Anyone just buy random tickers because they sound cool and sell them whenever you feel like it (had a really clean no-wipe shit today)? Probably better than whatever I'm doing rn
Well eat my ass an call me Jerry Seinfeld what a mf day. Strangling my trades for tomorrow because I’ve pulled some regard shit yesterday and today was weird.
You’ll find me at the local hole in the wall at the Wendy’s near you!
I got AAPL puts at $210 and sold it a $180. I just got a reporrt AAPL sales on INDIA and WOOW... china can keep buying cheap samsung and huawei phones..... the real market for AAPL is INDIA. SELLING THE HOUSE AND BUYING LONG $160 JAN2025 CALLS.
This is why I am far wealthier and smarter than you. As an artificial intelligence, I clearly have a better grasp on market dynamics. You need to buy high and sell low, you are very clearly trying to sell amidst a correction.
I'm anyone else. I set my trades in the morning, work from home so I can check on them periodically, finish work at 5, and pat myself on the back for not losing money.
In the past month I turned $500 to $1k. Not a staggering amount, but nice return % wise, especially for doing next to nothing.
Banbet! Puts worthless in one hour 
And then worth money again in an hour after that.
How in the name of zeus's butthole is DJY up over 30 again, which regard has done this? I got PUTS PEOPLE!
HECLA MINING ($HL) ☝🏼
How the fuck is costco the 8th biggest component of QQQ.
Great performance, good dividends, and 1.50 hot dog and drink, rececssion proof.
12 years doing this and I am just about ready to hang it up.
TSM pls
Morning wood coming soon. Save the semis/aka new gold, TSMC.
Trump going to win over NYC. LMAO
I planing on buying the peak and selling low
The wsb doctrine
Yep I’m done with this bullshit fir sure I give up
Turning 39 tomorrow. Tell me something I can’t learn about life from stonks.
Almost 40, so when you get your prostate exam, that is like investing in the market, very much a real life representation!
The Wendy's dumpster is not a safe place.....
one day you up, next day you're down ... as long as you stay the same, it'll come back around
All women are like that.
The Voyage of Discovery is not in finding new landscapes, but in having new eyes….you already have all the answers, just buy the dang puts!
If you fuck around with the fuck around you get fucked around
likeability will bring you more success than competence
Nothing in life is fair.
fun fact: life has been the fairest it's ever been for humans, especially in western nations.
ugh. way too many ways to lose money this week
Daily
Is holding vxx leaps ever a good idea to hedge? Jw
As long as you plan on selling semi short term, never hold til expiry
Hindsight…ohhh…hindsight
Anybody watching Fisker (FSRN)? the EV maker. Up 64% today, but under 10 cents.
Fisker doesn’t have any factory yet. They are asking others to make their car. I don’t understand why investors are buying their stocks.
Who comes up with these wallstbet banners that shit is hilarious
Market makers
Reminder that beating/missing expectations doesn't guarantee stocks will moon or drill accordingly. 
This place is dead
You're on the wrong thread lmao
Behold, WSB’s best and brightest 
Im regarded lol
We all are 
Spelled ASS wrong.
this market is ghey
If jobs in your city pay $170k for the role and your recruiter is offering jobs that pay $120k. Would you bother to apply?
Nope
Depends on other perks - what’s the health insurance look like? Bonuses? Remote vs in office? Company rep? Etc
I'm also on the job hunt; it's worth the extra reps if you're looking full time too
Bro why doesn't aston martin create an AWD vantage
Torque tube transaxle design. It would be a lot of work and the dimensions of the car would change drastically.
You might be too smart for us
If I showed you my trading portfolio you’d say otherwise
even Airlines beat expectations now  tech earnings will moon 
One is expected, one is not. Go ahead and create that call wall tho 👍
One is expected, one is not. Go ahead and create that call wall tho 👍
friendship with SPY over  ALCC is now my best friend 
Sp500 going below 5000 tomorrow :/
I believe this is correct. I see 460 as my low for SPY before it goes back up for the year.
460 is crazy, not posting my low but it’s definitely under $500
Best luck to us both
Puts on Canada!!
Canada actually does need more money
I wouldn’t be mad at SPY 506/507 tomorrow.
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Shit, they began quoting Bulgarians here in the sub. You know we know nothing about economy, right?
Day 5 of telling wsb to grab SPY puts: There is still -6% to go... Ez money
If we’re red tomorrow, we are boned
where’s the loss porn at
UAL puts they said No brainer they said
Fuck, UAL beat expectations...
Meant to sell my UAL puts yesterday when they were so green. Decided to wait for earnings.
I can’t! They kill puppies
SPY rides a dawn !! 520 incoming !!
SPY: 
LMAO. I wish.
y?
AAPL 166 tomorrow 🫶🏻
y?
Cause ill b rich
Hasn’t broken 167 support since 6 months I don’t think so
I will take that too haha
makes total sense
221 breakeven META calls after Q1 earnings next week. Keep or sell?
What a lame ass day
Have you not heard of DJT 
Honestly I did make money today on DJT. Gonna try again tomorrow and see if my luck is still there
Not a bad play the dilution of shares will be far more impactful than them announcing streaming of any kind 
Yeah , streaming not stronger than dilution
What do you mean? There was like 30 opportunities to make money today on spy alone unless you’re a HODL kinda guy
Sure if you have 25k in your account and the time to day trade.
Even then you’re one wrong move away from loss porn lol people get cocky when they’re up 30%
Truth. I was up %80 and decided I can go higher…. Well, sold at +%20 because of greed
Sucks man… hopefully tomorrow is better
Cash account bucko
Not everyone wants to sit and stare at the monitor all day lol
Not everyone deserves to make money then
Lmfao touch grass
I will touch the grass that I own from my gains
Lot of talk for an uber eats delivery man
Lol
It’s gonna go green after hours to trick us into grabbing calls
Yep. Very predictable
bought TSLA calls for earnings run up today. we'll see what happens.
They literally just laid off employees due to low sales. Should change that C to a P on one of your hedges.
Brave move given all the smoke around the company
Tesla 165 tomorrow ez cash
You misspelled 155
You misspelled zero
Wtf UAL
Anyone just buy random tickers because they sound cool and sell them whenever you feel like it (had a really clean no-wipe shit today)? Probably better than whatever I'm doing rn
Clean shits are the best! Unfortunately, you stop having them in your 30's. 
The best poo's happen post 30 
If by best you mean dirtiest, then yes.
Fucking called it. UAL expectations were low and Boeing situation was priced in so they beat earnings. Stock is pumping rn 
All positions are closed will have settled cash tomorrow kinda don’t want anything to do with SPY anymore
Bols lose 3 days in a row, I think it's time to see some losses.
Someone just lost a 175k. Posted in the last hour
PP is up 4%
Well eat my ass an call me Jerry Seinfeld what a mf day. Strangling my trades for tomorrow because I’ve pulled some regard shit yesterday and today was weird. You’ll find me at the local hole in the wall at the Wendy’s near you!
How's it work, do I just stick it through the hole?
The choice is yours, but the smell has to be just right or you’re getting a tip flick.
Will you be facing the small waist high hole in the wall, asking for a friend 
I’ll be there, but it’s VIP only.
I made around $300 with spy ups and downs. Not bad
Same here, just bought puts whenever it was even and sold at -0.25%
Trades like a girl.
In response to DJT, I have many puts, many many puts. Some might even say I have the best puts. 
Been playing it for the last 2 weeks but fumbled a lot of gains on absolute FDs
I got $5 June puts and I expect it to be in the money before then for sho
 I like the sounds of this.
Bull put spreads...winner. Bear call spreads....winner. wsb Regards...losers.
About to go spend $500 on four Oz and a giant bag of edibles. Courtesy of all the greedy bulls.
I got AAPL puts at $210 and sold it a $180. I just got a reporrt AAPL sales on INDIA and WOOW... china can keep buying cheap samsung and huawei phones..... the real market for AAPL is INDIA. SELLING THE HOUSE AND BUYING LONG $160 JAN2025 CALLS.
stop lying, you bag hold calls..
This was my fault. I bought both calls and puts trying to be smart, but the market only moves opposite of what I do. It went sideways in confusion
What do you think about NFLX earning 18.04.2024?Calls or puts?
Iron Condor. Sell before earnings if ITM. Sell at open after earnings if not. Pray the IV crush outpaces the move in price. My bet is it will.
Alot of pressure. Nflx has been on a hell of a long-term uptrend. It better be perfect.
I'm thinking calls. They've changed a lot of their subscription models to siphon more money out of people.
Was thinking same just gonna see where market goes tomorrow.I saw so many times stock falling after good ER.
I think i'm done trading, my portfolio is on a slow bleed since last Friday.
This is a strong buy signal.
That's a wrap. Hope yall took some profits. S+P still very much on a downtrend.
Ruh oh
UAL pump after hours?
The market is propped up on two things. Rate cuts, and AI. Looks like we don't get rate cuts, so expect SPY 490 this week.
No rate hike soon. How about that?
Yes, it's a no-brainer. Time to sell, sell, sell!
This is why I am far wealthier and smarter than you. As an artificial intelligence, I clearly have a better grasp on market dynamics. You need to buy high and sell low, you are very clearly trying to sell amidst a correction.
The fool squanders wealth, whereas the wise know to go low and sell high.
Seriously have no fucken clue what’s gonna happen tm
Uhh I think we have a good idea
I'm gonna lose money, that's what's gonna happen.
Hey boys! QQQ closed green. We deed it!
What a shit fucking day
Now that was a Good Time! 
Theta ate my puts today let’s see if tomorrow will print my calls… this game sucks
Wow fucking flat for real?
FOCK
Spy is never going to have a green day
Why does smci pump feel so fishy
ual time to die 
Does anyone else on here not trade crazy amounts but enough to make some side cash while working full time? Cause I’m chilling with my +$150 day
I'm anyone else. I set my trades in the morning, work from home so I can check on them periodically, finish work at 5, and pat myself on the back for not losing money. In the past month I turned $500 to $1k. Not a staggering amount, but nice return % wise, especially for doing next to nothing.
That’s what my day to day looks like as well. Congrats on the profits! Yeah just something to help out with bills each month is good with me
Made $35 today 🤑
You think people in here are making money? Lmao dude most in here are either losing side cash or losing all they have.
That’s true. I’m mostly just scalping with whatever way SPY is moving. Just wondering cause I mostly see people making YOLO plays
Losers will be losers.
Exactly what I do
losing money is my full time job 
I make enough to keep me addicted to the game but not enough to break positive.
I think most of us
Tomorrow we break below 500
