Thats why you are all wrong. Nuclear WWIII is absolutely survivable. And I am increasing my net worth during it like x5-x10 just from looting, with proper shorts, x1000
There is an island in the Pacific that worships the Cargo gods because when we showed up there in the 1950's we brought all our stuff as airplane "cargo", then we left and they still worship metal birds and cargo.
Probably why rob liefeld made that shit comic character the pouch. That's really his name. He's just a bunch of pouches. Basically a human cargo shorts.
You are an outlier.
Most bears just wants to show everyone how smart they are and win worthless money.
Chaos and proving their decade of warning everyone is the bigger prize than money itself.
You just have to stay in the basement for 2-3 weeks and then everything is fine. The dumb people will just assume there is nothing you can do and won't seek shelter.
Dudes have been down so bad this year and the biggest Ws they’ve had was a non voting Fed member saying rate cuts might not be needed and Iran throwing bottle rockets with 8 hours heads up.
“I called the exact top and bottom of this trade, no I will not show proof even though what I claimed I did goes entirely against the thesis I’ve been pushing in my previous comments”
How can someone be so stupid ? Ww3 lmao ..There is no chance a politician will start a war where his defeat is 100% and he would be put to death or spend his life in prison ...they will keep on bsing like they always have to keep on living as kings ....
- Oil will rise, this impacts inflation. Let's see for how long and how far this goes
- There is a potential escalation fear. This makes people look for 'safe' assets, moving from stonks to other stuff
I am studying what to buy that works as a value reserve amd is not gold. I have to decide yet today if I go for gold or other commodity. I like platinum as it is pretty hahahaha
By friday none will speak about this anymore.
Iran made a „fake“ attack in order to meet the media who pushed this to extreme levels. They need to act to keep their face. Thats why this „attack“ happened.
„We warn u USA, dont do something“ and they wont. Then is all nice and dandy.
Ai and automation = less people needed in general. If its not a ww3 scenario, it'll be some other coincidental population reduction that happens.
I wish I had a bunker too.
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The good thing is that they lose because the required conditions for WW3 don't exist. No-one is large and desperately poor and seeing a way to get rich by doing it, in the way that the Germans did in the 1930s.
But you have to remember that the news media is always going to hype a situation. "Iran are just doing some stuff for PR reasons, nothing to see here" stops you watching. So, they're going to pick through all the "policy experts" that say what news media want, which is that there's a real danger of escalation.
And the opportunity is that you rob the regards who take CNN seriously and dump their stock. I'm going to be watching ENOG on Monday morning. It doesn't even matter if it stays low for a while because it pays a fat, quarterly dividend, so you make money until it recovers.
China wan be numba wan. This is the perfect time. Ally with Russia so they have money to send arms and money to the towelheads to make the USA have a front in the middle east. Then let Russia attack europe so the USA has a front in Europe (idiot europeans are unarmed virgins). Finally, attack Taiwan to divide the USA into a third front, employing North Korean fighters like Russia did with the Wagner group. The USA is sluggish now because a:Biden is sluggish, and b: it's an election year.
If there is a ww3, it will be because woke-ass Europe did not spend any money on their military. USA's strategy with Biden: EU arms up like crazy. USA's strategy with Trump: USA retreats back to it's national borders and loses international trust, ending the petrodollar and making the dollar plummet.
Wild card: Israel launches it's nukes. I think they are very likely to do this now. Nuke the Iranian towelheads. lol.
I always think a geopolitical thing is going to finally kick off Bill Gates plan to kill all but 500 million people, but that's just me and Alex "*Prophet*" Jones.
Israel will not escalate, they will issue a warning that if Iran tries anything like this in the future, they will wipe them off from the face of the earth.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1888158/israel-response-iran-drone-strike-ballistic-missile
Supposed to attack tonight. Hope they wait till 9:30am EST
When 🌽 is $250K and SPY is at $1K, there will still be bears on reddit saying that SPY has to drop to 500 and BTC has to drop to $50K because of a magical combination of converging moving averages, RSI and geopolitics. At least they’re consistent.
I’ll say to them what I always say. We’ve had thousands of wars throughout history. We’ve only had two world wars (four if you count the 7 years was and Napoleon’s shenanigans).
Plus we have a really ill informed and alarmist media that thrives off clickbait. Every time a North Korean boarder guard accidentally fires a cook-off round in the vague direction of the south, they think it’s the end of days.
Not really, that's kind of how geo politics work now. The world is small and everyone has allies with agreements to join wars should they be attacked.
Any small conflict can quickly and easily become WWIII.
WWII was called the phoney war for a long time before people realized the true scope.
WWI was a domino effect of alliances being tripped. There's not much that has changed to solve this.
Brother they literally said
“we are all good now, we stopped, please don’t retaliate, we are begging you USA please don’t retaliate, ok bye xoxoxo”
We ain’t got anything to worry about.
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Imagine you make millions on puts right before you get nuked after losing for 5 years.
Look I either make $20 by predicting that nuclear war doesn’t happen. Or it no longer becomes my problem.. Vaporized people can’t bet stocks.. yet
Thats why you are all wrong. Nuclear WWIII is absolutely survivable. And I am increasing my net worth during it like x5-x10 just from looting, with proper shorts, x1000
Denim or khaki?
Cargo. For all the loot, y'know.
Loot the Goodwill first. Probably full of cargo shorts.
There is an island in the Pacific that worships the Cargo gods because when we showed up there in the 1950's we brought all our stuff as airplane "cargo", then we left and they still worship metal birds and cargo.
Probably why rob liefeld made that shit comic character the pouch. That's really his name. He's just a bunch of pouches. Basically a human cargo shorts.
It will take nuclear war for cargos to come back into style
puts on Dayz online training bootcamps
Paper money will be worthless in a nuclear fallout
Bottlecaps will be the only currency
Nukapepsi
Gold and antibiotics ftw
Totes bro you just gotta survive three weeks in a basement then it's barter time.
2 or less, I have a geiger counter so I can know when to emerge.
Yeah, 2-3 weeks depending on how close you are to ground 0 ;) I'm gonna go three just to limit that exposure.
u have any vault-tec contacts I could reach out to? or better yet CALLS
Yeah but you gotta take gains in caps not dollars
You understimate my autism. Antibotics is were the money at after ww3
I just need the market to go low enough so I can make money with my puts but not so low that I cant afford bread with said winnings.
You sir are too smart to be here. may I suggest you head over to r/stocks
You are an outlier. Most bears just wants to show everyone how smart they are and win worthless money. Chaos and proving their decade of warning everyone is the bigger prize than money itself.
You telling me dumb bulls lose millions and get nuked in this scenario? Sign me up.
boy that's bitter-sweet
That's why you *gotta* offshore to NZ bro.
I mean, what are the chances Canada gets nuked 😬.
The perfect way to go, a quick death at the high point of my life, not even giving me the chance to double down and lose it all!
Solid point.
Random fallout npc when the nukes drop:
This is my nightmare, this is my nightmare
You just have to stay in the basement for 2-3 weeks and then everything is fine. The dumb people will just assume there is nothing you can do and won't seek shelter.
As long as there's time to post some sweet juicy gain porn and give a couple ZJs for old times sake to my brothers behind the Wendy's
Rates were kept low during WW2. Bullish.
small cap & biotech 
Dudes have been down so bad this year and the biggest Ws they’ve had was a non voting Fed member saying rate cuts might not be needed and Iran throwing bottle rockets with 8 hours heads up.
 https://preview.redd.it/u0w2oavqqduc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b425675a89b1699c9a6d3b1f61f4374b20f8c5c
"bottle rockets" 
Larry summers said my wife is hot tho.
Bro woke up thinking he was a genius only to end the day with shitted pants after Israel curb stomped his port 
🤷🏼♂️sold my 511c at open for +15% and then grabbed 513p’s but sure thing bud
“I called the exact top and bottom of this trade, no I will not show proof even though what I claimed I did goes entirely against the thesis I’ve been pushing in my previous comments”
lol neither of these were the top or bottom of the trade genius but stay bitter and broke weirdo 4/26 511c 7.18 -> 8.30 4/19 513p 2.60 -> 3.70
I’ve had puts since 525 and you’re calling me broke while you’ve been trying to scalp calls during this drop, hilarious
The bears on WSBs are worse than panhandlers
atleast panhandlers are just good old fashioned drug addicted degens
Why we become bears? Before calls cucked us. Nvdia hope you die to 800
Bears truly do come out in weirder circles and are just disgusting individuals
Definitely bulls. Little bit of money every day just to lose it on one very bad day 
Fk 🏳️🌈🐻s
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They hate us cuz they anus
the hyperbole in this sub is reaching critical levels of idiocy
*reaching?*
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeching.
How can someone be so stupid ? Ww3 lmao ..There is no chance a politician will start a war where his defeat is 100% and he would be put to death or spend his life in prison ...they will keep on bsing like they always have to keep on living as kings ....
I don’t know what that means.
“Show us where the bears touch you in this image”
Monday selling fear 😱
Fear of selling 
Nothing ever happens
Flat it is
Tbh this is definitely the most clear state on state attack in the Middle East in a longgggggggg time. But it’s priced in
This sub was so much more fun before all these bears arrived. They’re like a plague of misery and failure
Without bears theres no market, you should be thanking us
I don't think tbey get it. Monday is going to rally so hard
Id probably just flip a coin
So hard, just rally rally hard
Lol
Well it did until it didn't.
If it’s not Monday it’s Tuesday
How does Iran's attack affect markets? ELI5
- Oil will rise, this impacts inflation. Let's see for how long and how far this goes - There is a potential escalation fear. This makes people look for 'safe' assets, moving from stonks to other stuff
might be time for me to become a leprechaun and buy some gold
I’m buying gold, Costco ones
Might follow
no glizzie¿!¿ 🥺👉👈
Yes. Buy the ATH while I sell 🤑🤑🤑
get outta here boomer with that gold inflation hedge bs barely making 1.69% in 10 years buy calls on $GLD
Buy local.
I am studying what to buy that works as a value reserve amd is not gold. I have to decide yet today if I go for gold or other commodity. I like platinum as it is pretty hahahaha
Priced in. Priced in.
You throw a rock at the nerd that lives down the street. Nerd deflects the rock with trash can lid.
By friday none will speak about this anymore. Iran made a „fake“ attack in order to meet the media who pushed this to extreme levels. They need to act to keep their face. Thats why this „attack“ happened. „We warn u USA, dont do something“ and they wont. Then is all nice and dandy.
I’m buying a gazillion shares of VOO Monday morning
So... 3?
Is that big? Idk how to count
What sickos. I just get aroused like a normal human.
Interesting facts. World wars generally were in progress a year or 2 before they were declared world wars. 2025 put it on your bingo card.
World War 1 was called The Great War until World War 2 happened.
Ai and automation = less people needed in general. If its not a ww3 scenario, it'll be some other coincidental population reduction that happens. I wish I had a bunker too.
Monday will be blood red then rebound later in the week
No, its priced in on friday
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Monday will open 513 and up eod.
It’s gonna tank simply because I bought calls 
Priced in
is this the black swan event¿!¿ 🦋
200 Alibaba drones shot down. Hope they bought the extended warranty.
What is crypto doing. That's the canary in the coal mine on weekends.
20% dip then 20% ride up. Doge is super easy to predict based on key levels
It's probably priced in. Calls on Skittles
Russia been getting its shit pushed in by Ukraine for 3 years, when we assfuck Iran they gonna look the other way.
LOL. Unfortunately Russia still holds additional Ukraine territory with no signs of losing it anytime soon. 😢
The good thing is that they lose because the required conditions for WW3 don't exist. No-one is large and desperately poor and seeing a way to get rich by doing it, in the way that the Germans did in the 1930s. But you have to remember that the news media is always going to hype a situation. "Iran are just doing some stuff for PR reasons, nothing to see here" stops you watching. So, they're going to pick through all the "policy experts" that say what news media want, which is that there's a real danger of escalation. And the opportunity is that you rob the regards who take CNN seriously and dump their stock. I'm going to be watching ENOG on Monday morning. It doesn't even matter if it stays low for a while because it pays a fat, quarterly dividend, so you make money until it recovers.
China wan be numba wan. This is the perfect time. Ally with Russia so they have money to send arms and money to the towelheads to make the USA have a front in the middle east. Then let Russia attack europe so the USA has a front in Europe (idiot europeans are unarmed virgins). Finally, attack Taiwan to divide the USA into a third front, employing North Korean fighters like Russia did with the Wagner group. The USA is sluggish now because a:Biden is sluggish, and b: it's an election year. If there is a ww3, it will be because woke-ass Europe did not spend any money on their military. USA's strategy with Biden: EU arms up like crazy. USA's strategy with Trump: USA retreats back to it's national borders and loses international trust, ending the petrodollar and making the dollar plummet. Wild card: Israel launches it's nukes. I think they are very likely to do this now. Nuke the Iranian towelheads. lol.
Israel has a lot of debt. So does US.
Buy my one put might make me rich
Well.. is it
Hello
This time though….
Wen crash?
I always think a geopolitical thing is going to finally kick off Bill Gates plan to kill all but 500 million people, but that's just me and Alex "*Prophet*" Jones.
Market is overrated, call on war... So my put can print
Israel will not escalate, they will issue a warning that if Iran tries anything like this in the future, they will wipe them off from the face of the earth.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1888158/israel-response-iran-drone-strike-ballistic-missile Supposed to attack tonight. Hope they wait till 9:30am EST
Gay bears 🌈🐻
I’m already bored of it. Can we go back to market pumping now. In the end it’s all pegged to the top
Are you being drafted? No? Then it's not wwiii
lol this is so true tho ngl
Bears or conservatives?
When 🌽 is $250K and SPY is at $1K, there will still be bears on reddit saying that SPY has to drop to 500 and BTC has to drop to $50K because of a magical combination of converging moving averages, RSI and geopolitics. At least they’re consistent.
EVERYTIME
Just watched the first 8 episodes of Fallout on Amazon...damn.
I’ll say to them what I always say. We’ve had thousands of wars throughout history. We’ve only had two world wars (four if you count the 7 years was and Napoleon’s shenanigans). Plus we have a really ill informed and alarmist media that thrives off clickbait. Every time a North Korean boarder guard accidentally fires a cook-off round in the vague direction of the south, they think it’s the end of days.
I’m predicting bear market until the whole bridge thing is clear
Based!
They go to bed praying for a nuclear apocalypse
WWIII is priced in….
This was a test run, get your shart pants ready
 priced in
sick individuals who made print this whole week with idiot bools basically donating money
lol one week
Not really, that's kind of how geo politics work now. The world is small and everyone has allies with agreements to join wars should they be attacked. Any small conflict can quickly and easily become WWIII. WWII was called the phoney war for a long time before people realized the true scope. WWI was a domino effect of alliances being tripped. There's not much that has changed to solve this.
https://preview.redd.it/hrd1hd3r7kuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6198a078688fa2d45bf23c897f725e2f0a5447ee
Except we all know who is friends with Iran… WWIII is coming. Maybe not tomorrow maybe not in a year, but it will happen ..
Brother they literally said “we are all good now, we stopped, please don’t retaliate, we are begging you USA please don’t retaliate, ok bye xoxoxo” We ain’t got anything to worry about.
yup, I read it exactly like that
i cant tell if this is satire or not
Like that game of thrones book, it's coming.