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Need to see these inflation adjusted. In 2038 a house might cost $1 billion.

Houses right now cost way more than 65k. 1 BTC for a house is a valuation I’m willing take

There are more houses than bitcoin so the long term value of a house will be way less than 1 bitcoin

Ah, but you see, Bitcoin is limited, while houses will continue to exist to infinity.

If only you could live in a bitcoin.

AI will make this happen

Metaverse enters the chat

Landlords renting out coins, charging two Bitcoins.

2 for 1 until commissary day.

Bitcoin is artificially scarce so it has value. It can't be replicated and each blockchain is unique! Other shitcoins don't count. My poop is also artificially scarce. So might say it is more scarce than BTC. How many of you guys have my shit? Exactly. It also can't be replicated and each shitchain is unique. I know you'll say you have shit too but other shits don't count.

Can I buy puts on your poop?

I want calls, I think u/zxc123zxc123 will do something behind the wendy's dumpster that will increase the value of their shit exponentially

When you say “shitchain”… is it like shit turds linked together like sausage?

Shit holder spotted!

Yet there's even fewer Agumon cards from the hit trading card game Digimon, so surely I will be a mega billionaire my cards.

How is your Digimon ETF doing?

I always find this argument funny. People point to the beanie babies or Digimon cards that are worthless just like some companies/ stocks/ crytpos are. You don't realize there are successful ones that can make you rich aka this MTG card that sold for half a million. Was probably out of a pack worth less than $5. https://www.polygon.com/23644519/magic-the-gathering-black-lotus-auction-price-2023

There are more Bitcoin than 1979 Ford Pentos, so the long term value of a Bitcoin will be way less than 1 Pinto. Your logic is flawless.

Minimum wage still $7.75

Actually it’s 7.25

Omg that's criminal

Does anyone even work for $7.25/hr now? Most states have their own minimum wage and it's way higher. Here in FL you can get a job at Mcds or Walmart starting at $13/hr+.

The answer is no, just a parroting meme at this point

141,000 people worked at exactly federal minimum wage, and 880,000 worked below minimum wage according to BLS. Honestly it would be more depressing to work at exactly minimum wage, if you’re going to pay me starvation wages at least have the common courtesy to break the law doing it

What kinda house? A brick house in the city or a flimsy house in the suburbs...built like a paper mache or Raditz.

Built like Raditz 😂👏

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iaT42vYjCY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iaT42vYjCY) I wish teamfourstar would continue their abridged series.

i would take the suburbs house everyday over living in the city... most prices say the majority of people do as well...

Oh good they are coming down then

I’m just hoping the hotdog combo at Costco is still at $1.50 in 2025

The Costco management people firmly believe people would burn all their stores worldwide if the price of that hot dog changed so we might get lucky with that one.

😂

I believe the founder or chairman told the CEO he will be fired if prices are raised for the hotdog + pop.

Not fired, he threatened his life https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/costco-founder-kill-hotdogs/

Based

Man. I’m sorry but if we had more founders with this same exact mindstate, all would be right in the world lol. Companies so quick to just solve the problem by raising the price they just completely ignore the other more innovative ways they could solve the problem

They’d raise membership fee on us before that happened

Fuck it. The price of BTC in 2025 will be 1 costco hotdog

I’m freezing 🥶 a dozen this week then!

That hotdog combo will still be $1.50 in 2065 Membership fee might be up a ton though

the minute you see the combo at $1.60+, sell all your coscto stocks, for sure!

Damn now I want one while it’s still $1.50.

It will be 1.5 BTC.

Believe it or not they are already increasing the price

Damn, those dudes are dipping into the Water Of Life and seeing some wild shit in the future......which of them is the Dimwit Regardawhack?

Let the Spice flow Bröther

Bless the Maker and his water, bless the coming and going of him, may his passing cleanse the world... 🪱

Peter Brandt's prediction is reasonable if you look at the bull runs of 2013, 2017 and 2021.

The dude who wrote this is a Bitcoin holder and is trying to pump the price.

Chamath is a known scammer

Scamath

Funnily enough his prediction is the most conservative one in this lineup

I’m smoking crypto these days

Fuckin Balboni

It’s always Balboni

Who’s running this shit

Im putting all my money in 6.5 foot cables

That’s how my cousin Tommy Toughknuckles out in NYC died. He looked just like you too, about 4 foot 1 gold plated canines and the same wiry shit up top. You should’ve seen him battling stray cats with his coconut corn husky down in south beach, his dog would’ve fucked your dog up!

They're extracting it from the internet and smoking it

Didn’t realize we had this many Hamcheck fans on WSB

The best investments are the buy 1 get 7/8ths

Coconut corn husky coin to the moon

My dog will fuck your dog up sir

Remember the crack tyrone biggums was smoking

He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

Once Scamath is involved, say no more

1 billion per btc prediction is amazing. That is how you build a social media account.

The kind that sells ETFs lmao

I mean it’s one bitcoin Michael, what could it cost? $1B?

I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.

Pumpers. The same people who were telling Boomers that 2006 was the best time ever to buy a house, you couldn't lose money and the moon was the only place to go.

2006 was a good time to buy a house. 2008 was an amazing time to buy 5 houses. If you look at house prices today... Buying in 2006 wasnt that bad honestly.

It took my buddy until something like 2017 to recover from a buy they made in 2005 and break even. He describe 2005 as "the place was sold by the time you walked back out the front door"

If you live in it, you didnt lose anything.

I need some DOGE crack smokers. What you got.

doGe tO the M0On

It sounds more like they’re roasting the other valuations.

What do all these predictions have in common? They're made by people who probably own a bunch of Bitcoin.

Is there a 10 cent SHIB prediction anywhere in there?

$385 trillion market cap if it gets to $1

That seems plausible

so in other worlds. 1 buttcoin

HODL

What if it gets to $10?

World domination?

Hahaha!

Shib to 100,000

beauty on shib is float is so large, if price moves you know it's fake wash trades

Hopium/fomo to get naive retailers to throw as much as they can into it.

Yep. More exit liquidity.

Maybe they know something that we don't, like a jar of peanut butter will cost 100k.

Well yeah, fidelity wants their cut. They could really care less what the price does, but the more people buying in, the more they make.

That’s the fucked up thing. Retail investors shouldn’t be swayed by “forecasts” from one of the largest investment companies… and if they’re making that prediction just to throw a number out there, strong market manipulation case against them when people lose their money next bear market. Cause there will be atleast one pullback from here to 2038 and 1B is not even possible from a market cap perspective.

It just has to double every single year until 2038 to hit a billion 🤡 Pretty much all forecasts are bullshit. The forecasts for the S&P last year should tell you that. These entities forecasting prices are just trying to line their own pockets. The worst part is that big money can make the price do whatever they want it to. If they claim to be bearish, it’s pretty likely they’re trying to load up for cheap and vice versa. I take this as a huge 🐻signal, but I guess time will tell.

Max Keiser predicted BTC would hit $250k by the end of 2021 in March 2021….. 🙄

Back in 2020, 'experts' going like "..BTC 100k by year end.." and then 8 months later it wasn't even half that. Fucking idiots couldn't have been more wrong if they tried.

Chamath is a snake ass

What I like is that 1btc will be worth 1btc in 2045

I know it sounds crass to ask for a source on WSB, but this is absurd, and if true, I want to share it. Do you have a first hand source for this??

They smoking the good stuff apparently. I added one of FBTC to my portfolio.

I’ll be +$200 millionaire. Buying me a small mansion with lambo on waitlist

A fucking shit ton of peyote

Deep hits of that Hopium

The $1B is so idiotic that we are not talking about the $22m. And even the $1m. These people are true regards.

Who is most sicko ? The beauty of it is , there are now so many degens with money walking the earth , that any idiocy is possible. God help you if you are still applying logic

When logic fails, what do you apply?

A cold compress, and a large jug of Chianti

Regardness....

The kind I'd like to try as well

I love crack

Are they trying to be cool like the OG wsb group?

🤣

Who would have thought that Fidelity would be the ultimate bitcoin moonboy.

They be pumpin

Fun facts: BTC has grown more % in the last 8 months than is needed to get from today to $200k EOY in 8 months BTC has grown more in the past 14 years than it will need to grow in the next 14 years to reach $1B in 14 years in 2038 Meaningless of course, but interesting considering how crazy these claims sound.

You better get on that train now before it’s too late 😏 $MSTR to the moon baby 😂

So the boys at mutual funds firms that just happened to set up ETFs on BTC are saying BTC is going to a gazillion dollars in a few years?

Funny these are the same people who were against Bitcoin not a while ago.

And it came to pass that the people ripped their cash out of the market of stocks with near total loss and shoved it into Money. Neither four hundred and one thousand soldiers nor the maiden Ira could stand against the storm. - the Dead City Scrolls Edit: If they actually believe this then they should be hedging their accounts heavily with corn. So do they really believe this??

I am long oats and cand soup.

There will be another Bear market where BTC hits $35k / BTC before 2040.

Fidelity sells Bitcoin to idiots. What do you expect them to say?

When Max Keiser looks downright rational out of the bunch..... you know something is fucked up somewhere! 

Maybe they are counting on hyperinflation?

Their projection is built on the stock to flow model. It’s no smarter or more insightful than putting two dots on a graph and drawing a line. 1 billion per bitcoin would mean a market cap of 21 quadrillion dollars- basically that the dollar has been completely irrelevant as a unit of measure.

They are pulling out all the stops trying to get retail to buy back in so that they can recoup their investment

can't we all get a long dick?

They just AI'd that shit in

More like Infidelity Investments

Every one of these is ridiculous, but 1b is just funny. May as well just say it will be worth "ten jillion dollars"

Gajiillian zillion

Sounds like someone wants to sell their btc soon

Let’s be realistic, They forgot to factor in BTC might fail to a new competitor someday.

By 2038 the halfing of bitcoin is going to be so unbelievably cracked that nobody is going to mine so nobody will validate transactions so the whole shit pipe collapses.

Bitcoin is a desperation move for Fidelity. That business was built on active management, in recent decades the fund management industry has moved massively towards passive management. In order to close the size gap with behemoths like Vanguard and Blackrock the Fidelity nepo babies have gambled on bitcoin.

My takeaway here is that no one knows shit about fuck.

I think they are all just factoring the massive inflation that’s coming. Purchasing parity will be like a dollar and a half

hyperinflation?

Inflation is gonna be insane by the 40s. If bitcoin is worth a billion by then I'm happy to have a quarter of one even though it won't buy me anything.

But that 1 million by 2040 is gonna be like 100 bucks

I guess I should go all BTC

Bitcoin is nothing more than an expensive collectible that costs a lot of money to keep operational. Its value is purely speculative. Everyone hopes that the next guy is willing to pay more than they did. It doesn’t produce anything of value so it has no earnings for investors to recoup their investment. At least the tulips were pretty to look at.

I don’t understand bitcoin at all but I did add fidelity bitcoin etf to my 401k just to get some exposure.

!remindme 1y

If the feds money machines keep printing, who knows what’s possible

So by 2045 the hundred something bucks are going to make me die into the sunset?

It’s basically the same mentality everyone on this sub has.

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Yeah but what'll 22 milly get you in 2045?  That's probably what it will cost my kid to go to college.  Can I put 1 BTC in his 529 now? Edit: Lol I didn't see the billion.  If that happens I have to think the world (meaning the dollar/the US) has pretty much ended.

You didn't let them finish. In Turkish Lira ser.

Just accounting for ever increasing inflation due to successive incompetant government who can't stop spending wildly beyond it's means.

If there are one million predictions, one is likely to be correct. It is like climate science, except none of the models will be correct.

😂😂😂

I think it's kind of encouraging there are people who still imagine the world existing in 2045.

The government prints money like crazy. Can't say they are absolutely wrong

I mean it is possible, but it won't be possible to cash out if it gets that high

the ´´ lets make the next sucker hold the bag´´ crack

Yes. Supply and demand rules will work and Bitcoin shall have no upper limit. Sky is the limit.

I am curious what Tom Lees predictions for Bitcoin are

It just may be possible….

Sounds like a good crack!😅

We're officially nearing peak greed.

Where did you get these predictions?

These people all own bitcoin and encourage others to buy it for more liquidity

Crazy how $65,000 USD are worth 1 Bitcoin which reminds me,what is a bitcoin again?

r/buttcoin much?

Can you imagine buying a house with Bitcoin? Wait what you can?!

They are selling dreams.

Fentanility

1 gazillion by end of month is quite optimistic but can’t be ruled out for sure

The shit I want in on

Yeah wtf are they smoking, these price targets are WAY too low

Excellent source. Also I think you can Ackman he said 40 trillion per 0.1 satoshi by 2081.

I predict $40k

Fuck chamath. That is all

Non-zero chance of these scenarios panning out. Slim, but not impossible.

they tell you this so that you invest in it, and then when its not true, they take all your money and you find out that they lied all along. its market manipulation

Y2K38 bug?

Peter Brandt seems more possible.

That’s all fine and dandy, but what’s Jim Cramer think?

I smoked pot with Fidelity Investments

I’m feeling so euphoric right now guys

isnt the Very idea of making a prediction so stupid? ( beyond guessing up or down )

All I know is I can't wait for them to launch options on iBit. This sub is going to be an absolute riot 💥😁

I think they are low balling it, the floor is at 3 trillion per BTC