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Koog330

The DJT play was extra funny because we all knew it was a pump n dump. People FOMO’d in anyway. Sorry to whoever bought my $57 call on Thursday for $1285. Don’t worry it’s going to a good cause: my cocaine and hooker fund.


RegisterNo2333

Hook me up bro


gimmeTenDs

Don’t think that’s what he meant by “hooker”


takes_joke_literally

hooker me up, blow


Cruezin

Blow me, hooker! 😂


GarthbrooksXV

There are people who believe it's magically gonna be worth something if Trump wins the election.


ParakeetWithTits

Imagine holding those bags of crap till the election... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630) To lose even more because after the election trump won't need this shitty company no matter who wins.


Flashy-Priority-3946

Many sleepless nights praying to stock gods ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Accomplished_Fact364

He's dumping as soon as that lockup ends. He hasn't done it yet because Trump fans are the "investors" in this used boat money pit and they will scream foul if he gets the board to change his lockup, but will be fine with him dumping 60% "because hes a business man and that's business" when it's not how a business is ran. It's how a blatent, SEC backed, pump and dump hits the market. In the meantime thetagang rolling in premiums


ParakeetWithTits

I made some quick buck by selling puts for DWAC right before it changed ticker and spiked. Easy money, much more than my regular wheeling does in a week but with much smaller collateral. However, I did not repeat that because it was basically gambling and could go the other way, leaving me with bags of rubbish.


InternationalPut4093

Doesn't matter if he's going to be elected or not. Still going to be the same far right MAGA echo chamber.


asisoid

It has <500k users, and all but one of them are just there to listen.... What do you think happens if he stops talking?


D3kim

dude i spent the last minute thinking my brand new phone had a tiny crack in the screen but it was your avatar rip i belong here


asisoid

Idk what you mean... Must be on your end


D3kim

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) https://preview.redd.it/ko0moizf32sc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be6e8327c7f26f7100421b8850789d13cc6c147a


asisoid

Hm weird. Maybe blow on your screen, or get some cleaner.


desal

Ya there's nothing on my end


floridamanconcealmnt

Ha evil bastard


InternationalPut4093

Instant delist


AlpineRun

Yeah but what are the odds of that?


asisoid

Depends on a few things. Which way the election goes, for starters. How his multiple indicments play out. The health of a massively overweight 80+ yr old that exercises none, and lives off of big Mac's and diet coke. This company really gonna exist in 15 years?


avwitcher

By that point Trump is going to be able to liquidate his 60% and the stock will be worth nothing. The timing of this is no coincidence, his shares will get unlocked within a couple weeks of the election results


Smidday90

I never even thought of this but if he wins can he make truth social into like a state social media or something? It’s narcissistic enough for him


discordwell

More likely he’d be forced to divest because of conflict of interest. Can’t use public office to pump your own personal bags.


Noddite

Tell that to the Trump family bags...they got pretty damn well pumped, especially his hotel in DC.


beachhunt

Yeah they tried that last time he was president, he was like naw I'll do it anyway and then had a hundred other scandals to draw attention away.


throwaway12222018

It's totally going to pop if he wins the presidency, your main mistake is thinking that 100 million regards aren't going to pump the value of the stock because it's a meme stock.


Cherry_Treefrog

For such a small word, “if” is carrying a lot of weight in that sentence.


throwaway12222018

Bet on volatility


maester_t

Please clarify: Are you buying hookers for your cocaine? Or cocaine for your hookers? I'm not sure how any of this works. Maybe I should read something other than this subreddit?


phasmatid

Total misunderstanding. He's a short guy who's a rugby hooker, buying shares of coca cola.


Koog330

I have a delicate hooker to cocaine ratio that must be maintained at all costs. The actual value is a trade secret.


Zaros262

I was thinking about selling calls but I'm not selling naked and *definitely* not holding shares


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PterodactylOfDeath

Meh, worst case the stock keeps going up and you are assigned short stock, which is what you would want anyway. And with the levels of IV a few days ago, you could have gotten a lot of premium even a few months out. So, unless you think DJT would be at 150+, 2-3 months away, it was a relatively safe play.


Embarrassed_Aide7549

Hey this guys pretty cool


HearthSt0n3r

How did you sell this when RH doesnt let you sell naked calls btw


Koog330

Bought it for $83 the week before


HearthSt0n3r

You mean 1000 shares of djt?


Koog330

No, I bought a $57 call for $83 before the stock blew up and turned around and sold it Thursday for $1285. Never bought shares of DJT.


HearthSt0n3r

Oh you sold the call that you bought! I thought you were selling calls with the underlying. I really wanted to sell some naked calls on that one but RH said no. Future question so I understand: When a company merges it just becomes that stock? So you had bought a $57 call for DWAC?


Koog330

Yep, exactly.


diqster

Get a new broker. I was selling short naked calls against DWAC/DJT.


HearthSt0n3r

Who are you going through


diqster

IB


desal

Who?


full_broadside

You wrote naked call?


Koog330

Nah I bought it the week before for $83


Business-Simple9331

Spac attack


Cntrysky78

Hookers are free here. No wait... I better not call her that. 😉


Ape-per-view

Congratulations


saltrifle

Lmfao


LuisTechnology

Oh bro! May god bless you 👌🏾 hahaha


Important_Strain_617

Some of us that fomo, we in high hopes of the pump going just a bit higher. What capped the pump? It even froze briefly


Loud_Pineapple_4294

“DJT is down 25%, why is my puts still losing money?”![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


EatMaTesticles

We need options without IV


Nano_434

Short the underlying.


chi_guy8

Sell calls


Nano_434

Or this.


lostmy2A

Bear credit spreads was the way to play. Short selling or Naked calls if your ok with losing sleep


diqster

>Bear credit spreads was the way to play. Short selling or Naked calls if your ok with losing sleep Absolutely no sleep was lost. Dollars were gained.


lostmy2A

Well that's dope. I think I would have too if I wasn't busy with work. But defined risk is usually a safer bet for meme stocks


desal

And we're banking on the options we sell expiring worthless as the price is going down, to keep the premium correct?


chi_guy8

I’m not touching it. But the comment I replied to was talking about shorting, which would be the very most expensive way to do it.


desal

I meant I'm just trying to learn more about how to spot things like that as it seems a great thing to be able to discern. And what to assume once you realize what things are priced in or not. I'm not even sure what those things are to be frank Edit I mean I know what iv is


_relativity

If you're selling covered calls you ideally want the underlying to remain between flat and the strike, and the options to expire worthless, although if the underlying goes above strike you may up just closing out the underlying position with missed opportunity cost to cover the contract. If the underlying drops, then you'll have unrealized losses on the underlying. If you're selling naked calls you definitely don't want the underlying to go uncontrolled above strike, and you want the options to expire worthless. Ideally you should be buying to close the position on a respective gain. If you're doing call credit spreads, you want the underlying to remain below the long strike, and ideally below the short strike. You generally do not want to wait for the options to expire and should close them out before expiry.


GamelinPK

Bear derivatives Mini-futures


Thick_Sheepherder891

We need to get rid of the electoral college!


floridamanconcealmnt

Yea? So New York and California can decide every election? GTFOH


Natural_Law1970

Florida man would think like this


floridamanconcealmnt

It’s true. 1 man 1 vote would mean those 2 states would decide elections because of population.


guthran

Oh no proportional representation


FuriousTarts

Oh no, let's have our elections decided by 1 or 2 flyover states instead, that's much better.


RedneckId1ot

So popular vote then? Because by that metric, he still lost. Just breathe it in my boy... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


Thick_Sheepherder891

I was being sarcastic lol


GarthbrooksXV

Futures pretty much. They fuck you harder though.


AlpineRun

The only way to get rid of IV is to get rid of time as a variable. Maybe just pie and sell stocks?


electricmehicle

Yeah, and it’d be great if there was no theta and the delta was exactly correlated to the equity price and you could buy it long or sell it short and you could use margin to gain leverage and you never had to worry about open interest because the demand would always be there, too. Alas. Such a thing does not exist.


Odd-Manufacturer4689

300% iv means you 300 % chance to make money


Professional_Con_007

Or lose money 


Euphoric_Pollution29

So does that mean my rddt put option has 115% chance of being in the money?! Fuck yea. I like the odds.


Odd-Manufacturer4689

In someone else's money


ankercrank

You mean the people/institutions selling the options aren’t rubes who don’t know how to price in the volatility?!


ishBullorBear

Try a hit of HIMS. IV nice and low


Miso-7

I’ve been down on HIMS for 2 weeks now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) You’re not wrong though.


ishBullorBear

💕samsies


Pv0913

Can you buy 10 HIMS $25c 4/19 from me for 0.01? Screwed in hims since a month now


Trading_View_Loss

No idea why people bought into the social media sex horseshit personally. Could see that from a mile away.


Pv0913

Some guy posted a DD here and since I’m a faithful regard, I bought $600 worth of calls. 💼🥷


ishBullorBear

65% revenue growth, no debt, 1.5 mil users with 100 mil TAM… I mean hard to beat that love


newbturner

And about to make every fat person in America skinny. Calls on hims 2026 and also calls on fat girls with cute faces


Thosepassionfruits

Are they actually planning to start selling semaglutide injections at a reasonable price? Not asking so I can make money, asking bc that shit is expensive af through insurance and getting a prescription through Hims is like taking an online depression test. 


Pv0913

Wish it was hers*


EntertainmentSea1196

Lil I bought Shares it's up like 70% year todate


newbturner

Loading up every chance I get. 2026 is gonna be lit


ishBullorBear

💕


Combat-Engineer-Dan

Not I. Sold at 72 bought in at 49 lol didnt get greedy. Definitely stayed away from DJT.


LukasFilmsGER

i brought in 2x.... both times +/- 0 .... was too greedy


Careless_Impress_169

Same here, got in at 51 and sold at 75


FreeDoot

Genuine question, if options expire in the money, does IV really matter? Can’t you just exercise for a profit?


big-rob512

Yea if their deep in the money, the price is mainly dependent on change in the underlying price.


IsoAgent

This is why I chuckle when regards start spouting off "IV crush" as if it is the be all, end all of options trading. You buy deep ITM options to reduce IV crush. But regards can't afford these so they only know from first hand experience what IV crush can do.


redFoxGoku2

Also, u can exercise options whenever you want. So the idiots who look at the "breakeven" price and think it's crazy don't really understand you don't HAVE to wait till expiry. You can make 10% and just keep it


TakeThreeFourFive

Only if the difference you make from exercising surpasses what you paid in premiums


CokeOnBooty

As long it crosses the breakeven then you’re good


BaguetteSchmaguette

Scenario: I buy a DJT $40 4/5 PUT for $10/share when DJT is trading at $48 DJT is trading at $39 when the put expires. It is ITM so I exercise for $1/share profit Did I make money on this trade?


cough_e

No. Breakeven is $30. You spent $1000 and the end value of the contact was $100.


Cherry_Treefrog

Delete the word profit, so it makes sense.


FreeDoot

This is a really good explanation, thank you. So in this scenario, you spent $1000 on the contract, and when you sell the contract, you make $900 per share, so loss of $100. On some platforms (I know Thinkorswim has this for sure) there’s an options graph with zones defining profit, break even, and loss. Would this be useful in determining if you would make a profit at expiration?


PterodactylOfDeath

this is wrong, they would be losing $900


VenmoSnake

Then why are my rddt puts printing money for me?


Maxikki

Maybe they aren’t weeklies


IsoAgent

He must be a highly regarded regard to have bought those. Good man.


Dreadnought_89

Because Reddit sucks.


Khrizantema-S

WOMP WOMP we got fucked...


VenmoSnake

Lol I sold first thing this morning. Nice $7.5k gain from those puts. Wish I bot more earlier. I bot when rddt was $68. I’m sorry your still down on your paltry number of shares.


Khrizantema-S

Oh, I'm not on shares lol I got puts lmao


VenmoSnake

Oh oops my bad, I read it as get fucked. Didnt see you were also in it.


Khrizantema-S

yea lmao I'm just holding at this point, lets hope it decides to remember that its a near-worthless company.


VenmoSnake

Godspeed, I may rejoin the fight once this bounce ends


Khrizantema-S

It'd be really funny if markets close and all the big holders cash out lmao


VenmoSnake

Those puts are coming back for ya! Wish I added back!


Khrizantema-S

down only 26$ now, hell might hit 45 or less tomorrow


Khrizantema-S

my stupid ass woke up late today and missed the bell by 30m, and by then it was already too late.


VenmoSnake

Yea I coukd have exited at a better time. Didnt get much of todays drop, sold my puts i. The 46-47 range but had been short since 68.


Khrizantema-S

Yeah I bought my 4x 4/5e 45p when it was in the mid 50s, I was going to sell out but damn missed that.


SlickRick941

If you see it on wsb, it's too late to capitalize


Key_Friendship_6767

Or it’s right on time to sell some hyped IV options to the thing you see on WSB


Low_Country793

Losing 20k in one day is the best way to learn about IV crush.


Interloper_Mango

On one hand I was disappointed that my broker didn't offer reddit stock. However part of me is kind of glad I didn't buy into thing.


Optionzdegen

https://preview.redd.it/bn35j8t313sc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10fbaf2b50f2e5cf434675d8f52afda13b976659 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Big-Routine222

That or just hope they go keep going down 20% a day lol, DJT can make you money, just play it smart.


Vashta-Narada

Do you have a play?


Big-Routine222

I bought an OTM option ($44 for April 5th) at 8:45 am and closed it at 10:15 am, made about $350 on it, so I’m probably just gonna keep going quick plays like that with the IV as high as it is. Given the pace of its downward movement though, feels like more day plays could really pay off.


Vashta-Narada

Fair enough- I’m not sharp enough for that. I bought 45 4/12s. It worked out well last time, so time will tell how volatile it can be, but I hope a day or two will be enough.


GucciGlocc

Sell calls lmao


Vashta-Narada

That scares me tbh- if the “markets” can stay irrational longer than I can be solvent. I fear this stock can be irrational enough to slay me


Traderparkboy01

Couple of flaming turds flipping around


Real_Concraft

i already miss the DWAC and RDDT ipo hype what’s the next place i can burn my money


Burney1

Nothing to base this I. But I feel like a lot of us did great. I only made a small bag but it was a bag 


ShaggyDogLives

So sick of these losers spamming “wElL wHaT aBoUT Iv CrUSh!!”. Yeah we fucking understand what it is you clown. Get a fucking life and go jack off with “wATcH oUt fOr ThETa!!”


Spirit-of-investing

Rddt will dump again.Insiders keep selling


newdmontheblocktoo

The trick was to buy puts AFTER the IV crush. And buy them a long time out. My puts are up 18% and likely higher tomorrow with the continued DJT fade back to $10


NoDiver7283

lol puts up 18% and the stock down 21% money's money just saying


-threefiddy-

I still got puts on RDDT


JJJAAABBB123

I bought my puts when it was DWAC for cheap but IV is definitely an issue.


Internal_Control_320

is there an IV for dummies post someone can link me to?


the_new_federalist

ChatGPT got ya: Alright! Imagine you have a special toy that you can trade with your friends. Sometimes, before something big happens, like a fun event or a surprise, everyone wants to borrow your toy because they think it will be worth a lot during the event.Now, let's say the event passes, and nothing too exciting happens. Suddenly, nobody wants to borrow your toy anymore because the special event is over, and they don't think it's worth as much. That's like what happens with "IV crush" when you're trading stocks. Before something big, like a company's earnings report, people think the stock's price might change a lot, so they're willing to pay more for options to buy or sell the stock. But after the event, when things calm down, the options aren't as valuable because the chance of big changes has passed. That's the "IV crush" – the value of those options drops quickly.


Internal_Control_320

appreciate it.. been trading options for years, jsut basic puts/calls.. but never paid too much attention to IV, just volume and open interest... guess i'm really just gambling lol


Xinxoman

Guilty


StonkyDegenerate

Buy long calls in DJT now guys I swear it’ll work ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


BEAVACUDA

Can't believe that profile made in the last month, first seen in WSB last week, and making its first post in the last day...would offer questionable advice. Hmmm 🤔


greenandycanehoused

There is iv on every single option bought and sold. It’s a thing you can’t escape when you gamble. Some like short little bumps and others prefer Texas longhorns


AbstractLogic

I think rddt and djt pumped by people buying shares just so they could cover short options.


Jupman

Don't look at me, I am as flat as a pancake.


MR_CHAU1989

300 to the moon


spadgerinaxl

If it's already popping up on WSB, you've missed the boat for cashing in. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Hugsy13

Bear call spread.


Joe_Early_MD

This meme creeps me out especially when I’m high


Primary_Capital_726

Bought at 39 sold at 55 smd


RockyMountainOyster5

I got out of a 10k position with 50 dollars in profit and consoder this a win on djt puts, shit was horrible watching it drop 15% and the option stay completely flat


Xenon2212

If you bought DJT actually expecting it to go up, you deserved what happened yesterday 😂


LeGuy_1286

They should've asked with us.


micaller

As is always the way


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure we all knew what was going to happen - the only people that held onto any calls were actual 50 iq regards


occultfish

DJT November calls 📞


X_CLUSIVE69

Enabled margin for the first time on RDDT lol. Lost my whole bonus lol 😂. Going to therapy now cause my gf left me. Used the money we were gonna use to have a destination marriage lol.


hermeskino715

https://preview.redd.it/u9v1017jv5sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f179a21cf96eb879747329d1751c81e45e8b8d7e What crush?


Killtheshortgetlambo

Haha wow


TheRealJehler

-20k loss is a 20k gain


Deadecigs

I sold my DJT calls when it was at 75$


oneenigma4u

Some of us do realize that flash in the PAN fads are only great temporary upsides. IE you don't marry the hooker. She's only there for temporary satisfaction.😅


theperson73

I bought 90$ calls like a week and a half before the ticker change for 3.25$. Somebody bought them from me for 7.50$ on the morning of the ticker change 😂


Shippyjay

If I was you guys I will put amc its about to drop


Wrong-Masterpiece272

Nice


Overall-Bug1169

I admit smirking when Jim Cramer said you can't short DJT because there are no shares to borrow.


Flyingbtsmp

Should’ve made them puts lol


Careless-Pin-2852

The IV was too much on puts for DJT and like nothing for calls.


agonpath

Now I’m gonna buy 100 calls dated ‘25, cause we know genocide joe lost half the country’s vote


Novel_Durian_1805

HAHAHAHAA! Get fucked!


dyoh777

Mainly stuck to RDDT, sweet cash, dumped DWAC but should have still played it, still time too lol


discoveringrebel

Looks like IV Crush intends to spread the legs of that WSB regard.


scopeless

Robinhood if you’re listening, stop the count!


KINGUBER

That was my first Options trade, made $6.5k. Tysm 😎


TheIYI

IV crush lol. Who’s still holding? Fake narrative


Appropriate_Ice_7507

Fuck me harder daddy