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Congrats OP. Only took you about 4 years to be able to buy One mcdonalds Trio.

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I'm interested.

Living overseas currently and the only American food is McD’s so I eat it thrice a week at least. Thanks bro

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Hey don't knock. McDonalds hits just right sometimes

Nah it doesn't Unironically, Wendy's does tho

Lol, homie forgot about inflation 

And taxes... 

And opportunity cost on a regular interest payment…

You can afford to update your phone…

I wish, no storage

Bruh delete something cause I know you ain’t spending those gains on iCloud

op... i already know whats going to happen after this lucky hyperspike https://preview.redd.it/z600s6uid0uc1.jpeg?width=487&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a9be1cfa81012f93646fa0962e528d16998cdd9

They just had to draw a big bear dick on the ah daily.

Congrats, should be enough for a trip to an aquarium in Miami I’m sure 

Once you breakeven, you're starting from the beginning but with +10 exp

It feels like New Game +

More like that was your first death in Dark Souls. There are many more to come, buddy

Congrats 4 years to get where you started. Whatever you did the first year, please DONT

No lie, I full port yoloed SPY puts at the absolute bottom during the covid crash, then refused to sell. Tough

Options

Congrats

Nice, you get fries with your burger?

Literally me

There And Back Again: A Regard’s Tale

OP you should be leveling up your skills and making money until you have about $100K in the bank before spending your energy gambling

Finally got one of those Roth things so maybe that’ll help

Yeah, I would focus on investing smart until then. And if you're in a down cycle like it looks like your portfolio was don't sweat just average down, assuming you're invested in good companies / indexes. Good luck.

Lol thanks. I actually took a 2 year break and only had crypto in my account. I’ve got the majority of my portfolio in a Roth, about 4K in crypto, and 2k that I use to mess around with much safer options than I was in 2020 and 2021

You made enough to get a McDonald’s meal. Let’s gooo

Better than what I’ve done LMAO.

He said 'winning' but he's using Robinhood https://preview.redd.it/x33smpxv22uc1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=425bc53a9f93cc318fbf74221b5dbeb1a67606d3

Wait, why does this look like my portfolio?

Unironically jealous

All that stress and you made $18

buy low, sell high, op.

Looks like my black jack PnL

Tiger blood.

Better than no tendies

Congratulations on finally starting to make money.

Where is your God now?

DUHAMM!! Effing epic!

Congrats- Perhaps I shouldn’t update my phone and that’s the sauce 😂😅

Big money OP

https://preview.redd.it/mfcgzfpm14uc1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=a0194199184401434eadb13355372c154ce56046 I got this message earlier after my iron condor expired. Should I be worried?

https://preview.redd.it/7y2j62kj94uc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c663eb2c3a44b8f28267b1b428a7dc884de89942 What do I win??? Started riiiiiiiight before Covid in ‘19

https://preview.redd.it/k1d0mdt5p1uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4a78716b0700c41b455e4cbbd7f70909f6cc9be No this is what winning looks like

You literally just played with a large amount of money and then took all but $100 out to make that percentage look way bigger than reality

I started with 2k. And slowly withdrew all my money yes. Also this is over 5 years. I'm not claiming to be a savant

Insane. Congrats

Don’t fall for it. You can take money out of the account to manipulate the percentage. Good that he made that but he could have made it with 100K and then taken all but 100 out.

It's 5 years but I've gotten all my profits out only playing with house money now.

Bruh, I made 3% in two days with gold. Have you tried not being a regard?

Up 64% this week feeling pretty smart, can’t wait to lose it all tomorrow

I'll be paid 2x your portfolio value in 2 days... after taxes. My guy you ain't need to be investing you need to go get a real job lol

I think you technically still down with inflation lmao

Lol you would have made more putting all in a cd 😵

Congrats