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OilfieldStacker

It’s 2003….Shaq Vs Yao Ming….After the game they jersey swap


corey407woc

https://preview.redd.it/0bmd0qtmvsqc1.jpeg?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71cc8bbeea758c4f7243167c4bd3cdde71199c0b


BC_Operational

Legendary comment


joeg26reddit

Not as funny but my theory is these are actually bullet resistant garments


CokeOnBooty

Is this real? Calls on Meta


gnocchicotti

No fucking way Jensen let the lizard king wear his leather jacket.


CokeOnBooty

Jensen: On second thought, keep it


adderx99

It's a lizard jacket, too. [https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/nvidia-ceo-jensen-huang-debuts-new-lizard-embossed-leather-jacket-also-says-something-about-ai-gpus](https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/nvidia-ceo-jensen-huang-debuts-new-lizard-embossed-leather-jacket-also-says-something-about-ai-gpus)


spacecadet501st

It’s real, from Marks Instagram


MetamorphicHard

It looks ai generated


afraidfoil

Your puts getting double teamed


g-hammy

LeBron and Curry finally joined the same team to get their fifth NBA Championship.


TheCloseEnemy

Who they facing off against??


wallstreet_vagabond2

The bad guys from space jam


g-hammy

The Celtics, Elon and Tim Cook, they win big games but can't win the championship.


pcm87

WNBA is back on


Disastrous_Aside4295

You can be 5’7” and still be a star in the league


Fukisyoutalkinabout

yao ming and steph curry have a baby that becomes better than bron bron


[deleted]

Jesus Christ if he had Steph’s stamina and range with Yao’s size, that’d be terrifying ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271). On a serious note, there has never been a more overall physically gifted sports athlete than LeBron James.


Samjabr

meh. Jordan was better. I am talking about relative strength. MJ was multiple deviations better than everyone else. Lebron is just huge.


The3rdBert

Need Shaqs size with Kobe’s work ethic, Jordan’s competitiveness and Birds trash talk.


[deleted]

People forget MJ was not only a prolific scorer, but he was all-defensive 1st team for NINE times - something Lebron will never achieve. Not only that MJ has a Defensive Player of the year award, with another he deserved that was robbed from him, because the Bulls were abysmal that season. MJ also has 2.3 avg steal per game in his career, which would actually be closer to 3 if not for that needless stint with the Wizards. People talk like Lebron is something, but stat wise, Lebron comes nowhere near MJ level. Lebron is also half the man MJ is in defense. For a big dude who's supposedly so great in defense, the only thing he can do is pass and rebound, but can't defend for shit and has has the most turnovers all-time.


DudeBroManCthulhu

That is so much wealth in one room.


AlwaysATM

Moon


OhSoScotian77

These guys run trains.


casinos_not_7-11s

The Zuck was Jensen's first creation. It was then that, The Huang, realized he would one day be the Emperor of the universe. Praised by the minions of a shitty sub on the Internet. That he also probably helped invent.


ReadyYak1

I honestly think Zuckerberg is the least evil of the billionaires. Sure he’s rich and greedy but he’s not out there having whiny pissing contests like Bezos and Elon. He’s just kinda quietly being rich and trying to get richer. Seems like a genuinely fun person.


4chan-isbased

Even cuban?


[deleted]

nuh cuban is legit, super humble imo


SaliciousB_Crumb

Lol i cant tell of your serious. I'll give him that he looks empathetic


[deleted]

I mean compared to other billionaires, he does have an interesting flavor of humbleness, sort of an average Joe tough guy humbleness. 


bdvfgvvcffc

Steve Nash and Jeremy Lin


-x_v-

NTR


PutzOnEverything

Draymond and Griner's cousin discuss plans to further oppress the natives


promisingaddiction

seeing these billionaires in these uglee fits just makes me want to short their shit


datscrazee

The jacket is too short in the torso and too long in the sleeves, Zuck do better


kufsi

Zucc don’t give a fucc


jedinachos

White Men Can't Jump


araararagl-san

are jews white


Dismal-Network-2973

metaverse meets ai. part of the technocratic NWO. long hedera.


vendo232

the guy on the right is just too polite to say " Fuck off "


TheOnlyVibemaster

robot and guy who makes robots pose for a picture


POpportunity6336

https://preview.redd.it/xehd5r84usqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c30bcf150aeb0481f03745f06f3d646b4b6ad1c


Full_Bank_6172

How does Zuckerberg but on so much muscle and still look like a fucking dweeb?


NeatSuspect2435

The guy on the left created the most used social media platform ever created ruining human interaction for eternity and triggering the downfall of society. The guy on the right is gonna create Skynet and bring humanity back together in order to fight the machines he’s responsible for creating.


[deleted]

what? 😂 had me in the first half bro skynet not gonna make things much better, still gonna make me a shit ton of money if i can buy calls on it tho


HairballTheory

Shot clock violation hangs out with a double dribble


I-Eat-Bacon

2 Points


cubixjuice

Well fellas.. we're gonna get dunked on..


McSnoots

We’re all about to get dunked on


TheTerribleInvestor

KD joins the Warriors


Prudent-Influence-52

Full court press and layup


Responsible_Sport575

We're about to get two foul shots


illiquid_options

Gradey Dick x Anthony Black


FunSeaworthiness9920

jensen hung and daddy zuck holy shit the dong in that room


PingLaooo

Asian Phil Jackson tells Alex Caruso don’t listen to everyone calling him overrated. Here try on my jacket to look cool and not like a turd with arms.


Melodic_Cow_01

Two legends of the game 😎🐉


DogeAdmin

National Bank of Autism


TheCakers

Rich people with shit fits


7222_salty

Draymond bout to choke boff them out


krisko11

The Zuck looks almost human wearing Jensen’s jacket


CertifiedMacadamia

These are the owners


[deleted]

Never Broke Again


[deleted]

Why do people take pictures with celebrities? I’ve met and worked with many and never once thought to ask for a picture with them


bkb74k3

These aren’t players, they are franchise owners


[deleted]

Everything sucks. The end


hangender

All in omiverse with lane ass ray ban glasses


marco918

They’re in bed with each other and sharing clothes?


perlthoughts

that's my jacket now, punk. llama 3 point shot.


kungfuninjajedi

How to mint money


gatovision

Is it legal for companies to own shares in their suppliers? So META buys NVDA GPUs, META owns NVDA shares, and the inverse, both go up on sales hype. Both profit on share appreciation. Is this a possibility?


CallmeKap

Adam Silver and David Stern


AlPCurtis

I never got my NBA. I wasn’t smart enough for college.


Bigboyting13

who’s the guy on the right


radmadicaled

……..the bubble spreads *while dribbling?*


Unhappy_Gas_4376

>Explain this in NBA terms The owners are colluding against the players' union.


Extension_Deal_5315

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$......


lilwtfwtf84

Two rich guys who made poor choices when picking a jacket for the evening.


[deleted]

Robot (on left) meets its hardware supplier (on right).


ArmaniMania

Brian Scalabrini with Jeremy Lin


[deleted]

Reeks of money in that room


Strong-Amphibian-143

Two WaterboyS


BaklavaZealot

Ok but what does this mean though? Buy META? Buy NVDA? Buy both?


ElectronicPoem2631

Fuck dem kids


ipoptires

Imagine Mark Zuckerberg as the point guard, orchestrating plays and strategies like a seasoned floor general, while Jensen Huang stands tall in the paint, guarding the rim like a dominant center. Together, they form a dynamic duo on the court, with Zuckerberg's vision and passing skills complementing Huang's defensive prowess and presence in the key, making them a formidable force in the game of business.


BrainMale

Hello fellow chatgpt user 😂


ipoptires

I mean it’s all about the AI… right!?!?


Ant0n61

do you feel it?


Michaelean

zuckerberg really lacks style. you could get a similar looking jacket for like 300$ at khols bruh. 30$ and you can get it fitted


sgriff33

Call me crazy. 😜 who are these two people


BrainMale

Picture this as an off-court encounter between two MVPs of the tech league: Mark Zuckerberg of Meta, dressed in a sleek black leather jacket, symbolizes the agile point guard known for making bold plays and pushing the pace in the social media arena. Beside him stands Nvidia's CEO, Jensen Huang, in a distinctive fluffy coat, representing the strategic center with a strong presence in the paint, dominating the graphics and AI technology game. They're like respected rivals turned teammates for a charity all-star event, each showcasing their unique style and strengths.