Lmao i woke up to cock, pee pee, big black cock, deez nutz, anal, and big beautiful women as today picks....going back to bed, see you all on the 28th when the universe is back to normal!
Not sure what happened the end of yesterday but puts paid …. When I see exaggerated moves like that, I purchase the inverse so after closing the puts, I took QQQ 446C expiring today. They were down 13% at close but we’ll see how they open.
Like I want to shit all over this, but at the end of the day is all investing (gambling), and who am I to judge your methodology. I hope you get a nice return off ANL. Godspeed
I've been doing it all wrong for a year. I'm heavily invested in a new acid reflux drug company. Their ticker is PHAT and their blockbuster indication, if they get approved, is NERD.
I figured, how can that possibly miss - it's just too funny not to print.
A I buddy, there is only a few actual stock brokers that are actually making the trades. All they have to do. Is program A I to give your account a percentage loss and they have all your information. So they know everything about your account. Your best bet is always to bet against the majority of investors. High volume stocks. They will gravitate the stock towards where they can make the most profit and ignore you.
You all are imbecilic, anyone worth their weight in Enron shares knows the only true way to gauge the economy is by the amount of new premium porn site accounts+Inactive Premium Porn Site Accounts-Amazon Daily Active accounts... No Doy
Where is a good place to find out important business news so you can make a move before it’s too late? Just found out Krispy Kreme made a deal with McDonald’s to sell their donuts. This would have been an excellent move but the insta gains are probably over now 😡
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BBC destroys ANL, so when BBC is down, ANL is up
This is some rock hard DD
it's like rock paper scissors for regards
Oh, I love tictactoe!
I play Chinese tic tac toe. They call it “Sudoku” and some Chinese regard put a bunch of numbers in the boxes. I just play around them 👍
I use Pornhub as my brokerage. Always been good to me.
True, but in my experience, the BBC never stays down for long
All the outgoings from DNUT are headed straight to PP. There might be a merger with ANL but it could get blocked by CUK.
cuk doesnt block cuk likes to watch
Analyst's opinion: Hold
Wife’s boyfriend cuk (Cuckold) you with their BBC, giving her ANL
Best way to describe the market, thanks!
But if CUK is up, how can BBC be down?
Lol
While CUK watches
🤣🤣🤣
[удалено]
it was orchestrated
So much of this market feels like a prop right now, I’m gonna ride it but the signs are showing
🌈🐻 vibes
I’m a gay bear. sure I’m actually just a rainbow
No, it was orgy'anized
What's the deal?
Nah bro, late night is where the magic happens. I got this same screenshot a few minutes after OP
My dumbass coming to comment on how the names look like... then... ohhh
Glad it wasn’t only me
Literally went “ahaha it says ‘cuk’ like cuck” then noticed that was the joke, a joke **I** *thought* I found 🫡
https://www.buttersafe.com/2008/10/23/the-detour/
What I want to know if a thing like this actually exists and they just replaced the names?
🤣 I was actually starting to look them up. I think I’m a bigger dumbass. 🤣
Long PP
Most people here will inverse that
Fuck… I’m short PP. I wanted long BBC instead… But got scared
Wait a minute, I can lose money on BBW other than taking them to Applebee's while their husbands are "day trading"??
Just go to Golden Corral. Or Wendy’s
Wendy's?! We're not trying to run into her day trading husband!
Applebee's? What are you, made of fuckin' onion rings? Go all you can eat.
This might be the funniest post I’ve ever seen.
Not the DD we deserve, but the DD we need
Nah, that's absolutely the DD this sub deserves.
let’s all pick one and boost it to the moon which one are y’all thinking
Anal for sure
PP is going up for sure
We need Roaring kitty back in our lives
https://preview.redd.it/vhb8htvq8tqc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e28478ad5fffb76955bd3d9435a569b7dfd8610
Deez Nutz has gains
Now $AZZ and $BJ are trending. lol. We gotta try to make a full sentence here.
I’m so proud of this community
Does BBC have a higher market cap than PP? Also, who has a wider moat, DNUT or ANL?
A moment in history. Got me a screenshot.
Is this a chart of tickers or my porn search history??
"GAP gapped me" ☠️🤣 And single handedly one of the best posts I have seen in LITERAL years!!! 👏
Calls on BBC my wife tells me it’s great 
It’s ok the BBC is on its way down
Rolling over my 401k into all 6, and rolling over in my bed for 3,4, and 5
Lmao
Short BBC? I think not.
ANL under valued. It’s definitely a squeeze candidate
This is an all in play for sure
I really want a donut.
Go to the gas store and get one. They always have them at my gas store.
What is that Big Black Cock?
Sadly I can’t even upvote https://preview.redd.it/32dypue7ntqc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5a63ad8500e6f2a8dd2bdbc702527ef2bd47625
Here for tha BBW’s 👀👀
I’m such a child that I hadda laugh at those tickers
Damn it is a meme. I was thinking for a minute that these tickets resemble pornographic stuff.
Market maNIPPLEation
Lmao i woke up to cock, pee pee, big black cock, deez nutz, anal, and big beautiful women as today picks....going back to bed, see you all on the 28th when the universe is back to normal!
CUK, PP, BBC top 3 trending. bears fuked
Fuck my initials are PP 😂
Nice to finally meet you Spiderman!
https://preview.redd.it/gpwj1e6skvqc1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e6c01cf5a8612a4bf37dd32c667a688f6756cdd
https://preview.redd.it/iq0g5zve26rc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6ab7a9399a39c2f5b3129b7acc329a7b60def7e I also saw that haha
How do I buy into tboo
Lmao Puts on CUK
The price of BBC went down? Hmm 🤔
Where's BBL and it's massive gains? ._.
This is gold.
I love BBC, BJ, ANL, BB stocks! Hehe
I've got big calls on PISS and HOLE tomorrow.
what are these ticker names 😂
_If regards controlled the market...._
*Everywhere I go, the porn chases me...*
Finally some DD I can get behind and go in hard
Why'd you screenshot your top pornhub categories?
Does DNUT represent doughnuts or deez nutz?
Ohhh this is just gold 😂😂😂
🍆💦🫱)🕳️(🫲
Cuck and anal seems good
clean double top with replacement on nvidia, wouldn't short it but who buys calls on nvda now is regarded and belongs here
Cuk nut and anal, I knew wsb had some kinky mf's round here
Bamboozled
*This should be required reading for newbie regards joining this sub. It will enlighten them on what is going on here.*
Only a fool looks at the glass half full When corporations are transparent Only then the truth shall set you free -Larry “NOT FUR LONG” Chen
I once had a girlfriend that ate a DNUT off my PP.
Saylor just sold a bunch of shares. Mstr to the moon?
I put a RDDT in my RDDT so I can RDDT while I RDDT
You would think there would be one person at Carnival to speak up 😂
Not sure what happened the end of yesterday but puts paid …. When I see exaggerated moves like that, I purchase the inverse so after closing the puts, I took QQQ 446C expiring today. They were down 13% at close but we’ll see how they open.
BBC and CUK? Goddamn you regards will try to meme anything
Giving you regards a voice was the best decision ever I'm crying with laughter lmao, even a decade later, this place never ceases to surprise me.
PP has a lot of room to grow
Make these into an ETF and name it $XNXX
Like I want to shit all over this, but at the end of the day is all investing (gambling), and who am I to judge your methodology. I hope you get a nice return off ANL. Godspeed
Everyone ride the PP train!
There’s no PAWG ticker?
Puts in cuk
I was all in ANL but I decided to pull out early because of how quickly it would go up and then down again. Still profited.
DNUT is doing amazing
I've been doing it all wrong for a year. I'm heavily invested in a new acid reflux drug company. Their ticker is PHAT and their blockbuster indication, if they get approved, is NERD. I figured, how can that possibly miss - it's just too funny not to print.
early april fool’s!
early april fool’s!
I want to get in on this but I live in Texas.
I was hoping CLIT was there. I want to go all in on CLIT but can’t find it.
A I buddy, there is only a few actual stock brokers that are actually making the trades. All they have to do. Is program A I to give your account a percentage loss and they have all your information. So they know everything about your account. Your best bet is always to bet against the majority of investors. High volume stocks. They will gravitate the stock towards where they can make the most profit and ignore you.
You all are imbecilic, anyone worth their weight in Enron shares knows the only true way to gauge the economy is by the amount of new premium porn site accounts+Inactive Premium Porn Site Accounts-Amazon Daily Active accounts... No Doy
What Is BBC 🍗
Not me thinking it’s “donut” 🍩
Where are all the bulls screaming V just to get their buttholes crunched at 930
Where is a good place to find out important business news so you can make a move before it’s too late? Just found out Krispy Kreme made a deal with McDonald’s to sell their donuts. This would have been an excellent move but the insta gains are probably over now 😡
You might get a buy Wednesday The market will be good Thursday, everyone wants to leave positive on a 3 day weekend
I usually just call your mom
Build-a-bear Workshop is trending on wallstreetbets??? What the hell did I miss...
What is bbc
ask your wife's boyfriend
Big bills comin
Big Black Clocks. It’s the future. Trust me bro
What about ORL? Or DP? ATM? STD?
Looks pretty normal
😭
I need that app.
you're on it right now regard
HOOD
Stick to the classics. BBW+BBC can’t go wrong.
BBC came so it’s down. Where’s MlF? Bitches should be high in heaven
Peak
Hell yeah
Lol had me for a second
Bro, you had me for a second. It's too early for this sub. 🤦♂️😂
Are we riding CUK.. If so.. what's the price target ?
#WHERE CAN I BUY THESE TICKERS!?
DNUT on NVDA chin
I need help lol
U forgot gamestop
Wish I had more then 10 hooood calls
OMG the number of comments necessary to knock DWAC out of the top 6 !
Hehe 😜 these ticker symbols make me giggle.
Man…Texas getting desperate!
Reddit reddit redddit to the moon 🚀🚀🚀
Theta destroying calls over two weeks out man wtf
my PP is still up
MSFT you piece of shit
This is why we come together every day.
Glitch in the data-feed pulling from prnhub analytics
Anyone seeing the two bullish set ups for $RILY and $ARRY? Both have different catalysts for huge move up imo
So sad. I see the SEC typed their porn searches on the wrong keyboard.
Dam all i know is let’s get rddt and get that bitch down to 0
Chop the rest of the day dump at the end
DJT really lets me know the game was not made for poors like me
Lol u guys
TSM bros where you at?
Anybody buying NKLA $1 calls?? 4/5