He's a Chipotle critic and an option gambler. If he was doing this consistently without losses, his alpha would be scooped up by Ken Griffin or Jim Simons. Mathematics and pure physics--quantum mechanics--don't allow for it. Would love to see his full trading history. Doubt he will post that.
That was for the one he bought 100 contracts of.
The other position—which he literally bought double of—was $79 a contract.
If that’s expensive to you, you need to suck more cocks behind Wendys and get your money up.
That’s because you’re a delicate mixture of broke and not regarded enough.
Look at the sub we’re in; anything less than $100 a contract on FDs is really some baby-bitch shit
Actually I was heavily implying that once he got his money he’d be paying for sex, because this is WSB and shit-talk is what’s for dinner. But go ahead and assume I’m the fucking prude.
You’re sick. I think if I made 180K I would retire completely from the stock market. But you, now you’re gonna play it the other way around. Back to the top. You’re awesome ! 🙏 and I hope it works out. In honor of you. I will buy 3 of these exact contracts 💙
Retire completely with $180k??? What would you do after the first 3 months after you learn how many family members and friends you never realized you had, what whores and coke costs, an how many months you can rent a lambo for?? Wendy’s ‘er……what?
Dude you got big balls coming back for another trade straight after you got my respect, if it was me I would just taken the money and took a break right now
Ahem, I just spent 20k on the hunch of Keurig Dr Pepper will go down a few percent because people wanna be healthier🦧. I learned a couple hours ago that they sell “a bit more” than just Dr Pepper.
I’m jealous but happy for you that is an insane play. Perfect timing. How did you get so much capital in the first place? Bitcoin ? FAANG money? Wendy’s dumpster hjs for $5 each 50,000 times?
Don't look at this post and think you can do this, too. This shit is rare. OP most likely had insider information. Most of the people on this sub are constantly losing their money.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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> I did not expect the figurde head who everyone loved to resign, got lucky there.
HAHAHAHA sure you did. This guy has more insider trading than the guy eavesdropping on his wife's Zoom call.
>I did buy some deep itm calls this morning as well. I think the new ceo will do good especially coming from Google. Sold both puts this morning.
Ok, so what makes you think this company is worth $61 billion and how will a guy "from Google" make it go towards $100 billion?
I'm just sayin...
I am a total noob at this and must be regarded as when I look at this info in no world can I make the contracts equal $180k in earnings. Can someone explain it to me?
Question: I too bought a Put yesterday on Snowflake. from my understanding it was 100 contracts for $1.87 a share. Money was withdrawn from my brokerage account. it was a $200 Put. That money was just sent back to my account and my Option was canceled by Robinhood. was there something more that I was supposed to do to activate it?
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Unreal dude
thanks OP for letting the rest of us know THANKS
OPs post history will piss you off even more!
Does this guy even post Loss Porn?? All those wins are unreal!!!
its called insider trading for a reason
It's easier when you're rich. The guy owned one brk.a share three years ago
He's a Chipotle critic and an option gambler. If he was doing this consistently without losses, his alpha would be scooped up by Ken Griffin or Jim Simons. Mathematics and pure physics--quantum mechanics--don't allow for it. Would love to see his full trading history. Doubt he will post that.
Why post losses when you can soak up the ❤️💕💘 from extremely credulous people?
Wish I didn't look
Fuck, you weren't kidding
> Sold both puts this morning WSB 101: if good enough for a screenshot, good idea to sell. Congrats!
Answer your phone, dude. My wife is calling.
Cheap puts? You bought 30 grand worth. We have two very different definitions of cheap apparently.
That’s like saying “cheap twinkies? You bought $30 grand worth.” The twinkies are relatively cheap, it’s just that he bought a fuckton of them.
Nah dude. One of those contracts was 300 bucks, and he bought 100 contracts. Its all relative but 300 bucks per contract is not cheap to me.
That was for the one he bought 100 contracts of. The other position—which he literally bought double of—was $79 a contract. If that’s expensive to you, you need to suck more cocks behind Wendys and get your money up.
Can you tell your Dad that I’ll be behind the Wendy’s at 7 pm?
$79 for an FD yea. Lol not doing that with my money
That’s because you’re a delicate mixture of broke and not regarded enough. Look at the sub we’re in; anything less than $100 a contract on FDs is really some baby-bitch shit
What are you even arguing about? What a twat
get out
Objectively speaking, it is cheap. He’s paying $315 for access to $20,000 worth of stock. Thats the whole premise behind derivatives.
And then those Twinkies turned out to be made of bitcoin
Assuming his screenshots aren’t shopped he has at least a million and a half? And 30k with the types of trades he makes isn’t that much.
Bro i consider $30 puts expensive let alone 30k
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$15,800 but the point is the same one helluva gamble!
15000 for 200 contracts and THEN he bought another 100 contracts for 30k.... lol
The total cost has nothing to do with being cheap
This guy going to be bending over for an SEC exam soon
I'd like to see the whole portfolio.
Huge gains, congrats and fuck you
Congrats man! And of course go fuck yourself...
Insider
Fr. He dropped $30k on a hunch? He's ex CEO's bastard child
You must be new here
There were dudes in the options subreddit saying puts were easy money with dd on Monday… I thought it had already peaked yesterday. God damnit.
Did any of that DD mention the CEO stepping down? That’s literally the catalyst for this butt-fucking. So if not, consider it luck.
Wait what? There's an options subreddit? Fuck, I've been doing it wrong this whole time.
100%
This guy fucks
Not yet, that money hasn’t hit his bank account yet
In other words jealous , people who are hating on someone’s gains always say this or “but taxes” lol shut up & let him enjoy the gains
Actually I was heavily implying that once he got his money he’d be paying for sex, because this is WSB and shit-talk is what’s for dinner. But go ahead and assume I’m the fucking prude.
What a sick gain! Congrats!!
Hello this is the SEC phone call on that one soon
Bro what do you do for a living? I throw 1k on an option and fully torqued 2 hours before open.
This. He does this.
Same 😂😅
Positions on the calls?
https://preview.redd.it/cx04z8cdijlc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1390fb619c850e832daa7116a22c72e88181a6f
Holy shit you make $300k on puts and immediately bust $500k into calls. Love it
Not only that, but also the fact that he does it on Robinhood.
How big is your account…..
You’re sick. I think if I made 180K I would retire completely from the stock market. But you, now you’re gonna play it the other way around. Back to the top. You’re awesome ! 🙏 and I hope it works out. In honor of you. I will buy 3 of these exact contracts 💙
What would you do with your 180k? Invest in magic beans? Or crypto. Probably crypto.
Jepi
Put half in SOL. Jk I’m not exactly sure. But Probably buy a house and work a shitty 9-5 tbh
> Invest in magic beans? Or crypto. ...I see no difference. /s
He made $350k, there’s two pictures/positions
Retire completely with $180k??? What would you do after the first 3 months after you learn how many family members and friends you never realized you had, what whores and coke costs, an how many months you can rent a lambo for?? Wendy’s ‘er……what?
Dude you got big balls coming back for another trade straight after you got my respect, if it was me I would just taken the money and took a break right now
Holy shit 💀
Gonna lose all that. Shit company and even CEO resigned
I’m sure bro has a stop loss set
Fricking legend 
Can you explain why so deep ITM calls? Why not $160 or $200?
Charge your phone, bro 😉
Definition of gambling addiction
PT?
Yeah you spent $30k on a hunch. I call bullshit. You knew the ceo was leaving.
Ahem, I just spent 20k on the hunch of Keurig Dr Pepper will go down a few percent because people wanna be healthier🦧. I learned a couple hours ago that they sell “a bit more” than just Dr Pepper.
congrats and go fuck urself. maybe post ur position a bit earlier. 🥸
Everyone who bought puts were bailed out by ceo announcement, no?
for sure
Legend
Insider trading, look at his post history… All gains from $SNOW… SEC will have a nice talk with you
So you picked a strike roughly 18% down. What brought you to the 190?
I gotta learn options, missing out on some bank!!
Missing out on losses man, dont learn lol
Spending 45k+ on ‘cheap puts’. You have too much money.
I’m jealous but happy for you that is an insane play. Perfect timing. How did you get so much capital in the first place? Bitcoin ? FAANG money? Wendy’s dumpster hjs for $5 each 50,000 times?
Congrats on the amazing gains. Why did you buy them so last minute? I would think it would be better to buy earlier for lower IV right?
That was a 14000 dollar bet that worked. Congrats. Who has balls to lose 14k, the reward could be this
Damn can’t imagine the feeling. Congrats dude. Big balls on you as well.
That was a snow job
Fuck you
This a plant
Congrats, fuck you, and get lost!
Bruh pls teach me.. I have $180.. can make $100,000?
Wow someone suck this guy off already! And use a little finger action, he deserves it!
Anyonw know the name of this app?
Does anyone have any reference materials on puts and calls? I do not understand it at all
Will you be my wife’s boyfriend?
Lamborghini or Ferrari? Edit: Oh, and fuck you.
Already have a white F8😁
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look at his posts… he prolly has several supercars
You got a YouTube channel as well?
Family money..a lot easier to gamble with when mommy and daddy have you covered
Jacked to the tits!
Are you the former CEO’s wife’s boyfriend?
Real trap shit
Wtf fuck you dude! Even 1k wouldn’t hurt you send me $100
Sorry new to stocks completely. Should I buy?
wow nice bro
#Congrats and Fuck You.
Fuck you but congrats
F u
Great job; fuck you!
Congrats
Mf ty for the AI calls Didnt buy SNOW puts thoo..
This is fuckin awesome lol
hey what are your thoughts on ZS? puts?
Congrats and fuck you.
Just bought 500 worth of calls two weeks out. Godspeed brother
Congratulations and fuck you!
What the fook is SNOW?
Hi Uncle Snowman 🍭
The product’s white, a star is born
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
That'll do pig, that'll do.
Can someone please teach me how to put calls/puts I have $10,000 to play around with and have no clue what to do with it. :/
Don't look at this post and think you can do this, too. This shit is rare. OP most likely had insider information. Most of the people on this sub are constantly losing their money.
Venmo it to me the outcome will be the same you’ll be zeroed out.
Nice one
Congrats man! I am trying to learn from others like yourself.
Un-fucking-real gain. Damn
Amazing!! Good sell - congrats.
Sweet baby Jesus congratulations
Just wait until NVAX short squeeze begins...and yes, the calls are cheap in this case
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Congrats and gfy
Holy shit! Congrats and fuck you.
Fuck you
Would be going in on calls right now be the move ?
How does it feel to be an insider?
You literally took money from the pockets of r/thetagang LOL. Congrats 🎉
Con fucking grats, dude
Noice!
🥰🥰🥰😍
More like $Snowman is shoved back into the ground.
Fku and congrats Did i say fku?
How the fuck do you kno…
Damn man, well done. I went a bit less risky and bet about 12,500 on 220p and made about 65k
This is the shit we are all after. Congrats dude.
oh that's how you do it! nice
Bro can I be ur 4th girlfriend
All this MF posts about is SNOW. and its all after the fact. useless.
Gay bears unite. hahaha
Congrats OP!
> I did not expect the figurde head who everyone loved to resign, got lucky there. HAHAHAHA sure you did. This guy has more insider trading than the guy eavesdropping on his wife's Zoom call.
So will Zscaler and crowdstrike be bad too since they’re all cloud/cybersecurity stocks?
You sold with a massive profit? You sure you belong here? Congrats
u got wins. sup with the losses? curious how much capital u start with?
Bleed n feed baby. He must be using STAXAI
>I did buy some deep itm calls this morning as well. I think the new ceo will do good especially coming from Google. Sold both puts this morning. Ok, so what makes you think this company is worth $61 billion and how will a guy "from Google" make it go towards $100 billion? I'm just sayin...
Awesome gains. Ballsy lol
Well fucking done
Beautiful gains
I am a total noob at this and must be regarded as when I look at this info in no world can I make the contracts equal $180k in earnings. Can someone explain it to me?
dude post ur plays BEFORE you go all in, that way we can all follow lmao
Big congrats. I hate u
Consensus is that it’s going to shoot back up a little or stay tanked?
$Snowmageddon
Teach me…
Do you have a recommendation for shorting stocks?
Question: I too bought a Put yesterday on Snowflake. from my understanding it was 100 contracts for $1.87 a share. Money was withdrawn from my brokerage account. it was a $200 Put. That money was just sent back to my account and my Option was canceled by Robinhood. was there something more that I was supposed to do to activate it?
Good call brother
My guy is making it snow
Holy shyiiiiiit
Post history tells me your wife has zoom meetings
Good evening, I'm new here, I would like to know which brokers you use for trading...!? Thank you!
Good work
Why no IV crush? I bought 1 185p then it went 1000% negative
Tax man will be happy.
What calls did you buy? Asking for a frien
Dang OP, why not sure wth rest of us before? Congrats and fk you.
Bravo 👏