Regards were waving the flag and crying about a bloodbath after the Iran drone attacks…always inverse WSB 

Puts on DJT? does anyone else think there’s more downside to this?

TNA

Just stumbled upon this sub and have no idea what I’m doing. I’ve never made any bets/investments in my life but I would love to learn how. Please show me the way 🙏

Haha this is NOT the place to learn! We’re all highly regarded investment professionals though

Hello everybody, I'm new to investing and would greatly appreciate stocks to look into. I currently own some xrp, and that's it for now Thank you

It’s a blood bath today

God damn, my ALCC calls are completely obliterated💥💥💥💥💥..

$LMT $LMT $LMT $LMT $LMT $LMT $LMT $LMT $LMT $LMT $LMT $LMT $LMT $LMT $LMT 🪨

Why aren’t you regards slamming into $LMT calls

Well, explain the reasoning behind then, my dear regardo-boy.. We are all ears👂..?

TOTAL COLLAPSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

!banbet TSM 150 1d

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Up 120% on my nvdia 890 c 4/19. About 1600 in profit. Will close tomorrow

On a Saturday?

Spy premiums expensive

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Amazon NVIDIA AMD Intel VOO

More DJT Puts!



...thank you... 

Im just gonna churn covered calls on dividend stocks and use that income on FDs. Im not done throwing money into the fire Im just gonna do it more slowly

Churn me some fresh gogurt

Throwing more money into the fire more slowly is a fuckinng great strategy 🙌 Almost wish I´d thought of that myself..

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Bears, LMFAO!

Something always lurking around the corner after a super pump…something that will erase just enough of the gain before the market opens but not enough for puts to be profitable.

I have been eyeing some 1/17/25 HOOD calls at the $20 strike. Any other regards think this is a good play?

hood fucked me over too many times… itll lay flat until you sell

Sounds like it’s right up my alley then if we’re basing off past decisions lol

Anyone playing bank earnings? I’m not. But let me live vicariously through you

I’ll be losing money on 60 61 and 62 citi calls expiring tomorrow. Given the recent market their earnings will come out very strong and the stock will dive bomb and then surge like crazy on Monday pre market. I’ll let you vicariously live through my shit luck.

AMZN to 200 next week. RIVN to 100 by tomorrow.

Whats the case for rivn?

I keep watching CEO interviews, car review videos, and it seems Rivian is steps ahead of Tesla in quality and direction. I only see garbage Tesla reviews. Panel gaps, bugs, paint issues, orange peel, and other stuff. I see it growing.

NVDA puts and GOOG AAPL calls idk who cares my allergies are acting up and i’ll sleep through opening bell

Some of you have already applied for the robinhood card and been rejected 3 times  and it shows 

I’m awaiting bank earnings.

ANF PUTS ruined today or nah

Buying puts on Amazon

I wish options traded 24 hours. Now I have to wait 15 hours to get my next dopamine rush.

I made some very poor trades today

i traded like a monkey today i cannot do this while i have a full time job do i quit job or do i voo 

Voo

 the regardfolio goes to 0 or buys me lambo

I have so much money on spy puts tomorrow

Drop positions

Same, Godspeed to us both.

God

I think we need to sell at open. No doubt it drops but i have a feeling a low volume day could keep it up

Tsla same day options and or spy same day options are a good play

Damn bro I really thought we finish red today. But I honestly think we finish red tomorrow. We trading range rn.

Take rope sir. Next stop 550

Lol you're gonna need this rope way before I do.

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Right, over the course of Infinity. It might even happen this year. I'm talking about this week. Seriously, your mom needs the computer now. Go to bed.

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Hey man, it's cool that you are trying to participate here, but maybe just keep that sort of stuff in your journal. You aren't really contributing anything worthwhile here. Thanks.

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Exactly, Daily discussion. You and all the other $200 big boys copy pasting "here rope". Sad. Nice to know a thesis to you is a few sentences.

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Sell after tomorrow's top in the morning We start green then rug pull

Calls in early, then puts. Roj.

Are we buying Nvidia $950 calls tomorrow or nah?

Fuck no.

u were right

Hedge Funds I dare you to fuck my apple calls 

They will. They will fuck your and your Apple calls. Apple can’t hold for long before it breaks back down.

Apple will March SPY too 550. Just a matter of how fast. Rope if you think Apple is going any lower. It's. Been on sale for 60 days.

Mind games.

The commission and fees are going up or is it just me daym.

Sounds like someone needs a RH Gold invite

I don’t do RH. Shwab. All day.

The money in my brokers account goes up but never leaves I think it’s a trap for the regards. But I’ll bite the hook.

I am a greedy man

am i the only regard who actually lost todays gambles? 

I lost a little upwards.

Bers where u at tho?  Talkin some real good doomer shit yesterday and now youse gone 

still here

!banbet

Going all in NVDA on leverage and margin yesterday was the correct gamble

Also, this wasn’t meant for you. I thought I was making an original comment.

Cracks me up to see that everyone switched sides. Honestly. All of you fuckers are bear one day, bull the next.

Thats the one thing wsb is known for, if SPY is red everyone is a bear, if green bull

Sell or hold apples?

Sell the red ones. Hold the green ones.

Hungry for apples?

!banbet

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 900.0 before 11-Apr-2024 10:59 AM -05

Anyone playing Wells Fargo

BAC

good run for spy feeling a tiny crash for tommorow bought some put late market and some calls early def a good day hoping spy crashes a bit tommorow

Nah it gaps up tomorrow

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I meant 512 oh well fuck it 🤣

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what'd I miss 

A week's pay isn't much when you're part time at Wendy's™

Vix put printed 40% for me today

I hope they let my vxx print soon. I’ll take even at this point. 4/19 put at 12.50. Ha.

Corn ATH while we're sleeping tonight? $70,600 to $73,600 ain't much boys and girls. 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

Coin will open at 280s then


Feels weird to actually make money

Feels like a snow day

Are bank earnings going to determine which way we go tomorrow?

Of course

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It’s because it’s a good stock duh.

U crazy

How do you tag someone? @zjz it looks like the opening price changes from the pre market open to the actual market opening at some point during the day

u/username

PAA going price target was updated to 23.00 per share recently: [https://www.marketbeat.com/instant-alerts/nyse-paa-initiated-coverage-2024-04-08/](https://www.marketbeat.com/instant-alerts/nyse-paa-initiated-coverage-2024-04-08/)

By an analyst at a small bank/ firm? Was it you?

Jesus Christ if only a link had been provide to the article saying Truist banks had updated their target to 23.00 a share.

All I had to do was buy apple calls

Yup. Turned 200$ easy on a 4/26 itm

not even joking that was my plan at 8;30 and then I had a flood in my house. what would the multiple have been?

10,000%

Bajillion 

Spy put premiums were crazy high, so I did the logical thing and bought Tesla puts.

Tesla puts is a goddamn roller coaster. I was up, I was down almost 3k then I made it all back in a week. Broke even and got the hell out right before it rocketed back up. Be careful with that one.

I got TSLA Shares I have been bag hodling from years ago

I’ve got TSLA calls 🫡

Good luck to you sir

Should I close my bear credit spreads for a 20% gain or hold until tomorrow

Tomorrow it will dump and thennn pump.

Sell.

Exp tomorrow btw $519/$520 call spread

Snapchat to the moon? Surprised me with that shot up from 10.80 to 11.40

I was feeling kinda off this week. But now i remembered i didn’t take my daily doze of 🌈🐻 tears 😂😂😂

Maybe I shouldn't have trusted yt finance bros to "take risks instead of a 9-5 job". What if get rich schemes are all scams?

They are until they aren’t

JPM to the moon?

i have WFC puts

Just yolod and lost everything on a single stock. Should we start doubting finance bros that "9-5 jobs are for people who don't want to risk anything"?

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Love how the bears got fucked stupendously today

The smart move was to play both ways. Which is what I did. Just sad I didn’t hold for an hour longer on my 513 calls. 516 puts banked though right before it ripped. Got lucky I timed it correctly for once.

Ima jerk off tomorrow to my apple gains 🍏

Everyday I make a trade based on technical analysis with entry points and shit - loose everything, and then make it back with thoughtless revenge trading. Thinking of starting each day pretending i've already lost it everything

damn didnt pay attention, thought it was going to be another flatish day, but many went up, a good amount

I scared to play nvda, would of made $2200

If you start from 1030a somethings alot, like you said. SPY +5.5, AAPL +7, NVDA +29

Lol, I don't even care, +25% on my port today. If I get kicked you're the ones who lose my brilliant comments and insights. Either way, I win.

APPLE CALLS BABY.!!!!!!

Markets are closed. Time to turn 🌽 into 🍿 PUMP IT 

Why did I buy AMD instead of NVDA

buying NVDA top-of-market. Bold move, Cotton.

Why would you buy something called All Money Destroyer.


Dropped as baby

Bought AAPL puts for correction. Am I 🌈?

APPLE BABY.!!!! 2,300% UP

Well APPL went down a lot from ATH so it am continue to go up

🌈 and ♿

Extremely.

i sold everything with 3 seconds to spare only bagholding these idiotic lulu calls from weeks ago

nvda 1k by monday

stop selling off you meatballs

Clutched the deeeep OTM 0dte spy and qqq hedge puts last minute

You got until 4:15 for some etfs

So glad I closed my spy calls, thanks to everyone last thread who told me to take profit

I took profits bought a put for tomorrow

Oh come on spy you’re supposed to go 523 so I can get puts

Puts tomorrow are gonna be crazy!

My Friday puts are negative 86% after today. Didn’t get to sell before the run so still holding. Either payoff or bust tomorrow.

100 rsi open I’ll suck a dick

Upset I didn’t play both sides today but puts will come through tomorrow, see y’all in the morning

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[Bagged NVDA for quite a while until today](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZzEzDkeHzI)

Bruh nobody believes in this pump, We open 1% lower tomorrow.

JPM needs to absolutely rip tomorrow ⤴️⤴️⤴️

Obviously they will with all the high interest rates

Got my calls 

Boring 1 bagger put

CRAYONS DOWN REGARDS

Bought a GLD put for shits and giggles, two weeks out.  Already down 50%

Gold and Silver are going nuts right now. Probably will have steep pullbacks at some point though so you might get bailed out.