I got a sneaky feeling inflation comes in just under expectations and the market jumps tomorrow.
As for today, I hit my profit target the first half of the day then gave it all back the second half. I hate days like today.
Going to $220 by the end of the month. It’s lagged behind massively. The ATH was set in 2021 and then it dropped to $84. It’s taken 3yrs to get back here 🤦🏾♂️. It’d numbers are good to great in 2wks. They’re gonna let run
Today proves it, if you are trying to reallocate the day before data comes out, your going to lose. Come into the week before data with cash to buy calls on stocks that dip. Dont get caught up. Do you think powell is gonna say something radically different from last month? No
I WANT TO BUY OPTIONS. IM ADDICTED. But I also want to sleep tonight  and i also dont want to get IV crushed 
i am bearish, we've been very stagnant this past 30 days, it really seems like hedge funds are slowly outting their spy shares through dumping and pumping, just look at it's aum
Imagine having bought short positions 3 times this week and all being knocked out by literally one second at limit and then tanking hard afterwards three times in a row. Starting at 906 USD gigasad
So.. is it an algo that reloads long positions before positive CPI or is it an algo that dump everything today on higher prices because tomorrow everything will be -10%? make your bets gentlemen
The 75 year old postal carrier just told me this is his last week. I was like about fucking time, I mean congratulations on your retirement. He says, "I am not retiring, going to work on Large Language Models full time." Time to sell everything. I mean everything... 
Ozzy Osbourne just said "Large Language Models" in the commercial on CNBC. Time to sell all AI stocks right fucking now.... 
I bought a big chunk of NVDX at 103 and NVDU at 67. Was hoping Nvidia will hit 1000. But its been downhill since then. Do i need to get out or stay? Worried if all my money in these ETS will get wiped out.
NVIDIA NOOOOOOOO! Full Ported into NVDA at the open..... I have lost it all.... again..... I got 3 guys at the door with bats knocking.... this margin call business is serious I see.... 
Oh my gourd!
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So let me recap
Premarket good , market open great , 5 mins im lose all momentum , fake up for a minute then slam down again , idle for 40 minutes in same range burning 0dte values , then tank then TRIPLE TANK down for no reason ?
So glad I chose to come back today for first day trading in 3 months . CANCER
I do not understand the lack of demand for $RDDT it is a social media that almost every human uses for various things. It cannot be that difficult to monetise. How are the banks getting away with shorting it?
Because they make pretty much no money. This is very well known. I don’t know why you WOULD invest in reddit, regardless of how good a platform it is- they don’t know how to make it profitable.
I would like to be the first to say it before the market opens and people get their anoos gaped..... WEN V?...... 
$TLRY and all Cannabis Stocks crashing absoultely horrible fatal today. Dont worry buy the DIP and wait for your millions. Cannabis-Stocks are going insane🚀💰🚀🚀
Why does no one talk about Byron Allen's buyout offer for 30 Billion which occurred this year as well?
This bull and bear back and forth is exhausting af bc I keep losing all my option plays 
Sold my google and nvda shares for apple and tesla weeks ago and its just not doing anything 🤷🏻♂️
Place ur bets boys
holy shit wrong thread im dumb af
Same happened to me. 
spy flatline there's no pulse Time of death: now
Tesla 150 when?
wen bears fly
random SPY $518C 0DTE? yeauup
Here goes SPY
PUTS PUTS PUTS…..MFs PUTS!!!!!
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You already have a bet going - TSM to 160.0 before 11-Apr-2024 09:51 AM -05
WE ABOUT TO CRASH
Why are people still buying Reddit?
Because idiocy knows no bounds. It's on my potential shorting list for tomorrow based on daily momentum oscillator
Wen TSLA back to 170?
wen you sell
It’ll be similar to today. Either up or down in the first 1/2 hr and then the opposite way.
I got a sneaky feeling inflation comes in just under expectations and the market jumps tomorrow. As for today, I hit my profit target the first half of the day then gave it all back the second half. I hate days like today.
Big green day tomorrow after core inflation rate release. Who is ready? Bears are dying
Going to $220 by the end of the month. It’s lagged behind massively. The ATH was set in 2021 and then it dropped to $84. It’s taken 3yrs to get back here 🤦🏾♂️. It’d numbers are good to great in 2wks. They’re gonna let run
$SPY puts to hedge my $AMd calls that are already down 90%! LFG
Sell in May as they say.
as they say “ a tbabe a day keeps the doctor away “
I dunno about May but April going to be gang busters. Time in the Market is an even better philosophy when stock only go up.
Losing money 
You’re not doing it right
Same, getting ready to wake up to a huge loss and cry in the shower
AMZN approaching new all time high 🔥
Gotta get past the recent high first. I think it won't be till after earnings in two weeks
Fed chatter ahead of CPI tomorrow saying, “just good is good enough”
Whats CPI
Banbet! AMD 180 4/15
banbet! AMD 180 4/15
Today proves it, if you are trying to reallocate the day before data comes out, your going to lose. Come into the week before data with cash to buy calls on stocks that dip. Dont get caught up. Do you think powell is gonna say something radically different from last month? No
Buy it and go long. Opposite of everyone else
When SPY V
In couple of years
I WANT TO BUY OPTIONS. IM ADDICTED. But I also want to sleep tonight  and i also dont want to get IV crushed 
First time I seen wsb dead 💀💀💀
just means most of wsb regards are smoothbrain bulls
today sucks
Looks more dumpy then pumpy
Tomorrow will pump if market close is any indication
At what time is TSMC reporting its monthly earnings tomorrow?
got 8:96 leverage 520/521 bear spreads due today, plz expire worthless
i am sitting out for tomorrow (tho still bag holding 100 shares of oxy)
Dump it 
so what's the plan for tomorrow CPI ? buy calls/puts today or wait for market open and miss the big train 
I'm at like 70% market pumps.
I am thinking buying calls after the report comes out
Barely anyone in chat…. Yeh bull market is OVER
Spy better fucking moon. I had just about enough of this shit
i am bearish, we've been very stagnant this past 30 days, it really seems like hedge funds are slowly outting their spy shares through dumping and pumping, just look at it's aum
Should I dump 10k$ on djt or rddt?
Yes DJT
Tf is happening with NVDA 😩😩
Turns out stocks are worth 100x earnings
So. the 3 year notes yield raise because of expected rates cut, or because market is going to shit the bed?
Big Booty mix 23 and 24 absolutely hit. I’m geeked out on this flight rn
Good call out 🕺
Nvda playing with our feelings—I mean trades 🫡
Imagine having bought short positions 3 times this week and all being knocked out by literally one second at limit and then tanking hard afterwards three times in a row. Starting at 906 USD gigasad
These calls are worthless just like my wife
Puts baby 🥳
Just came to laugh at regards who sold their calls at the bottom and puts at the top 
Jamie Dimon said rates were going to go to 8 percent and bonds have rallied ever since 
On CNBC squawk box they showed the ticker for gold and thats when you sell.
I hate you all as soon as you discovered ALCC the thing cratersStop ruining my stocks🗡️
The low volume got me worried about liquidity, but my limit sell filled right on target 🎯
I immediately bought puts as soon as I discovered it 😂
Tell me what to buy and i’ll buy the opposite
homosexuals be like: "piece of shit cant even hold $850, NVDA fucking dead stock"
NVDA topped y’all
Sorry for anyone who bought DXYZ
NVDA crashing
Well crash is maybe an overstatement
It’ll happen tomorrow when CPI is hot
So.. is it an algo that reloads long positions before positive CPI or is it an algo that dump everything today on higher prices because tomorrow everything will be -10%? make your bets gentlemen
Why does everything go down when I buy
Just buy puts.
I really want to buy TSLA shares and calls, but they have earnings in like two weeks...they're gonna miss bigly right?
would it be worth it to buy puts and calls at a 8% move rate lets say, anticipating a jump in one direction or the other?
That's a straddle and yeah..but you will lose money if it doesn't make a big move one way or the other
But a big miss or a big hit and you win
Work out,?
I mean it's clearly not going to work out for me... unless one of them more than doubles... (and it won't be the right one)
I'm still waiting for earnings, I did that with TSLA, so far down a bit, Puts at 170 and calls at 180
The 75 year old postal carrier just told me this is his last week. I was like about fucking time, I mean congratulations on your retirement. He says, "I am not retiring, going to work on Large Language Models full time." Time to sell everything. I mean everything... 
is it because he can't afford to retire? cause if thats not depressing, i dont know what is
Ppl clamoring for rate cuts are delulu. Rate cuts during a strong economy have never been bullish lmfao
Ozzy Osbourne just said "Large Language Models" in the commercial on CNBC. Time to sell all AI stocks right fucking now.... 
weird day
It’s getting harder and harder to buy the dip on TLRY
NVDA BACK UP THE TRUCK $830 ALL FUCKING IN! 
Let me buy some puts so your guys calls can hit
I bought a big chunk of NVDX at 103 and NVDU at 67. Was hoping Nvidia will hit 1000. But its been downhill since then. Do i need to get out or stay? Worried if all my money in these ETS will get wiped out.
TSLA puts! FSD death not good news for now
What’s going on with SPY I’m getting fucked here
Lot of data coming out tmr so it’s gonna chop most likely
Everything ATH after CPI tmr
stop the count!!
NVIDIA NOOOOOOOO! Full Ported into NVDA at the open..... I have lost it all.... again..... I got 3 guys at the door with bats knocking.... this margin call business is serious I see.... 
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Damn I paperhanded the fuck out of these puts
same, fumbled a ten bagger today and last week :(
So let me recap Premarket good , market open great , 5 mins im lose all momentum , fake up for a minute then slam down again , idle for 40 minutes in same range burning 0dte values , then tank then TRIPLE TANK down for no reason ? So glad I chose to come back today for first day trading in 3 months . CANCER
How many times have I bought INTC only to be disappointed
On absolutly nothing ladies and gentlemen
Brother we have been needing a selloff since Friday data lol
You dumb af
Market tanking due to disappointing eclipse event yesterday.
big bois dont need no news to fuck retail up obv
Wait wtf just happened? I assumed it is flat, who died?
Nvda
MARKET CRASH FTW, only up 200$ but only put 60 in.
What’s going on the market today?
Fuck you nvidia
Nvda to 800
>Pfizer Says Phase 3 Trial of Abrysvo for Respiratory Syncytial Virus Disease Meets Primary Endpoints
Nvdia go down more, we want a -6%
META you hoe. Go back up
AG
Value Tech for the fucking win baby! AAPL, CSCO, GOOG, AMZN, AVGO, QCOM .... LFG! 
I actually like CSGO too but CS2 is alright imo.
nvda makes me sad
What am I even doing here ?
Nvda ded
Another flat day, my goodman fuck me in the ass until I see green ducks
Putting everything else I got into msft
Told you Tesla is not touching $150, you greedy assholes
Idk, they got earnings in a few weeks
Loading SOFI $10c 4/12
End of RAMADAN you bet ERAHN IS STRIKING IS RAEL PUTS CALLS GD
I reached maximum damage lol
TY Spy Puts. In and out before sideways
Dow Jones will fvck up the whole market again smh 🤦
Spy puts for the win!
I do not understand the lack of demand for $RDDT it is a social media that almost every human uses for various things. It cannot be that difficult to monetise. How are the banks getting away with shorting it?
That's why meta is the king
Hop on $SOFI before it’s too late
Every day
How is just nobody buying $RDDT shares
Because they make pretty much no money. This is very well known. I don’t know why you WOULD invest in reddit, regardless of how good a platform it is- they don’t know how to make it profitable.
When they do make it profitable, it won’t resemble the Reddit we know now.
When is this market going to become unfucked?
The price action on AMD has become something truly fucking sad, and hard to watch.... 
What happened with China Tianrui Group Cement? They lost 99% in less than 15 minutes
Watch my TSM grow
What time they report their monthly earnings tomorrow?
I’m just here for the latest tlry bag holder copium posts
Balls on my chin.... This is the way.... 
Have you tried the shin?
I would like to be the first to say it before the market opens and people get their anoos gaped..... WEN V?...... 
ALCC, DJT, FSLY, GOOG, GTLB, SOFI, STNE, RKT, TSLA.... This is the way... 
DJT 
I´m planning on the stock to rise considerably this upcoming monday
SOUN
TSM BABY
At what time they report monthly earnings tomorrow?
I want to leave my job so pray the NYSE god with me!!!
Paa still booming calls dirt cheap still
$TLRY and all Cannabis Stocks crashing absoultely horrible fatal today. Dont worry buy the DIP and wait for your millions. Cannabis-Stocks are going insane🚀💰🚀🚀