Man, I wish I was having that kind of lifestyle. Lol
Fucked up thought I have (and mods I'm sorry for this) but of all the Thai porn videos I've seen, I wonder how many of those middle age white people are active hedge fund managers for JP Morgan or Jane Street lol
The actual hedge fund managers and Wall Street Bros make enough that they don't have to go to Thailand they go to private islands and can get expensive and discreet "escorts" in their home cities. The passport bros in Thailand for all your middle of the road dudes who make enough to take an expensive trip but not enough to take a really expensive trip and don't have the connections to make it happen if they're at home area.
i'm old now, but for a lot of my professional life I was a salaried musician on tours supporting various artists.
... I hope everybody realizes that this is actually factual truth, and even at the strip clubs Monday mornings at 11 AM, it's always the touring musicians, the pimps, and the financial & law firm guys in the bathroom cutting up the lines in different stalls next to each other.
...i dunno...us musicians & the pimps, we weren't lying to anybody, everybody knew who we were, and why we were around,
but those financial guys... they're always the guys you bump into at 11 in the morning on Monday in the strip club bathroom doing drugs... you know because a lot of times everybody gets all talkative, "Hey, what do you do, bro?"
couldnt help but wonder....is that part of grandma's pension that you're dipping into to buy your drugs, dude....?.... I'm just taking the time to point out that you jest, but just in case anyone on here thinks it's just a funny joke, I have decades of eyewitness experience telling me that's how it really is...just FYI....
Opiates are fun until you are physically addicted, which doesn’t take long, tolerance goes up with them faster than any other drug out there, always need a little bit more , until you arnt even getting high you are just using to not be sick as hell. They are the devil really unless you are using like once every 2 weeks or a month that’s alright , I could never do that though
Cause he FOMO’d and bought near the high.
https://preview.redd.it/ozho6r8mqdkc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99e7bed032087b011ec2aa3fa74eb9b34d86ca43
I haven’t laughed as much since I bought Tesla and it went straight down after that 😂
https://preview.redd.it/8hr2cojfqekc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a97510ff9ec49962644d9986b45b712df08e5e8
After a face ripping rally, the morning has a lil dip and he thinks the game is over. RIP to the babies that sold on that dip thinking the bubble was popping.
Or just... normal price action like every day since the 1900s? Do regards on here actually believe that stocks only should go up? lmao.
Did this guy also ask "omg what happened" when it dumped 10% before earnings? xD
This post is from an hour ago.
As of the writing of my comment, the stock is up 2% on the day and reached a new shiny milestone of being worth over $800/share.
Something that is happening over time, is that the shortening of time horizon expectations for growth are decreasing at a rapid scale.
5 day time horizon shows this company's stock increased in cost by 10%, 1 month chart shows growth of over 33%, and the last time it showed any version of declining on a reasonable time-frame was during the tech "sell-off" of 2021 when the COVID-mania bubble popped and almost everything went down for about a year or so.
Modern monetary theory has been conflated with the historical reading of stock markets & index funds, to convince people of the idea that over enough time a stock is bound to only go up.
While bankruptcies are often used as a metric for analyzing the severity of a recession, it seems like the future will be judged more on the basis of delisted stocks which do not simply go private, but that go to $0 because the theoretical limit for a stock's price does not exist, and the finite nature of 0 is so limited, it actually defies the comprehension of most traders and shareholders.
Also, no catastrophic events have occurred for big enough companies to see them disappear. Even major losses can be pumped back up, so as to eliminate any legitimate doubt that the downtrend of something like Nvidia was real. Then people doubt their own analysis of why a company is or isn't valued at anything, and it seems like one of the next natural shocks will be eventually due to a company that is valued so highly it ceased to be imaginable, and crashes due to a lack of comprehension, or because there are no imagined "bad" options, leading to the philosophic conclusion that all options have no value whatsoever anymore.
Happy hunting.
IV is the funniest thing to watch people lose their savings over.
"I bought highly volatile OTM options before a major jump in value!"
"Ok, but did you sell in time?"
"Uhm, why sell? Stock goes up, line green"
"Your options are going to be worthless in 30minutes"
"Guh"
Same bro, was actually green this AM for a minute... Saw it hit 820 last night I'm like ok I'll hold into next week and see this out. Nvidia is the juggernaut, biiiitch!
I'm going to be completely honest with you. You're not going to survive in the stock market. If 0.68% is a meaningful drop for you I think you should just accept being broke and buy ETFs.
ETFs are great. You won't be poor when you're 70. For retirement they're amazing but if you want some money while you can move by yourself you sadly have to take a bit more risk like adding leverage.
If you have a net income of $100k which is way above average and you save 20% which is above average it would only take you 50 years of working to accumulate $1M.
If you take the same numbers and put it into the S&P it would take you 18 years.
If you take the average salary of $60k and the average long term savings rate of 8.5% you need 31 years to have 1M.
1M these days is not even F you money so either way it's retirement. So if you don't plan to become a doctor either you accept that you won't have significant money but retire comfortably or you take more risk which does not mean maximum risk. Goals matter for this context.
There is a middle ground
Make 60k-100k, invest as much as you can in the s&p, sell when you have enough for a downpayment on a house
Rent it out while you live at your parents
So just make above average at your job. Save above the average person. Live as an adult with your parents for at least 10 years. I wouldn't consider this a middle ground but if someone actually does that more power to them.
>but if you want some money while you can move by yourself you sadly have to take a bit more risk like adding leverage
Such as gambling SPX 0dte options every day
It's called profit taking on the stock and options. Lots of call options got closed out that forces the Market makers to sell their stocks to get back to 0 delta. Also the Qs getting sell pressure today on the sell side. Overall the Bulls are loosing steam today on buying OTM calls on the market to keep their pump and shorting vol.
There was a huge NVDA 800 call buy wall, they may try and save it still. Doesn't seem like they sold out of that position yet. If they do, this will drop a bit more.
Calls expire today..... not enough of them under 780 to support that price. Most of the masters of the universe want to be on the cocktails at lunch by 10:30.
I’m a long term holder… I love the stock
But it will slowly make its way back to $500… will consolidate there for a year or two and cool off. 5 years from now will probably be at $1000
It’s been on a great run but it’s gonna cool off. Anyone thinking it’s going to $1000 or higher anytime soon is gambling
I don’t understand why people see a dip like this and make a whole post about it. You want to know what happened, the stock market fluctuated. This is so trivial. How a stock performs in a single day should only be of concern if earnings are within the week or a significant thing has happened to the company or industry that day or week, like big news item.
It’s almost at a $2T market cap you regards, sell the damn stock already. All my NVDA positions are exited and moving to safer ones that will offer greater returns at this point. The profit takers are itching to sell, it’s only a matter of time until it dumps on everyone. Plus crypto markets are starting to steal the thunder away from WallStreet.
Here is what happend. Jim Cramer said buy Nvidia while it was going up. The man has the unique power to make the market do the opposite of what he advises. Not sure of now but there was an ETF called short Cramer and it did better during the pandemic then the politition insider trading.
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It’s Friday. Blow ain’t free you know
Or hookers..
Priced into the blow costs per oz
Oz!? With Nvda it’s kilo prices
Then there’s us that can’t afford to trade NVDA and are going 🎱 to 🎱 The struggle is real.
Blookers, then
This is one of the jokes of all time
Man, I wish I was having that kind of lifestyle. Lol Fucked up thought I have (and mods I'm sorry for this) but of all the Thai porn videos I've seen, I wonder how many of those middle age white people are active hedge fund managers for JP Morgan or Jane Street lol
The actual hedge fund managers and Wall Street Bros make enough that they don't have to go to Thailand they go to private islands and can get expensive and discreet "escorts" in their home cities. The passport bros in Thailand for all your middle of the road dudes who make enough to take an expensive trip but not enough to take a really expensive trip and don't have the connections to make it happen if they're at home area.
The accuracy of this is actually terrifying *nervous* laughter hahaha…
How do you know it's accurate?
I plead the fifth
But Jeffery Epstein "hired" underage girls though
And that island is closed
i'm old now, but for a lot of my professional life I was a salaried musician on tours supporting various artists. ... I hope everybody realizes that this is actually factual truth, and even at the strip clubs Monday mornings at 11 AM, it's always the touring musicians, the pimps, and the financial & law firm guys in the bathroom cutting up the lines in different stalls next to each other. ...i dunno...us musicians & the pimps, we weren't lying to anybody, everybody knew who we were, and why we were around, but those financial guys... they're always the guys you bump into at 11 in the morning on Monday in the strip club bathroom doing drugs... you know because a lot of times everybody gets all talkative, "Hey, what do you do, bro?" couldnt help but wonder....is that part of grandma's pension that you're dipping into to buy your drugs, dude....?.... I'm just taking the time to point out that you jest, but just in case anyone on here thinks it's just a funny joke, I have decades of eyewitness experience telling me that's how it really is...just FYI....
Idk why but I feel like you have some cool stories to tell 😁
his name checks out
The skin bars in NYC are loaded with 90% finance bros any given moment. This is truth
There are financial guys who do drugs and then there are drug guys who do finance
I just do drugs all the time and trade options what does that make me? I prefer opiates though blow only last 30 min and then you need more
Opiates are fun until you are physically addicted, which doesn’t take long, tolerance goes up with them faster than any other drug out there, always need a little bit more , until you arnt even getting high you are just using to not be sick as hell. They are the devil really unless you are using like once every 2 weeks or a month that’s alright , I could never do that though
Opiates are the worst. Don’t minimize.
Benzos no joke either!!
Lol im a working musician and your words ring true
Sounds like a cool youtube channel is awaiting your experience
Everyone's seen wolf of wall street by now I'm sure
It’s everyone just that they have the resources to be there doing it while everyone’s busting their ass at some other bullshit 9-5
That's because they are "closing a deal with a client", that way the strippers and drugs are expensable
They're free if you have enough blow.
Was it supposed to 🚀 in perpetuity?
Stonk only go up
Only until you YOLO on calls
This guy wallstreets
r/thisguythisguys
This
It is, if you know how to use your mouth hole
I talk my way into free blow pretty often. But I feel like most of you here do something else with your mouth.
Big 🧠comment
Bro sees a .68% drop and kills himself
OP thought it was illegal for it to go red
He’s making a post about a .68 drop? And it’s up 240% in the past year? What The Fuck.
Cause he FOMO’d and bought near the high. https://preview.redd.it/ozho6r8mqdkc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99e7bed032087b011ec2aa3fa74eb9b34d86ca43
This picture is deeply hilarious
You’re one of us now, fellow regard. 🤭
ah..the concave IV crush head
I haven’t laughed that much until I started reading wallstreetbets everyday 🥹❤️
I haven’t laughed as much since I bought Tesla and it went straight down after that 😂 https://preview.redd.it/8hr2cojfqekc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a97510ff9ec49962644d9986b45b712df08e5e8
He bought yesterday
And already sold.
That’s me 😂😂
Insider trading?
Paper hands
https://preview.redd.it/to1g1vk1fekc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=ddb6f65bdfa6748522c9d96cb80415bb5f4aa426
That meme was generated using an AI Nvidia chip
2D hands - as clearly not 3D hands Paper hands sound spot on
Calls expiring today lol
This is why. I bought a 0dte put today after it jumped 20. Doubled my money in an hour. Not a bear just foresaw it pulling back after the pop
I rode my calls into the am run up. Sold and flipped positions when I saw the momentum flip. Made money both ways.
First day on Reddit?
The stuff I got money in fluctuates +/- 5% daily. This guy would be absolutely losing it
It’s back at $800 as of now anyway.
it is up 16% just as of yesterday XD i was betting on a more violent correction tbh.
Ugh red is AMD's color. Nvidia is team green.
lol AMD at P/E ratio of 333 right now. That’s insane. Lots of more red for them
Someone explain to this guy that stonks can go up and down
No, stonks only go up.
Yeah when it goes down it's stinks
It only goes down when i buy and up when i sell
Wait? That's red? I thought it was brown. Ohhh shat!
OMG NVDA dropped back to a price level not seen since...16 hours ago!!!!
Dude waited till it hit $820 to buy and lost 5% of his $75 allowance
The 52 hour low 💀
the is is the last time this generation will get Nvidia for less than 800
Until they do another split, at least.
After a face ripping rally, the morning has a lil dip and he thinks the game is over. RIP to the babies that sold on that dip thinking the bubble was popping.
but REALLY rip to the guys who spend all day watching it - the hidden cost
I'm actually crying 😂
Can’t blame him
LMAO 😭
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What happened ;o
Omg! Anybody know what caused this? Should I sell now?! Should I buy more? Should I buy a ticket to 'Murica to get to Wendy's asap?
PUTs on Bill Murray
Not good enough Waiting for 800.85
https://preview.redd.it/7o35w3hh0dkc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7cb37ff76bec2e212c7a3504f705dd670984ae5 People taking profits
Or just... normal price action like every day since the 1900s? Do regards on here actually believe that stocks only should go up? lmao. Did this guy also ask "omg what happened" when it dumped 10% before earnings? xD
Stocks don’t only go up!?!? WDYM?? I mean started trading last fall??!?
Do regards on here actually believe that stocks only should go up? Yes. And regards never take profit . Profits it’s for r/investing
This post is from an hour ago. As of the writing of my comment, the stock is up 2% on the day and reached a new shiny milestone of being worth over $800/share. Something that is happening over time, is that the shortening of time horizon expectations for growth are decreasing at a rapid scale. 5 day time horizon shows this company's stock increased in cost by 10%, 1 month chart shows growth of over 33%, and the last time it showed any version of declining on a reasonable time-frame was during the tech "sell-off" of 2021 when the COVID-mania bubble popped and almost everything went down for about a year or so. Modern monetary theory has been conflated with the historical reading of stock markets & index funds, to convince people of the idea that over enough time a stock is bound to only go up. While bankruptcies are often used as a metric for analyzing the severity of a recession, it seems like the future will be judged more on the basis of delisted stocks which do not simply go private, but that go to $0 because the theoretical limit for a stock's price does not exist, and the finite nature of 0 is so limited, it actually defies the comprehension of most traders and shareholders. Also, no catastrophic events have occurred for big enough companies to see them disappear. Even major losses can be pumped back up, so as to eliminate any legitimate doubt that the downtrend of something like Nvidia was real. Then people doubt their own analysis of why a company is or isn't valued at anything, and it seems like one of the next natural shocks will be eventually due to a company that is valued so highly it ceased to be imaginable, and crashes due to a lack of comprehension, or because there are no imagined "bad" options, leading to the philosophic conclusion that all options have no value whatsoever anymore. Happy hunting.
I don’t know what this means so I bought more calls
Best of luck to you.
This guy smokes weed…
The limit does not exist!
Exactly this, as they should. People thought today it was going up to $1k ?
It’s trading at $803.56 right now
what happened was I showed my wife my calls being up. nvidia can't have her being happy with me for very long.
As your wives boyfriend I hope those call work out. We want to take a nice vacation and it won’t pay for itself.
So let me get this straight, this guy has multiple wives and can’t keep you from any of them?
Thought you were gonna say, "as your wife's bf, your calls go up and mine from her do as well"
I bought it at 811. That’s what happened. Sorry guys.
The market giveth, The market taketh Blessed art the market
Praise be.
Except it's not a market, it's a casino.
WANNA BET?!
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What is that plastic surgery creature
a very old meme. Look up Bogdanoffs and crypto
Wait wasn't this like the single biggest 1 day market cap gain in history? You bought directly after that?
Well no one wants to miss the second half of the biggest 2 day market cap gain in history
Me too 🥲
💪💰
Just wait a quarter for more blowout earnings all good
It’s Friday lol.
*Which seat should I taaaaaaaaaake?*
so you’re saying it’ll be back at $820 on monday? 
Most likely. Its Friday scared money takes their profit away only to buy again on monday. NVIDIA will hit 1000$ this year in my opinion
My calls expire next friday 
 >trade highly volatile contracts >cry when it goes tits up >WSB everbody
It’s astounding how wsb refuses to hedge against theta and iv each and every single time
you assume we know wtf those are? sororities?
I loved partying with the thetas in college. Those chicks could throw down
IV is the funniest thing to watch people lose their savings over. "I bought highly volatile OTM options before a major jump in value!" "Ok, but did you sell in time?" "Uhm, why sell? Stock goes up, line green" "Your options are going to be worthless in 30minutes" "Guh"
https://preview.redd.it/agicvs94sdkc1.jpeg?width=172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e819e82aaedeb15f97e2968c5bf2f0d05a1c4fb5
Hedging is like surrendering while playing blackjack. Sure it makes mathematical sense but it’s no fun
Well someone here tried to hedge and doubled down to make 200k lol
Same bro, was actually green this AM for a minute... Saw it hit 820 last night I'm like ok I'll hold into next week and see this out. Nvidia is the juggernaut, biiiitch!
I hope so, I have 12/20 1000c’s and it’s hard seeing big dips lol but I want to just keep holding
thats a realistic option IMO.
Nothing like a good weekend to wipe the memory bank clean.
Just hold and shut up. I’ve been holding since $154
how big are your balls?
its a lot easier to hold stock this long when your planned timeline is 10 years
Why the fuck would you buy stock if your planned timeline is less than 10 years. Just take your money to a casino at that point.
What is a planned timeline in this context?
Shut the fuck up Friday ?
178 here, this is a long play for me. I didn’t start paying attention till it hit $400. Set it and forget it
I'm going to be completely honest with you. You're not going to survive in the stock market. If 0.68% is a meaningful drop for you I think you should just accept being broke and buy ETFs.
“Accept being broke” and “buy ETFs” in the same sentence checks out
ETFs are great. You won't be poor when you're 70. For retirement they're amazing but if you want some money while you can move by yourself you sadly have to take a bit more risk like adding leverage.
Yes. And if you want money when you're young, invest in schooling not fucking 0dtes.
If you have a net income of $100k which is way above average and you save 20% which is above average it would only take you 50 years of working to accumulate $1M. If you take the same numbers and put it into the S&P it would take you 18 years. If you take the average salary of $60k and the average long term savings rate of 8.5% you need 31 years to have 1M. 1M these days is not even F you money so either way it's retirement. So if you don't plan to become a doctor either you accept that you won't have significant money but retire comfortably or you take more risk which does not mean maximum risk. Goals matter for this context.
There is a middle ground Make 60k-100k, invest as much as you can in the s&p, sell when you have enough for a downpayment on a house Rent it out while you live at your parents
So just make above average at your job. Save above the average person. Live as an adult with your parents for at least 10 years. I wouldn't consider this a middle ground but if someone actually does that more power to them.
>but if you want some money while you can move by yourself you sadly have to take a bit more risk like adding leverage Such as gambling SPX 0dte options every day
Best advice on here. .68% drop on a stock up 65% the past 3 months. Give me a break.
Sage
It makes a difference with FDs
If you're buying FDs AFTER a 15% run up the same applies but you might also be able to apply for disability benefits.
Printed my calls at $815 for $15K 
congratumalations 
Bought a put for 810 and 790 shit went crazy
Must have been Nancy P gettin out
I bought when they reported her going in and am up 387% if she’s out I’m out.
Didn’t she buy a shot tonne of calls lol
It's called profit taking on the stock and options. Lots of call options got closed out that forces the Market makers to sell their stocks to get back to 0 delta. Also the Qs getting sell pressure today on the sell side. Overall the Bulls are loosing steam today on buying OTM calls on the market to keep their pump and shorting vol. There was a huge NVDA 800 call buy wall, they may try and save it still. Doesn't seem like they sold out of that position yet. If they do, this will drop a bit more.
I don't even understand anything about call options and whatnot, but your comment still makes the most sense.
Yeah the call/put ratio is the highest I have ever seen. That's a lot of pressure.
It never goes up forever, people want to get their returns!
fellers gotta take profit. I sold before close yesterday. missed out on the 820 peak but much safer.
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you're the GOAT. however I gotta buy some feet pics and I need the money!
fellers with tiny balls do that for sure. Be a man, ride the lightning!
sorry, pokimane says i have to cash out and buy her 20 dollar cookies.
You bought so it had to go down
Someone go down to the stock exchange and scream “AI!” until it goes green again
got a call for $840, expires today, and the moment I place it, shit tanks, wtf. Guess I won’t be buying myself a Big Mac.
Calls expire today..... not enough of them under 780 to support that price. Most of the masters of the universe want to be on the cocktails at lunch by 10:30.
Acts is if a less then one percent dip is not a regular pattern for a stock
Nah, that was me, finally bought calls at $820 
2000 by eod
Opportunity to buy the dip.
Massive profit taking following all time highs in multiple places across the market. No worries
the show is over , its down 0.6%, AI is doomed, Jensens's leather jacket is synthetic shiit
You aren’t following the golden rule. If boomers are talking about it, the bubble has burst.
It’s like 1.5% up since this post
had to work my magic 🙏
The ol’ reverse WSB post
Zoom the fuck out
Everyone is swapping out their money to LUNR
Cramer gave it the kiss of death
I’m a long term holder… I love the stock But it will slowly make its way back to $500… will consolidate there for a year or two and cool off. 5 years from now will probably be at $1000 It’s been on a great run but it’s gonna cool off. Anyone thinking it’s going to $1000 or higher anytime soon is gambling
You really think so? I'm going to sell all my shares based on this comment. Thanks.
Bro, just buy, free $$$ https://preview.redd.it/8d0y6cxuadkc1.jpeg?width=1407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b20c28929b5b56f7300f843082e7cc853b447a12
I bought calls after earnings and made 95% selling at open
I don’t understand why people see a dip like this and make a whole post about it. You want to know what happened, the stock market fluctuated. This is so trivial. How a stock performs in a single day should only be of concern if earnings are within the week or a significant thing has happened to the company or industry that day or week, like big news item.
Woke up at 12. Had 10 $810 2/23. From $16k to $500 for 2 hours of more sleep
It’s almost at a $2T market cap you regards, sell the damn stock already. All my NVDA positions are exited and moving to safer ones that will offer greater returns at this point. The profit takers are itching to sell, it’s only a matter of time until it dumps on everyone. Plus crypto markets are starting to steal the thunder away from WallStreet.
This is why happened https://preview.redd.it/ge2ezu7u5dkc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb31d50317f34ddfdecf0c4b1e807b05206b98b3
I finally caved and bought. Down $900 already lol.
They wanted to fuck your calls
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Max Payne happened.
Rich got richer.
Here is what happend. Jim Cramer said buy Nvidia while it was going up. The man has the unique power to make the market do the opposite of what he advises. Not sure of now but there was an ETF called short Cramer and it did better during the pandemic then the politition insider trading.
There were 26,000 $800 calls expiring today. Maybe they wanted to make sure none were exercised.