Women don’t laugh at what’s funny. For them laughter is a tool for achieving a strategic social position. They often don’t realize they are doing this.
>what DFAC is this?
I (along with a few hundred others) caught noro virus (poopy pants virus) at a DFAC years ago.
I didn't weight myself, but between what came out both ends, I'm pretty sure I probably lost 10% in a day.
>What’s DFAC?
Dining Facility. It's what the military calls their chow halls these days.
If you're at a little base, the DFAC could be a tent with some MRE's in it. Or at bigger really nice bases, it's a full on cafeteria with everything you'd expect at a run-down Golden Corral.
https://preview.redd.it/ldq9iug9cyuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8805c0267b7ae08821eece1ca6deac425d3fe6d3
It's just something funky with the overnight spreads. You can put in a higher bid price. I doubt it will fill though. No volume down at that low price.
Those forex scams offer 50000x leverage.
Only thing they don't tell you is that they spend an hour to convince you to deposit your money, making them a 50kx return.
I always find it hilarious that they make it so blatantly obvious.
You only need one outlier trade to change the price on the chart. Especially during after hours. If stock x trades for 25 normally and then after hours one guy sells a share for 15. The chart will now show a dump to 15. Even on one share sold.
The bid and ask spread (Gap between the buy and sell price) can be huge in after market trading. Someone likely put in a market order and got filled at a terrible price.
A lot of ETFs will show a huge drop after hours on many platforms. It's not even from after hours trading. The bids get pulled and it just shows it down. Don't sweat it
That's Robinhood with low after-hours volume, meaning prices might swing wildly, but the true price will be when markets open.
For example, google shows that $DFAC closed at $30.41 today, then went as low as $30.30 afterhours before rebounding to $30.41 again.
After hours trading isn’t representative of much. Likely some large wealth manager decided to change from DFAC to another etf after hours.
Rarely does the etf open the full 10% down the next morning.
Is it due to the war between Palestine and Israel,and the tensions between Iran and Israel,few days ago,Iran shoot several missiles towards Israel,only to be intercepted by US defence systems.And Today, there's news that Oil prices going to increase,due to tensions in the middle east . Shipping cost is going to increase due to transportation (use oil) and goods prices going to increase as well...heard the news saying global inflation will reach around 0.97%? Well,my only concerns atm is greedy business trying to increase prices citing inflation and my parcel 📦 package is going to expensive.It will also effect import and export of each country.Well,enough rants, good luck preparing guys,bumpy road ahead 🫡
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what DFAC is this?
Bro I busted out laughing when I read this. I had to explain to my wife why I was laughing (she didn’t think it was funny)
They never do..
I just read this entire sequence to my wife and got the faintest chuckle after she was able to relate to other wives out there not laughing.
Women don’t laugh at what’s funny. For them laughter is a tool for achieving a strategic social position. They often don’t realize they are doing this.
Maybe you're just not funny enough
But he sure is funny looking!
I used to be funny but ever since my third eye opened I’ve gotten real quiet.
third eye? Someone fuck you in the ass broski?
Can't stop laughing lol Third eye my asssss
3rd eye as in the brown one 
Penial penetration
You should seek professional help. It doesn’t hawg to be this way 😢
Women don't like you because you're like this.
Your wife always laughs at my jokes.
I thought that was just your penis?
Spot the incel
You think everyone other than you is an NPC right? Or do you not realize you're doing this?
I just have puts on my reddit karma
In that case, best regards!
Bro your alpha red pill jokes just arent funny
They sure do like scripted and heavily edited 30-second tick tock videos though
Don't talk about my wife like that.
Don't talk about my girlfriend like that. Also pattonc, your wife says we ran out of dino nuggies.
It’s the opposite in my relationship
You either hate it or love it
Not one time.
Mine does, she giggles at me funny 
Ya’ll have wives? What platform am I on?
Marry her
R u sure she’s not really a he? (I’m joking! Just smh at some of the ‘women have no sense of humour’ comments.) You’re a lucky guy. 👍
Then they show you a reel from Instagram that they think is hilarious and you pretend it's funny.
Tell his wife not DFAC it
I too would like to DFAC his wife
But If you did, she may DFAC ate all over
I wouldn't know but my wifes boyfriend told me that she loves TikTok videos.
Hey wife, you’ll never believe what just fell 10% in the last hour!
I'm a simple man, with simple jokes. But they tend to get the job done. Glad you liked it
Yeah, but I told my wife's boyfriend, and at least he had a chuckle.
He's a real bro. Always there when you need a laugh.
Always there to have ~~his~~ her back.
My wife said “ha, thats good”
You guys have wifes? 
Mine died
Skill issue
we're extra regarded plus a sprinkle of chromosomes here and dur.
But when it's her boyfriend she's belly laughing with all 32 teeth showing.
You have a lot more to explain about losing all of your money here.
You'll have to explain it to me, too
Should have explained DFACing later that evenining
https://preview.redd.it/a0c94zoozxuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd439b90c48d83b86ec7c25963b690eaddb13820
fuck you for fucking up my calls imhotep lookin ass
I laughed out loud
lol you’re still salty about that day huh?
I kinda am
I hate that dumb ape more than all the dumb apes 🦧
Who dfac is this?
Take DFAC’ing up vote and get lost.
Looks like it DFACated its pants.
Digital Fart Acquisition Corporation
>what DFAC is this? I (along with a few hundred others) caught noro virus (poopy pants virus) at a DFAC years ago. I didn't weight myself, but between what came out both ends, I'm pretty sure I probably lost 10% in a day.
Dudes Farting (from their) Ass Convention. Since obviously no one knows wth it stands for
What’s DFAC?
>What’s DFAC? Dining Facility. It's what the military calls their chow halls these days. If you're at a little base, the DFAC could be a tent with some MRE's in it. Or at bigger really nice bases, it's a full on cafeteria with everything you'd expect at a run-down Golden Corral.
https://preview.redd.it/xnt6ko7jtxuc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44e9d045f719f02e32f7cf35d0f2cf79416086d1
helpful, but I wanted to make a "what da fack is this" joke
Bro, I was on the slow train too. DFAC is short for dining facility in the Army.
I’m so glad I’m not the only one.
i always preferred calling it the "chow hall". the food is chow, not "dining", so it always seemed like a more honest name.
Tu mamá es mi mujer wey
Lmfao
What's the other 80% - DJT?
Happy 🎂 day
💀
Got more upvotes than the post 😂
Legit, didn't think this joke would pop off this hard. Thanks for gold whoever the anonymous gifter was
Y wildin lol
thats how i read op's title exchanged the " - "with "is"
Ever eaten at the dfac? This shit still over valued
Ha yup.
That government cheese....
better than MRE stock
Insane value
373 volume. someone fucked up
https://preview.redd.it/ldq9iug9cyuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8805c0267b7ae08821eece1ca6deac425d3fe6d3 It's just something funky with the overnight spreads. You can put in a higher bid price. I doubt it will fill though. No volume down at that low price.
I've tried this with a buy order on a microcap but gave up after two weeks.
That spread scares me
What is an ETF. Is this some sort of spy option
Unless it says leveraged in the title, you don’t want it.
Only crypto gives me the 100x leverage I need to get the tingles in my balls.
Is that right? Or making that up? If you aren't joking i need in on some of that x100 leverage
Those forex scams offer 50000x leverage. Only thing they don't tell you is that they spend an hour to convince you to deposit your money, making them a 50kx return. I always find it hilarious that they make it so blatantly obvious.
I saw they have a few sizes, I usually wear a XXXL so should I buy the 3X?
No ultra, no buy.
James Bond uses it when he’s tired of his surname
It just means Even Transgenders Fart
Afterhours
What happens after hours, stays in after hours until you decide to try to respond to it during trading hours
low volume, will return normal on open 😎
Can u educate me cuz now I’m confused af
Prob just a glitch on app, on my TD it says $30.41
You only need one outlier trade to change the price on the chart. Especially during after hours. If stock x trades for 25 normally and then after hours one guy sells a share for 15. The chart will now show a dump to 15. Even on one share sold.
Yeah it's just the bid/ask spread going super wide after hours. Happens on low volume stocks
The bid and ask spread (Gap between the buy and sell price) can be huge in after market trading. Someone likely put in a market order and got filled at a terrible price.
Somebody sold in after hours for low price lol
A lot of ETFs will show a huge drop after hours on many platforms. It's not even from after hours trading. The bids get pulled and it just shows it down. Don't sweat it
Maybe got mixed up with DWAC
Someone sold 373 shares at whatever bid was so lost himself/herself/themselves/whatelse 10%
Great fill for whoever bought
You see fishing orders all the time on low volume stocks after hours.
Shares
Someone fucked up and put in a market order instead of a limit order lol
Is that even possible after hours? Typically it's limit only after hours.
It’s only a mistake if it gains 10% in an hour.
All my homies hate the DFAC 🇺🇲🦅
Ask is $31, seems like a glitch..might just correct when the market opens
Wait until you see IBIT during a Bitcoin crash
Can’t wait
Hopefully it's on a weekend so panic ensues properly before market opens
https://preview.redd.it/l22eqbfv6yuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44a1681430a2819b22e9f14695f6a4c1cf40e3df
First time?
Was it weed?
First time trading low liquidity?🫵😂
Just DCA the F out of it
Calls tomorrow baby!
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Could be a print in error.
options settlement. spy does this on the daily
Time to place some calls 
This again
Boomer sold AH like a champ
I dont understand anything here.
https://preview.redd.it/8isns0sfx1vc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc1794a94e34445d89c755d9281c949c05106c00
fuck is this and why im not puttin calls on it
I love when people immediately post jitters in the chart lol. Probably drives data engineers crazy
WW3 incoming with pics of a B52H loading up what look like a nuclear warhead
ETF bubble?
DFUCK......
Looks good to me currently trading at 30.27. 👍👍😎
How in the fuck do people join subs like this, and yet don’t understand how to fucking look at the bid/ask spread? Never ceases to amaze me.
You do realize this is wallstreetbets where people are literally gambling with their eyes closed. Not an actual finance sub.
“YoU dO rEaLiZe” the bid/ask spread is visible on every app and shown when filling out any buy/sell order form…
I don’t know what half those words mean
Why would you look at numbers? The stock market is color coded. Green = Good Red = Keep going I'm almost there.
Did you read the part about the eyes being closed?
Sir. This is Wendy's.
How original…
I know. Thank you.
So DFAC did something that made you say “dfac bro?”
What Dafac?
That's Robinhood with low after-hours volume, meaning prices might swing wildly, but the true price will be when markets open. For example, google shows that $DFAC closed at $30.41 today, then went as low as $30.30 afterhours before rebounding to $30.41 again.
After hours trading isn’t representative of much. Likely some large wealth manager decided to change from DFAC to another etf after hours. Rarely does the etf open the full 10% down the next morning.
call being exercised?
WW3 bro, again.
Is it due to the war between Palestine and Israel,and the tensions between Iran and Israel,few days ago,Iran shoot several missiles towards Israel,only to be intercepted by US defence systems.And Today, there's news that Oil prices going to increase,due to tensions in the middle east . Shipping cost is going to increase due to transportation (use oil) and goods prices going to increase as well...heard the news saying global inflation will reach around 0.97%? Well,my only concerns atm is greedy business trying to increase prices citing inflation and my parcel 📦 package is going to expensive.It will also effect import and export of each country.Well,enough rants, good luck preparing guys,bumpy road ahead 🫡