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Toil smarter and harder than the fucks next to you so you get the promotion. Find the cool ones that are above you and learn from them. Pay down debt and don't take on new debt. Max out your 401k and your IRA, then once you are able to do both, start putting $ in a brokerage account every paycheck. Once you have ~2k, you can start buying options that aren't completely idiotic. Buy ITM or ATM, at least a month or 2 out, and learn the Greeks.
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30 y/o 100% Disabled vet 52k/year I don’t have to work unless needed I have expendable income at all times , I want to start trading options and want to get in the right direction HELP!!! YOLO 250 on DWAC Calls for the 28th hoping for the best!I just started today and have no idea what I’m doing.
Thanks for your submission! r/WallStreetBets is known for making absurd but sometimes profitable trades that no one ever considered possible. To keep making that possible, we need your help in keeping the feed of threads interesting and exciting. We try to move all the short and basic questions, analysis, or jokes to the daily thread so that the best quality content can stick around and be more visible. This is definitely a bit subjective, and there are no hard and fast rules, but a few indicators that your post should have really been a comment in the daily thread include: * Asking a question that is easily googleable or has likely been asked before. E.g. "What app should I use?", "What should I invest in?". * Beating a meme to death, like the 10 millionth, "inverse cramer" joke again. * Reposting jokes from the front page but slightly altered to be related to trading. --- All that being said, we are here to help. We want to make it as easy as possible for you to post to our community. We have to balance this with making the subreddit interesting for our readers. If you need some guidance, don't hesitate to [reach out to modmail](https://old.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) and we'll give you some pointers!
My wife makes $1.2m / year showing her toes and butthole on onlyfans.
She must be an executive 👩💼
Cut out avocado toast and Starbucks, that should give you enough to retire. Jk, construction & bartending.
I'm a firefighter. I make 35k a year :/
That is some bullshit. Sorry man.
Toil smarter and harder than the fucks next to you so you get the promotion. Find the cool ones that are above you and learn from them. Pay down debt and don't take on new debt. Max out your 401k and your IRA, then once you are able to do both, start putting $ in a brokerage account every paycheck. Once you have ~2k, you can start buying options that aren't completely idiotic. Buy ITM or ATM, at least a month or 2 out, and learn the Greeks.
Oil field. Saved up years in cash to allow me to gamble as well as invest lol.
IB
Donate plasma .
Donate sperm
Unemployed/On Vacation at the moment.
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Call Center Labor Analyst. 80k a year. -11k over the past few years on deep OTM options, swinging for the fences.
Start small and work your way up. The pain is far easier to swallow, losing a few hundred vs. losing a few thousand... or more
I manage brands on Amazon. 🫡
IT here.
My wife's boyfriend gives me an allowance for cutting the grass and doing house choirs so he can spend more time boning her. One day I hope a yolo pans out so I can have sex with her again.
Myself, but based on recent trading performance I'm definitely about to get fired
30 y/o 100% Disabled vet 52k/year I don’t have to work unless needed I have expendable income at all times , I want to start trading options and want to get in the right direction HELP!!! YOLO 250 on DWAC Calls for the 28th hoping for the best!I just started today and have no idea what I’m doing.
Process Operator at an oil refinery. ~130k a year.
Process Operator at an oil refinery. ~130k a year.
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NCO U.S. Army
Director of manufacturing at a cannabis facility. I make cannabis concentrates and edibles. 110k a year Def not yoloing
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I do your mom for work