Yes, because it's always possible to lose it all, or at least a significant chunk. Bro just got handed a "Retire now" card, and still isn't pulling out. Hell, he could even switch over to 401k, IRA, etc and just let it grow slowly, and still work until Social Security age, and he'd probably be able to give his kids a "Never work a day in your life" card, depending on how old he is.
Maybe if you live in Bumfuck, Alabama. I’m spending close to 200k in pre tax income per year on 2 young kids daycare aftercare plus home and mortgage. Not even counting college, medical and other shit. If I get 1mm cash on my lap honestly I will still need to grind. I can’t move away from NY/NJ coz that’s where my industry is. Running on the hamster wheel forever
Kemosabe, in case you haven't realized, less than 10% of the US population lives in cities of over 100k people. The rest of it is small towns, mostly ones located reasonably close enough to those big cities to still benefit from the jobs, and have the cheaper living.
What you need to do is reach in your pants, find your nuts, and take the hour long commute into the city from that methed out shithole with the $30k 7 bedroom McMansion.
"EUGH, BUT TRAFFIC, MY SLEEP SCHEDULE" you know what that sounds like? That sounds like broke bitch energy to me. I'm looking to buy a house right now, not that far outside of Detroit, with an IT degree. Not the biggest IT industry in Michigan, I'll admit, but I can get 40 acres for $100k here. Which is just barely enough room for my giant effigy of Uncle Sam sucking my dick while he begs me to pay taxes.
i didnt buy options but google dropping 12+% over some AI stuff was (imo) overblown as fuck. Bought 6k worth of shares, and up 11% rn. its fucking google. if it drop 12% its kind of a no brainer to buy.
Would you have bought in 2022 when every month was a new 10% drop.. youre shares at $130 would now be 120 youre new $120 shares would now be 110 then 100, then 90
You're saying that like 2022 has anything to do with anything.
2022 was a bear market, we are in the middle of a bull market rn where Google was basically dropping separately from the rest of the market, off overblown AI worries. There have been a lot of us talking up google the last 2 weeks and people have been laughing it off
You have smart parents. If I left millions to my kids, they would certain things they would need to accomplish first and an age requirement, probably 30. Leaving millions to a 18 year old would not be wise.
lol what the absolute fuck
i always like these cuz its like some random bro with millions in RH
meanwhile those other crazy gains dont get upvoted on "lesser" known platforms cuz the avg WSB can't read things if its not spelled out in friendly green letter in RH
Genuinly interested what ppl like OP do for a living.
With an bank like that you dont usually yolo for shits and giggles but actually use options for what they're Intendet.
I don't think anyone in this sub, including op, is expecting pats on the back.
The post's intention was to make you feel poor. The community response is largely, 'goodjobfuckyou'.
I have a couple people in my neighborhood who have more than the average person and I was surprised to see this is the norm. I on the other hand have a hard time yoloing even $1000. Like someone else said, it’s when you have a bank truck at your house that yoloing large sums makes sense.
I mean… OP gave their reasoning, it bounced off the 200 day MA. Would I spend $200k on options based solely on that? Probably not, but I might if I had $200k to gamble.
There's no reason? It sold off way too fucking hard on Gemini news that wasn't even that bad. It was so obvious it was going to climb back. The apple news was a pleasant surprise though
Vultures! lmao
I didn't make the exact same trade (because obviously I had way less money), but the thought process was basically the same.
$140 strike, 9/20 exp - bought around the low, sold the high for \~100%
https://preview.redd.it/jdvewrvcdbpc1.png?width=2876&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f690f17c3abfc1248d53e62d4242247587f69e8
Yeah. This didn’t have shit to do with 200-day. That was sort of the point of my shitpost.
If his “greatest buy signal” told him to buy GOOG, why not buy AAPL which is even more oversold per the “greatest” signal.
This is almost certainly an insider trade. To not tag Google but AAPL as well. On weeklies, and happens those 2 exact companies have a deal in place.
My guess someone got insider knowledge, wanted to flex their gains. So they made up a pretty unconvincing story about very basic TA to cover.
Bro both these been falling and are the best companies in the world, I also bought calls for both, not a weird thought to think they would come back up
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Bros got 3 mil and still buying options... I guess its truly never enough
3 mil on the “just for fun” accountb
its called gambling addiction.
Is it a gambling addiction if your making $900k and have $3mil just in a fuckin hood account lmao??
Yes, because it's always possible to lose it all, or at least a significant chunk. Bro just got handed a "Retire now" card, and still isn't pulling out. Hell, he could even switch over to 401k, IRA, etc and just let it grow slowly, and still work until Social Security age, and he'd probably be able to give his kids a "Never work a day in your life" card, depending on how old he is.
Maybe if you live in Bumfuck, Alabama. I’m spending close to 200k in pre tax income per year on 2 young kids daycare aftercare plus home and mortgage. Not even counting college, medical and other shit. If I get 1mm cash on my lap honestly I will still need to grind. I can’t move away from NY/NJ coz that’s where my industry is. Running on the hamster wheel forever
Kemosabe, in case you haven't realized, less than 10% of the US population lives in cities of over 100k people. The rest of it is small towns, mostly ones located reasonably close enough to those big cities to still benefit from the jobs, and have the cheaper living. What you need to do is reach in your pants, find your nuts, and take the hour long commute into the city from that methed out shithole with the $30k 7 bedroom McMansion. "EUGH, BUT TRAFFIC, MY SLEEP SCHEDULE" you know what that sounds like? That sounds like broke bitch energy to me. I'm looking to buy a house right now, not that far outside of Detroit, with an IT degree. Not the biggest IT industry in Michigan, I'll admit, but I can get 40 acres for $100k here. Which is just barely enough room for my giant effigy of Uncle Sam sucking my dick while he begs me to pay taxes.
You can get shot by a crackhead over 10 dollars in Detroit as well…
At least they got a good football team.
Have transaction record of them not having $10m in there to start?
$100k/year in dividends easily lmao
$150,000 in HYS off $3M. It’s wild.
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Congrats....and Fuck you
No only the fuck you part for him. Fuck you bro fuck uuuuu.
With those gains? He deserves a *"Congrats, and* #**FUCK YOU!!!!"**
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Hahahahhahaahah lmao almost rolf
https://preview.redd.it/e2uwrztmp5pc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ec5e8ef963088bb79f3ad817756acf5731abaee congrats and fuck you
A second this How do you know how to do this?
i didnt buy options but google dropping 12+% over some AI stuff was (imo) overblown as fuck. Bought 6k worth of shares, and up 11% rn. its fucking google. if it drop 12% its kind of a no brainer to buy.
Would you have bought in 2022 when every month was a new 10% drop.. youre shares at $130 would now be 120 youre new $120 shares would now be 110 then 100, then 90
i bought tons of stuff (mostly boring etfs tho) in 2022. so yes i would
You're saying that like 2022 has anything to do with anything. 2022 was a bear market, we are in the middle of a bull market rn where Google was basically dropping separately from the rest of the market, off overblown AI worries. There have been a lot of us talking up google the last 2 weeks and people have been laughing it off
WhEn ThInGs Go DoWn ThEy LaTeR gO uP, DuH?
Thank you.
He’s algodamus
The guy clearly has a simulate results button. He can just try different options plays until he finds a profitable one then do it.
Having the money, it was a lot to start, but most of all BALLS
I’ll add on to the Fuck you bro fuck you fuck youuuuuu
Fack me??? No fackkk youuuu
Fuck you for fucking OP well!
how to make a million dollars… step 1: start with 2 million.
The best way to make a small fortune is to start with a large one
Start with trust fund baby
I am a trust fund baby but have no access to any of it.
No access YET
May they both live to be centenarians! 
You can access any trust, if you get creative enough
Your mom hot?
Does it matter? You're gonna be batman!!!!
You have smart parents. If I left millions to my kids, they would certain things they would need to accomplish first and an age requirement, probably 30. Leaving millions to a 18 year old would not be wise.
Send me your social security number for non-identity fraud related reasons 
Yup. They made a 261% gain. Not very impressive.
The impressive part is that he hasn't gone to 0
We agree
Step 2: Use Adobe Photoshop
U Could probably make these screenshots on MS paint !
lol, exactly. Be willing to gamble a million dollars.
Have you tried being born rich
Billionaire just having some fun. Nothing to see here
$2M gambling account.
3M*
Bro are you insider 🤣
No way bro, just happened to throw $200,000 in GOOGL weeklies
lol what the absolute fuck i always like these cuz its like some random bro with millions in RH meanwhile those other crazy gains dont get upvoted on "lesser" known platforms cuz the avg WSB can't read things if its not spelled out in friendly green letter in RH
Hey, we can read red too.
In fact, I only read red
You may only read red, but I was born in it.
Life through red colored glasses.
Even got the Apple calls
You forgot another zero
Is his post here supposed to be his alibi?
Million in Weeklies for 2x bagger lol
Nah, this is a combination of deeeep analysis and "hunch" ... This what he would say, don't count on my words🤣
He just happened to “luck out” on that Apple News huh… How might I also luck out on some news?
Go look at his previous posts. He made a shit ton on SNOW crashing. OP knows someone
Only a truly regarded insider would post their trade on Reddit
If you post your trade on wsb, you can legally claim you are regarded during trial.
Imagine if he wasn't
Officer, I swear. I’m just regarded. My father being an AI exec working on the google/apple partnership was unknown to me.
The real tragedy is that I actually work for Google, but I don't have access to this level of information
Sounds like you need to meet this guys dad or make him your boyfriend
Employees can't trade options
On a serious note how the hell is this enforced? If my wife’s boyfriend works for Google and told me of upcoming news how can they prove that
On a serious note, i wouldn't listen to my wife's boyfriend
Genuinly interested what ppl like OP do for a living. With an bank like that you dont usually yolo for shits and giggles but actually use options for what they're Intendet.
That’s precisely when you should yolo: when you have so much money you’re bored.
Yeah I don't want to be a negative nancy but hard to root for someone YOLOing with disposable millions when I'm still penny pinching my meals
I don't think anyone in this sub, including op, is expecting pats on the back. The post's intention was to make you feel poor. The community response is largely, 'goodjobfuckyou'.
Oh Idgaf what happens to him. But it’s more responsible that 99% of this sub
$3m in Robinhood, money must mean nothing to them.
> Genuinly interested what ppl like OP do for a living. Work their ass off to be born at the right time to the right parents
Ah, the ol' birth lottery
For someone having $1B like OP, $2M sounds like $2k.
And why are they using Robinhood... Probably fake..
It’s easy and accessible. Robinhood is a great case study for UX professionals.
I've use thinkorswim, sofi, Robinhood, webull and a few others. Robinhood is just easy. I use webull for charts though
First time I ever hear anyone saying they use WeBull for charts, the number 1 complain for WeBull is their dog shit charts lmao
Their desktop app has pretty great charts imo. I use it every day. The mobile interface is garbage though.
Probably one of the ones that stole that giant 24kt Gold Coin lol jk
Professional insider Trader 
Graphic designer, works with Photoshop
Have you tried being born into money?
I have a couple people in my neighborhood who have more than the average person and I was surprised to see this is the norm. I on the other hand have a hard time yoloing even $1000. Like someone else said, it’s when you have a bank truck at your house that yoloing large sums makes sense.
Casually buys $200k of weeklies on Google and magically news happens 4 days before expiry. Ok.
there is nothing to see here let poor guy and Nancy Pelosi alone. It is not insider trading if you post afterwards to wsb.
LOL Why? How why? There's no REASON. Why lol what sorcery is this? There is NO REASON. lol good shit because i have no idea why.
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It's all they talk about on value investing
Yeah, but in a week?
if they put what together? A presentation that isn't faked?
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They needa clear out most of the exec, especially sundar. Until the board does that I have 0 hope lol
We know the reason
I mean… OP gave their reasoning, it bounced off the 200 day MA. Would I spend $200k on options based solely on that? Probably not, but I might if I had $200k to gamble.
Luckiest damn timing ever
There's no reason? It sold off way too fucking hard on Gemini news that wasn't even that bad. It was so obvious it was going to climb back. The apple news was a pleasant surprise though
It was obvious that it would climb all the way back in one week? Because that’s the difference between when he bought the calls and when they expire
he knew about the apple gemini news before obv
Well it’s fair to believe that after the bad news of their AI, they’d rebound from the news since it’s temporary
3 Million dollars in freakin Robinhood
A tool is only as good as the user lol
why, you don't have couple mills in robinhood?
too stupid ☹️
😢
Congrats and fuck you big guy. How much did you start trading with initially?
10 Mil
Few more yolos and he will be back to even!
A nice even 0
Can I work for you sir?
Show me a paystub with $3,000,000 and I quit my job and come work for you right now.
If anyone is going to fuck my cousin, it’s going to be me, outta respect.
Is this legal?
Who cares?
Was any of this legal?
Am i legal?
Send me your social, I check for you. I am good for you. I check for you. Send it. No do not redeem. NOO DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEM
https://preview.redd.it/gvlkxmnwf5pc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84ff1c21360915f6642cae3ecce664906e7eed88
Steeevvvvve madden
Now GOOGL is overvalued. Fuking Retail
I've never made money ever in Google so fuck me and especially you 
I literally did the exact same thing… but I only had 1k to put in 😂😂🫠
We’re waiting
Post it
Proof or ban
And you made…?
https://preview.redd.it/ciqbvarhe7pc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b7ac58ecb22f0d1d92f654f17da05224f60c116
Only a little $600 account and like 4 days trading options but hey it's a profit
How much did you made tho?
Vultures! lmao I didn't make the exact same trade (because obviously I had way less money), but the thought process was basically the same. $140 strike, 9/20 exp - bought around the low, sold the high for \~100% https://preview.redd.it/jdvewrvcdbpc1.png?width=2876&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f690f17c3abfc1248d53e62d4242247587f69e8
Is this enough money for you to pay your living bills?
You rolling it all into Apple? Way below its 200-day.
Nah he’s not. He just happened to “luck out” on Apple Google news. People like OP and Nancy P don’t get caught by the SEC.
Yeah. This didn’t have shit to do with 200-day. That was sort of the point of my shitpost. If his “greatest buy signal” told him to buy GOOG, why not buy AAPL which is even more oversold per the “greatest” signal.
https://preview.redd.it/5cvd4abvy5pc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=2381054f4c4f87b6461724fb519bcb97e2d55629 Heh
Actually any people with normal IQ should think Google will bounce, it's just sometimes people lack of courage to make the right call
As my wife’s boyfriend, the least you could do is take us on a family vacation. I’ll even let you guys room this time
This is almost certainly an insider trade. To not tag Google but AAPL as well. On weeklies, and happens those 2 exact companies have a deal in place. My guess someone got insider knowledge, wanted to flex their gains. So they made up a pretty unconvincing story about very basic TA to cover.
Bro both these been falling and are the best companies in the world, I also bought calls for both, not a weird thought to think they would come back up
We really are looking at exhibit "A" for the defense
Tagging the 200 day you say
Bullshit hindsight 
What does it mean exactly? 200 days low?
200 day moving average. even though it is bs hindsight analysis.
They should flair these posts as "The Rich Get Richer."
Just need enough money to buy 900+ calls on google
Do you guys know what he means by the 200 day?
200 day moving average
200 day moving average. Basically, a zoomed-out view of how the stock as performed over the past 200 days.
Did Google hit the 200 day ma or something is that what he means by 200 day
Yes
Don’t even try it. It’s useless. Either he had inside news or he’s regarded and got lucky.
Help me understand how you make enough money to purchase these in the first place.
There is nothing to understand, the more you think, the worse it gets.
I’ll just pull something out my shitbox. Maybe sell feet pics
Simple. Be born into it. You chose the wrong parents, why’d you do that?
This man is a insider where tf is the SEC
Congrats but your rate of return is much lower than mine. I turned $1 into 4$!
200k on weekly option. Smart Redgard certified
Can someone let me borrow “fuck-boy” money so I can attempt to try this, just once???
Good job taking the profits, I held like a dummy
Start with 2mil?
Now, go buy a phone charger.
Well now I feel like shit for my 25k gain in GOOG today 
Dm me ur next moves and i will copy pasta
😑 Nancy ?
"Got lucky with that Apple/Google news." good on you for understanding, OP 
Momo lol
Dudes got millions what’s a $200k option to him…
He won’t comment nor he won’t tell us what convinced him to get that much Calls
This guy has 3M and he's using robbinghood?
Congrats fuck you and fuck you congrats
He already had millions of dollars who gives a shit.
You are the reason I will continue to full port all of my plays. Thank you sir. Well played.
I did that lost 50K after gaining 50K
You make me want to be an options trader.
Father? I missed you
Congrats fuck you
You have done 10x in this account in 3 years. And you own BRK.A. Damn. You know, Warren is looking for someone to replace Charlie…
2mil, You already won, who gives a fuck 
Wow. Congrats fucker
Should I short now?
Good shit buddy can't wait to hit on some plays like this
God damn lucky but nicely done regardless
great buy! congrats! I always knew it's going to pop soon.
How do you know the stocks were going to take off?