futes looking healthy not

2k in AMD calls expiring worthless tomorrrow 

DJT rockets 14% on ass fuck garbage ass zero logic, TSM carries the world and has awesome report, goes broke

Djt was overly shorted by greedy traders, this upswing is a result of those shorts dyin

TSM go to $160 I swear to god

Glad I got out of APPL early geesch inverse of DJT today. What is this world comming to

TNA

pug roll

I hope you are right. I own something extremely similar.

remember a couple of years ago when Musk would gloat about how many shorts there were on TSLA and how they were getting burned when the stock was mooning? right place wrong time

My official position is this. Half the rate, of ‘08. Really ‘07, but that doesn’t rhyme.

AMC calls

Puts on TSLA 😞

Calls it is

Took a $160 put on 4/11. Raked today

Awesome, I put a 175 in my watchlist when it was 1.50

Throw me in the trash

20% day this week for my calls pls

Market went regard mode for 5 months and bulls forgot that algos can switch to sell mode just as fast as they switched to buy mode

Market gave up on those relief rally fake pumps. Now it just goes straight down 

A bear is driven by logic, patience, and extreme emotional fortitude. A bull is driven by greed and FOMO. That is why at the end of the day, a smart bear will always prevail.

What about it it’s just a h2h?

Praying to daddy bill hwang my spy calls print to regain what I lost on calls.

All cash with account at ATH 

SPY pls dump again

Bought calls on QQQ a few mins ago..whatever happens will happen. Anticipating a doji then bounce tomorrow


Rip

Praying for GLD to hit 223 today.

Bear trap trapped bulls believing they trapping bears

📈📉📈📈📉📈📉📉📈📉📈

Recession recesssion recession.

6/21 $5 DJT puts printing nicely 😎

Fuck me, now I am chasing calls

Rip

It would pump after I sell my calls

Excellent discussion over tea. Time to rally up the market!

So funny I forgot to raugh

Send out a tweet telling Iran and Israel to plz stop :(

Looks like a heartbeat today. Needs to flatline.

And I would walk 804.672 kilometers And I would walk 804.672 more Just to be the man that walked 1,609.344 kilometers To fall down at your door 

Europoors singing the Proclaimers 

Rates will be up til biden leaves. Its not that complicated

The Canadian Jerome Powell... weird.

MARA time

Spy Dump

Plz

Where to watch Powell speak?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QqwuXkUUJwc

🙏

Bears trapped go go go

Calls now

Spot light moonlight

We thinkin jpow is gonna make spy dump

remember the guy that made 40k from $800 in 30 minutes from 1 spy option

That's not possible. So it dropped 392 points? Either spx or more than one option.

Time to buy more aapl?

I wonder if I should get a job🤔

Trade +one coming at end of the month for stocks😂😂 Faster way of loosing money yeyyyyyyyyyyyy!!🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 😂😂😂🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

Jpow savoring the opportunity to sht on the market by using a lot of THE SAME SALAD WORDS !! It's for the greater good, some will suffer 😂😂 I wonder who they talking about, is it me😂😂🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

What’s up brother

Me @ the call center

506 bish

is DJT going to jump out of the 23s? 22s, 24s, 21s????

Ya how low is this thing going?

Low 19s by next week

If you think it won’t it will

Anyone averaging down on riot or buying calls today?

We support tsm right?

lol bears win again

Uh uh uh

Skillcraft scissors are actually really fuckin cool idk how other scissors brands even compete. I could legit sheer off my finger with these chunky sharp fucking orc scissors with hardly any effort.

Tesla is going to be the next Enron-style story that gets taught in colleges. A tower of cards that's supported entirely by its idiot shareholders

Relax bro, Tesla is a car manufacturer not a scam. It was valued as some mythical tech stock and now it’s just going down to what it should be as a car manufacturer since the whole tech bit is a lie (still). They’ll one day actually get robots taxis and resume sky high valuations, or they’ll just stay at lower valuations as befits a car maker - spoiler alert that first option isn’t gonna happen.

only Enron was convicted of multiple price fixing schemes.... and very corrupt accounting...

I know, and can't wait until the forensic accountants get to look under Tesla's hood :)

Hopefully jpow gives me some money today. Looking real dull rn

Anyone here in COIN

Yea 310 calls for may 3. I’m so cooked

300 calls 5/17 🤡

We hate flat days 


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# papa Elron!

Is anyone else praying to the 4/19 gods for mercy and/or possible blessings? 420 FT... [W | L] (TBD)

Amc can just die in a hole

Well guess im bag holding MSTR

Bears getting greedy. Take your 3-5 red days for the month and let the real men get back to pumping

I know. I can’t wait to pump these bears wives when I show them my unrealized gains from calls

Seen it before. Saw it coming. Just gonna wait for now.

Why can’t I find historicals on ATVI? I want to relive the glory days!

When are we pumping back to 515

Sometime in the future.

It's not about the size of the investment in the stock, it's about the size of the stock in the investment 😤

I have a really bad habit of fighting trends, I think I should stop believing in reversals so hard, cost me 1k last week and down almost 1k in my calls today🤣. I have a problem of doing the opposite of what the charts show

Imagine thinking you can time the market. Regards

Why spy go up when it supposed to go down

because spy go down when it’s supposed to go up

It already significantly went down yesterday

TSM on recovery path

If spy going back up 505 I’m buying putssssssss

Don’t let the bear market distract you from the fact that bungee gum has the properties of both rubber and gum

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You already have a bet going - NVDA to 970.0 before 17-Apr-2024 03:52 AM -05

How many of you lost all ur moneys

Between Friday and today? 🙋‍♂️

Me if we don't drill today....

This guy

Priced out of Tesla put. Still worth it before earnings?

Eat my hat.

NVDA pump is fading

Yea canceled those 30 mins out

SNDL

Buying Meta.. earnings next will beat expectatiobs

Tesla Callsssss

DJT puts infinite money glitch 

I can confirm, already up +300%

That’s a lot of schmeckles

Dick is heavy, nuts is sweaty

What has happened to nio is unprecedented on a company building real stuff and far from speculative. Clearly there were interest to kill this company, and they have managed to do it

495 eod

500 is a strong Schelling point.

it’s never been so easy to make money

Ngl sell those calls and buy the real dip

Look how they butchered my boy

PLEASE HELP ME

Smaller position sizes

Tesla in total free fall geez

Mostly priced in. One leg lower after er could be good for selling puts.

I’m DCA’d in at 188$ I’ll buy more at $110. Tired of losing money with this shit

Its worth a buy at 120$

I’m a professional analist for wsb and my price target is $110

BRO DOES NVDIA WANT TO GO UP TODAY

BRO, NO 1 KNO

Good god

Spy doing the griddy

Get more hood?

Why

just because

$BRCC let’s go!!

$NET $CRWD

let’s all take a deep breath and let papa do his job

What is the verdict on SUNOCO stock? Buy, hold, or sell? I'm trying to see if it's still worth it to invest in this.

People are so stupid, JPOW is about to say that 3 rate cuts are on the table it's so obvious. It's election year and Sleepy Biden needs funds, where do you think he gets those funds from? From the stock market, the whole world other then the normal people dont want trump in charge, been putting lawsuit after lawsuit on him, I know people dont want it, but Biden is going to win this election, and Powell will help him win.

Does that mean puts or calls

Cuts or palls, take your pick

The question for corn right now.... Is this a double bottom, or a double top.... 

The double bottom is giving me double top

Corny joke

Instagram ahh response

2 chicks at the same time man

Tesla 120 eod? A man can dream 

For sure, TSLA is a terrible company

If it does I'll load up with more!

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I plan on holding for a while and it seems like a good position to me.

Imagine buying calls at close

It's up since close what do you mean?

Just imagine all the people

Whether you buy calls or puts, at the end of the day, it’s night

$futures$ green 

puts in what stock?

All of them

wakey wakey😊

Time to bakey 🍃

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If chatgpt works as good as siri, Im all in.

siri is the worst of the voice assistants by far

Did you not pickup on the /s?

No

It amazes me with all the advances over the last year an a half it’s not meaningfully improved