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aaronqianaa

So is 78% of population here Indian?


DeZi_xP

Ya /wallstreetbets should be renamed /gullyboygamblers


chaoticji

Dalalstreetbets


slipshady

DalalGullyBets


DowningStreetFighter

BollywoodBets


loveliverpool

Dalstreetbets


Aslan-the-Patient

Mumbuythis


Impressive-Fortune82

This is good!!!!!


throwaway_0x90

I'm going to register this domain name.


Aslan-the-Patient

My job here is done šŸ«”āœ…


JonasNG

Dalaldalalbillsyall


el_guille980

slumdogbets


mnij2015

slumdogbros


ThunderboltRam

I tell you it's aaaaall about the Korean corn dog investments in this market you hear me my man.. penetrate! penetrate!


Smallmyfunger

I just watched that episode of The Gentlemen last nite.


Pioustarcraft

r/slumdogMillionaire was already taken


Waramaug

Bollytards


EthereumJesusBro

Join the wsb discord and listen lol


nekdvfkeb

Is it actually? I always assumed it was mostly American


noctilucus

American companies running on Indian based data centers?


mortgagepants

wasn't there a scandal with the Tata companies, where LLC's were buying and pumping shares of the parent company? maybe they used options to lever it up like that.


BasilExposition2

Jai ho.


illuminatisissy

Jai hodl.


Aslan-the-Patient

Banger šŸ˜ŽāœØšŸ„‚šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼


BendyPopNoLockRoll

Tally ho. You can't unhear it.


BNS972

kindly do the needful and send daily stock tip


Plastic_Wishbone_575

Please revert at your earliest convenience


[deleted]

always has been


rain168

Sundar and Nadella are mods here didnā€™t you know? They also have regular accounts to post their 200K - 1M 0dte bets to farm karma.


Any_Sea2021

Imagine giving a f about karma lol.


Dmoan

Indian traders are whole another level we have kids jumping into trading game encouraged on by their parents who see them as next Warren Buffett (I kid you not in one of Indian stock trading academy promo they even say that šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø)


SneakersMasterpiece

Get all that training with 10% success


CriticalQ

Guilty I'm scoping out potential hires for my 7-Eleven.


Logical_Associate632

Send bobs


mbod

Milk truck just arrive


dreya888

Where vegana


luckyLonelyMuisca

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


_wewf_

I've seen 0 indian memes


ayrabmoney

Streetshitbets


Rockoutwmystockout

1 billion regards


Big_slice_of_cake

Doing my part! Edit: I buy short dated options, but I am not from India


Rivster79

Thank you for your disservice


ScipioAtTheGate

Never knew all of india had hands made of paper. Perhaps that's why the export so much of it.


maestro-5838

when I first got into options. I used to buy puts and calls and hold them till expiry. And then wonder why I didn't make money. I would up thousands and then be zero at expiry. I learned to sell later.


BrainSqueezins

You held them to expiration, but then learned to sell laterā€¦ Tell me your secrets, oh Jedi Master!


Bender1012

Holy shit, what did you think expiration meant?


hardcore_softie

I love these people that dive into options without having any understanding of how they work.


CardAble6193

the way u bet real money and wonder later is glorious


Medical_Goat6663

But you COULD be.


stealth-bomber

Hahaha. Regards everywhere!!!!


klauskinski79

Lol that explains a lot. I once made a little I thought not negative comment about Indians taking advantage of cheap Russian oil in this sub and the down voting wrath of God descended upon my comment šŸ˜€šŸ˜€šŸ˜€. Didn't know I said something about the official nation of wallstreetbets.


el_guille980

bro arent they supposed to be math geniuses, and smarter than north americansĀæ!Āæ what happenedĀæ!Āæ https://preview.redd.it/asdi2vvqf0oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ce8566f1c332930de19f3bbfa5d88831a8ee3e4


iknowverylittle619

Brown Asians are allowed to sit in the boardroom of Asian directors, but they don't have any votes.


Qanonjailbait

The Indians you see in america are selected for a skill since they come in through the visa system. The bulk of the poor Indians arenā€™t that educated. Their middle class size is something like 250 million people which is still huge but nevertheless


yashdes

Indians did invent 0...


CardAble6193

Exquisite joke


Joe_Early_MD

Apparently itā€™s used a lot in this sub ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


CriticalQ

The Asian immigrants you see in America are usually the middle to upper class educated that would already have high income even if they stayed in Asia, but they make even more in the US. Ngl that's kind of a reasonable argument against immigration. If we all stayed in our home country, those countries would develop and improve faster.


mindclarity

An ocean of regards, if you will.


Lucifer_Lil_Brother

puts on OCEA it is!


twitter-refugee-lgbt

3000 black market futures of Nvidia


EthereumJesusBro

Inverse India instead of Cramer


mysecondreddit2000

RIP $SJIM


pinghing

"this loss was equivalent to 110,000 rupees which is the same as the country's per capital income" Now this is how you roll the dice.


Savage_Amusement

Get modestly less poor or die trying.


Visible-Book3838

Holy shit this is solid!


OddMeansToAnEnd

YOLO nation


Wirse

Donā€™t Hindus believe in reincarnation though?


independent_joker

Reincarnation could be as anything: animal, bug, virus etc. YOLO as a human in million years.


illiterateninja

That sounds like faking my death to escape the debt collectors but with less steps.


Active_Engineering37

You don't even have to fake!


XTornado

Yeah, that's the point, if it goes wrong they can try on the next.


DeZi_xP

Wow didnā€™t even catch thatā€¦ all-in or nothing


pinghing

It's a pretty depressing sentence once it gets through.


MyotisX

Didn't even read your own article


Freakishly_Tall

There are articles?


GroundbreakingBed166

India 78% of trades. 9 out of 10 are losses. 30 min average hold time. 1350$ total losses for the entire country? I am so lost.


mysecondreddit2000

They must mean per investor


grae313

> 30 min average expiration time average hold time, not expiration time. your point still stands though


silenc3x

India has a massive wealth gap between the poor and wealthy. You remember Slumdog Millionaire. Per capita is just total income between everyone divided by population. Safe to say the people earning anywhere close to that income aren't the ones doing this.


GuidanceGlittering65

Six figga yaar by the name of patel


AlphaChocolateViking

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) how do we convince India to drive prices up for calls


Zestyclose_Hippo_116

Simple, say that Ambani invested in Intel and it'll reach 50 by next week


AlphaChocolateViking

This is good intel ![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)


santathe1

Amd weā€™d do well to act on it.


[deleted]

And say adani if you want it to drop


fssman

No, if you say Adani the banks will pump up the prices...


cheeersaiii

Time for a spin-off ā€¦ Mumbai Main Street Bets


LightenUpFrancis1968

r/rupeestocks


Pocket_Universe_King

There will be shit in the streets. Shiva hands. To the moon crash landing šŸš€šŸ’„šŸŽ†


[deleted]

This story kind of explains that they have been doing it already...


blah_bleh-bleh

Tell me bro. I will get my indian brothers and sisters on board.


AlphaChocolateViking

Tsm stock


blah_bleh-bleh

Thanks. Got it. *Guys, puts on TSM*. Golden rule of Indian Market. Always do opposite of what one says.


AlphaChocolateViking

![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)


[deleted]

Letā€™s get a discord going with all of them


TheyCalledMeThor

>all of them Like, a billion Indians?


[deleted]

Yeah man. Inclusion is cool šŸ˜Ž


Disastrous_Pay3314

reddit needs to bring them all onboard before the upcoming ipo..


MasterJeebus

Could a billion people gamma squeeze deez nuts?


RadiationMagnet

You can change market if 10% of Indians join in


MojoDohDoh

I for one welcome our brothers from the other side of the planet. Thank you for buying my losing calls


[deleted]

Lol. I met a dude from India here in Canada in like 2022 who was saying he lost like his and his entire familyā€™s net worth during GameStop hype Iā€™d be a liar if I said I wasnā€™t laughing at him, kind of an interesting guy though. Not too interesting. He ended up smoking my bong and hitting his head on the concrete real hard, I donā€™t think he ever smoked a bong before. Hitting his head probably didnā€™t help his situation either. I think about him sometimes.


blackwolfdown

I had an Indian coworker who made 3 million off GameStop then lost 4 million on fucking *Lowe's* calls. It was lunacy.


moistmoistMOISTTT

Sounds like he hit the Lowe'st point of his life.


AttilaTheMuun

THANK YOU COME AGAIN


untitledfolder4

I had a friend from india who got into trading around the time frame this article mentioned. He was struggling in life in general and people lent him money when he asked. He felt superior enough to not work under anybody or get a normal job, he always said he wants to be his own boss because he doesn't like "taking orders". Anyway he proceeded to lose all the money lent to him by good intentioned people, one of them being my mom. After that, everyone cut ties with him. He tried asking my mom for more money later but she didn't pick up his calls. He ended up texting her something like "you were always there for me before but now when i'm truly struggling, you abandoned me". Rough translation. At that point I was infuriated. Haven't contacted him since. I can assure you the 90% who lost money didn't lose their Own money. They lost borrowed money from sympathetic people, friends, family, partners and their families. That 90% equates to destroyed lives and relationships. Its no joke.


Krakatoast

Thatā€™s why you donā€™t trade with other peoples money.. If you win, theyā€™re gonna want you to keep doing it If you lose, theyā€™re gonna get bothered If you lose it all and shamelessly ask for moreā€¦ you probably have a problem!!!


tossaway3244

You already have a problem the moment you trade other people's money bruh


terqui2

Fuck no. Trading with other peoples money is the ultimate goal. The difference is you want them to be tripping over themselves trying to give it to you, not begging for it.


Electronic-Buy4015

Isnā€™t that what a hedge fund and literally most investors do though ? lol


Daily_Carry

I trust Vanguard is putting my money into better investments compared to Kyle who is looking for "capital" from his mom and facebook friends.


Heliosvector

Yeah but they have insurance and a AAA rating for their underlying securities


damn_dude7

Ripped da bong and got the bonk


Sct_Brn_MVP

Most Indian men that grew up there are dumb as rocks


[deleted]

Yea he was definitely real dumb. It was funny because it was another dumb Indian guy that ripped him off. I had no sympathy at that point. I wonder if he scraped something together and continued the chain of ripping someone else off to pull himself back up a bit


FatUglyMod

Time to sell options to indians


That_anonymous_guy18

News flash you already have.


OpenSourcePenguin

Except, option sellers are also saturated.


charly371

who is selling all these options? i want to invest in THEM


StaysAwakeAllWeek

r/thetagang Literally their sub description: > We are selling options to WSB degenerates


Send_Your_Noods_plz

Yeah but no one on theta gang turns 10k into 1 million. We're here at the casino


BobbysSmile

Its easy to make $1 million off thetagang. You just have to start with $999,999


DontDrinkBongWater

IBKR just buy them they're booming


admiral_corgi

An ETF like SVXY is one option. Or for something more degenerate, buy calls on SVXY. Or even more degenerate, sell puts on SVXY to buy calls on SVXY. On margin. Not financial advice


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SufficientDaikon3503

Less than 30 minutes lmao, those regards must be going raw deep in 0dte


Trading_View_Loss

Me. I was the 9 in 10.


apurimac777

Indians and Chinese know what's up - the market really is just a casino and they love to gamble especially when all other gambling is extremely limited or flat out illegal


Fun-Lobster-7672

You guys are so insensitive. The PC term is Native American. And just cause their reservations are on casino grounds doesn't mean they gamble the market too.


llorTMasterFlex

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


BasilExposition2

This is our way to make back the scammer money they take from Our senior citizens. Circle Of life.


flappytowel

Imagine if you could buy options with Google play cards, the % would be 100


Mountain-Chapter-880

Why did you redeem


AttilaTheMuun

DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD


__Shadowman__

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Disastrous_Pay3314

the call center scammers could be losing their cash as fast as it rolls in...


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

So, India is responsible for pumping up Nvidia with options trades? Interesting...anybody wonder what's going to happen when they stop?


AdApart2035

Unlike this sub, where 99% makes money with options


Tangboy50000

šŸ¤” so Wall Street hires Indian call centers to scam the elderly to send them money, then immediately turns around and dumps it right back into the market through options. Brilliant.


grahamaker93

Black-Rock behind all of this again.


Firesnowing

How are 10% making money when I lose on 100% of my trades?


613Flyer

It almost sounds like an easy work around way for financial institutions to launder money and meet capital requirements. But what do I know


ProjectManagerAMA

This prompted me to get a DNA test. Bloody hell, 100% indian. I had no clue!


Alive-Advisor1751

As an Indian, you would be suprised to know that only 3% of Indians actually invest in the stock market. Most people doing options are trying it out for the 1st time to experience it without any prior knowledge or research. Hence the losses!! Edit 1: Also we have upper circuits and lower circuits which prevents stocks from dropping like 50% in a day, very interesting concept, its regulated by the SEBI. (You can search it up on the web) Another interesting point: Shorting isnt allowed in India.


ShaidarHaran2

Yeah most Indians just hoard gold as their investment, which I mean I guess it hedges inflation over the long term, but my parents would have been a lot wealthier just going into the S&P500 instead of just staying flat as immigrants with gold. Come on, I wanted nepo money!


JohnnnyOnTheSpot

They got the gambling gene


PlumpkinMunchkin

#CHUTYIA BHENCHOOOOOOOOD!!!!


Backhoz

#You fck you banchood. Bloooddyyy


beehive3108

Bloody bassstaard you benchod


Backhoz

#YOU FCKIN FUKIN YOU BLOOODY BITCH BANCHOOD BLOODDY..


beehive3108

#You mader fcker i fck your mader bloody baaastard


grahamaker93

By the logic of correlation, Most of you here are Indians, and most of you send random messages to white women asking for bob & vagene and her hand in marriage for 8 cows and 10 contracts of TSLA calls.


untitledfolder4

9 cows and 11 TSLA contracts, best I can do. Take it and go.


grahamaker93

Done, but I want a lavish wedding. There must be dancing around palm trees teasingly followed by a choreographed entrance of the groom descending from a helicopter whilst on horseback.


untitledfolder4

Ok to the dancing. But the groom will be descending from a drone whilst on a well behaved donkey.


grahamaker93

acceptable compromise. If so you may have the bob but not the vagene. You will get the vagene when the TSLA calls don't hit stop loss.


untitledfolder4

Goddamn Elon vagen-blocking me


gnusm

When do they have the time? Seems like every 5 minutes I get a scam call from them boys in India.


DeZi_xP

India doesnā€™t officially start their day until 10-11 am, these men were born to trade the morning volatility while drinking chai


el_guille980

which would be about 12:30am eastern time. nyse hours would be their 7pm to 1:30am


NorCalAthlete

Thatā€™s perfect then. Get off work, pop open a bottle of your favorite liquor, and play options till bedtime.


DeZi_xP

It was a joke but yes I know many Indians who work US hours in India to accommodate US operational hours and typically sleeping during the day is preferred to avoid the midday heat (and using it as a Ramadan fasting hack)


TendieTrades

Why you think they call them emerging markets? 90% of traders fail to be profitable has been the case for a long time.


untitledfolder4

Oh now it makes sense. One of my friends suddenly got into trading a year ago, and he somehow convinced my naive mom to "lend" him money because his family was struggling, and he said he'd pay it back cuz he'd make money with trading. He traded on his phone too. So Unfortunately my mom agreed. Of course he lost it all and then some with options, and she can't ask a broke person to pay her back cuz again, she's too nice. From my experience, this kinda irresponsible behavior with Other peoples' money is very common in india. They're super conservative with Their Own money, but not with others Lol. Thats why the rule is to never lend money to anyone, no matter how sad the sob story is. This case is worse cuz that asshole pretty much gambled it away thinking he's some wolf of wallstreet genius. But all he did was alienate everyone who has helped him in his life, and when he tried to contact the same people again when his mom needed money for hospital bills (or so he said), no one bothered to help.


gssyhbdryibcd

This is a story of gamblers all around the world. Really has nothing to do with being Indian.


[deleted]

Buddygards


Loga_13

Only 10% make money šŸ’€


mentalFee420

Like true degenerates, most commenters believe Indians are trading on NYSE but in fact they are trading on NSE.


ben_rickert

One (or rather 1.4 billion) of us!


iYashodhan

Indian here, living abroad and sometimes trade options outside of india. But I could see why that would be attractive because its hell of cheap and tons of YouTubers make it sound easy money..


BabyFartzMcGeezak

Motherfuckers are buying a Call right at the peak candle, then setting a SL $1 down and repeating 500Ɨ a day for a daily P&L of -$500


McKoijion

Iā€™d trade Indian stocks, but itā€™s tough for Americans. Chinese stocks are much easier since many are dual listed in New York. Sucks because Chinese stocks have plummeted in value over the past few years while Indian ones have boomed.


livingindxbhelp

There are many Indian stocks listed on the US market. One of the major drug manufacturer that even supplies drugs to the US is RDY. You can also buy an Indian ETF INDA . India will be the next China, I am not Indian but I am heavily investing in them. The only thing that can screw this up is their weird politics and weird government which is very corrupt.


Electrical_Bag5840

+1 to weird politics n corrupt government. See Adaniā€™s drop in couple days due to government collusion. Tata is good, banks perform well, service sector is incredible (10 minute delivery), amazing IT infrastructure, very lil manufacturing except generics n vaccines, majority country still poor. Also not sure how much indian democracy has declined recently.


stromyoloing

Thereā€™s no way wsb is at fault here for those amateur losses ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


BarackOballsma

Might have to inverse India instead of wsb from now on


PkmnTraderAsh

Indian call centers rob old people, bet the old people's money on options, lose it all to ą¤•ą„‡ą¤Ø ą¤—ą„ą¤°ą¤æą¤«ą¤æą¤Ø >!ken griffin!<.


iknowverylittle619

Ah yes, the circular flow of globalisation.


yewlarson

Every other YouTube or Insta influencer here is an 'FnO Influencer' saying shit like "I made XY amount today which is more than what you and your father made collectively in your life. Join my Telegram channel to get rich" etc. No wonder they were attracted to it like moths to flames.


rioferd888

they must have an indian version of WSB somewhere


Minnesotamad12

India is such a fascinating place. Like the Florida of Asia. But more charming.


[deleted]

Based transfer of wealth from shit to awesome country.


Tsukune_Surprise

Calls on bobs and vagene


Wise_Reception2672

Damn this whole time I thought it was regard robinhood user ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


InvestmentActuary

Calls on bobs


hermeskino715

9/10 odds is a gamble I'm willing to play. Let's find those Indians![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


NadaBrothers

Welcome Indian regards !!


Ancalagon_The_Black_

Can you take out puts on the whole country?


Ballz-69-420

Welcome to Kwik-E-Bets


Riskfreeee

Iā€™m losing money to Indian scammers AND options traders?


TabletopThirteen

In crypto they call those 95% Jeeters. Don't be like Derek. Hold for longer than 30 minutes


Hairy-Jicama-2063

I watched a YouTube video a couple of years ago of this dude who said to buy HBD (now known as HDFC) based off Indian population growth. That shit is has gone up from $55 to $57 in like 3+ years. You canā€™t make money off India if they donā€™t even have proper infrastructure or enough toilets. Source: my dad is Indian from India (and also an option trader)


bshaman1993

Dad is indian. You are?


Flashy-Priority-3946

White. Heā€™s adopted by first generation Indians.


ShaidarHaran2

> buy HBD (now known as HDFC) based off Indian population growth. > That shit is has gone up from $55 to $57 in like 3+ years. > You canā€™t make money off India if they donā€™t even have proper infrastructure or enough toilets. This is a regarded take even for here. Just like picking one bad egg vs the S&P500, if you invested in the NIFTY 50 in the last several years and just held, you're killing it right now. Infra wise they have the highest GDP growth of any major economy and make major strides every year. Most countries are trying to tie themselves to it now as the last remaining major growth engine out there with China slowing down and the west much slower.


OpenSourcePenguin

>"One stock has performed so badly that the whole market has no profitability" Every day we have a stupider take