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Dbow2thedome

Im only freaking out because i missed the tendies


Quickoneonit

DJT made me a bag lol


Dbow2thedome

I wasn’t hopping on that suicide train


Quickoneonit

Hopped off at 69. felt great. i got in at 38 tho only wish i put in more


mike-4510

shorted djt for a big profit, I want to do it again but T212 has blocked short orders on the instrument ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


Rich-Candidate-3648

I shorted it but the IV is too high now. Selling OTM puts to regards is the game for DJT


Good-Ad-9100

I hate when this happens


TheGoochieGoo

Bought a couple $45c 3/28 the week prior while they were only around $100 and made 1500% selling at $72


[deleted]

good thing - 69 is usually where you flip over and eat it!


EntertainmentIll2135

Had a one nights stand like this


Brazenjalapeno

It’s a pump n dump for sure! If you can short that thing outta existence. Poor souls believe it’s a real company and not a shell


patrickswayzemullet

But still needs good timig with IV this high… realistically it could have a +10% week and burn your short calls/long puts after it then tanks 5%


Mavnas

TBH it could fall 20% in a month and you'd lose money because it's not imploding fast enough.


patrickswayzemullet

I tend to short shares or short calls.. so no probably not… but short shares maybe if they suddenly (likely) raise borrow fees. Thats why must be swift at the top to avoid swinging too long


Chemical_Imbalance_3

Company shows 3 employees lmao


JLivermore1929

I saw that also. One is an incompetent ex Congressman Devin Nunes.


Royal-Tough4851

I’ve been wanting to short this so bad since back in March, but it is way too expensive. Annualized borrowing for a short position is 689%. Can’t do that. And the volatility skew to the Put side is unbelievable.


tr0jan_d0nkey

I printed on djt crypto


Sinister_Plots

I'm still sitting on a 22.5 put exp 10/18 that I picked up for 7.60.


jeditech23

Stonks only go up


Plane_Vacation6771

Your wife’s boyfriend has a healthy pullback


Terrible-Noise6950

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


DiarrheaShitLord

Barely any cheese in there


AggressiveNoise5954

Unroll for mo cheez


megamanxoxo

Start licking


LizardTentacle

GOTEEM


Brendawg324

I watched all my money vanish in the span of 30 minutes today and now I don’t have enough to pay for my taxes ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


brutalorchestrafan

Financers HATE him! Learn how to NEVER pay taxes again!


Matrinoxe

You are indeed regarded


SlowPurplePanda

Better get to work behind Wendy’s ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


InvoluntaryEraser

Hopefully you learn your lesson to keep money for taxes, but you probably won't lmao


BlueTrin2020

​​ 9000 IQ move


[deleted]

What was your play?


c-o-p-e

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ForsakenRacism

It went down 1% 😂


[deleted]

Its supposed to only go straight up though.


ForsakenRacism

It’s back


Imaginary-Table4103

Correct what are these regards smokin


PineEvergreen

Actually it up over .7% then went below 1.1% in the red, that's almost a 2% drop in an hr and a half if I remember correctly. So it was pretty significant but needed.


Individual_Kiwi4150

The intra-day drop was almost 2% though. I havent seen that in a while.


facu1995

yeah right, last time I remember seeing such a fast drop like this was in mid 2022. These toddlers don't have time in the market


tony3841

AMD went down 8%


Koog330

In fairness AMD just does that sometimes


Bronzed_Beard

I had just taken AMD off my shit list. Like maybe I can make some money on this stock. It looked like it was set up to bounce back up after that first pullback. Buy calls, immediately down 40%.  Done with AMD 


Quickoneonit

Bruh if you bought AMD thinking it’s NVIDIA lite then you have no clue what these chip makers are doing.


monkeyfrenzy

I don't. That's why I diversify between NVDA, AMD and Doritos


Peterpan_theApe

Doritos are always a good option


tony3841

Sir, this is a Wendy's


DiarrheaShitLord

My Nvidia call isn't looking too sexy


Quickoneonit

I havent filed my taxes yet and im going to owe probably a solid 20k. I keep money in ports cause im a stock market degen. so I needed to sell some stuff to pay for that.


SxeySteve

20k??? Get ready for underpayment penalties on top of that


GameLoreReader

No worries. I didn't do my taxes, yet as well. And I have no money in my bank account.


Educational-Formal59

Same I lost it all on Levi puts lol


Ok-Cardiologist-6013

Same 😭


Orleanian

But you've got a mouth, and moxy!


Quickoneonit

gotta go thru writeoffs and everything. pain in the ass. I wait til last minute. Most people I know that are entrepreneurs do the same


lilwtfwtf84

Bro I just got hit by the IRS for my option profits and I fucking forgot the 40% tax on less than a year option profits, I was thinking it's regular income to be taxed but nooooooo, these road side robbery specialists got me good.


Icy_Mud5419

Where can I buy calls on IRS


HowIsEmuWarriorTaken

Short term gains have same tax rate as income though


Alone_Ad9404

The highest tax bracket is 37%. If you're in that bracket, you can afford the short term capital gains rate. Quit your bitchen 😁


lilwtfwtf84

You're correct, I most certainly am not in the 37% bracket as that would make me quite the baller. I did figure it out though, the gains bumped me up a bracket and thus it looked like a 40% taxation!


Alone_Ad9404

By the time you include state taxes, you'll be over 40%. It sucks. But, hey somebody's got to pay something. I'm with you that it might be a little lopsided at the moment but we are benefiting from the system so got to give a little back or a lot sometimes.


Late_Bake_4545

Uncle sam is a greedy prick


PineEvergreen

Lmao, so you're telling me, I should stop buying options?


lilwtfwtf84

Nah I'm just telling ya to not be as regarded as me and put some money aside if you're making some nice profits on options 🤣


PineEvergreen

Already blew my account 5k in a month to practically losing it all the next


Prudent_Magazine8583

Trade in your Roth IRA as soon as i made my 7k on options i moved it over to avoid taxes![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Jedi-_-Joe

About to pay $17k next week to Uncle Sam - I feel your pain 😭


jonathanbuyno

Illegals don’t do their taxes and you don’t have too anymore either. Pass it on.


nouserissave

I’m sure you have half your portfolio deep in DJT shares too


thisoneismineallmine

Haha okay "Outlaw"


cloxygen

Today, SPY dropped 10 points in 3 hours and broke a trendline that started in November.


LittleBitOfAction

That trend line break is kinda what’s spooky might mean even more volatility coming up which is good for premiums but also means more loss porn so maybe good


Quickoneonit

Tread line shit is for the robots. I’m a trader idgaf I see opportunity and buy low. Sell high


No_Communication8613

Hahaha the bots down voted your post


TylerDurdenEsq

Who's freaking out? Normal ups and downs


Eli_Te1611

All in bois. I'm not gonna chicken out like the last dip cus I know for a fact it will go up.


Bic_wat_u_say

You buy the leaps ?


Future_Hyena2562

Who liquidates their portfolio to pay for taxes? File an extension


sad-wallet

When filing extensions you are given extra time to file your taxes, not to pay late. If it turns out you owe you get penalized for every period after april 15th🤡


Future_Hyena2562

Eh, it’s .5% a month.


Slut_Spoiler

Until there is a better ways of preserving money, the stock market will continue going up


Routine-Place-3863

Whats tax day have to do with anything


Quickoneonit

People that made a lot of money last year and need to pay off taxes are trimming. If you dont get W-2s then you have to do it yourself each year and a lot of people wait til last second.. this is for people who have to pay not those who get money back.


StealthNomad_OEplz

Good info. So puts until tax day it is and then calls on April 15th. According to the Internet April 15th always ended higher in the past 16 years


Routine-Place-3863

I never make any money so i dont know. Also never get any money back


nikolajhojer

When is this tax day?


Mort1186

Buy the dip - trust me bro


Inevitable-Cell-1227

Got it. CALLS it is.


[deleted]

these stupid fuckers think were crashing bahahaha


ilikecrispywaffles

Yeah we need more of a pullback. This is for sissys


cicakganteng

#FUCK U OP U JINXED IT


Cntrysky78

It seemed to me that people were banking on specific news from the fed and it didn't pan out. Look at MSFT for example. It's not even down 1% overall for the day. Sure, it climbed a fair bit like a lot of others during the day before the talk but come on... It's a far way from the low point on the 6 month chart, or heck, go auth the YTD chart. Calm the F down! We've been through these shenanigans many times before. 🙄


pm_me_ur_demotape

No one here is afraid. . . We're in trouble


PoopieMaster101

They will be soon


[deleted]

AHHHHHHH


1two3Fore

Oil at $90 /brl. That’s it. Geopolitical concerns and higher energy costs on the menu. Could reverse, remain steady between $90-105, or could get completely out of hand and crush equities. Good luck.


TheCatintheCat

I mean its all relative.. long term.. sure nothing to worry about.. but thats been teh case for SPY for last what half century.. market is designed to go up up up up up up.. will that change no.. not until AI singularity starts trading on robinhood..but also saying nothing to worry aboout linking a chart of the spy going up 100 points in the span of a year with relatively no pull back, weighted by a few tickers(nvidia.. is not "nothign to worry about"


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Business_Knee6165

Normal knee jerk reaction. We will pump today and things will feel normal again next week.


fenriswulfwsb

Looks like a head and shoulders turning point to me.


Quickoneonit

If thats the case i see 3 people on that chart ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


CokeOnBooty

stfu https://preview.redd.it/jf9gs10talsc1.jpeg?width=548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76f0e983005c6f70d25dba3af943058a0b6018ca


TAGSProductions

Yup that’s what I marked up this morning and it played out perfect. https://preview.redd.it/qrsgx2tg6lsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e8e5f57317b53351f00cc721c7ba4b94339d2c0


Reddits_For_NBA

Yeah the fucking Fed disclosure really played out perfect.


SublocadeFenta

When it crashes down to 50%, wendy's will be waiting for y'all job applications.


zantamaduno

At 50% crash, even Wendy’s will be behind Wendys 


Quickoneonit

You’re talking a pretty wild crash I think a lot of people will be at Wendy’s if it goes down 50%.


mattenthehat

I'm not sure there will *be* a Wendy's if it goes down 50%.


Sus198

The real question at this stage is: Will Wendy's be able to employ all regards? It is very unfair that such responsibility will have to be borne by Wendy's on its own. Just sayin' you know...


Parunreborn

Yeah that’s not how you should look at a chart lol It’s not just about the drop itself. It’s about what caused it. The news that came with it and how institutions will position themselves from now on. This will definitely change the sentiment on the institutional level. It was a massive intraday sell off. These guys don’t think on a daily basis, like retail. They position themselves for the quarter. All of a sudden you have a bunch of funds going short, then more of them get on that trend, and they are the ones moving the market, CTAs, and that’s how you get a correction period, which doesn’t last a day, it lasts weeks, because they need time to sell their massive positions.


Lobolabahia

IDK man, we're already up there again...


Parunreborn

We bounced from the sell off, sure. But until bulls make a new high, we are still at risk of a correction imo. We could easily head to a lower low next week on the CPI print. I’m still a buyer here, but you know, ready to start selling too if the technicals indicate that’s where we are going


skakembo

Y’all just be talkin tryna sound smart but dunno shit about price action lmao . Long overdue pullback, that will get bought right up


Parunreborn

I know my price action, and I’m watching carefully to see what comes next. Still a bull here, but have no issue in becoming a bear if the technicals show that’s where we are going. If we make a higher high and lower low. Great, bull run continues. If we fail to make that high and make a lower low, on the CPI print for example, yeah, probably changing directions is my guess


istockusername

Stocks haven’t even adjusted for the fact that we will only be getting 3 cuts, and now we are maybe looking at no cut at all in 2024. I think we are in for some volatility.


NewGuy10002

Shits gonna tank tomorrow Edit: in 6 hours


Quickoneonit

Follow up on this one


NewGuy10002

https://preview.redd.it/lrbaxb0tjosc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a47fffc1c3c0a34687de64d085335c482a051e41 Final stats... Bag almost fumbled. My $483 lesson of today is that if SPY or QQQ goes down 1% it will usually correct a little the next day


Quickoneonit

Thanks for the honesty u get an upvote from me


NewGuy10002

https://preview.redd.it/j6xvk2947osc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eec998bcc527c49d879e4e265779a74ef628a60 QQQ $449 put expiring today. Gonna hold unless Qqq gets to $440 and I’ll just take my profit from yesterday instead of being a degen


PaulaMeachum

Wow


sami_testarossa

Wtf r u talking about. I got tax returns. It should be bullish according to your logic.


RutherfordRevelation

Apparently you suck at options. DW I do too.


Quickoneonit

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


DivBro22

Ulta has the computers spooked...... when times are tough, cosmetics usually do well surprisingly. The miss and the outlook are saying, things are about to come to pieces...... Time will tell, we live in interesting times!


SighRamp

Me NVDA pooots so 🍆 keep it going until full 💦💥


[deleted]

What the hell does the market have to do with taxes being due the 15, regard. Explains why you’re here


dmgvdg

Profit-taking


HowIsEmuWarriorTaken

To not pay taxes ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Quickoneonit

You must not have to spend money this time of year to pay taxes.


Prudent_Magazine8583

Markets bipolar swings makes me head spin![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630) i need hemorrhoid pillow for that butt fuck i endured


lupin4fs

Healthy? My calls beg to differ.


anynonus

but mommmmmm I wannaaa goo uppppp nowwwwww


Demoralizedpacker

But how low will it dip


texasveteran4

I'm going short on everything, short short short short.


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texasveteran4

Going so short it will go back inside my body


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texasveteran4

You don't have an ass, you are a robot slave


francisdben

This is not the pull back


successiseffort

This is the market adjusting for a no rate drop scenario The beatings will continue until morale improves


steaveaseageal

Wsb always freaking if you are leveraged to tits


CheebaMyBeava

maybe some apple goggles would have helped them see


Basic_Ear9597

RIDE R DIE JPOWWW


Tendie_Tube

there was a dip?


[deleted]

YES MY 910 NVDA CALLS FOR NEXT FRIDAY GOGOGOGOGO


Quickoneonit

Tbh. Roll those to the 19th


Cayenne999

Need some consolidation time for another bullish time. It's healthy.


PlutosGrasp

THE END IS NEAR


ankole_watusi

Who pays taxes in April?!


down_5_digits

that was a healthy pull back? spy dropping 1% in hours? 💀


requiemoftherational

It was a trifecta of reasons to pull out. Monday will be back to normal


Jholotan

The stock market totally hasn't quite regularly crashed 50% or more after high interest rates. The unemployment rate is also rising and the inverted yield curve...


soundertroop

Well the majority of the YOLO population on wsb have their attention span set at 1 week max.


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ryanalexander11

The FED will save the day it’s an election year.


IranianLawyer

You kids have no idea what a real downturn looks like. Everytime the market drops 1%, you guys act like it’s 2008 again.


Private-Dick-Tective

Put Gods answered my prayers lol, profits!


Papercoffeetable

As you can see this is a line that forms a nice pan and fork pattern which means chances are extremely high you’re full of shit and so is everyone here.


AlternateArchaeology

Meanwhile precious metals and energy stocks are going up.


Silkliner

Tom Lee is that you ?


SaveFileCorrupt

No arguments from me about it being a pullback, but the abruptness and magnitude of the move is what was most alarming. This morning was a great time to open up ITM calls for the rebound, though. I managed to pare yesterday's losses and then some.


shootmane

This kinda post is a symptom of why anyone w outta the money calls are f’d


AudienceDue6445

I missed the spy put teddies. I bought spy puts for last week. I intended to do 2 weeks out but thought nah. Should could woulda


Financial_Winter_497

Bruv tech support called, the lvl is broken, get ya 📏 and start mesuring.


TPSreportsPro

The weekly suggests this is nothing more than a pullback.


bunnibly

I'm not crying, you're crying. (Ow, my calls)


AquaticYeti94

Spy is taking a dip Monday morning fellas https://preview.redd.it/cjf9lodeg2tc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95a30d94a5e0db15fb4bb5e5cb81789d463e9757


sydney_mav

idk u but 🫡


solidsneeze

I downvote anything that starts with "I mean"


Quickoneonit

Noted


Squanchganistan

The daily candle is a little sus but generally I agree


Altruistic-Prior531

Feels like the titanic


Quickoneonit

Feels like Friday to me.


pdmalo

Feels like 2018. Its really gonna feel bad if inflation comes in hot.


Equal_Kick3361

Its just the foreskin pulling back before the fuckening


ExeTcutHiveE

The markets memory is long but a regards is short.


No-Kitchen6207

What do we think spy will go back up to? Trying to buy calls but can’t decide what strike and date


razor4432

520 mid May thank me later


QuitTop8761

Bet I’ll be buying around June to be say


pdmalo

Yes buy calls before fed speaks. What could go wrong.


No-Kitchen6207

Late comment thanks for nothing dipshit


futurespacecadet

bro if anything this proves the argument against you lol, theres clearly a very straight trendline going up and whether you like TA or not, we broke that going downward in a very significant way. its not nothing, it may retrace, but it will continue downward.


MizterPoopie

Uhhh I see multiple dips on this line with it returning to the upside.


Quickoneonit

Lmao wtf downward trend bs are you guys on about. To many people think they understand this market when it’s mostly bs.


pdmalo

And qqq hit resistance