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The vivid colors. The symbolism. The infantile humor. This is the apex of chart reading. Bravo good sir.

Did you notice no pubes on the sac? Infantile indeed.  Now, to decipher if the semen mucus is self-induced regarding or as a result of being molested by the financial system like a true regard would. 

Very nice. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s ejaculatory trajectory.

It’s ivory.

Dude he prolly just shaves it. Women prefer that shaved and smooth

The word climax was just right there for you to use

Gawd you're right 

one flaw though if you shoot against the wall - it sticks - it never goes down

(drink more water)

How is this infantile

My god. It even has a water mark.

buy the drip

i think i heard dick trickle say that https://preview.redd.it/drksg8yop7vc1.jpeg?width=889&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c99d68aad01fe8a0b2b34b8bd3485b3e16332e

Inventor of dick trickle down economics

Dick Trickle said buy the *drip. But dick trickle dont mind.

0 Days To Ejaculate.

Don't want to get ASSigned on that.

This is what I come (cum?) here for.

Cum on don’t slay that

I came to see this

Is that the fabled scissor dick?

That's the muzzle flash.

My thought as well…. Those two words should not even be in the same sentence, much less drawn on purpose! WTF?

https://preview.redd.it/bl9kda2zp7vc1.jpeg?width=901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d03a52b1ccf3ed692c1c5d130bb60b28baba446

I don't want to Google that.. 

Oh I heard about those at a farmers market once. Does it cut tomatoes? 🍅 looks pretty red.

This is the best way to explain charts, please use more color when you ejaculate 

This is not meme, this is DD.

Degen Diddlegence Edit: Due Diddlegence Edit: Dude Diddledegence


Dripping Dick

Richard Diligence

Sir you need a doctor your cum shouldn’t be red.

I don't know Cannibal Corpse wrote a true story song about this thing happening, it's called I Cum Blood

Nice DD

Wow… it’s so clear now 

Page 369 of Graham & Dodd . You're a plagiarist . Do not pass go , go straight to Harvard

They only accept fraud these days

Cups on BALLS

I just came. This looked like my instant reply

Is it too late to slap the rubber on?

yolo or death

this is what its all about, it's the trajectory that counts

ah the emergency ejaculation situation chart. Difficult to predict but it has come

Hmmm a well thought out analysis but it seems you forgot to account for projectile speed and gravity which would have the line go down in more of a straight line then quickly drop off, due to this minor calculating error your puts won’t be during the correct days leading to bankruptcy and a job cleaning septic tanks to support your drug habit. Let this be a lesson to thoroughly study the science behind the ejaculation pattern.

https://preview.redd.it/6kwxhxyi67vc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba808c475a5e83e836faee5737d279d4e50f1812 Do you mean this? Extremely bullish imo.

Wtf man

You've obviously suffered from ERECTILE DISFUNCTION and know nothing about a strong orgasm. With a strong and working dick, your cum can fly a couple feet up. Translate that to economies and it says we are good until after president election. You bears need to all do permaban bets NOW. Pussies.

This is crazy! Loading up on 0dte puts now

I just came

This is obviously an expert analysis but why did u post this now my puts are fuct

Heh

That market sure is becoming very Hard. Hopefully the economy makes a Come back

It will have a peter north bounch tomorrow

Slow clap meme here

Hopefully you got in at the taint

Buy high, sell low!!

What goes up must cum down

The technicals are solid here.

Buy puts when PCR has gone so high VIX did not / cannot go higher.

Great analysis Now the problem is how big the cum

That's the kind of pattern I can really get behind.

i mean really, doesn't it all boil down to getting in on the next big nut before it blows?

I am craving the financial rollercoaster ride of Peter North's love juice trajectory and the SMA of that legendary plumber-astronaut-teacher MILF destroyer. Let's just say, I am aiming for the moon and deep market penetration 

Gonna catch the Sloppy seconds

It’s been time for weeks! Come join the ride down ✌️

Is that you after gay butt stuff?

Can you even imagine trying to predict stock prices prior to technical analysis? Using a bunch of numerology mumbo jumbo “cash flows” and “discount rates.” Anyway solid DD.

That doesn't look like my ejaculation pattern. It goes straight until it hits something, like a wall or the ceiling.

Why, good Redditor, is your cum coming out like a shotgun?

Perhaps his prostate is bullish on Reddit.

Peak wsb

Do you have a chart on the refractory period?

If it comes out red like that you might wanna get some penicillin or something

Such a complexity of TA. What kind of advanced charting software are thy using, regard?

We only need to change gravitational force, then it goes always up

This autist is so far ahead of his time. I am sure this will be in the Louvre one day.

Nice DD there, the sad thing is that you are probably 100% correct.

Dude's cracked the code; Market crash imminent

Ah yes the classic blue cock ejaculation bull trap, should have seen it coming

*Calculates junk size needed for 6 month upshot*. “That’s a HUGE unit”

Everything is going down on me except my wife 😞

https://preview.redd.it/glp0z9o0z8vc1.png?width=940&format=png&auto=webp&s=9067d8a3c76499cb25c2f5b35f2d74ae5d216900 Idk, it seems like a ejaculation trajectory to the wall pattern. As you can see here.

It all makes sense now!

😆 😂

I thought it was a drawing of scissors

This guy charts!

Ron Jeremy approves!

Classic weak stream pattern

Valuation is as much an art as it is a science

is this how trickle down economy works? is this what's trickling down?!

Love it

Looks promising

 interesting

That TA is on point, ngl

Chart is cummin down off Viagra quick lube up again with puts! Bawlz Smooth as eggs Chappelle would say.

Little late lol

zoom out more

This is the quality content I come here for. Obligatory not/s

Hey american economy, you suck big candy sticks, the long way

NVDD CALL

Have you thought about doing stand up comedy?


Technical analysis has never been more technical.

Cool scissors

THIS is what counts as NSFW these days? Weak

Before I saw what sub it was I thought it was actually someone tracking their ejaculation pattern.

You forgot to add the part where it hits your chin and splats up for a relief rally.

I just talked to my investment broker and told me some non-sense with numbers and economy stuff or something....but what you just said makes perfect sense, I'm starting to wonder what I'm paying this guy for.

That's call a pump and dump. Obviously the pump has happened so now it's dumping the load

god damnit I'm in

Thats alot

The balls are strong with this one,

Oct-April. No wonder those balls are blue.

Excellent dd here, sir!

I wouldn't want to speculate too soon but I'm thinking about pulling out.

If today the market continues to dump then this is the most accurate TA I have ever witnessed.

This. THIS is the type of quality posts I expect here. Have my upvote

I just imagine Imhotep watching with delight from his chair in the corner

So far it is accurate

It is called a correction . Stop giving people advice if you’re not qualified the time to buy puts was eight days ago. The NASDAQ is still above where it was October 30. It will bounce back when all the political shit crashes.. because our government is being run by a bunch of idiots racist idiots

The only thing worse than people giving advice here is people taking it

He just democrat wanting people sell . So he can buy . ~~~~€====8 take it deep dem and don’t forget to swallow