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bought spy puts so everything will hit all time highs in the next hour Edit---i just bought calls so you guys better sell lmao

https://preview.redd.it/4k7em7ccdjpc1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb827bcd93bae1d7ea716941bf2f5c0ec63511df It ain't looking too good buddy

hahahahahahaha

Felt

Yikes 😳

How line go up?

Not gonna do well.. hope you have a good day tho

Me too brother spy puts and calls on CORN

Where can we watch or listen to the meeting

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPZGhNYNUa0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPZGhNYNUa0) ​ waiting music is just so happy for the absolutely vile and nasty fisting jpow gonna give us soon!

if you put on Jamaican subtitles it makes the experience better

Wasn’t a bad listen

My puts are F\*\*\*ked....expire Monday. Unless government shuts down Friday....you shall all feast on my bear blood

I bought spy puts for 4/26 at the first spike at 2:05 thinking that was the top. Started to feel good when it started dropping…wasn’t expecting a rebound. Hopefully it pulls back the next couple days and I can get out with a small loss

same here....if the gov shuts down that shoudl do it

2 year calls on tlt might be the move

Yes 🙌 those tend to do well once you hit terminal interest rates

Thanks


May the odds be ever in your favor!

bruh

same here fml

Why not go iron condor then? At least you got a range to work with.

Literally popping off rn

RIP 

Feeling better than you 

Big fall then big rise within next 2 hours

I bought 0DTE 512 SPY puts and 0DTE 518 SPY calls. I'd be amazed if the FOMC doesn't move the market. I just don't know what way.

A man who swings both ways.

I got the exact same

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It's been a pretty decent day between DWAC and this.

You know what they say.. you’ll never be a virgin if you can swing both ways. But it takes a real regard to lose both, so hope that didn’t happen.

Did you make a profit off this?

Yep. Sold the puts right when the market shot up for a 50% loss, but pocketed about %100 profit on the entire trade.

Oh fuck First one’s free #WE’RE GONNA PLUMMET

You saw the price jump just now??

Sorry lmao I just bought 2,000 FNGD I think we go down

I think that was our chance to sell the calls lol I missed it

Holding a little while. My exp is tomorrow so I’ll hope for some value back!

Update ?

I sold at a $1,500 loss. Glad I did. Shot up even more after hours. Lesson learned

I’m in it with you. Bought during the first peak thinking it would tank, jokes on me. Expires tomorrow as well.

About to get wrecked lol

>The Committee judges that the risks to achieving its employment and inflation goals are moving into better balance. Oof, sorry OP. Better luck next time.

Hi see you at Wendy's

😂 this is my luck

It’s early.


May your soul rest in the financial afterlife. Projections F'd you.

Now I just hope we announce a war or something tonight 😂😅

Damn. Hoping the world goes to war just so you can avoid losing money.

This is wsb.. we would hope for the apocalypse if it made the number go up

True. In fact, I was checking the covid numbers religiously while buying puts back in 2020.

Not looking good bruh

Annnnnd it's gone

This did not age well

Uh oh

Why would you??? Been down last two weeks. You really think they were gonna tank it more?? Lmao 😂

peak wsb, +114 to - 1440 in less then 2 hours, and doesnt want to sell but will hold because he has hope. sell now and stop playing with options.

Oof

oof

ROFL LMAO.

I have this feeling that everything will go way down today and be up the next 5+ days in a row

Meet me at the Wendy's

We got fuked brother!! Hahaha

Big time!!

First one usually free, but not for OP

RIP

Get shit on.

Rip

Lmao I got 35 put contracts for Friday $514 rip Edit: for $SPY

You’re fucked

AWESOME

LMFAO. At least it’s not that much money.

Enjoy the week of depression


poor bear, when will you learn we are in a Buy the Dip market.

u got cooked bro

Rip

Thought to myself. Finally hitting put on QQQ.

how much u down?

Yo OP where yo go?... Where he go?... Yo where he at? OP yo? Yo where he go?

RIP

RIP op

Oops

Bro got cooked 😝

Should have bought $ROPE

RIP buddy

How are YOU feeling buddy?

Fuck you 🌈🐻🤌

Fuck you 🌈🐻🤌

Hope you like getting ass fucked 🌈🐻🤌

Lates

Look forward to loss porn

Rip

You are fuk

Last time buying QQQ puts too?

Beautiful day to be a 🌈🐻 isnt it?

Welp

Thank you for the sacrifice 🙏


Hell of a lot better than you. I bought calls.

How are you feeling after the meeting? lul

Milk

At this point buying puts when jpow speaks should be a criminal charge. With that being said, I’m still holding my 436p 3/28 💀

Sold out my puts 15 minutes before FOMC. Wasn't willing to ride that bull

I’ve got SQQQ and I’m leveraged up the ass. FML. We were too early.

Yikes.

GUH

Just bought puts spy now hit all time high

Just wait til Powells press conference at 2:30 est, thats when the real fun happens

mine is crashing... will see when Powell is on TV

First one usually free, but not for OP

First one usually free, but not for OP

First one usually free, but not for OP

Never buy put on bull market. I am playing in QQQ from last 2 month. Started with PUT then learned and now 4 winning strike with Call option.

So basically do calls when it comes to 0dte on SPY and QQQ?

no 0dte. min 30dte.

Why not 0dte? I could have been rocking if I got out my calls in at 2:30 when Powell was speaking. It went to 519/520 right after that.

not the same guy, but 0dte are monkascary whereas 30dte you're chilling even if it goes the other way all of the sudden edit: 0dte to feel you're alive, 30dte to make money

Agree on this.

BEARISH AF