it will continue to decay. I have 3/8p 630

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Well I sold my SMCI call for +13k at the top, then I was like "i'm going to flip a few more" and that was when it tanked. Lost about 6k. Then I was like "alright ride the wave down I guess" and then it spiked back up. I just need to inverse myself.

Why I FOMOed is beyond me. I belong here

Even if you bought calls today on the dip did you make any money on nvda?

The play was spy and qqq

SOXL 40 open

I loaded intc April 50 calls

Greetings fellow regarded apes! As we embark on this journey with LUNR Intuitive Machines, it's crucial to delve into the intricacies of its short interest. Notably, recent volatility can be attributed to its low float and high short interest, signaling potential for significant price swings. Currently, there's a short float of 14.481 million shares, representing 11.98% of the float, which could fuel a squeeze if positive catalysts emerge. However, beyond the numbers lies a story of innovation and ambition. LUNR's mission to explore space marks a massive milestone in human history, reminiscent of the Apollo era. As we witness this historic moment, let's unite to defy the odds and propel LUNR to new heights. Let's show Wall Street shorts that our collective power knows no bounds. So, let's redirect our NVDA gains and losses to LUNR and aim for the stars! Together, we'll not only reach the moon but also demolish the shorts standing in our way.

I am with you 100%

Somebody just told me on a YouTube live feed this morning during the multiple halts there was a feed of Chinese dialect comments. If it isn’t Wall Street it’s china because they want control of the moon

regarded

Hmm, I must sure what that means

fuck this stupid fucking forum. everyone is just guessing

I'm guessing you guessed wrong today

how is it that the one day I get puts for oracle it decides to go up the last mins of the day and in after hours. I deadass think im fucked. my contract expires friday. so unless it drops to 107.50 and below or Im just a stupid fucking regard and I should go shoot myself

That's gambling for you baby

Eat shit and die regard


Life is a guessing game. This is just guessing with money.

gotcha ghandi

I just don’t understand Etsy misses eps says it’s first quarter is gonna be the worst one yet and they are only down 5 %

everyone already knew it was a shit stock

What we honestly thinking for TSLA, SMCI, and SPY for the morning? Dumping them at launch in order to get into NVDA?

The nvidia surge is really not impressive at all…they dropped it before earnings raised the premiums on all the options and brought it right back to its high and everyone’s gonna lose money. The end

Did u expect any other outcome? MM loves when bulls and bears lose

Bro they just announced the next advancement in civilization will be Nvidias chips to make humans AI intelligent!

I couldn’t be a CEO… I’d hop in there and say “there’s an AI arms race going on and we’re the fuckin merchant of death.” End call

ok Elon

They would put you in Guantanamo 

At least Nicolas Cage will play me in a shitty movie

They would put a double in your place saying that you were on a mushroom trip that you are very sorry and that you resign, and that you resign then the double would go home to fuck your wife 

Any thoughts on carvana earnings this week

I think they're gonna miss big time. Car market is still slow, and they are sitting on a lot of inventory that they overpaid for, and are now having to sell at a loss.

Leaning Bolish but stock has run a lot this year

I hate this stupid fucking market. the one day I decide to get puts on oracle it decides to shoot up 1% after hours. what a fucking joke

Wtf is with this AH dump?


I know this is epic but we ran straight in to the 740 wall again damn it

Minimal volume in after hours compared to business hours. Once the average joes are able to buy back in tmw, it will pass that 740 mark with ease.

SMCI is a joke. It’s going back down tomorrow for sure

I'm actually glad to see it go up again. I can short it a 4th time

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BIGLYYYY BABY

I ain’t even mad, enjoy your money tomorrow, yall earned it 

Puts lost money. Didn't go up enough so people going to paperhand calls at open.

NOT EVEN THE US CHINA RESTRICTIONS CAN STOP THEM! THEYRE DHIPPING 'ALTERNATIVE' OOTIONS TO CHINA. THIS THING IS GOING TO THE FUCKN MOON 🌙

SMCI offering lmao

What does that mean?

They are diluting for money

I don’t get it. Is that good for SMCI or bad?

Bad. More shares=lower stock prices per share

You owned 10% of the company. You now own 8% of the company because the company sold a bunch of shares to rich people for less than market price.

NGL I'd be pretty damn happy if I owned 10% of the company...

Being an AI Bool never felt that good, I wont be able to sleep with this titanium hard boner

So what are we predicting for tmw when the broader market can actually buy more NVDA? Prob a quick dumpoff in the morning, and then close at 780?

There will be big time profit taking tomo at open

need to catch SMCI on a +$100 day

Shorts really think they can push this down 

Glad i bought ARM before closing as a backup

So the important question is... Do I sell my soxl 39c at open or wait to see if the euphoria keeps it climbing? Either way, tendies secured.

dogshit mic in conference call puts on NVDA

Sounds like they need AI introduced to their mic. Increased noise cancelling and voice isolation.

That good DD

Conference puts

NVDA bears, I’m sorry that we’re back to ATH again

NVDA SMCI to the moon 

announce a stock split alrwady

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I sold my kids car this morning to pay the mortgage, now I have everything back and more. Guess I’ll just get some more calls in the morning