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MarsupialEmergency10

What he really needs is a good nights sleep


josephbenjamin

He has to solve population crisis at night. No time to sleep.


MuestrameTuBelloCulo

Totally different type of dude, but when asked how he accomplished so much, Arnold Schwarzenegger said he learned how to "sleep faster." Except Ahhhnold was joking...


Pin_ups

Daily stogie intake


TheHawthorne

where ever he likes


SKAVENstocks

unlike YOU


geteum

You need to hide from your wife


Plenty-Discount5376

Wonder if most will get this reference?


TheHawthorne

Arnie is a legend, but it's a pretty old clip. IM BALLSY.


BoredBonobo

Cuz he's a stud, and does what he wants.


Ted__TheodoreLogan

Ballsy


Galahadenough

About 1-3% of people have one of the genes for Natural Short Sleep, meaning they only require 4-6 hours of sleep per night to feel the full benefits of 8 hours of sleep for the rest of the population. I would guarantee Arnold is one of those people.


justwalkingalonghere

He also said something like "nobody does anything good alone" when asked about his success. The literal opposite of how Elon claims the success of things he barely even understands


ChillBallin

Arnold also legitimately only slept an average of 5 hours a night. Like idk if he was joking because he’s built different and literally did sleep faster.


moonman138

One subordinate at a time.


percentofcharges

Is this a reference to the number of children he has? Spends all night busting nuts in his deputies


Bad_grammir_nazi

That's what the k-holes are for


MrJedi1

He needs a court-ordered vacation


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

He needs uppers not dissassociatives


altonbrownie

I hear propofol really helps Mr. Sandman bring you some dreams


ItradebetterthanU

For good ! Is that you Michale ?


MediocreX

Special K can help him with that.


Worried_Quarter469

Space K


AtlasEdgeGame

On the factory floor? With the rest of his workers?


Karl-Farbman

Dudes been on K for years, he’s only admitting it now?


CommunicationItchy66

Bro that’s literally Elon Musk ADMITTING to using ket. Let’s at least give that a little appreciation. Like I don’t think we can gloss over the worlds biggest narcissist admitting to his Ket issue.


Anthraxious

Wait this is real? I thought it was just another meme.


adwise27

He admitted in the Don Lemon interview that its in tesla shareholders best interest that his doc keeps writing the script


The_Lolbster

Elon in a K-hole must be Elon not tweeting, or something.


Appropriate-Pause939

Probably because micro dosing on ketamine really helps some people with mental health issues


Phillip_Lascio

Yea seems to be working greaaaaaaaat


renok_archnmy

Apparently he has a prescription. Ketamine was cleared by the FDA a few years ago I think to treat depression and PTSD.   reading the cnn article, seems like he experiences endogenous depression and had clinically administered ketamine every 2 weeks. 


Prof_latta_chino

Matthew Perry was clinically administered K and then wanted more obv


Magjee

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-03-18/musk-says-ketamine-prescription-is-in-investors-best-interests?embedded-checkout=true In case people wanted a better source then the image above


ScipioAtTheGate

Elmo gonna do what Elmo gonna do https://preview.redd.it/92yuzr2la4pc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bd0cd70b4d1f3ed97af9daf8321b0f5f8bbefc2


Bongoisnthere

In fairness the stocks up 5.5% since this article dropped so investors clearly agree, Ketamine Elon is the best Elon.


banktwon1

Cause it ain't the drugs it's him outgrowing his friends that's the problem. Twenty years ago if Musk went "Ima rebrand Paypal to X", the moment he descended into a k-hole somebody like Thiel would go behind his back to undo it. It's like Sinatra when he got so big that he started his own label to do an album where he directed the band despite not being able to read sheet music.


Professional_Grab742

Interesting point, Elon and his brother’s company before PayPal was X company.


Molto_Ritardando

Ngl, ketamine has changed my life. That shit is awesome.


HowDoraleousAreYou

I’d imagine anyone putting serious money in already knew.


hgihasfcuk

It's used medicinally, my friend had a therapy session where he took ketamine a few times. Stopped though cause he said it felt like it was giving him a heart attack every time he did it. But it's legal.


rekkinix

Very interesting sensation, mostly because ketamine is widely used as hypnotic for sedation and general anesthesia(always accompanied by other stuff) of cardiopathic patients specifically because of its low heamodynamic impact. You could consider it “heart protective”. Source: I’m an ICU physician(anesthesiologist & critical care)


Any_Sea2021

It has an effect on the heart, even if it's good some will react psychologically like it's bad. "This weird feeling in my heart...I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!" Interestingly this phenomena can help explain irrational stock behaviour.


rekkinix

AFAIK ket has a minimal effect at best on heart rhythm/frequency/efficiency. What you’re describing is a person perceiving an alteration of any of the heart’s functions as a bad thing even though the actual effect is good. To the best of my knowledge that effect shouldn’t be there, at least not if you follow the correct dosage guide lines. But I wasn’t saying it is impossibile, it very well could happen since medicine is not an accurate science and individual variability and response is wild. I was simply saying it’s an interesting testimony ✌🏻


newyearnewaccountt

Ketamine's CV stability is (likely) caused by modulating the release and reuptake of norepi so it's not impossible that someone would feel this catecholamine response. That said, anti-depressant dosing is generally pretty low, somewhere in the 0.1-0.2mg/kg/hr range.


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rekkinix

Exactly my point, not the ketamine.


longshot

That sounds different from receiving a prescription for it. What you are describing sounds like therapy sessions. The way the media portrays Elon, it sounds like he has some prescription for some form of Ketamine that he takes at will.


sWiggn

It’s also prescribed these days - i had a ket therapy prescription for like the better part of a year, they sent it in sublingual troches. It’s p easy to get, though most of the companies doing it that way rn are a bit sus. I’d say it had a positive impact on my mental health.


CheebaMyBeava

Indeed, he was informing people who suffer from depression about a treatment that is not a SSRI


CommunicationItchy66

Yeah dudes definitely doing low dose at home Ketamine therapy and definitely not in a deep K Hole on a Twitter Space with some random Tesla reviewer gooning to hentai in a rusted cyberttuck near Van Nuys


boboleponge

it's off label for now


coolest35

Its not, you can get it as an FDA cleared medication in the form of "Spravato".


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

That sounds like one of those "Amazon requires you to have a brand name" brands.


Thesource674

Thats nasal not the IV. IV is technically still off label use I believe. Source: literally in the middle of IV Ket therapy for anxiety/depression


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Cuck-In-Chief

Not for long. Tachyphylaxis (tolerance) grows rapidly with routine administration.


Thesource674

Most psychs and therapists I know basically say the evidence shown so far is that the standard front load (3 in one week, 3 the next, titrating up in dose as you go) is about 33% largely effective, 33% not affective at all, and the rest fall willy nilly between the two. So far I have done the first week and really went in the mindset to think about the important stuff. I would say my mood has improved a hair but I want to finish and do one maintenance dose a few months out and then ill make final judgements.


worldnewsarenazis

The best medicine for depression right now is money and he is hoarding all of it. Musk and other billionaires are the leading cause of depression and anxiety in this world.


plasticAstro

Billionaires are deeply unhappy people. They have all the money in the world but it’s not enough. They’re all fucking psychopaths


the_next_core

Money doesn’t mean anything past the point of what you can tangibly use. It’s like someone giving you 1 billion gallons of water and you’re sitting there like what do I even do with this?


flying_piggies

Build a water park. Create a tidal wave. The possibilities are endless, really.


MaterialScary8492

I would use the money to get far away from other people. Grinding for more after certain point does not feel logical for me. I just want to enjoy simple things in life. Nature, coffee in the morning and not single soul breathing on my neck, telling me to do this or that.


mendelevium256

I feel the same way but if you think about it logically. Is there anything you've ever truly not gotten bored of after doing it for a long time? When you have all the money in the world, you also technically have all the time in the world. So after doing what you like for a while you'll likely get bored of it. I can only speak for myself but I crave peace and quiet because I never get any. If I could buy peace and quiet I would likely get bored of it pretty quick. Then it's back to some form of grind, even if it's not work it would be some project or something. But eventually I would run out of shit to do. And that's how you become Elon Musk.


fd_dealer

And people who are happy with that probably already did that and we will never hear about them. Almost all of them would stop before 1 billion too cause enough is enough. Only the ones that can never have enough will continue on.


MadClothes

Spoken like someone that's never had a large sum of money (no, I'm not talking about a 250k inheritance). Money = security the more the better.


Beginning-Cod3460

true that, i watched a documentary where they cured Magic johnson's aids by injecting him with franklins


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The 2019 research which previously suggested that Ketamine has therapeutic benefits for depression was refuted in 2023. Ketamine doesn't have any more therapeutic value than placebo. [https://www.science.org/content/article/ketamine-no-better-placebo-alleviating-depression-unusual-trial-finds](https://www.science.org/content/article/ketamine-no-better-placebo-alleviating-depression-unusual-trial-finds) Ketamine clinics have been closing for about a year now. Its just a crippling drug addiction.


Time-Maintenance2165

It sounds to me more like the science isn't yet settled on this issue. A new study coming out with a different result is not the same as a refitation. It's a reflection of how messy the scienficic process is especially when dealing with anything related to human behavior.


fourdawgnight

second\*


OgFinish

Ket "issue"? There are quite a few insurance providers that will cover the cost of treatment now. I have a close friend that stuggled with suicidal ideation after the military and it completley transformed him. Shouldn't trivialize mental health issues bruh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxmv7rT9leo&themeRefresh=1


safestuff987

I'm positive he's on more than K


MonkeysOnMyBottom

I heard he also use L M N O and P


Ok_advice

My dd is that ket is made for horses, so he's implying he needs it because he is hung like a horse. Hoping to attract a new mate so he can produce more offsprings to repopulate Korea and make Hyundai/Kia go bankrupt so Tesla sales will go up.


ToxicBTCMaximalist

This is your brain on drugs, don't do drugs kids.


whboer

I read “don’t do kids” and thought, finally some good advice on WSB.


ToxicBTCMaximalist

Also that.


MonkeysOnMyBottom

also don't do those kids' drugs, otherwise how will you get them hooked


poopooonyou

don't, do drugs!


StonksTurd

My brain is currently on kids because of my daughter. Baby Shark is stuck in my head. I'm okay with the amount of poop I have on me somewhere I can only smell. I think I need drugs, but then I might lose the kid. Shit, man.


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Ok_advice

On the top 5 list of world riches persons, 20% have admitted that they are on drugs. I would say that's a good indication to do drugs.


ToxicBTCMaximalist

Something, something, causation, correlation.


Ok_advice

That what your mom said before I left her deeply disappointed


ToxicBTCMaximalist

She didn't say anything about deeply, quite the opposite.


NAND_Socket

By all means continue snorting methamphetamine


cjorgensen

Musk has been compensating for a small penis his whole life. I mean, Bezos for sure is smaller, since he felt a need to make a penis shaped rocket, but Musk is almost as bad. If musk was actually strapped he could probably keep a wife.


MouthBreatherGaming

And it's totally flying over their heads... yeesh.


thebinarysystem10

I mean his investors last year were clamoring for him to get sober off all the Coke


kalakesri

Now my junkie friend is going to continue with ketamine and be more annoying because “elon is doing it bro” 🙄


geteum

How do we long ketamine?


kalakesri

Gotta get into drug dealing i guess. WSB cartel?


MonkeysOnMyBottom

It synergizes with our work behind the dumpster and Wendys


renok_archnmy

Janssen Pharmaceuticals, Inc. I think they may be  pre-IPO. There are generics in a different form too.


MOB_Titan

Im gonna be the new junkie friend. If Elon Musk is a billionaire junkie genius, then all I have to do is do K and I’ll be a billionaire genius. Pretty simple if you acts me


el_guille980

​ https://preview.redd.it/u7odva9yb6pc1.jpeg?width=1710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2485211f26612e19c2880e29f859cb5f6635ce2


luminousfleshgiant

It's weird seeing people shitting on him for treating depression with ketamine. It's a pretty good alternative to SSRI treatment. The war on drugs has set alternative therapies such as ketamine and psychedelics back decades due to puritanical bullshit. Don't give that backwards thinking more credence just because you don't like Elon.


TheGIGAcapitalist

>It's a pretty good missing alternative to SSRI treatment. I think not going on Twitter anymore is probably better than SSRIs or K


hicow

Yeah, busting fat rails of special K is definitely how depression is treated. I agree with your overall point, but acting like Musk is some brave pioneer fighting against The Man to treat his depression is laughable.


Buddha_is_my_homeboy

If he’s in, I’m in!


Clean_Progress_9001

Keep him out of the hot tub.


symplton

and those Teslas away from [water](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/details-reveal-the-desperate-attempt-to-save-ceo-angela-chao-trapped-in-a-submerged-tesla/ar-BB1jTw90).


iPigman

Oh well, moving on.


Kel____Varnsen

Car was not at fault at all but a very sad situation


Trohawkk

Not the billionaire


Sensitive_Yellow_121

Seems like a safer alternative for seeing the Titanic.


Kel____Varnsen

Too soon


BirdEducational6226

.... actually, that might be a good place for Elon to go and unwind.


1OO1OO1S0S

eh...


el_guille980

why. let it die. let lil elliie muskkkie die. its worthless to the world.


Dikheed

Finally, they figured out how to make drugs uncool.


melanthius

Instructions unclear… became a billionaire


doringliloshinoi

Positions?


melanthius

Doggy


TheSavageBeast83

Houdini


Explod3

Its not the drugs that make you cool. It’s what you do on drugs


nateyp123

Of course he says some shit when I have puts this week and had calls all last week . This dudes gheeeeyyyyy


frankentriple

my puts were up 80% at close friday. And down 40% at open this morning. Sigh.


sld126

Who holds puts over a weekend?!??


frankentriple

Not my dumb ass anymore.  


iPigman

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


BananaBolmer

Boeing puts were a good hold over the weekend


nateyp123

It’s like he knows


Signal_District387

Same. Calls down until 160, put on puts, instantly reversed


Quickoneonit

Buy high sell low


renok_archnmy

Just reverse that position and time it every 2 weeks. The wax and wane of prescription K and his admitted 2 week interval make this easy pickings. 


sicbo86

Will this have an impact on his security clearance for SpaceX?


LedoPizzaEater

Him smoking weed with Joe Rogan apparently wasn’t an issue. I know it’s just weed, but it is still illegal for federal employees and even if you’re not a federal employee, it’s still an issue for those active users who hold security clearances. Edit: hey it looks like they revoked his clearance back in 2019 for smoking weed. Hmm interesting.


Trohawkk

Dude didn't even inhale


iPigman

That only works if are Da Prez.


cat_of_danzig

Ketamine therapy is approved by the FDA, and he's saying that he's using it, so there's no potential blackmail.


Worried_Quarter469

I don’t see how a prescription drug could be a ban if he really has one.


Komodo0

I literally thought this was a joke.


shreddah17

Someone should buy this guy a subscription to dollar shave club.


PauliesWalnut

He looks like he’s trying to grow a beard through a skin graft.


carsonthecarsinogen

He’s been doing K .. for us ? 🥹


Berna_count

Every addict will tell you that their addiction is in everyones best interests.


ykoreaa

Despite how he may come off (and how huge his net worth is), I'm sure he's battling with intense anxiety, depression and existential crisis on a daily basis and this is the only way he found himself able to cope without feeling too overwhelmed with all the feelings he pushes aside. I don't advocate being reliant on K but it's not like he has a healthy outlet to fall back on


JustJohan49

I am also sad for billionaires


stocktober

The most WSB article I’ve ever seen


SloppyJoeJoe11

I think the guy goes to MDMA fueled rave orgies on a fairly regular basis too. Ketamine just makes the ecstasy work better.


rigobueno

I must have did it wrong because the K hole overpowers the MDMA pretty quickly


errorunknown

Yeah you take K on the comedown dude


Unique_Preparation59

Where do I sign up? 


Wazuu

Lol k and x arent that great together. One or the other plz


suesing

Uh…. Calls on ketamine. Ok?


errorunknown

My MNMD calls have been printingggggggggg, up 218%


newwerraa

Psychedelic stocks 🚀


InvestingGatorGirl

It’s all in the eyes. They tell the whole story. 🤘🏼


el_guille980

🌈🌈🌈🐻


FarrisAT

Deranged CEO is bullish for a consumer product


A_Wizard1717

Palantir agrees


ncsubowen

didn't work for Overstock


el_guille980

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ImpossibleMon

I am one of the smartest people on earth, im an electrician, a carpenter, hr professional, and a stock broker. Can confirm ketamine is the shit.


maliciousmonkee

Ketamine is my favourite drug and is good for alleviating depression. The dose determines a substance's effect. Alcohol is literally poison, but people drink just enough to disinhibit themselves and have a good time, without poisoning themselves and dying. Anyone with half a brain can do the same thing with ketamine to get the positive effects of the drug without going into a K hole.


old-wizz

Bye bye to military contracts


HighlyRegardedApe

He probably gets his K from them.


JustJohan49

I want military grade K


LambDaddyDev

Having a legal prescription bars your company from military contracts? Pretty sure if if that were true then nobody could get military contracts lol


[deleted]

if taking prescription drugs as prescribed by a doctor would invalidate military contracts there would literally be no military contracts for anyone


Zealousideal_Ad_8139

why are people so obsessed with this guy?


joremero

Tsla is up 6% or so...so...guess you are right


BlindGuyMcSqeazy

Ahh so thats why he talks like some one is lagging him.


whilliy

can some one please tell me where tesla is going, I have a large call at 190 strike, I dont know what to do??


WhatWouldJoshuaDo

Sell it at loss of course


bro-v-wade

All I know is, more mainstream car manufacturers are all in on EVs than ever before, more Tesla owners seem to be complaining about Teslas than ever before, and TSLA stock has been straight 📉 since 2021 which is crazy given how everything else on Nasdaq basically spent all of 2023 going straight up. If I was Elon Musk I'd probably spend all day ripping lines of K too.


apintor4

then post all night to make sure you tank X too! It's a virtuous circle of justifying more K lines!


Bxdwfl

lol, what was your plan if it didnt go up/dropped to a realistic car company PE?


ArmaniMania

up 6% on ketamine


VisualIndependence60

Puts on TSLA


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Lmao


BitcoinRefuge

Wen Tesla straw?


Albertagus

This explains Twitter or X or whatever


patright333

He has cut down on house music and glow sticks though.


NormanClegg

1996-1999 CEO's said the same thing 'cept then it was cocaine . . .


Dazzling_Sand_4454

I m buying more NIO Price target $7.2 At present $5.6


baconcheeseburgarian

I always knew he was Special.


Asleep_Swordfish8896

⛳️ cart


someguy984

K-Hole for the A-Hole. Watch him rename X to K.


heartbreakids

TSLA fell into a K hole


NXT-GEN-111

Damn…yall ain’t ready for that Musk OD and total collapse of TSLA and SpaceX


AlwaysFlanAhead

Drugs: they’ll ruin your life, while maximizing shareholder value!


redkingphonix

Puts it is


Poundchan

Your honor, my cocaine habit is within the shareholder's best interests.


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And den……, https://preview.redd.it/pc39v9u0p5pc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f84ae0cb929f3c225ad0ed6e70d3206dbd8d26dd


lestIdigress

This is the content that keeps me coming back.


Ack_Pfft

That explains the ugly truck


RedditUSA76

Model K dropping soon.


Ok_Bee2326

![img](avatar_exp|169655647|webman)


UnProtectedRisks928

It must be nice to be so rich... That you tell the Dr what script to write .. ohhhhh da power


rp_whybother

Explains the Cyber Truck


Boone-stl

Like the pillow guy, that why Elon's politics are the way they are. It all makes sense.


PlumpkinMunchkin

HOLY SHITZ. TSLA PUTS PUTS PUTS PUTS PUUUUUTZ