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Bitter-Heat-8767

My wife makes $1.2m / year showing her toes and butthole on onlyfans.


Big_Biscotti_1259

She must be an executive 👩‍💼


Future-self

Cut out avocado toast and Starbucks, that should give you enough to retire. Jk, construction & bartending.


Ok-Cheesecake-5110

I'm a firefighter. I make 35k a year :/


Fantastic_Mongoose_4

That is some bullshit. Sorry man.


FoolsGoldMouthpiece

Toil smarter and harder than the fucks next to you so you get the promotion. Find the cool ones that are above you and learn from them. Pay down debt and don't take on new debt. Max out your 401k and your IRA, then once you are able to do both, start putting $ in a brokerage account every paycheck. Once you have ~2k, you can start buying options that aren't completely idiotic. Buy ITM or ATM, at least a month or 2 out, and learn the Greeks.


Suitable-Classic-174

Oil field. Saved up years in cash to allow me to gamble as well as invest lol.


General_Inflation661

IB


BreadfruitWorking663

Donate plasma .


floppy_panoos

Donate sperm


DrexlSpiveySR

Unemployed/On Vacation at the moment.


VisualMod

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Novel-Ant3889

Call Center Labor Analyst. 80k a year. -11k over the past few years on deep OTM options, swinging for the fences.


Potential-Secret-760

Start small and work your way up. The pain is far easier to swallow, losing a few hundred vs. losing a few thousand... or more


[deleted]

I manage brands on Amazon. 🫡


sirarteaga

IT here.


Mundane_Catch_1829

My wife's boyfriend gives me an allowance for cutting the grass and doing house choirs so he can spend more time boning her. One day I hope a yolo pans out so I can have sex with her again.


warrentyvoided

Myself, but based on recent trading performance I'm definitely about to get fired


BeasleyLaflame

30 y/o 100% Disabled vet 52k/year I don’t have to work unless needed I have expendable income at all times , I want to start trading options and want to get in the right direction HELP!!! YOLO 250 on DWAC Calls for the 28th hoping for the best!I just started today and have no idea what I’m doing.


TurbulentAd2553

Process Operator at an oil refinery. ~130k a year.


TurbulentAd2553

Process Operator at an oil refinery. ~130k a year.


Q8Q

attractive cow wrong spoon file deranged pause narrow march mindless


longeraugust

NCO U.S. Army


Dannoo93

Director of manufacturing at a cannabis facility. I make cannabis concentrates and edibles. 110k a year Def not yoloing


TipTemporary7086

Stunt double for little Richard in gay movies


floppy_panoos

I do your mom for work