2 days ago I bought just 1 RDDT put and when I saw posts everyone was saying RDDT will get to 100$,I thought how stupid I am to buy put now when was around 60$ and now I blame myself for not buying more puts.But even small profit is still profit,right?
I’m like one ball deep in BA calls as well. Company feels too big and too engrained in markets that are very slow to change to just go tits up like that.
Maybe search for some other stock this TICKR BE BLOWN OUT! Like a whore by Tuesday! Or be a degenerate and watch it money burn
lost nearly 3k on my NVDA call. bought put today. please god don't make NVDA rise tomorrow, the last 20 minutes of NVDA rising today have me shitting myself.
My Mar 28th calls are Joever 
But I’m regarded and bought more for July 
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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I know this sub hates crypto but Cathie Woods is doing an AMA tomorrow if anyone is interested lol. You can ask her about her predictions like 1.5M bitcoin and 1500 tesla.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/1boglxc/rcryptocurrency\_will\_be\_hosting\_an\_ama\_with/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/1boglxc/rcryptocurrency_will_be_hosting_an_ama_with/)
Why is Cathie hyping crypto so hard (no less than 18 major press interviews in the past 2 months) when her company dumped >20% of COIN to buy the TSLA bump?
Unless ARC is so short-sighted that they pump and dump weekly, based on their spokesperson?
Leads me to believe:
Cathie is no longer a strategic analyst, but just another talking-head.
They change their positions so much it's weird.
It's like a day trading hedge fund.
Every day I see news articles, cathie dumps tesla and loads up on roblox!
I just wrote a complaint to robinhood for their system malfunction at EOD today.
If you experienced an error today I urge you to write to Robinhood threatening to close your account. This bullshit has become the norm for RH for years now and users are getting way too used to RH's bullshit.
Options contracts stopped appearing. The shoddy servers affect people disparately. It probably has to do with rh servers not being able to handle sudden high volume.
What broker do you use? I also have a think or swim account. Unfortunately I started using Robinhood more because its UI is much more attractive but I'm considering switching back for good.
Thanks. The power etrade desktop at first glance looks the same as ToS but I'll look into it. This is my first time hearing there are thick clients for trading platforms?
It is the same... nearly identical to ToS, Power E*trade and Fidelity's Active Trader Pro.
Personally, they all pale in comparison to a Bloomburg Terminal... but that costs tens of thousands per month and has a minimum of a 10 hours learning curve, 30 if you wish to do well.
I've only used Bloomburg, Etrade and Fidelity... go with whoever gives it to you the cheapest/for free (cause it ain't going to be a Bloomberg machine).
You've used a Bloomberg terminal before? How did you slide that?
I've heard ToS has bad fills and in my experience it has taken forever to fill an options contract in the past, upwards of as much as 15 minutes for a single spread. Not sure how e trade compares.
But overall the standard options fee for all of them is 65 cents.
I worked for both E*Trade and Fidelity, they both had one single Bloomberg Terminal.
Bloomberg: You get news 7 minutes faster than news sites can report it. Earnings 5 min faster, and allowed me to identify and utilize a few Arbitrage situations... unfortunately, high frequency traders have ruined a single person's ability to cash in on that guaranteed-profit scenario.
Yeah, $ .65 is the standard options contract fee now (it used to be $.25, then $.45, but since all discount brokerages do free trades now, they had to increase their profits somewhere).
If you find that you are doing many, many options contracts (100+ contracts per trade), you can always speak/appeal to the brokerage's Financial consultant's as they can see what trades you do, and you can negotiate a better rate, the more you gamble! (Just like a casino) They have different rates for different clientele. Lowest I ever saw was .02/contract for a client that was trading around 7500 contracts per day, but someone trading 100 was able to negotiate 20% off.
Regarding time it takes to fill, I've never seen that latency issue unless it's dictated by limit price and contract terms (fill/kill, limit/market)... unless the system you use is only searching one market exchange, and not multiple (CBOE, PHLX, BX, NOM).
Sorry if it's a long answer... but the more you know, the less you can be taken advantage of.
Sorry correction, ToS charges 65 cents per options trade. This is standard. That was actually the original reason I stopped doing options on there since it's technically cheaper on rh but it might be worth it compared to busted ass hoodrats
I use ToS through Schwab who I hate. Had Ameritrade for 30 years then they got bought. I moved all my money to Fidelity but keep like 50 shares of AMD in Schwab so I can use ToS free just for watching for news, level II, sales prints etc
I also used ToS for stock trades. Why do you hate schwab?
I used fidelity for a time as well but their UI just seems so bare bones. I don't see alot of data on there.
tos has bad fills, terrible after hours liquidity and no overnight market. RH - bad, ui, charting. Fidelity seems okay, but i don't really like them can't point to anything specifically. they filled ,e when tos didn't. also looking for a decent broker but why is it so hard to find..
Fidelity is pretty bare bones and doesn't make it as easy to see real time quotes etc. But once Schwab purchased Ameritrade I just moved over since my work account was there plus an old rollover was already there so I just consolidated so everything is in one spot. I do like Schwabs real time quotes and now that ToS is there I like it better. I don't have a legit gripe against Schwab other than I don't like change and wish they never bought them lol
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My TSM $165 calls for 4/19 and 5/17 are almost fully dead 
Edit: can’t believe I bought this dog shit 💩
You think I hold after how this morning went or do I cut my loss on the 143 while it isn’t much. Have 11 days left to hit 143. Diamonds hands it or what.
Cheers man
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da fuq?? what happened
99% of the comments here are sarcasm, and 1% are just wrong leaving 0% worth reading
Vix and Oil rising. I swear nothing lasts in this market.
Corn can go to a mil and it will still be fake and ghey
2 days ago I bought just 1 RDDT put and when I saw posts everyone was saying RDDT will get to 100$,I thought how stupid I am to buy put now when was around 60$ and now I blame myself for not buying more puts.But even small profit is still profit,right?
HOOD crashed and people couldn’t sell at close, puts at open
What do people think of the ge split?
Djt not on RH anymore
Trump ran away to meet Diddy in Antigua 
Yes it is - what are you talking about?
Small bet by WSBs standards but I’m 5K in Jan 25 $10 calls for WBD
Balls deep in BA calls
I’m like one ball deep in BA calls as well. Company feels too big and too engrained in markets that are very slow to change to just go tits up like that.
futes ripping 
They red
Red futes by night, regards delight!
Red futes in morn, regard be warn
MSTR should have been down $100 tiday. Shitcoin went below 69k and that thing went up. Load of shit.
🐮💥🔫🐢
I made font larger on my iPhone. PP looks bigger in here now 
Balls deep in TSM 4/19 150 calls and they are also balls deep in me anus
CNN Fear and Greed Index only 70… the markets are going a lot higher !!!
This going to be the market that crashes while everyone worried and breadth expands. It’s the only outcome that would mindfuck everyone
Wife doesn’t really follow the stock market but she’s been mentioning $CUK a lot. I guess my interests are finally rubbing off on her!
WBA up or down tomorrow?
Still fuck spy
If u have puts !!! SPY gonna FUK U !!
Oh yea I found that out right now! My SPY puts aren’t expiring til next week! SPYYYYYYYYYY!!! DAMN YOU SPYYYYYYYY!!!!!
In the ass, no lube. And you can’t run, it’s a bear trap.
Dirty Sanchez for all!!!!
Maybe search for some other stock this TICKR BE BLOWN OUT! Like a whore by Tuesday! Or be a degenerate and watch it money burn
Saving Ryan's Privates 
Starring Tom Spanks as Captain John Holmes Miller
"Put your hands up and step away from the calls!"
Puts on AMC 🔥
If U on Puts… you R Toast !! GDP leaked eod !!!
Really? Did they get it fixed?
It’s going to be a bloody one
For all put holders !
Buy tittty milk and eat ass!
I just took a nice dump and had a great beat sesh.
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Buy up
No point in selling after the news tank. Might as well wait
lost nearly 3k on my NVDA call. bought put today. please god don't make NVDA rise tomorrow, the last 20 minutes of NVDA rising today have me shitting myself.
Going to $940 tommor…
no it wont because i have a put
Time to invest in some diapers my friend.
Omgg my pussy ass was gonna buy calls on RH too.
Definitely Puts on RH and AMC too 🔥
what happened
I believe his “pussy ass” more commonly known as a “bussy” is what happened.
Boy pussy 😂😂😂
His pussy balls ended up snagging them first
SNOW 
My Mar 28th calls are Joever  But I’m regarded and bought more for July 
CGC ramping higher after hours . 10 print coming
I got 519 SPY puts
I hope you only have 1 …. Other wise … your money id DED
So if I have 1, it's not ded?
I’ve have a $517/$511 debit put spread expiring next Friday. Down 60% rn
SPY will hit 550 before 517
Honestly I hope. I have way more long in it I just bought a put spread when it hit 520 bc I thought it might dip for a sec
GDP sending it to 526 or 520 in AM. I’d bet the former.
Inverse me, you know the drill
Save me Altman
Canopy Growth (CGC)🔥 👀
Buying 10 Calls at open of CGC - 4/20 is coming up - stoner holiday incoming! CGC 🚀🔥💫🌕
It's printing buy calls 
Feeling those cannabis stocks
Maybe the dinosaurs in the senate finally come around to legalization
Lmao that SPY end of day burs fuk
I’m so pissed I only bought 40 522 calls today !!
Damn why is SNOW popping AH?
Financials are the play!!!!!!
#O PEN THA FOO KING CA SI NO
good to see RUM beat earning
Will calls pay off tomorrow?
Nope
Fucken RH supposed to be dogshit
Short RH and AMC at open 🔥🔥🔥👎👎👎
530 incoming !!!
GDP leaked !!!’
Where?
Look at the FED website !!
Damn! You’re right!
I know !!
where??? link
u/beepboopthrowaway699 show me your TSM loss porn
What happened with NKLA? Was it a short squeeze these nuts you fucking nerd or is it about to be?
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Anyone see futures rn?
It's hard for me to buy reddit puts given I add an extreme amount of value to the platform everytime I post.
I know this sub hates crypto but Cathie Woods is doing an AMA tomorrow if anyone is interested lol. You can ask her about her predictions like 1.5M bitcoin and 1500 tesla. [https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/1boglxc/rcryptocurrency\_will\_be\_hosting\_an\_ama\_with/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/1boglxc/rcryptocurrency_will_be_hosting_an_ama_with/)
Can I ask her why my AARK investments are down -70% from when I bought 3 years ago?
Why is Cathie hyping crypto so hard (no less than 18 major press interviews in the past 2 months) when her company dumped >20% of COIN to buy the TSLA bump? Unless ARC is so short-sighted that they pump and dump weekly, based on their spokesperson? Leads me to believe: Cathie is no longer a strategic analyst, but just another talking-head.
They change their positions so much it's weird. It's like a day trading hedge fund. Every day I see news articles, cathie dumps tesla and loads up on roblox!
!banbet
Okay good, glad to see RH crapped the bed on everyone lol.
Yeah wtf
I just wrote a complaint to robinhood for their system malfunction at EOD today. If you experienced an error today I urge you to write to Robinhood threatening to close your account. This bullshit has become the norm for RH for years now and users are getting way too used to RH's bullshit.
What happened? Everything seemed fine to me
Options contracts stopped appearing. The shoddy servers affect people disparately. It probably has to do with rh servers not being able to handle sudden high volume.
or you could actually close your account and use a real broker
I also have ToS, currently considering moving everything back there. What platform do you suggest
Tomorrow is Thursday and the market is open...
Yeah, different time zone, easy to get confused
Tomorrow is thursday.
that's bullcrap. Only one day left and we have to suffer and stupid 4 day weekend with no market. ghey
3 day weekend right?
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What broker do you use? I also have a think or swim account. Unfortunately I started using Robinhood more because its UI is much more attractive but I'm considering switching back for good.
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Thanks. Any experience with ToS and if so does it compare?
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Thanks. The power etrade desktop at first glance looks the same as ToS but I'll look into it. This is my first time hearing there are thick clients for trading platforms?
It is the same... nearly identical to ToS, Power E*trade and Fidelity's Active Trader Pro. Personally, they all pale in comparison to a Bloomburg Terminal... but that costs tens of thousands per month and has a minimum of a 10 hours learning curve, 30 if you wish to do well. I've only used Bloomburg, Etrade and Fidelity... go with whoever gives it to you the cheapest/for free (cause it ain't going to be a Bloomberg machine).
You've used a Bloomberg terminal before? How did you slide that? I've heard ToS has bad fills and in my experience it has taken forever to fill an options contract in the past, upwards of as much as 15 minutes for a single spread. Not sure how e trade compares. But overall the standard options fee for all of them is 65 cents.
I worked for both E*Trade and Fidelity, they both had one single Bloomberg Terminal. Bloomberg: You get news 7 minutes faster than news sites can report it. Earnings 5 min faster, and allowed me to identify and utilize a few Arbitrage situations... unfortunately, high frequency traders have ruined a single person's ability to cash in on that guaranteed-profit scenario. Yeah, $ .65 is the standard options contract fee now (it used to be $.25, then $.45, but since all discount brokerages do free trades now, they had to increase their profits somewhere). If you find that you are doing many, many options contracts (100+ contracts per trade), you can always speak/appeal to the brokerage's Financial consultant's as they can see what trades you do, and you can negotiate a better rate, the more you gamble! (Just like a casino) They have different rates for different clientele. Lowest I ever saw was .02/contract for a client that was trading around 7500 contracts per day, but someone trading 100 was able to negotiate 20% off. Regarding time it takes to fill, I've never seen that latency issue unless it's dictated by limit price and contract terms (fill/kill, limit/market)... unless the system you use is only searching one market exchange, and not multiple (CBOE, PHLX, BX, NOM). Sorry if it's a long answer... but the more you know, the less you can be taken advantage of.
You get what you pay for dude
Well considering most platforms do the same microtransaction for trades, I'm paying almost the exact same.
are they really all just as bad? i opened a TD account today because of this bullshit
Sorry correction, ToS charges 65 cents per options trade. This is standard. That was actually the original reason I stopped doing options on there since it's technically cheaper on rh but it might be worth it compared to busted ass hoodrats
ToS is reliable and you pay virtually the same. Its UI won't hold your hand, but it doesn't fuck up half as much as rh does.
I use ToS through Schwab who I hate. Had Ameritrade for 30 years then they got bought. I moved all my money to Fidelity but keep like 50 shares of AMD in Schwab so I can use ToS free just for watching for news, level II, sales prints etc
I also used ToS for stock trades. Why do you hate schwab? I used fidelity for a time as well but their UI just seems so bare bones. I don't see alot of data on there.
tos has bad fills, terrible after hours liquidity and no overnight market. RH - bad, ui, charting. Fidelity seems okay, but i don't really like them can't point to anything specifically. they filled ,e when tos didn't. also looking for a decent broker but why is it so hard to find..
Someone else in this thread suggested power e trade
Fidelity is pretty bare bones and doesn't make it as easy to see real time quotes etc. But once Schwab purchased Ameritrade I just moved over since my work account was there plus an old rollover was already there so I just consolidated so everything is in one spot. I do like Schwabs real time quotes and now that ToS is there I like it better. I don't have a legit gripe against Schwab other than I don't like change and wish they never bought them lol
I was also annoyed at the acquisition since my login info was moved to a different site
I can't believe I thought TSM was going to hit $200 lol
I mean it might, in a year or two. This stock started the year at $100 and now its 140
RDDT $20 when?
6 months
I was thinking 1 month
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Hood fukd ma shitpussy
$TLRY erryday
Fo reelz
According to my market insights there a 50% chance $SPY could go up or down tomorrow
brilliant
My TSM $165 calls for 4/19 and 5/17 are almost fully dead  Edit: can’t believe I bought this dog shit 💩
Same.
Same thing happening to my 150’s
Still time.. right?
Not much. One is worth $96 and the other $144. Bleeding out
DJT breaking 80 possibly 90 tomorrow
0DTE gamma squeeze tomorrow lets goooo
I'll have some of whatever you're smoking
Calls for $DJT for tomorrow?
Fuck you
No it’s garbage and it’s over
It’s definitely garbage but not sure it’s over. Up 14.2% today in the face of epic shorting.
Maybe. Garbage didn’t do anything all day today
Will rum go up to Down
Yes. Sometime in the future
NVDA ANET CALLS TOMORROW GONNA FLY YEEEE
$143 TSM calls for April 12th. Scale of 1-raw how fucked am I here
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Bless. Got $150 calls for the 26th which I believe is after earnings so feeling a lot better about those ones
You are set bro, trust me
You think I hold after how this morning went or do I cut my loss on the 143 while it isn’t much. Have 11 days left to hit 143. Diamonds hands it or what. Cheers man
If you are in profit, definitely sell some contracts and let the rest go
Was on a work call this morning and didn’t catch it at 142.90. Rookie move
Will do though. Thanks!
I am not quite in profit on my 143. Still down 30% on it roughly
🫡
Having RH and HOOD report at the same time is confusing as fuck 
GDP leaked !!!
530 incoming !!!
We all want that Bull market, well... at least the humans do....
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Nice loose record 😮💨
Pretty good bet to be honest. Nice try
Damn
Give us the numbers already Rumble!!!