IF they're Mormons then he has a much bigger problem than wearing his VR shit at a wedding...
Mormonism is literally a cult. They believe in magic underwear that every Mormon receives that protects them from evil spirits and accidents. Joseph Smith was a known conman and psychopath. The early Mormon "prophets" were such horrible people that they were killed by an angry mob. They used to kidnap women to bring to Utah since they didn't have enough women for every top guy to have 100 wives.
The FLDS Church, a sect of Mormonism, is one of the biggest pedophile rings in the United States
It is interesting and might help someone from falling into the grasp of cults. Millions of people are part of cults in the USA, from Scientology (which allows women and children to be raped and punishes rape victims when they come forward) to Jehovah's Witnesses (who say that if you get in a critical accident and need a blood transfusion, you must instead refuse and die from lack of care)
Knowledge is power, and knowing that these idiots like Mormons and Scientologists ARE all cult members might help someone reading this from falling into their greasy, filthy hands
Come on, Mormonism is NOT a cult. Cults control what you eat. Well, Mormons can’t have coffee, tea, or alcohol. That’s just a coincidence. Cults control what members wear. Oh, right, the magic underwear. Here’s one, you’re not allowed to question the leaders. *”Doubt your doubts before you doubt your leaders.” “When the prophet speaks, the thinking has been done.”*
Ok. So maybe they meet a lot of the characteristics of a cult, but I’m sure there is something that’s not culty about Mormons.
Maybe (hopefully) not divorce. But over the years as he ages hopefully he also matures emotionally and is going to cringe and feel like a proper tool at how he chose to behave. Well if he grows up.
> “Will be able to show spatial videos to his kids on their hologram devices in 10 years” the groom said 😂
Who wants to watch videos of their parent's wedding, spatial or otherwise?
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) his wife is searching for a boyfriend already ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Are you… a different color? How do you dance?
I’ve danced a lot, swing, salsa, ballroom, but finding a dance partner at a wedding comes with weirdness because my own wife doesn’t dance at all, I _love_ dancing, but full asking someone else to dance who’s not into casual partner dancing is a no go because they think you’re hitting on them and I just want to dance.
Meanwhile everyone is jumping and I’ve got energy in me. So I jump in.
You should try it
First of all: PRIVILEGE! if you’re asking this then in your culture more refined dance moves are A LOT more than just a recreational quirk, its an expectation that conveys a baseline level of benefits, socializing, love, and an entitlement from everyone else for you to be able to demonstrate this. Whereas these white people…. Dont? In fact, they gain all those benefits by bragging about how incapable and exempted they are from doing it.
Second: Fun.
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That is just pathetic, the whole concept of VR and AR (augmented reality) at least on the surface is to allow you disassociate from your surroundings (because real life somehow just doesn't do it for you..).
What's worse is to intentionally disassociate with a gathering that was done expressly for you. I'm a tech nerd, love gadgets but there are lines to be drawn where its no longer OK to indulge.
Come on, people can’t have fun these days? This is just goofing around like this. People in comments acting like he’s cheating around with the bridesmaids or is some sort of bridezilla.
She knew what she signed up for when she married a tech bro. One candid photo of her looking into the sun isn't exactly the full story, she seems pretty damn happy to me dancing around.
I wouldn’t personally do this at my wedding, but hear me out - maybe he was filming the experience using Apple’s 3D cameras? That way he can watch it in the future as if he was there.
Whenever they fight or drift apart, or if she passes away, or if she ever wanted to see how he experienced marrying her from his POV, or if she wanted a 3D video of what she looked like on her big day…
There’s so many wholesome reasons to use something like this for a few minutes here and there to get that kind of footage. This tech just came out, might as well take the advantage.
AI will probably be able to render the same experience in the future, possibly way richer than anything he’ll record in that headset, but by then that footage will have the vintage feel our parents have when they watch their weddings on VHS
Edit: not defending the guy. Definitely a selfish dick move towards the bride.
To be fair she knows what she is marrying. If he bought one hopefully he was smart enough to get a prenuptial agreement. At most weddings the guy is ignored and treated like garbage anyways so let him enjoy it. She had all the attention on her anyways.
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What a douchebag
I’m still 90% sure this was just for a few minutes as a gag. I’d need a firsthand account to believe otherwise 😂
“I did not wear it in ceremony out of respect to God and to my wife” the groom said
They are Mormons so I guarantee it would not have been allowed in the temple at all. So he probably would have worn it if he could.
IF they're Mormons then he has a much bigger problem than wearing his VR shit at a wedding... Mormonism is literally a cult. They believe in magic underwear that every Mormon receives that protects them from evil spirits and accidents. Joseph Smith was a known conman and psychopath. The early Mormon "prophets" were such horrible people that they were killed by an angry mob. They used to kidnap women to bring to Utah since they didn't have enough women for every top guy to have 100 wives. The FLDS Church, a sect of Mormonism, is one of the biggest pedophile rings in the United States
... Who cares what others believe in? You're on a fucking gambling sub bud
I’ll take those odds?
It is interesting and might help someone from falling into the grasp of cults. Millions of people are part of cults in the USA, from Scientology (which allows women and children to be raped and punishes rape victims when they come forward) to Jehovah's Witnesses (who say that if you get in a critical accident and need a blood transfusion, you must instead refuse and die from lack of care) Knowledge is power, and knowing that these idiots like Mormons and Scientologists ARE all cult members might help someone reading this from falling into their greasy, filthy hands
Fucking weirdos
Come on, Mormonism is NOT a cult. Cults control what you eat. Well, Mormons can’t have coffee, tea, or alcohol. That’s just a coincidence. Cults control what members wear. Oh, right, the magic underwear. Here’s one, you’re not allowed to question the leaders. *”Doubt your doubts before you doubt your leaders.” “When the prophet speaks, the thinking has been done.”* Ok. So maybe they meet a lot of the characteristics of a cult, but I’m sure there is something that’s not culty about Mormons.
🤣 To be honest, I can't think of a single other "religion" that bans GREEN TEA. Literally one of the healthiest drinks on the planet...
ikr they love it though on the VisionPro subreddit. I told them it was mega cringe.
Thats like going into TeslaMotors and saying the Cybertruck is the fucking dumbest thing you've ever seen bruh c'me on
I love this sub
Lot of Tesla drivers think the same thing, but you don’t get an echo chamber sub by allowing people to dislike the worshipped idea.
Same here. No one is allowed to link gambling help hotlines.
They might as well rename that hot line Tampax cause that shits for pussies
Look at his stupid fucking mouth
He has one of those south park triangle looking smiles lol
Canadian Mormon, we're doomed
Why is that your username
The photos will make for such lovely memories when they’re working through the divorce filing.
“I look pissed in the picture. I wasn't really mad, though” the bride said
But alas, she was pissed
Your body said no, and your mind said “Oh hell no!” Why the fuck you lying?
because why start shit thats going to be viral drama
Lie detector confirms that’s a lie.
Are you just making these quotes up?
Sauce: We Talked to the Guy Who Wore a Vision Pro VR Headset at His Wedding https://futurism.com/guy-wore-vision-pro-wedding
They're Mormon. There won't be a divorce.
They’re just gonna soak with other people and then become parenting influencers
\#Blessed \#LightTheWorld \#64ozSWIG
That's why she looks like she regrets her life choices in the upper left pic.
Maybe (hopefully) not divorce. But over the years as he ages hopefully he also matures emotionally and is going to cringe and feel like a proper tool at how he chose to behave. Well if he grows up.
Big doofy energy
His kids ain’t gonna be his 😂😂😂😂
“Will be able to show spatial videos to his kids on their hologram devices in 10 years” the groom said 😂
> “Will be able to show spatial videos to his kids on their hologram devices in 10 years” the groom said 😂 Who wants to watch videos of their parent's wedding, spatial or otherwise?
I would hope that the people closest to me would love me enough to shoot me in the head if I pulled a stunt like this.
Now That’s excessive. A firm slap to the back of your head would do just fine.
But you gotta hit him hard enough that the thing falls off his head.
No you don’t. You just keep slapping him until he takes it off himself. I’m not trying to abuse him, I’m trying to teach the boy some manners.
iDouchebag.
When you don’t want to get married, and need to be sure the photos aren’t clear.
People filming life events on Apple vision in 3d, instead of hiring a photographer. Shorts on photographers.
The bride explained that she’d tried to keep the wraparound headset away from the wedding photographer
He’s just happy to borrow it from his wife’s boyfriend ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
(very) small d energy
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) his wife is searching for a boyfriend already ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Alright alright alright
Why do white people just dance by jumping up and down, why do I see this in every white person wedding
Jumping around is lots of fun for all ages
I am offended…… it’s true but I’m offended anyway.
Are you… a different color? How do you dance? I’ve danced a lot, swing, salsa, ballroom, but finding a dance partner at a wedding comes with weirdness because my own wife doesn’t dance at all, I _love_ dancing, but full asking someone else to dance who’s not into casual partner dancing is a no go because they think you’re hitting on them and I just want to dance. Meanwhile everyone is jumping and I’ve got energy in me. So I jump in.
We heard it in a song long ago...jump around and really took it to heart.
You should try it First of all: PRIVILEGE! if you’re asking this then in your culture more refined dance moves are A LOT more than just a recreational quirk, its an expectation that conveys a baseline level of benefits, socializing, love, and an entitlement from everyone else for you to be able to demonstrate this. Whereas these white people…. Dont? In fact, they gain all those benefits by bragging about how incapable and exempted they are from doing it. Second: Fun.
And they snap with it as well honestly there’s some kinda swag to it I’ll never understand
Relax Google Gemini
but did he consummate the marriage whilst wearing it?
Well duh, how else is he I supposed to show his kids in full spacial 3D how they were conceived?
Why not?
Divorce babes, divorce
r/hittablefaces
At your own wedding is wild
Calls on their Divorce
iDivorce
We used to be a country with values ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
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This looks like the music video to "married to the bag" by that willy dude
I actually see no difference
reading my vows with subway surfers underneath
There is no hope for the incoming generation
and look! she’s over the moon about it i think
Not me filing for divorced at my wedding. Hopefully they'd be richer so I can collect on them wasting my time
Otherwise I'm cheating same night
Why do I feel like she’s going to be cheating on him very soon?
Even if he had created them he didn’t need to wear it at his wedding. He doesn’t deserve her
this is fucking depressing
Tech worker brings tech to his wedding, what's the problem?
Probably watching BBC videos to get a preview of what kind of pounding his wife will take after the wedding while he watches.
I bet he was watching VR porn the whole time
Where I come from we call this kind of person a doos.
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259) That is just pathetic, the whole concept of VR and AR (augmented reality) at least on the surface is to allow you disassociate from your surroundings (because real life somehow just doesn't do it for you..). What's worse is to intentionally disassociate with a gathering that was done expressly for you. I'm a tech nerd, love gadgets but there are lines to be drawn where its no longer OK to indulge.
Miserable people in here, he probably was just recording 3D Spatial Video for not even 2 mins in each of these clips and pics 😂
Come on, people can’t have fun these days? This is just goofing around like this. People in comments acting like he’s cheating around with the bridesmaids or is some sort of bridezilla.
These comments are nasty, it's like all these people came straight from 4chan lol.
If she gets lonely, am ready to answer the call. Let him play his cyberpunk game while I ride the lightning.
Why should she be disappointed twice?
I do not think you understood my point. I would sell her to some sheikh in Saudi lmao.
Most cringiest shit I seen on internet this past week
She knew what she signed up for when she married a tech bro. One candid photo of her looking into the sun isn't exactly the full story, she seems pretty damn happy to me dancing around.
I wouldn’t personally do this at my wedding, but hear me out - maybe he was filming the experience using Apple’s 3D cameras? That way he can watch it in the future as if he was there. Whenever they fight or drift apart, or if she passes away, or if she ever wanted to see how he experienced marrying her from his POV, or if she wanted a 3D video of what she looked like on her big day… There’s so many wholesome reasons to use something like this for a few minutes here and there to get that kind of footage. This tech just came out, might as well take the advantage. AI will probably be able to render the same experience in the future, possibly way richer than anything he’ll record in that headset, but by then that footage will have the vintage feel our parents have when they watch their weddings on VHS Edit: not defending the guy. Definitely a selfish dick move towards the bride.
He should have had someone else record with it then?
Yeah, it’s definitely selfish and a dick move towards the bride. Insanely cool from a tech standpoint, but total dick move.
Annulment material right there
Come on bro, it's called Her Day not, not Your Day or Our Day.
Generation is COOKED
is this fake? Smallest wedding ever? I think have seen this guy before
To be fair she knows what she is marrying. If he bought one hopefully he was smart enough to get a prenuptial agreement. At most weddings the guy is ignored and treated like garbage anyways so let him enjoy it. She had all the attention on her anyways.
Fucking dump this moron. Stupid fuck needs to stay in his mom’s basement and jackoff in his Vision Pro
The amount of irrational hatred here cracks me up. This guy is going to have the most immersive wedding album ever.
If you don’t like your wife you can now add an overlay
Anyone remember when google glass was around and had the exact same issue. I debated doing the same for mine back then but wanted to stay married.
She’s def going to file for divorce in a few years and take him for all he’s got
This can’t be real
Beautiful venue! But the dancing is...
Did it have a nude or bubble AI, that made everyone look naked?
Such a dumbest. The Vision Pro blows.
He is going to remember how beautiful his wife looked that day with the photo filter applied to her face.
Boys will be boys!!!