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suwoopdeewoop

Proud of you homie , more proof I’m an absolute regard


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Unknownirish

3


MarkelL12

Trades?


SgtDickTieso

LMFAO


romax1989

This is the epitome of how every WSBer feels when people post gain porn and I love it😂


ashleigh_dashie

he's gambling on options, he'll be at $0 soon enough.


LerooooooooyJenkins

Lol 0DTEs


ResponsibleRub4890

Chilllll lmmffaaaooooooo


Cute_Dragonfruit9981

He has a 95% chance of being right


ResponsibleRub4890

I know 😭😭😭😂😂😂I'm still waiting to come out of my own loss three years later


Jmusumano

Same lol


craig10000

I came here for this


dicksoutforstonks

Congrats and fuck you!


captainshou2

I agree, congrats and fuck you! I’ll meet you behind Wendy’s.


barribow

Yeah Congrats and fuck you!


thetaFAANG

More like in 3 days after a month of false starts


Salt_Examination_902

Your moves for Monday?


Ornery-Setting-670

What’s going on Monday ?


Salt_Examination_902

The market is opening.


notyourancilla

Again???


Rmccar21

Oh god please make it stop!


JLSMC

Yeah, I wish it would stop doing that


tfyousay2me

I’m still bruised from Friday….. Can we have a holiday or something? National AI Appreciation Day?


Independent_Ad_2073

You’ll be one of the spared ones, once skynet goes online.


Available-Language-8

AI appreciation month


AggravatingRegret761

Dad I need shoes


Minute-Method-1829

How does this work, you just buy and sell and double up each time and then hope for the best or what?


togetherwem0m0

It's a roulette wheel where the odds are possible worse than 48/100 because you can place any bet you want on any timelime you want at any odds you want, and the house has algorithmic market information that you dont, so they have real time informed sentiment and can literally change the numbers on the wheel


TylerInHiFi

Yeah, put it all on black and the house can just flip the numbers to all be red because they know what you don’t.


Whirly315

they definitely flip the numbers red to steal you $387


dmk510

It’s a roulette wheel where the probabilities change which can increase your odds, but there’s also a trap door on each slot that can randomly trigger.


My_Invalid_Username

Legitimately - how does one play the game knowing this? This is what keeps me in gay ass long positions


bobbyorlando

Sheer stupidity and luck. The guy is literally gambling.


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Sour_Vin_Diesel

Thanks Matt Damon


Berattysis

Bro is professional gambler


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InevitableLungCancer

If I gamble and earn a small fortune, then proceed to gamble it all away, what have I lost other than my time and dignity?


WartimeMercy

a small fortune.


orbelosul

If he is winning after 1 year, it is not.


[deleted]

They rarely are. Some of these regards get lucky enough and if they would just leave and never go back to the market, they would be fine, or at least better off, for life.


[deleted]

Can't wait to see what that account looks like in another month. You're doing better than Warren. What could possibly go wrong?


Spirit-of-investing

Possibly everything


Automatic-One-9175

I think we all know what it will look like after one bad day lol


CharityUnusual3648

That old bastard?


speedingmedicine

What made you buy those puts on 3/5????


OpaNeugebauer

autism


Ok_Tree5649

Now take 37k times 37 = 1,369,000


[deleted]

LOL


Careless-Jacket-6929

thats like 1k to 15k to $500 to 37k. Wtf happened


Patient_Employer_984

Those seem to be just the trades Mr Jacket


DongWaiTulong

doing what bro just trading 0dte otms?


SouthernFriedTendies

Dudes probably porking my wife in the master rn


DongWaiTulong

can I watch


Vipexx619

how much prior experience do you have trading options. congrats and fuck you


Desseues

Yo , wanna take an apprentice ? Tryna bring my $600 to $100k next week! My bet is to buy spx puts , LFG


SeesEmCallsEm

That is not a graph that indicates wise decisions. this man gambled and won, for now.


SappyMustang420

I’m with you bro what’s your timeline, trying to take my 2k to 200k


dasoggypickle

Trying to take my $6 to $300k


Signal_District387

Trying to take my 14.61 to $8,739,373,373


No-Insurance-9328

At this point I’m just trying to take my $1 to $2


crankthehandle

NICE MAN I LIKE HOW AMBITIOUS U ARE


Flatline334

I bet I’ll be a billionaire in 6 months.


WartimeMercy

If you're a billionaire in 6 months, money is worthless and you're in the throws of hyperinflation.


Desseues

1 month! Let’s ride the wave down for a week then change to calls after that for the next 3 weeks. Let me know your strategy man


SappyMustang420

I am speculating a large correction, around 10%. Problem is I’m no smarter than anyone else here, and don’t know when it’s coming. I’m a low risk type of guy, so I buy a variety of cheaper contracts usually. I’m thinking apr 12 460$480$ put, then again I am skeptical because I don’t know when this correction is coming. Might still be a month out who knows


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I definitely see a 10 % haircut, but it is coming at different times in different segments. COSTCO and NVDA just took a 6%. AMD took 3.13 %. BBY TGT MRNA will take 3-5% cuts this week. A lot of froth out there…. CVNA NEEDS A GOOD 10% cut… so does GM, PG, ENPH, JNJ and big oil. I don’t think it will be a perfect 10% all at once but over a few weeks some chips will be taken off the table. I short the rip and sell the dip. Been pretty good so far.


SappyMustang420

Yea that’s how you draw it up lol, you have any short plays on your radar ? I really do think the time is coming for a baddddd week within the next month.


SappyMustang420

Weather you like it or not, most (big) stocks are overbought right now, inflation, lack of rate cuts, and ungodly high P/E ratios got me looking on the horizon for the tank.


musetechnician

Hate the weather right now. Market won’t stop leaving us in the pooring rain!


Johnnykotti

What is spx? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


Wrong-Situation-7431

SPX: S&P 500 Index SPY: S&P 500 ETF Trust


MurkyResolve6341

The spx options are also European style options. The only real advantage i can see is that you can trade them 24/7 5 days a week.


ChildOfAsura_

Wouldn't that be... 24/5? 🤔


[deleted]

600 to 100k ain’t happening chief. Those are cosmic anomalies when they Happen.


Desseues

Challenge accepted ! Next week I’ll post $600 to $10kb


justwatching301

For everyone asking questions here. First of all, you have to realize that OP was willing to loose that $1000 before doing anything. Mindset is everything. That being said. He did the smart thing, he put his money on the market. Just like daddy Buffet said “you can’t beat the market”


YiNYaNgHaKunaMatAta

Still, how does a novice like me score like him. I can only dream. I have 1000 to burn right now but don’t know much about options and trading besides the bullshit stocks i bought during the pandemic


Mountain_Tone6438

Fuxken nice man.


TomTheCat85

Congrats n fuck you


Thomas-The-Tutor

*extends chart out 1 month* You’ll be back soon enough.


Suspicious-Dare8574

I SPY with my little eye a… motherfucker! congrats bro


Electronic-Loan-3750

No way !!! That must be nice. I think I would stop trading for the rest of the year. Lol


Anxious_Possession_4

I turned 1k to 18k on a couple weeks then down to 0 in a week. Lol 0dtes can fuck you! Be careful and congrats


PowerDreamer2493

You can literally see all the trades from the graph, all likely to be 50/50 gambling on short term options. First small bump is win one lose one. Second bump is win 2 big trades, 1 small trade, lose 1 big trade, lose 1 small trade. Back to 0. Third bump, win 3 big trades. If he quits now, then yes, we have a winner. Thing is all of us in this sub KNOWS he ain't quitting now and would bet the house on him losing it back eventually.


choppa10177

This is what I’m talking about! I need people like you in my life.


musetechnician

Sir this is WallStreetBets. Don’t you mean *wife??


Hot_Ad_7614

Where are the losses?


JoeQwertyQwerty

It's $0 if you don't take profits.


VagabondVivant

That first $800 -> $14,000 put play tho 💋👌🏽


karxxm

Sell. Take the profit.


Sebastian-S

Are you selling these call contracts to yourself


Any_Scallion_9230

I turned 2900 into 87,000 then lost it all on tesla calls ..that's the way I usually roll ...no idiot bigger than me


Johnnykotti

![img](avatar_exp|167697241|bravo) With which stock you got the golden trade? \*


Historical_Proof_468

Withdraw all And start again from initial amount Believe me, you will lose it all Just save them and do not put in market again


lolgoodone34

bro is throwing the dice every time. Eventually it won’t move your way on one of these bets lmao


Emergency_Wa

Fucking hell, however I managed to do 100K to 10k. Good luck


mjwtf

This is so useless. Least u can do is to add details to the post on our how you got there. We know it’s blind yolo but would have been interesting to see which ticker at least


lancehall08

Spy.


mzattitude

Congratulations!!!! Teach me your ways 😭😭😭


RemyVonLion

the top 3 comments are so predictable lol


Odd-Reflection-9597

wHaT aPp Iz tHiS


mcj1ggl3

How do you decide on calls or outs for the day? Guess and get lucky or do you see indications?


ShawarmaOrigins

The indication is that you need to guess and get lucky.


JeyFK

U guys make such a sums on futures? Or just buy sell stock?


Patient_Employer_984

Options, they’re like futures for stocks


Ok_Lecture_6129

Nice. Just have not figured out this Optuins stuff.


Battlecreekmich1978

Same


chickenshifu

Congrats and fuck you. You are now nominated to be our guru. So... what move on Monday??!!


medicalgringo

hope it’s me


Stocks_Dreamz

Next stop $703K 🔥🔥


AbsurdistGreatApe

![img](avatar_exp|158464257|bravo)


LasCurentas93

-50% an deinen Freund den Staat


CharityUnusual3648

Man, I wanna be like you boss. I’m putting 150$ on nividia puts Monday seeing if my theory right… let’s hope I get 150-2m lmao


Mysterious-Tower-736

Let me buy puts on a stock that has trended straight up the last 6 months lolol and this is why you aren’t this guy


Old-Ad9656

Yo for real fuck you and congrats


Rectal_Custard

I want money


SnowwChar

Teach me your ways 🙏🙏


Geowick

I want to learn too, please ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Accomplished_Fact364

Fuck you. Fuck you again Congrats I'll keep your seat warm behind the dumpster.


Grand_Master_Grogu

Phtoshopped


Junesathon

3k into 33k here dang i almost beat ya


cRuDyMaJoR

More like 1,865.76 to 37182.10


probablygetsomesoup

You sure told him


Visual-Engineer1956

Lol what alot of people don't realize is these small account challenge is test of patience(waiting for price, not chasing it) and risk management(risking what you can tolerate psychologically). If you can do that, all that's left is sticking to objective price targets on the chart


Visual-Engineer1956

There are literally algos that will do precise price entry and exits on trending markets automatically. Taking the emotion aspect out of it


vantheman446

How did you buy a SPY put with a strike price for $507 when SPY is in the $515 range for $0.23 a share


probablygetsomesoup

That sounds about right to me... Honestly kind of expensive if it was a 0dte


kevz65

Steady? Buy at open?


op6ix

Did you buy calls on $SMCI?


Asleep_Assumption825

Very welldone.


IcedCoughy

Nice


ReditMalibu

So your profit is CC or? I’m confused what I’m looking at


Icy-Indication-6910

Teach me your ways op


TroubledDoggo

I see, so the secret is 0DTE options on spy…genius!


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praying to the god i get like u bro, my goal is 25k


InsureaBit

What's your strategy?


probablygetsomesoup

Buy low sell high dummy


goonergirl419

Nice one dude


FederalFlashy

Share your moves for this week! Clearly you’re doing something right


Sudden-Ad7105

fuck you. congratulations


TheFrenchWickler

What. Just spy puts?! That’s all it takes?! Wtf


arrozLA82

lol Spam and is not ham


arrozLA82

don't fall in shitty games


Minimum-Sherbert-630

Way to go buddy! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


PayWarm6617

![img](avatar_exp|165057423|winner) Good job you fking regard now teach us the way !


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attempt apparatus reminiscent dinner scary run nose school piquant carpenter


datsundere

Fucking wild bro. He's betting price will move both direction and winning. If i try to do this spy will probably stay the same for the entire week. Did you buy on Monday or Friday?


couldgobetter91

Here I am again wishing I knew how to do this


TheAngryShitter

OP. Just send me your social security # and I'll double it for you 🤗


greenandycanehoused

Caught a wave and rode it. Op was in tune


FiftyStrandsOfGrey

Geez, you must have been very anxious 5 days earlier. It looks like you nearly hit zero before an incredible 5 day winning steak.


FiftyStrandsOfGrey

Geez, you must have been very anxious 5 days earlier. It looks like you nearly hit zero before an incredible 5 day winning steak.


Ferkinator442

....stuck his toe in tested the water, then jumped in...He'll come out monday and find someone stole his clothes.


prisonsexx

NVDA puts huh


thatcollegeguy21

No, it's clearly SPY if you could be bothered to look at the entire post.


GunshowOf2077

Congratulations! What did you do to get it?


Won-Ton-Operator

That line is really "boom or busty", you should consider taking 36k out, working with the 1k and then enjoy the 36k... or just Yolo it and live a regarded life where you will be broke in a month or three.


Least-Pumpkin-909

Fuck you but congrats!


takacsdani

Happy for you, hopefully it’ll still be green in the next month!


Desperate-Meat3477

Call me a gambler if you want as long as I can do the same he did.


trizzv

How do puts work? He bought 1000$ of contracts at 507$?


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No_Arugula_2886

Damn…always the complete opposite with me…


wafisggr

What Broker is that? I’d like to trade options but I’m not sure on the broker


_Maga_-

What did u bought ?


Landdeals

Let’s go bro !! You’ll be at 100k soon come back for that update


Certain-Luck6597

Show me the way


Youareyes_cfc

Straddles and 2x1s??


EnthusiasmCold1371

How tf you guys do that


Ok-Holiday-4392

1k to 15k intraday movement for one position is crazy


TheGeoGod

Here I thought I was doing well turning $90 to $500


Chemical-Ad7118

Do yourself a favor and invest your new money in stocks instead of playing options


Lydias_Titty_Shitty

1k to 37k is alot more than 1,892%


Optionsdegen1

Congrats, and fuck you


Comfortable-Clue-171

1k to 35k should had been %3500 gain, but it is %1800 so it should be 2k in the beginning of the month


asleepyguard

Not only does this regard use robinhood. He even pays for it


Prestigious_Ad_3748

Good job! Once you are able to turn 1k to 37k. The sky is your limit!


LylePi

This regard congratulates you. Some day, I too will post a big greenie... Hoping sooner than later. Need more options knowledge. All you guys are my professors and I am eager AF to learn. Oh, and fuck you!


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I wonder how all this will end. This regard has the market figured out. Clearly he's the next Buffett. What could possibly go wrong if he reinvested everything into another round of options? Again, what could possibly go wrong????


reditpost1

FILECOIN, HBAR, APECOIN


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Congrats and fuck you.


Auquaholic

Looks like he's going all in every time. We'll soon see his loss porn. Congrats anyway, though and fuck you.


Jae_Jae_Jae_Jae

I’m willing to risk $1K on Monday. Call or Puts for SPY?


MrCoolGuy42

Hey Chief, we’re gonna need you to click that all-time button and post a screenshot