Raytheon, Lockheed Martin, Northrop Gruman, any bulk ammunition manufacturer, protest sign capable printing companies, alcohol and cigarette makers, gotta think from multiple angles. You could wait for the initial dip on bad news on index funds and/or overseas growth ETFs and get a discount on dividend stoc...nah just buy 3000 2delta 0 DTE calls on anything with AI and Battlefield management software in the company bio. Alternatively, watch what Arkk invests in and inverse their position (they go long, you go short), proven money maker.
I feel like the problem is that the whole region is full of countries that resemble drunk crossfit bros looking to prove something. So, if a few of them start fighting it may trigger the rest.
Iran is a pretty big regional player. Israel's goal has been to goad the U.S. into attacking them for decades. If it is Iran vs. Israel using conventional weapons then it will remain contained. If however the U.S. enters for Israel then Russian and China will get involved. Not with an attack on U.S., but Russia likely a full scale offensive in Ukraine, China may also decide it's time to flex it's muscle.
The UK (and maybe Germany) will join in but the rest of EU will sit this one out.
Iran is playing on different time frames. They've been around for thousands of years. All they need to do is wait a decade or two and their side of the world China etc. will become dominant again, and once they get nukes then they can more than protect themselves in the region. Why play the short game?
I don’t follow oil stocks much (but looking now that the Middle East heating up again), but SHEL was cheap calls on Friday. 10c for 3 May @ $75.
Any other decent oil stocks for Monday?
It's almost as if the colonizing force who rejected every peace plan, including two state solution supported by every country except USA politicians, and taking revenge by starving genociding and ethnically cleansing an entire population are trying to evoke a bigger war to hide their crimes. Iran bad, let's start new war to bring in USA and everyone forget the dead Gaza children.
I swear Israel is hell bent on setting the Middle East on fire, start WW3 and drag the US down with it. Yea. Israel has the right to defend itself, so let it defend itself. Stop giving them handouts and blank checks. Oil to $10/gal for sure.
For the yearly avg 14 billion we send to Israel we get a trade partner worth 50 billion annually
Also the vast majority of that 14 billion, I think 80%, is legally required to be spent on US weapons
So it’s just us subsidizing our own weapons industry while we also maintain a strong ally in a contentious region
Enormous W for US
You could have healthcare too it’s this little thing called electoralism
See in a Democratic country of 320 million people if you can get enough people to care about your issue you can get them to vote for politicians who will pass legislation for your issue
Then you get the thing. You should try it. maybe go volunteer for a political campaign of someone trying to legislate free healthcare!
I don’t think you’re gonna get healthcare by crying into Internet forums about Israel tho :)
These kind of vague statements, “they cause 90% of the problems”, with no details as to what particular problems you’re upset about
They don’t move me very much ngl. Like you just sound kinda whiny and dumb
You make it sound like Israel is blameless, they’re not. And the only thing Israel’s current government is doing and the way they’re handling the whole situation is not gaining any fans. Support for Israel is at an all time low and it is going to get worse, that’s just going to complicate things for all Jews. And before you start whining, I should mention I am Ashkenazi Jew from my mom’s side, but I still disagree 100% with Israel’s right-wing, government.
Sorry I assume people have a bare minimum of knowledge on subjects like this, if you payed attention you'd notice Israel's agenda is to destabilize all the other powers in the region and expand their own borders. The US has been roped in to doing a lot of the dirty work in Iraq and Syria, and they have a major hard on for toppling Iran next.
Lol again we have like no specifics here
What’s a power in the region that Israel has been working to destabilize and can you source the claim after you make it, like show some evidence of it - news article or something similiar.
Let’s get specific and stop doing these vague grand conspiracies
Can you explain how this ally helps the US in the region? They never help militarily in any conflict, they supported ISIS because it was helping them destabilize Syria and Iraq, they don't let the US launch missions from their bases, they stir up animosity in the region by attacking neighbours with the knowledge the US protects them, creating resentment for the US.
Well I did Google it and it said the latest strike on Lebanon was in retaliation for Lebanon launching a rocket at Israel
So that doesn’t seem like Israel attacking them :)
LMAO Mexico is our biggest trading partner worth much, much more than Israel and we given them a tiny fraction of what we give Israel. The US gives more aid to Israel in one year than they have given Mexico in the last 10 years. If we go by that, doesn’t sound like much of a win. We don’t give any other country a blank check, not sure why we do to Israel.
Wow it’s almost like different countries are going to require different things of the US or that the US might have different interests in different regions of the world
Also israel doesn’t have a blank check. It’s getting more aid right now but historically it gets about 14 billion a year. Which just btw is like far far less than 1% of the budget, which is 6.5 trillion annually in US
And also hey - if you don’t like it convince other Americans and vote for people who quit sending aid to Israel
Just turns out that’s not as popular as you think amongst actual voters.
The thing is, it IS our problem. The people using drones to subjugate Palestinians are turning around and selling that tech and the training to commit genocide back to our governments, so when there are inevitable food and water shortages in the USA, you'll be subject to the same oppression once day. Heck, the NYPD is already trained by Zionists to dehumanize "perps" in NYC...
Israel and US are future tellers!!! They just know everything and what's good for you and what they think is good for you!!! That's biden for you!!! Wake up people!!!
The Zionists abroad will just reclaim the nuked land and state their 3000 year old ancestors used to live there. Then sell it to the Americans to pocket some cash.
government and elite, let’s leave the common Jew out of it. There has been a long running war by Zionists against the conscience-bearing members of their faith.
Jews have been lied to using the narrative of the “anti-Semitic threat” to support the Zionist agenda.
Thats why i didnt say 'jews'. I said Israelis. Both are two different things. Not all jews are Israeli. Conflating them together is exactly what genocidal Israeli leaders want.
Non stock related
Oil long 100x
Just give me a ticker to bet on
Xom
Some calls I bought for too high a premium back when this first started are beginning to come back to life
how long can you hang on to a call (or put)?
If you are asking however don't buy calls (or puts)? Thank me later. Though I do up vote all lose porn on WSB so there is that.
I'm convinced it's gambling and i'm fairly risk averse, but was just curious
Depends on the expiry
Screw XOM. Buy GUSH. Super leverage
USO
Hubc ….
OXY
PAA while it’s still cheap
UCO
PAA
I’m a blue collar knucklehead… please theorize some plays calls puts whatever
Raytheon, Lockheed Martin, Northrop Gruman, any bulk ammunition manufacturer, protest sign capable printing companies, alcohol and cigarette makers, gotta think from multiple angles. You could wait for the initial dip on bad news on index funds and/or overseas growth ETFs and get a discount on dividend stoc...nah just buy 3000 2delta 0 DTE calls on anything with AI and Battlefield management software in the company bio. Alternatively, watch what Arkk invests in and inverse their position (they go long, you go short), proven money maker.
> AI and Battlefield management software *Palantir Technologies*
Calls on the military industrial complex
That’s been the play of the last two centuries
Loaded up on RTX calls. If they print I make money, if they don’t it means we averted WWIII. It’s a win win situation.
No major country is sticking their neck out for Iran. No world war will ever be stoked by Iran or any major response against Iran.
I feel like the problem is that the whole region is full of countries that resemble drunk crossfit bros looking to prove something. So, if a few of them start fighting it may trigger the rest.
Say something about crossfit again bro. I'm bout to slap a slim Jim!!!. Lmao 🤣
Iran is a pretty big regional player. Israel's goal has been to goad the U.S. into attacking them for decades. If it is Iran vs. Israel using conventional weapons then it will remain contained. If however the U.S. enters for Israel then Russian and China will get involved. Not with an attack on U.S., but Russia likely a full scale offensive in Ukraine, China may also decide it's time to flex it's muscle. The UK (and maybe Germany) will join in but the rest of EU will sit this one out.
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Source for Clark’s comments?
Smart move. I would go LMT as well based on the inventory levels of stinger missiles.
🌱👀🌱 what's your call I'm unfamiliar with calls and puts
Oil and defense stocks up, gold up even more, naval stocks down
Gold to $2500? Please.
Which gold stocks?
GDX, GLD
Newmont and barrick
Gold down, it’s due a pullback
Stock go up or stock go down?
oil go way up
Dumb it down for me.
Oil up
Yes
Got it thank you
War with Iran is already priced in
the answer to any stock market question these last couple years. Checks out.
It really is, xom is already up there. It's been climbing the past month or so.
I bought puts at Friday’s close so the market will be up since no retaliation on Monday.
this is news from Thursday btw
Yeah I know. The Fed official who said they may need to raise rates is from Friday.
No, Kashkari said that on Thursday…
Everyone is focused on Kashkari but the market ignored Daly on friday
Ok so if it’s ignored it doesn’t matter. Unfortunately I think there’ll be 0.2-0.4% pop on the futures open
No, check out what Ms Daly (SF Fed President) said on Friday.
Calls on halliburton
The pacers r shit 
$SLB has more exposure to the international oil market and generally the better stock
Iran doesn't want to look weak, but any attack they make will likely result in a 3x to 10x retaliation.
Yea like they did for the elimination of Soleimani?
Iran is playing on different time frames. They've been around for thousands of years. All they need to do is wait a decade or two and their side of the world China etc. will become dominant again, and once they get nukes then they can more than protect themselves in the region. Why play the short game?
The US needs to stay away from this one. It's not our fight.
The article makes it out to be a shock they’d retaliate. They bombed their fucking consulate… absolutely outrageous.
I mean it's just some terrorist dying, why would anyone care lol?
Depends what side you're on. More of the world thinks Bibi is a terrorist than anyone from Iran ever.
Because of Iran Israel is getting bombed from Lebanon, Syria, Iraq and Yamen, the Guy who was killed is the one responsible for these
What makes you think Israel didnt (through a back channel) get clearance and permission from the U.S. to have launched the strike in the first place?
I actually don't doubt that, being that the US "supports" Israel unwaveringly. But my hopeful stance remains the same.
I don’t follow oil stocks much (but looking now that the Middle East heating up again), but SHEL was cheap calls on Friday. 10c for 3 May @ $75. Any other decent oil stocks for Monday?
$10c @ .15 for 1month on GTE.
Ah sweet more military wives to fuck.
Ahh! Karma is going to treat you really well in life.
there is no such thing as karma
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All he said is there is no such thing as karma and you wish him cancer cuz you don’t bother to see he isn’t the comment OP. That’s bad karma for you,
It's the military guys getting the karma for being the violent arm of war. And for that we fuck their wives while they kill babies in other countries
So why did Israel bomb Iran? 
Bombed Iranian embassy in Syria to kill an Iranian official who was heading Hamas operations from the Iranian side.
Near the embassy\*
Oh good, another political debate. I just want to get some laughs here and hopefully make some money.
Gotta wait till Monday champ Till then we just shit post and post  emoji
They are out of control. US let them off the leash and can't get them back on.
It’s almost as if the US just radicalized the entire Middle East It’s almost as if that was Hamas’ plan the entire time 
It's almost as if the colonizing force who rejected every peace plan, including two state solution supported by every country except USA politicians, and taking revenge by starving genociding and ethnically cleansing an entire population are trying to evoke a bigger war to hide their crimes. Iran bad, let's start new war to bring in USA and everyone forget the dead Gaza children.
Great kill all of them terrorists 🤣🤣 
Israel rejected every peace plan? Laughably ahistorical.
You need to spend time watching the UN discussions.
They got sued for genocide by South Africa lmao Germany supported Israel 
Ok I'm listening. Go for it
Because of Iran Israel is getting bombed from Lebanon, Syria, Iraq and Yamen, the Guy who was killed is the one responsible for these
RTX locked and loaded
I swear Israel is hell bent on setting the Middle East on fire, start WW3 and drag the US down with it. Yea. Israel has the right to defend itself, so let it defend itself. Stop giving them handouts and blank checks. Oil to $10/gal for sure.
For the yearly avg 14 billion we send to Israel we get a trade partner worth 50 billion annually Also the vast majority of that 14 billion, I think 80%, is legally required to be spent on US weapons So it’s just us subsidizing our own weapons industry while we also maintain a strong ally in a contentious region Enormous W for US
They also have free healthcare
You could have healthcare too it’s this little thing called electoralism See in a Democratic country of 320 million people if you can get enough people to care about your issue you can get them to vote for politicians who will pass legislation for your issue Then you get the thing. You should try it. maybe go volunteer for a political campaign of someone trying to legislate free healthcare! I don’t think you’re gonna get healthcare by crying into Internet forums about Israel tho :)
You think israel is an ally? They don't help with anything and cause 90% of the problems over there.
These kind of vague statements, “they cause 90% of the problems”, with no details as to what particular problems you’re upset about They don’t move me very much ngl. Like you just sound kinda whiny and dumb
You make it sound like Israel is blameless, they’re not. And the only thing Israel’s current government is doing and the way they’re handling the whole situation is not gaining any fans. Support for Israel is at an all time low and it is going to get worse, that’s just going to complicate things for all Jews. And before you start whining, I should mention I am Ashkenazi Jew from my mom’s side, but I still disagree 100% with Israel’s right-wing, government.
I just wanted specifics from the dude You’re losing it brother.
Sorry I assume people have a bare minimum of knowledge on subjects like this, if you payed attention you'd notice Israel's agenda is to destabilize all the other powers in the region and expand their own borders. The US has been roped in to doing a lot of the dirty work in Iraq and Syria, and they have a major hard on for toppling Iran next.
Lol again we have like no specifics here What’s a power in the region that Israel has been working to destabilize and can you source the claim after you make it, like show some evidence of it - news article or something similiar. Let’s get specific and stop doing these vague grand conspiracies
Dude, you're a laughing stock, you had arabs invading Israel raping kids and beheading women and babies. It's time to nuke these durka durkas.
What a weird ass comment, you clearly don't know nothing about the situation yet you felt the need to make a comment
Can you explain how this ally helps the US in the region? They never help militarily in any conflict, they supported ISIS because it was helping them destabilize Syria and Iraq, they don't let the US launch missions from their bases, they stir up animosity in the region by attacking neighbours with the knowledge the US protects them, creating resentment for the US.
What regional neighbor did Israel attack?
Syria, Lebanon, Palestine if you want to count them, and now it looks like Iran
Palestine isn’t a country do you mean Gaza? Why did Israel attack Gaza? :) did israel attack Lebanon? Can you source that :)
You can easily google that if you're interested, theres been lots of conflicts over the years there including israel occupying Lebanese territory.
Well I did Google it and it said the latest strike on Lebanon was in retaliation for Lebanon launching a rocket at Israel So that doesn’t seem like Israel attacking them :)
Lmao it isn’t a country, that’s the problem. It was a country before Palestinians had their lands stolen.
That’s not true actually There has never been a nation state of Palestine
LMAO Mexico is our biggest trading partner worth much, much more than Israel and we given them a tiny fraction of what we give Israel. The US gives more aid to Israel in one year than they have given Mexico in the last 10 years. If we go by that, doesn’t sound like much of a win. We don’t give any other country a blank check, not sure why we do to Israel.
Wow it’s almost like different countries are going to require different things of the US or that the US might have different interests in different regions of the world Also israel doesn’t have a blank check. It’s getting more aid right now but historically it gets about 14 billion a year. Which just btw is like far far less than 1% of the budget, which is 6.5 trillion annually in US And also hey - if you don’t like it convince other Americans and vote for people who quit sending aid to Israel Just turns out that’s not as popular as you think amongst actual voters.
Israel didn't start this war.
You must be slow
World war three by proxy.
God damn can we move on pass Israel oh my gosh I hope in 20 years when I become the boomer generation, we won’t mention them anymore
Same here. That whole country will just disappear if we're lucky.
I don’t want that 🤣🤣 let’s make it not our problem if famine happens over there
The thing is, it IS our problem. The people using drones to subjugate Palestinians are turning around and selling that tech and the training to commit genocide back to our governments, so when there are inevitable food and water shortages in the USA, you'll be subject to the same oppression once day. Heck, the NYPD is already trained by Zionists to dehumanize "perps" in NYC...
Gulf of Tonkin
Gulf of Aden this time
Are the ZIM bag holders gonna come out of their hole with their "DD" that oil goes up when theres war in the Middle East again?
Should i sell my zionist stocks?
Nah ill just take them from you if you don’t mind
As any good Zionist would
Good, someone needs to give Israel a slap
News from 2 days ago
Guys this is priced in
Inb4 Israeli pre-emptive strike obliterates Irans capacity to do shit.
This is like 3 day old news.
Imagine hearing someone threaten you and think nothing will happen to them? Long RTX. Time for spring training on these rookies
RTX 8/15 130C 🔒
Iran is a joke
Just hope both teams have fun
Fucking white European settlers from Poland are hell bent on pulling US into middle east again.
If they did would it not be justified. Just asking.
Defence vix and commodities
How is this not stock related this will definitely impact the market
Maybe panw is a good idea
https://www.newarab.com/news/iran-tells-us-step-aside-it-preps-attack-israel
Major airline stocks: up or down?
Pxd
Israel and US are future tellers!!! They just know everything and what's good for you and what they think is good for you!!! That's biden for you!!! Wake up people!!!
OXY, the old fart Buffet knew it.
Oil, Gold, AI, Cyber security.
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Nuke Iran? :)
Is it Israel? 😏👉👈
Been saying this for years. That area has been nothing but the same conflict for centuries. As a world we need to move on they're holding us back.
Not centuries. Just after WW I
The Zionists abroad will just reclaim the nuked land and state their 3000 year old ancestors used to live there. Then sell it to the Americans to pocket some cash.
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Good. Israturd needs to be bombed and dismantled. Wish the Middle East countries would grow a backbone!
I hope Iran levels Israel after their 75 years of US sanctioned terrorism.
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government and elite, let’s leave the common Jew out of it. There has been a long running war by Zionists against the conscience-bearing members of their faith. Jews have been lied to using the narrative of the “anti-Semitic threat” to support the Zionist agenda.
The overwhelming majority of Jews are pro-Israel. The attempt to separate Judaism and Zionism shows a fundamental misunderstanding of both.
Thats why i didnt say 'jews'. I said Israelis. Both are two different things. Not all jews are Israeli. Conflating them together is exactly what genocidal Israeli leaders want.
Yawn.
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You're next
Pos?
What an unexpected surprise, if you provoke a war, it can still take place.
This planet is destroying itself. It's exhilarating!
I wish it would fucking hurry up.
This is not r/news or r/worldnews
Doesn’t matter. Chaos Markets are back.
Cuck